1
1 (The Mabbot street entrance of nighttown, before which stretches
2
2 an uncobbled tramsiding set with skeleton tracks, red and green
3
3 will‐o'‐the‐wisps and danger signals. Rows of grimy houses with
4
4gaping doors. Rare lamps with faint rainbow fans. Round
5 ⸢3
5[a]aRabaiotti'sRabaiotti's 3⸣

5[a]aRabaiotti'sRabaiotti's
halted ice gondola stunted men and women squabble.
6
6They grab wafers between which are wedged lumps of coral and
7
7copper snow. Sucking, they scatter slowly, children. The swancomb
8
8of the gondola, highreared, forges on through the murk, white and
9
9blue under a lighthouse. Whistles call and answer. )


10
10
The Call


11
11Wait, my love, and I'll be with you.


12
12
The Answer


13
13Round behind the stable.


14
14( ⸢5[An]AnA deafmuteA deafmute 5⸣ [An]AnA deafmuteA deafmute idiot with goggle eyes, his shapeless mouth
15 dribbling,
15jerks past, shaken in Saint Vitus' dance. A chain of
16 children's hands
16 imprisons him*.)


17
17
The *C⧼c⧽hildren


18#
18Kithogue! Salute!


19
19
The Idiot


20
20(lifts a palsied left arm and gurgles)
Ghahute!


21
1
The Children


22
2Where's the great light?


23
3
The Idiot


24
4(gobbling)
Ghaghahest.


25
5(They release him. He jerks on. A pigmy woman swings on a rope
26
6 slung between two railings, counting. A form sprawled against a
27
7 dustbin and muffled by its arm and hat ⸢D[snores. ]snores. snores, groans,
8grinding
28growling teeth, and snores again.
snores, groans,
8grinding
28growling teeth, and snores again.
D⸣
[snores. ]snores. snores, groans,
8grinding
28growling teeth, and snores again.
snores, groans,
8grinding
28growling teeth, and snores again.
On a step a gnome
9 totting among
29 ⸢5[rubbish]rubbisha rubbishtipa rubbishtip 5⸣ [rubbish]rubbisha rubbishtipa rubbishtip crouches to shoulder a sack
10 of rags and bones. A crone
30 standing by with a smoky oillamp rams
11her last bottle in the maw of
31 his sack. He heaves his booty, tugs
12 askew his peaked cap and
32 hobbles off mutely. The crone makes
13 back for her lair, swaying her
33 lamp. A bandy child, asquat on the
14 doorstep with a paper
34 shuttlecock, crawls sidling after her in spurts,
15 clutches her skirt,
35 scrambles up. A drunken navvy grips with both
16 hands the railings
36 of an area, lurching heavily. At a corner two
17 night watch in
37shouldercapes, their hands upon their
18staffholsters, loom tall. A
38 plate crashes: a woman screams: a child
19 wails. Oaths of a man
39 roar, mutter, cease. Figures wander, lurk,
20 peer from warrens. In a
40 room lit by a candle stuck in a bottleneck a
21 slut combs out the tatts
41 from the hair of a scrofulous child. Cissy
22 Caffrey's voice, still
42 young, sings shrill from a lane.*)


43
23
Cissy Caffrey


44
24
I gave it to Molly

45
25
Because she was jolly,

46
26
The leg of the duck,

47
27
The leg of the duck.


48
28(Private Carr and Private Compton, swaggersticks tight in their
49
29 oxters, as they march unsteadilyunsteadily rightaboutface and burst
1 together
50 from their mouths a volleyed fart. Laughter of men from
2 the lane. A
51 hoarse virago retorts.)


52
3
The Virago


53
4Signs on you, hairy arse. More power the Kildare girl.


54
5
Cissy Caffrey


55
6More luck to me. Cavan, Cootehill and Belturbet. (she sings)


56
7
I gave it to Nelly

57
8
To stick in her belly,

58
9
The leg of the duck,

59
10
The leg of the duck.


60
11(Private Carr and Private Compton turn and counterretort, their
61
12tunics bloodbright in a lampglow, black sockets of caps on their
62
13blond cropped polls. Stephen Dedalus and Lynch and Lynch pass
14 through the
63 crowd close to the redcoats*. *)


64
15
Private Compton


65
16(jerks his finger)
Way for the parson.


66
17
Private Carr


67
18(turns and calls)
What ho, parson!


68
19
Cissy Caffrey


69
20(her voice soaring higher *⧼,⧽)


70
21
She has it, she got it,

71
22
Wherever she put it,

72
23
The leg of the duck.


73
1(Stephen, flourishing the ashplant in his left hand, chants with joy
74
2 the introit for paschal time. Lynch, his jockeycap low on his brow,
75
3 attends him, a sneer of discontent wrinkling his face*.)


76
4
Stephen


77
5Vidi
aquam egredientem de templo a latere dextro. Alleluia.


78
6(The famished snaggletusks of an elderly bawd protrude from a
79
7 doorway*.)


80
8
The Bawd


81
9(her voice whispering huskily)
Sst! Come here till I tell you. Maidenhead
82
10 inside. Sst!


83
11
Stephen


84
12(altius aliquantulum)
Et omnes ad quos pervenit aqua ista.


85
13
The Bawd


86
14(spits in their trail her jet of venom)
Trinity medicals. Fallopian tube. All
87
15 prick and no pence.


88
16(Edy Boardman, sniffling, crouched with Bertha Supple, draws her
89
17 shawl across her nostrils*.)


90
18
Edy Boardman


91
19(bickering)
And says the one: I seen you up Faithful place with your
92
20 ⸢4[squarepusher]squarepushersquarepusher, the greaser off the railway,squarepusher, the greaser off the railway, 4⸣ [squarepusher]squarepushersquarepusher, the greaser off the railway,squarepusher, the greaser off the railway, in ⸢4[the]thehishis 4⸣ [the]thehishis
21 cometobed hat. Did you,
93 says I. That's not for you to say, says I. You
22 never seen me in the mantrap
94 with a married highlander, says I. The likes of
23 her! Stag that one is!
95 Stubborn as a mule! And her walking with two
24 fellows the one time,
96Kilbride, the enginedriver, and lancecorporal
25 Oliphant.


97
1
Stephen


98
2(triumphaliter )
Salvi facti sunt.


99
3(He flourishes his ashplant, shivering the lamp image, shattering
100
4 light over the world. 3  A ⸢3[retriever]retrieverliver and white spanielliver and white spaniel 3⸣ [retriever]retrieverliver and white spanielliver and white spaniel
5 on the prowl slinks
101 after him⧼.⧽., growling. Lynch scares it with a
6 kick*.)


102
7
Lynch


103
8So that?


104
9
Stephen


105
10(looks behind)
So that ⸢C[gesture]gesturegesture, not music not odour,gesture, not music not odour, C⸣ [gesture]gesturegesture, not music not odour,gesture, not music not odour, would be
11 a universal
106 language, the gift of tongues rendering visible not the lay sense
12 but the first
107 entelechy, the structural rhythm.


108
13
Lynch


109
14Pornosophical philotheology. Metaphysics in Mecklenburgh street!


110
15
Stephen


111
16We have shrewridden Shakespeare and henpecked Socrates. Even the
112
17 allwisest Stagyrite was bitted, bridled and mounted by a light of love.


113
18
Lynch


114
19 ⸢3[Bah!]Bah!Ba!Ba! 3⸣ [Bah!]Bah!Ba!Ba!


115
20
Stephen


116
21Anyway, who wants two gestures to illustrate a loaf and a jug? This
117
22 movement illustrates the loaf and jug of bread or wine in Omar. Hold⧼.⧽.
23 my
118 stick.


119
1
Lynch


120
2Damn your yellow stick. Where are we going?


121
3
Stephen

⸢D[To]To
122
4 Lecherous lynx, to

122
4 Lecherous lynx, to
D⸣
[To]To
122
4 Lecherous lynx, to

122
4 Lecherous lynx, to
⸢3[find]find la belle dame sans merci, la belle dame sans merci, 3⸣ [find]find la belle dame sans merci, la belle dame sans merci, Georgina
5 Johnson, [3light of love,]light of love, ad deam qui
123laetificat iuventutem
meam.
ad deam qui
123laetificat iuventutem
meam.
ad deam qui
123laetificat iuventutem
meam.
ad deam qui
123laetificat iuventutem
meam.


124
6(Stephen thrusts the ashplant on him and slowly holds out his
125
7 hands, his head going back till both hands are a span from his
126
8 breast, down turned, in planes intersecting, the fingers about to
127 part,
9 the left being higher*.)


128
10
Lynch


129
11Which is the jug of bread? It skills not. That or the customhouse. Illustrate
130
12 thou. Here take your crutch and walk.


131
13(They pass. Tommy Caffrey scrambles to a gaslamp and, clasping,
132
14 climbs in spasms. From the top spur he slides down. Jacky Caffrey
133
15 clasps to climb. The navvy lurches against the lamp. The twins
134
16 scuttle off in the dark. The navvy, swaying, presses a forefinger
135
17 against a wing of his nose and ejects from the farther nostril a long
136
18 liquid jet of snot. Shouldering the lamp he staggers away through
137
19 the crowd with his flaring cresset.
138
20 Snakes of river fog creep slowly. From drains, clefts, cesspools,
139
21middens arise on all sides stagnant fumes. A glow leaps in the south
140
22 beyond the seaward reaches of the riverbeyond the seaward reaches of the river. The navvy, staggering
141
23forward, cleaves the crowd and lurches towards the ⧼uncobbled⧽uncobbled
24 tramsiding. On
142 the farther side under the railway bridge Bloom
25appears, flushed,
143 panting >crushing⧽crushing cramming cramming <crushing⧽crushing cramming cramming bread and
26 chocolate into >his sidepockets⧽his sidepocketsa sidepocketa sidepocket <his sidepockets⧽his sidepocketsa sidepocketa sidepocket
>crushing⧽crushing cramming cramming <crushing⧽crushing cramming cramming bread and
26 chocolate into >his sidepockets⧽his sidepocketsa sidepocketa sidepocket <his sidepockets⧽his sidepocketsa sidepocketa sidepocket
. From
144 Gillen's
27 hairdresser's window a composite portrait shows him
145 gallantgallant
28 Nelson's image. A concave mirror at the side presents to him
146
29 lovelorn longlost lugubru Booloohoom. Grave Gladstone sees him
147
30 level⧼.⧽., Bloom for Bloom. He passes, struck by the stare of
31 truculent
148Wellington, but in the convex mirror grin unstruck the
1 bonham eyes
149 and fatchuck cheekchops of jollypoldy the rixdix
2 doldy.
150
3 At Antonio Rabaiotti's door Bloom halts, sweated under the bright
151
4arclamp. He disappears. In a moment he reappears and hurries
152
5 on
and hurries
152
5 on
.*)


153
6
Bloom


154
7Fish and taters. N. g. Ah!


155
8(He disappears into Olhausen's, the porkbutcher's, under the
156
9 downcoming rollshutter. A few moments later he emerges from
157
10 under the shutter, puffing Poldy, blowing Bloohoom. In each hand
158
11 he holds a parcel, one containing a lukewarm pig's crubeen, the
159
12 other a cold sheep's trotter, sprinkled with wholepepper. He gasps,
160
13 standing upright. Then bending to one side he presses a parcel
161
14 against his ribs and groans*.)


162
15
Bloom


163
16Stitch in my side. Why did I run?


164
17(He takes breath with care and goes forward slowly towards the
165
18 lampset siding. The glow leaps again*.)


166
19
Bloom


167
20What is that? A flasher? Searchlight.


168
21(He stands at Cormack's corner, watching*.)


169
22
Bloom


170
23Aurora borealis
or a steel foundry? Ah, the brigade, of course. South side
171
24 anyhow. Big blaze. Might be his house. Beggar's bush. We're safe. (he
172
25 hums cheerfully)
London's burning, London's burning! On fire, on fire!
173
26 (he catches sight of the navvy lurching through the crowd at the farther
174
27 side of Talbot street)
I'll miss him. Run. Quick. Better cross here.


175
28(He darts to cross the road. Urchins shout*.)


176
1
The Urchins


177
2Mind out, mister!


178
3(Two cyclists, with lighted paper lanterns aswing, swim by him,
179
4 grazing him, their bells rattling*.)


180
5
The Bells


181
6Haltyaltyaltyall.


182
7
Bloom


183
8(halts erecterect, stung by a spasm)
Ow!


184
9(He looks round, darts forward suddenly. Through rising fog a
185
10 dragon ⸢5[sandstrewer]sandstrewersandstrewer, travelling at caution,sandstrewer, travelling at caution, 5⸣ [sandstrewer]sandstrewersandstrewer, travelling at caution,sandstrewer, travelling at caution, slews
11 heavily down upon
186 him, its huge red headlight winking, its trolley
12 hissing on the wire.
187 The motorman bangs his footgong.)


188
13
The Gong


189
14Bang Bang Bla Bak Blud Bugg Bloo.


190
15(The brake cracks violently. Bloom, raising a policeman's
191
16 whitegloved hand, blunders stifflegged out of the track. The
192
17motorman, thrown forward, pugnosed, on the guidewheel, yells
18 as
193 he slides ⸢5[past.]past.past over chains and keys.past over chains and keys. 5⸣ [past.]past.past over chains and keys.past over chains and keys. )


194
19
The Motorman


195
20Hey, shitbreeches, are you doing the hat trick?


196
21(Bloom trickleaps to the curbstone and halts again. He brushes a
197
22 mudflake from his cheek with a parcelled hand*.)


198
23
Bloom


199
24 No thoroughfare. ⸢5 No thoroughfare. 5⸣ Close shave that but cured the stitch. Must take up
200
25 Sandow's exercises again. On the hands down. Insure against street
201
1 accident too. The Providential*. (he feels his trouser pocket) Poor
202
2 mamma's panacea. Heel easily catch in track or bootlace in a cog. Day the
203
3wheel of the black Maria peeled off my shoe at Leonard's corner. Third
204
4time is the charm.
Third
204
4time is the charm.
Shoe trick. Insolent driver. I ought to report him.
205
5 Tension makes them nervous. Might be the fellow balked me this morning
206
6 with that horsey woman. Same style of beauty. Quick of him all the same.
207
7 The stiff walk. True word spoken in jest. That awful cramp in Lad lane.
208
8 Something poisonous I ate. Emblem of luck. Why? Probably lost cattle.
209
9 Mark of the beast.
Emblem of luck. Why? Probably lost cattle.
209
9 Mark of the beast.
(he closes his eyes an instant) Bit light in the head
210 ⧼I
10 feel⧽
I
10 feel
. Monthly or effect of the other. Brainfogfag. That tired feeling.That tired feeling. Too
11 much
211 for me now. Ow!


212
12(A sinister figure leans on plaited legs against O'Beirne's wall, a
213
13 visage unknown, injected with dark mercury. From under a
214
14wideleaved sombrero the figure regards him with evil eye*.)


215
15
Bloom


216
16Bueñas
noches, señorita Blanca ⸢3 Blanca 3⸣ . Que calle es esta? 


217
17
The Figure


218
18(impassive, raises a signal arm)
Password.⸢5Password.5⸣ Sraid Mabbot.


219
19
Bloom


220
20Haha. Merci. Esperanto. Slan leath. (he mutters) Gaelic league spy,
21 sent
221 by that fireeater.


222
22(He steps forward. A sackshouldered ragman bars his path. He
223
23 steps left, ragsackman left*.)


224
24
Bloom


225
25I beg.


226
26(He leaps right, sackragman right*.)


227
1
Bloom


228
2I beg.


229
3(He swerves, sidles, stepaside,stepaside, slips past and on*.)


230
4
Bloom


231
5Keep to the right, right, right. If there is a fingerpost⧽fingerpost signpost signpost fingerpost⧽fingerpost signpost signpost planted
6 by the Touring
232 Club at Stepaside who procured that public boon? I who
7 lost my way and
233 contributed to the columns of the Irish Cyclist the letter
8headed In darkest
234 Stepaside
. Keep, keep, keep to the right. Rags and bones
9 at midnight. A
235 fence more likely. First place murderer makes for. Wash off
10 his sins of the
236 world*.


237
11(Jacky Caffrey, hunted by Tommy Caffrey, runs full tilt against
238
12 Bloom*.)


239
13
Bloom


240
14O.


241
15(Shocked, on weak hams, he halts. Tommy and Jacky vanish
242
16 there, there. Bloom pats with parcelled hands watchfob,
243
17pocketbookpocket, pursepoke, sweets of sin, potatosoap. )


244
18
Bloom


245
19Beware of pickpockets. Old thieves' dodge. Collide. Then snatch your
246
20 purse.


247
21(The retriever approaches ⸢5[sniffing. ]sniffing. sniffing, nose to the
22ground. A sprawled
248form sneezes.
sniffing, nose to the
22ground. A sprawled
248form sneezes.
5⸣
[sniffing. ]sniffing. sniffing, nose to the
22ground. A sprawled
248form sneezes.
sniffing, nose to the
22ground. A sprawled
248form sneezes.
A stooped bearded figure
23 appears garbed in the long
249 caftan of an elder in Zion⧼.⧽. and a
24smokingcap with magenta tassels.
250 Horned spectacles hang down at
25 the wings of the nose. Yellow
251 poison streaks are on the drawn
26 face*.)


252
1
Rudolph


253
2Second halfcrown waste money today. I told you not go with drunken goy
254
3 ever. You⧽You So you So you You⧽You So you So you catch no money.⸢3 You⧽You So you So you You⧽You So you So you catch no money.3⸣


255
4
Bloom


256
5(hides the crubeen and trotter behind his back and, crestfallen, feels warm
257
6 and cold feetmeat)
Ja, ich weiss, papachi.


258
7
Rudolph


259
8What you making down this place? Have you no soul?⸢3Have you no soul?3⸣ (*w⧼W⧽ith feeble
9 vulture
260 talons he feels the silent face of Bloom)
Are you not my son
10Leopold, the
261grandson of Leopold? Are you not my dear son Leopold who
11 left the house
262 of his father and left the god of his fathers Abraham and
12 Jacob?


263
13
Bloom


264
14(with precaution)
I suppose so, father. Mosenthal. All that's left of him.


265
15
Rudolph


266
16(severely)
One night they bring you home drunk as dog after spend your
267
17 good money. What you call them running chaps?


268
18
Bloom


269
19(in youth's smart blue Oxford suit with white vestslips, narrowshouldered,
270
20 in brown Alpine hat, wearing gent's sterling silver Waterbury keyless watch
271
21 and double curb Albert with seal attached, one side of him mudcoated⧽mudcoated
22coated with
272 stiffening mud

22coated with
272 stiffening mud
mudcoated⧽mudcoated
22coated with
272 stiffening mud

22coated with
272 stiffening mud
)
Harriers, father. Only that once.


273
1
Rudolph

⸢D[Once.]Once.
274
2 Once!

274
2 Once!
D⸣
[Once.]Once.
274
2 Once!

274
2 Once!
Mud head to foot. Cut your hand open. Lockjaw. They
3 make you
275 ⸢D[kaputt.]kaputt. kaputt, Leopoldleben. kaputt, Leopoldleben. D⸣ [kaputt.]kaputt. kaputt, Leopoldleben. kaputt, Leopoldleben. You watch them chaps.


276
4
Bloom


277
5(weakly)
They challenged me to a sprint. It was muddy. I slipped.


278
6
Rudolph


279
7(with contempt)
Goim nachez!  Nice spectacles for your poor mother!

⸢3


280
8
Bloom


281
9Mamma!


282
10
Ellen Bloom


283
11(in pantomime dame's stringed mobcap, ⸢5[Widow]Widow widow widow 5⸣ [Widow]Widow widow widow
12Twankey's
⸢D ⸢5[Widow]Widow widow widow 5⸣ [Widow]Widow widow widow
12Twankey's D⸣
crinoline and
284 bustle, blouse with muttonleg sleeves buttoned
13 behind, grey mittens and
285 cameo brooch, her plaited hair in a crispine
14 net,
her plaited hair in a crispine
14 net,
appears on a⧽on aover theover the on a⧽on aover theover the staircase
286 banisters, a slanted candlestick in
15 her hand, and cries out in shrill alarm)

287 O blessed Redeemer, what have
16 they done to him! My smelling salts! (*S⧼s⧽he
288 hauls up a reef of skirt and
17 ransacks the pouch of her striped blay petticoat.
289 A phial, an Agnus Dei, a
18shrivelled potato and a celluloid doll fall out.*)

290 Sacred Heart of Mary,
19 where were you at all?⧽all? all at all? all at all? all?⧽all? all at all? all at all?


291
20(Bloom, mumbling, his eyes downcast, begins to bestow his parcels
292
21 in his filled pockets but desists, muttering*.)


293
22
A Voice


294
23(sharply)

294
23(sharply)
Poldy!


295
1
Bloom


296
2Who? (he ducks and⸢Cducks andC⸣ wards off a blow clumsily) At your service.


297
3(He looks up. Beside her mirage of datepalms a handsome woman
298
4 in Turkish costume stands before him. Opulent curves fill out her
299
5 scarlet trousers and ⸢3[jacket.]jacket. jacket, slashed with gold. jacket, slashed with gold. 3⸣ [jacket.]jacket. jacket, slashed with gold. jacket, slashed with gold. A wide
6yellow
300cummerbund girdles her.
⸢DA wide
6yellow
300cummerbund girdles her.D⸣
A white yashmak, violet in the
7 night,
301 covers her face, leaving free only her large dark eyes and
8 raven
302 hair*.)


303
9
Bloom


304
10Molly!


305
11
Marion


306
12Welly? Mrs ⧼Bl⧽Bl Marion from this out, my dear man, when you speak to me.
307
13 (satirically) Has poor little hubby cold feet waiting so long?


308
14
Bloom


309
15(shifts from foot to foot)
 *⧼.⧽ No, no. Not the least little bit.


310
16(He breathes in deep agitation, swallowing gulps of air, questions,
311
17 hopes, crubeens for her supper, things to tell her, excuse, desire,
312
18 spellbound. A coin gleams on her forehead. On her feet are
19jewelled
313toerings.
⸢3On her feet are
19jewelled
313toerings.3⸣
Her ankles are linked by a slender fetterchain.
20 Beside her a
314 camel, hooded with a turreting turban, waits. A silk
21 ladder of
315 innumerable rungs climbs to his bobbing howdah. He
22 ambles near
316 with disgruntled hindquarters. Fiercely she slaps his
23 haunch, her
317goldcurb wristbangles angriling,
⸢3her
317goldcurb wristbangles angriling,3⸣
scolding him in
24 Moorish*.)


318
25
Marion


319
26Nebrakada! Femininum!


320
27(The ⸢3[camel]camelcamel, ⧼ra⧽ra lifting a foreleg, plucks from a tree a
28large mango fruit,
321offers it to his mistress, blinking, in his cloven
1hoof, then
camel, ⧼ra⧽ra lifting a foreleg, plucks from a tree a
28large mango fruit,
321offers it to his mistress, blinking, in his cloven
1hoof, then
3⸣
[camel]camelcamel, ⧼ra⧽ra lifting a foreleg, plucks from a tree a
28large mango fruit,
321offers it to his mistress, blinking, in his cloven
1hoof, then
camel, ⧼ra⧽ra lifting a foreleg, plucks from a tree a
28large mango fruit,
321offers it to his mistress, blinking, in his cloven
1hoof, then
droops his
322 head ⸢D[and ]and and, grunting, with uplifted
2neck,
and, grunting, with uplifted
2neck,
D⸣
[and ]and and, grunting, with uplifted
2neck,
and, grunting, with uplifted
2neck,
fumbles to kneel. Bloom
323 stoops his back for leapfrog*.)


324
3
Bloom


325
4I can give you ... I mean as your business menagerer .. Mrs Marion ..... if
326
5 you ....


327
6
Marion


328
7So you notice some change? ( *h⧼H⧽er hands passing slowly over her⸢5her5⸣
8trinketed
329stomacher,
⸢3 *h⧼H⧽er hands passing slowly over her⸢5her5⸣
8trinketed
329stomacher, 3⸣
*a⧼A⧽ slow friendly mockery in her eyes)
O Poldy,
9 Poldy, you are a
330 poor old stick in the mud! Go and see life. See the widewide
10 world.


331
11
Bloom


332
12I was just going back for that lotion whitewax, orangeflower water. Shop
333
13 closes early on Thursday. But the first thing in the morning. (he pats
14 divers
334 pockets)
This moving kidney. Ah!
⸢C (he pats
14 divers
334 pockets)
This moving kidney. Ah!C⸣


335
15(He points to the south, then to the east. A cake of new clean lemon
336
16 soap arises, diffusing light and perfume*.)


337
17
The Soap


338
18
We're a capital couple are Bloom and I.

339
19
He brightens the earth. I polish the sky.


340
20(The freckled⸢CfreckledC⸣ face of Sweny, the druggist, appears in the disc of
21 the
341soapsun*. )


342
22
Sweny


343
23Three and a penny, please.


344
1
Bloom


345
2Yes. For my wife. Mrs Marion.Mrs Marion. Special recipe.


346
3
Marion


347
4(softly)
Poldy!


348
5
Bloom

⸢D[Yes?]Yes?
349
6 Yes, ma'am?

349
6 Yes, ma'am?
D⸣
[Yes?]Yes?
349
6 Yes, ma'am?

349
6 Yes, ma'am?


350
7
Marion


351
8Ti trema un poco il cuore?


352
9(In disdain she saunters away, humming the duet from Don
353
10 Giovanni,
humming the duet from Don
353
10 Giovanni,
plump as a pamperedpampered ⸢3[poulter]poulterpouterpouter 3⸣ [poulter]poulterpouterpouter pigeon. )
354


11
Bloom

11
Bloom


355
12Are you sure about that Voglio? I mean the pronunciati ....

355
12Are you sure about that Voglio? I mean the pronunciati ....


356
13(He follows, followed by the sniffing terrier. The elderly
14 procuress⧽procuressbawdbawd procuress⧽procuressbawdbawd
357 seizes his sleeve, the bristles of her chinmole
15 glittering.)


358
16
The Bawd Bawd Bawd Bawd


359
17Ten shillings a maidenhead. Fresh thing ⧼that⧽that was never touched. Fifteen.
18There's
360no‐one in it only her old father that's dead drunk.
⸢D
18There's
360no‐one in it only her old father that's dead drunk.D⸣


361
19(She points. In the gap of her dark den furtive, rainbedraggled,
362
20 Bridie Kelly stands*.)


363
21
Bridie


364
22Hatch street. Any good in your mind?


365
1(With a squeak she flaps her bat shawl and runs. A burly rough
366
2 pursues with booted strides. He stumbles on the steps, recovers,
367
3 plunges into gloom. Weak squeaks of laughter are heard, weaker*.)


368
4
The Bawd Bawd Bawd Bawd


369
5(her wolfeyes shining)
He's getting his pleasure. You won't get a virgin in
370
6 the flash houses. Ten shillings. Don't be all night before the polis in plain
371
7 clothes sees us. Sixtyseven is a bitch.


372
8(Leering, Gerty MacDowell limps forward. She draws from behind,
373
9 ogling, and shows coyly her bloodied clout*.)


374
10
Gerty


375
11With all my worldly goods I thee and thou*. (she murmurs) You did that. I
376
12 hate you.


377
13
Bloom


378
14I? When? You're dreaming.⸢3You're dreaming.3⸣ I never saw you.


379
15
The Bawd


380
16Leave the gentleman ⸢D[alone.]alone.alone, you cheat. Writing the gentleman false
17letters.
alone, you cheat. Writing the gentleman false
17letters.
D⸣
[alone.]alone.alone, you cheat. Writing the gentleman false
17letters.
alone, you cheat. Writing the gentleman false
17letters.

381 Streetwalking and soliciting. Better for your mother take the strap
18 to you at
382 the bedpost, hussy like you.


383
19
Gerty


384
20(to Bloom)
When you saw all the secrets of my bottom drawer*. (she paws
385
21 his sleeve, slobbering)
Dirty married man! I love you for doing that to me.


386
22(She glides away crookedly. Mrs Breen in man's frieze overcoat
387
23 with loose bellows pockets, stands in the causeway, her roguish eyes
388
24 wideopen, smiling in all her herbivorous buckteeth*.)


389
1
Mrs Breen


390
2Mr ...


391
3
Bloom


392
4(coughs gravely)
Madam, when we last had this pleasure ⸢D[on]onby letter
5dated
by letter
5dated
D⸣
[on]onby letter
5dated
by letter
5dated

393 the sixteenth instant ....


394
6
Mrs Breen


395
7Mr Bloom! You down here in the haunts of sin! I caught you nicely!⸢DI caught you nicely!D⸣
396
8 Scamp!⸢3Scamp!3⸣


397
9
Bloom


398
10(hurriedly)
Not so loud my name. Whatever do you think of me?⸢5Whatever do you think of me?5⸣ Don't
399
11 give me away. Walls have ears. How do you do? It's ages since I. You're
400
12looking splendid. Absolutely it.
⸢DYou're
400
12looking splendid. Absolutely it.D⸣
Seasonable weather we are having this
13 time
401 of year. Black refracts heat. Short cut home here. Interesting quarter.
402
14 Rescue of fallen women. Magdalen asylum. ⸢CMagdalen asylum. C⸣ I am the secretary .....


403
15
Mrs Breen


404
16(holds up a finger)
⸢3
404
16(holds up a finger)
3⸣
Now, don't tell a ⸢D[story!]story!big fib!big fib! D⸣ [story!]story!big fib!big fib! Now, don't tell a ⸢D[story!]story!big fib!big fib! D⸣ [story!]story!big fib!big fib! I know
17somebody won't like
405that.
⸢3I know
17somebody won't like
405that.3⸣
O just wait till I see Molly! (slily) Account for
18 yourself this very
406sminute or woe betide you!


407
19
Bloom


408
20(looks behind)
She often said she'd like to visit. Slumming.⸢CSlumming.C⸣ The exotic,
21 you
409 see. Negro servants in livery⸢Cin liveryC⸣ too if she had money. ⸢3[Othello.
22Black]
Othello.
22Black
Othello blackOthello black 3⸣
[Othello.
22Black]
Othello.
22Black
Othello blackOthello black
brute.
410 Eugene Stratton. Even the bones and
23 cornerman at the Livermore christies.
411 Bohee brothers. Sweep for that
24 matter.


412
25(Tom and Sam Bohee, coloured coons in white duck suits, scarlet
413
26 socks, upstarched Sambo chokers and large scarlet asters in their
414
1buttonholes, leap out. Each has his banjo slung. Their paler smaller
415
2 negroid hands jingle the twingtwang wires. Flashing white kaffir
416
3 eyes and tusks they rattle through a breakdown in clumsy clogs,
417
4 twinging, singing, back to back, toe heel, heel toe, with
418
5 smackfatclacking nigger lips.*)


419
6
Tom and Sam


420
7
There's someone in the house with Dina,

421
8
There's someone in the house, I know,

422
9
There's someone in the house with Dina

423
10
Playing on the old banjo.


424
11(They whisk black masks from raw babby faces: then, chuckling,
425
12chortling, trumming, twanging, they diddle diddle cakewalkcakewalk
13 dance
426 away*.)


427
14
Bloom


428
15(with a sour tenderish smile)
A little frivol, shall we⧼?⧽?, if you are so
16 inclined?
429 Would you like me perhaps to embrace you just for a fraction of a
17 second?


430
18
Mrs Breen


431
19(screams gaily)
O, you ruck! You ought to see yourself!


432
20
Bloom


433
21For old sake' sake. I only meant a square party, a⸢3square party, a3⸣ mixed marriage
22 mingling
434 of our different little conjugials. You know I had a soft corner for
23 you.
435 (gloomily) 'Twas I sent you that valentine of the dear gazelle.


436
24
Mrs Breen


437
25Glory Alice, you do look a holy show! Killing simply. (she puts out her
438
26 hand inquisitively)
What are you hiding behind your back? Tell us, there's
439
27 a dear.


440
1
Bloom


441
2(seizes her wrist with his free hand)
Josie Powell that was, prettiest deb in
442
3 Dublin. How time flies by! Do you remember, harking back in a
443
4 retrospective arrangement, ⧼old⧽old Old Christmas night, Georgina Simpson's
444
5 housewarming while they were playing the Irving Bishop game, finding the
445
6 pin blindfold and thoughtreading? Subject, what is in this snuffbox?


446
7
Mrs Breen


447
8You were the lion of the night with your seriocomic recitation and you
448
9 looked the part. You were always a favourite with the ladies.⸢3You were always a favourite with the ladies.3⸣


449
10
Bloom


450
11( *s⧼S⧽quire of dames,⸢3 *s⧼S⧽quire of dames,3⸣ in dinner jacket with wateredsilk facings, blue
12masonic
451badge in his buttonhole,
⸢Dblue
12masonic
451badge in his buttonhole,D⸣
black bow and mother‐of‐pearl studs, a
13 prismatic
452 champagne glass tilted in his hand)
Ladies and gentlemen, I give
14 you
453 Ireland, home and beauty.


454
15
Mrs Breen


455
16The dear dead days beyond recall. Love's old sweet song.


456
17
Bloom


457
18(meaningfully dropping his voice)
I confess I'm teapot with curiositywith curiosity to
458
19 find out whether some person's something is a little teapot at present.


459
20
Mrs Breen


460
21(gushingly)
Tremendously teapot! London's teapot and I'm simply teapot
461
22 all over me! (she rubs sides with him) After the parlour mystery games and
462
23 the crackers from the tree we sat on the staircase ottoman. Under the
463
24 mistletoe. Two is company.


464
1
Bloom


465
2(wearing a purple Napoleon hat with an amber halfmoon, his fingers and
466
3thumb passing slowly down to her soft moist meaty palm which she
467
4 surrenders gently)
The witching hour of night. ⸢3The witching hour of night. 3⸣ I took the splinter out of
468
5 this hand, carefully, slowly. ( ⸢3[tenderly]tenderlytenderly, as he slips on her finger
6a ruby ring
tenderly, as he slips on her finger
6a ruby ring
3⸣
[tenderly]tenderlytenderly, as he slips on her finger
6a ruby ring
tenderly, as he slips on her finger
6a ruby ring
)

469Là ci darem la mano.
⸢D ( ⸢3[tenderly]tenderlytenderly, as he slips on her finger
6a ruby ring
tenderly, as he slips on her finger
6a ruby ring
3⸣
[tenderly]tenderlytenderly, as he slips on her finger
6a ruby ring
tenderly, as he slips on her finger
6a ruby ring
)

469Là ci darem la mano.
D⸣


470
7
Mrs Breen


471
8(in a onepiece evening frock ⧼frock⧽frock of ⧽of executed inexecuted in of ⧽of executed inexecuted in moonlight blue, a
9 tinsel sylph's
472 crown⧽crowndiademdiadem crown⧽crowndiademdiadem on her brow with her dancecard fallen
10 beside her moonblue satin
473 slipper, curves her palm softly, breathing
11 quickly)
Voglio e non .....⸢D Voglio e non .....D⸣ You're
474 hot! You're scalding! The left hand
12 nearest the heart.


475
13
Bloom


476
14When you made your present choice they said it was beauty and the beast.
15I
477can never forgive you for that.
⸢C
15I
477can never forgive you for that.C⸣
(his clenched fist at his brow) Think
16what it
478means. All you meant to me then.
⸢3 (his clenched fist at his brow) Think
16what it
478means. All you meant to me then.3⸣
( ⸢3[with choked sobs ]with choked sobs
17hoarsely

17hoarsely
3⸣
[with choked sobs ]with choked sobs
17hoarsely

17hoarsely
)
Woman, it's breaking me!
⸢C ( ⸢3[with choked sobs ]with choked sobs
17hoarsely

17hoarsely
3⸣
[with choked sobs ]with choked sobs
17hoarsely

17hoarsely
)
Woman, it's breaking me!C⸣


479
18(Denis Breen, whitetallhatted, with Wisdom Hely's
480
19sandwichboards, shuffles past them in carpet slippers, his dull beard
481
20 thrust out, muttering to right and left. Little Alf Bergan, cloaked in
482
21 the pall of the ace of spades, dogs him to left and right, doubled in
483
22 laughter*.)


484
23
Alf Bergan


485
24(points jeering at the sandwichboards)
U. p: up.


486
25
Mrs Breen


487
26(to Bloom)
High jinks below stairs*. (she gives him the glad eye) Why
488
27 didn't you kiss the spot to make it well? You wanted to.


489
1
Bloom


490
2(shocked)
Molly's best friend! Could you?


491
3
Mrs Breen


492
4(her pulpy tongue between her ⸢D[lips]lipslips, offers a pigeon kisslips, offers a pigeon kiss D⸣ [lips]lipslips, offers a pigeon kisslips, offers a pigeon kiss )
Hnhn.
5 The
493 answer is a lemon. Have you a little present for me there?


494
6
Bloom


495
7(offhandedly)
Kosher. A snack for supper. The home without potted meat
496
8 is incomplete. I was at Leah, Mrs Bandmann Palmer. Trenchant exponent
497
9 of Shakespeare. Unfortunately threw away the programme. Rattling good
498
10 place round there for pigs' feet. Feel.


499
11(Richie Goulding, three ladies' hats pinned on his head, appears
500
12 weighted to one side by the black legal bag of Collis and Ward on
501
13 which a skull and crossbones are painted in white limewash. He
502
14 opens it and shows it full of polonies, kippered ⸢3[herring,]herring,
15herrings,

15herrings,
3⸣
[herring,]herring,
15herrings,

15herrings,
Findon
503 haddies and tightpacked pills*.)


504
16
Richie


505
17Best value in Dub.


506
18(Bald Pat, bothered beetle, stands on the curbstone, folding his
507
19 napkin, waiting to wait.*)


508
20
Pat


509
21(advances with a tilted dish of spillspilling gravy)
⸢D
509
21(advances with a tilted dish of spillspilling gravy)
D⸣
Steak and kidney.
22 Bottle
510 of lager. Hee hee hee. Wait till I wait.


511
23
Richie


512
24Goodgod. Inev erate inall ....


513
1(With hanging head he marches doggedly forward. *⧼(⧽The navvy,
514
2 lurching by, gores him with his flaming pronghorn*.)


515
3
Richie


516
4(with a cry of pain, his hand to his back)
Ah! Bright's! Lights!


517
5
Bloom


518
6(points to the navvy)
A spy. Don't attract attention. I hate stupid crowds. I
519
7 am not on pleasure bent down here.⧽bent down here.bent.bent. bent down here.⧽bent down here.bent.bent. I am in a grave
8 predicament.
I am in a grave
8 predicament.


520
9
Mrs Breen


521
10You're humbugging⧽

521
10You're humbugging
Humbugging Humbugging

521
10You're humbugging⧽

521
10You're humbugging
Humbugging Humbugging
and deluthering as per ⸢D[usual.]usual.
11usual with your cock and bull story.

11usual with your cock and bull story.
D⸣
[usual.]usual.
11usual with your cock and bull story.

11usual with your cock and bull story.


522
12
Bloom


523
13I want to tell you a little secret about how I came to be here. But you must
524
14 never tell. Not even Molly. I have a most particular reason.


525
15
Mrs Breen


526
16(all agog)
O, not for worlds.


527
17
Bloom


528
18Let's walk on. Shall us?⸢3Shall us?3⸣


529
19
Mrs Breen


530
20Let's.


531
21(The ⸢(A)[ procuress⧽procuress procuress⧽procuress ] procuress⧽procuress procuress⧽procuress bawdbawd (A)⸣ [ procuress⧽procuress procuress⧽procuress ] procuress⧽procuress procuress⧽procuress bawdbawd makes an unheeded sign. Bloom
22 walks on with Mrs
532 Breen. The terrier follows, whining piteously,
23 wagging his tail*.)


533
1
The ⸢(A)[ Procuress⧽Procuress Procuress⧽Procuress ] Procuress⧽Procuress Procuress⧽Procuress BawdBawd (A)⸣ [ Procuress⧽Procuress Procuress⧽Procuress ] Procuress⧽Procuress Procuress⧽Procuress BawdBawd


534
2Jewman's melt!


535
3
Bloom


536
4(in an oatmeal sporting suit, a sprig of woodbine in the lapel, tonytony buff
537
5 shirt, shepherd's plaid tie⧽tieSaint Andrew's cross scarftieSaint Andrew's cross scarftie tie⧽tieSaint Andrew's cross scarftieSaint Andrew's cross scarftie , white spats,
6 fawn
538 dustcoat on his arm, tawny red brogues, fieldglasses in bandolier and
7 a grey
539 billycock hat)
Do you remember a long long ⸢5[time]timetime,time, 5⸣ [time]timetime,time, years
8and years
years
8and years
⸢5[ago]agoago,ago, 5⸣ [ago]agoago,ago, just
540 after Milly, marionette⧽marionetteMarionette we
9 called her,
Marionette we
9 called her,
marionette⧽marionetteMarionette we
9 called her,
Marionette we
9 called her,
was weaned when we all went
541 together to Fairyhouse races, was
10 it?


542
11
Mrs Breen


543
12(in smart Saxe tailormade, white velours hat and spider veil)

543
12(in smart Saxe tailormade, white velours hat and spider veil)

544
13 Leopardstown.
545


14
Bloom


546
15I mean, Leopardstown. And Molly won seven shillings on a horse⧽horsethree
16 year old
three
16 year old
horse⧽horsethree
16 year old
three
16 year old

547 named Nevertell and coming home along by Foxrock in that old
17 fiveseaterfiveseater
548 shanderadan of a ⸢3[wagonette. You]wagonette. You waggonette you waggonette you 3⸣ [wagonette. You]wagonette. You waggonette you waggonette you were in
18 your heyday then and you had
549 on that new hat of white velours with a
19 surround of molefur that Mrs
550 ⸢3[Galbraith]Galbraith Hayes Hayes 3⸣ [Galbraith]Galbraith Hayes Hayes advised you to buy
20 because it was marked down to nineteen and
551 eleven, a bit of wire and an old
21 rag of velveteen, and I'll lay you⸢3you3⸣ what you
552 like she did it on
22 purpose ....


553
23
Mrs Breen


554
24She did, of course, the cat! Don't tell me!⸢DDon't tell me!D⸣ Nice adviser!


555
25
Bloom


556
26Because it didn't suit you one quarter as well as the other ducky little
557
27 tammy toque with the bird of paradise wing in it that I admired on you and
558
1 you honestly looked just too fetching in it though it was a pity to kill it, you
559
2 cruel naughty creature, little mite of a thing with a heart the size of a
560
3 fullstop.


561
4
Mrs Breen


562
5(squeezes his arm, simpers)
Naughty cruel I was!


563
6
Bloom


564
7(low, secretly, ever more rapidly)
And Molly was eating a sandwich of
565
8 spiced beef out of Mrs Joe Gallaher's lunch basket. Frankly, though she
566
9 had her advisers or admirers, I never cared much for her style. She was ....


567
10
Mrs Breen


568
11Too ....


569
12
Bloom


570
13Yes. And Molly was laughing because Rogers and Maggot O'Reilly were
571
14 mimicking a cock as we passed a farmhouse and Marcus Tertius Moses, the
572
15 tea merchant, drove past us in a gig with his daughter, Dancer Moses was
573
16 her name, and the poodle in her lap bridled up and you asked me if I ever
574
17 heard or read or knew or came across ....


575
18
Mrs Breen


576
19(eagerly)
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.


577
20(She fades from his side. Followed by the whining dog he walks on
578
21 towards hellsgates. In an archway a standing woman, ⧼bendin⧽bendin
22bent forward,
⸢D ⧼bendin⧽bendin
22bent forward,D⸣

579 her feet apart, pisses cowily. Outside a shuttered
23 pub a bunch of
580 loiterers listen to a tale which their brokensnouted
24 gaffer rasps out
581 with raucous humour. An armless pair of them flop
25 wrestling,
582 growling, in maimed ⧼sudden⧽sudden sodden playfight*. *)


583
1
The Gaffer


584
2(crouches, his voice twisted in his snout)
And when Cairns came down
585
3 from the scaffolding in Beaver street what was he after doing it into only
586
4 into the bucket of porter that was there waiting on the shavings for
587
5 Derwan's plasterers.


588
6
The Loiterers


589
7(guffaw with cleft palates⸢3with cleft palates3⸣ )
O jays!


590
8(Their paintspeckled hats wag. Spattered with size and lime of their
591
9 lodges they frisk limblessly about him*. *)


592
10
Bloom


593
11Coincidence too. They think it funny. Anything but that. Anything but that. Broad
12 daylight.
594 Trying to walk. Lucky no woman.


595
13
The Loiterers


596
14Jays, that's a good one. Glauber salts. O jays, into the men's porter.


597
15(Bloom passes. Cheap whores, singly, coupled, shawled, dishevelled,
598
16 call from lanes, doors, corners*.)


599
17
The Whores


600
18Are you going far, queer fellow?


601
19How's your middle leg?


602
20Got a match on you?

⸢3[Eh? Come ]Eh? Come
603
21 Eh, come

603
21 Eh, come
3⸣
[Eh? Come ]Eh? Come
603
21 Eh, come

603
21 Eh, come
here till I stiffen it for you.


604
22(He plodges through their sump towards the lighted street beyond.
605
23 From a bulge of window curtains a gramophone rears a battered
606
24 brazen trunk. In the shadow a shebeenkeeper haggles with the
607
25 navvy and the two redcoats*.)


608
1
The Navvy


609
2(belching)
Where's the bloody house?


610
3
The Shebeenkeeper


611
4Purdon street. Shilling a bottle of stout. Respectable woman.


612
5
The Navvy


613
6(gripping the two redcoats, staggers forward with them)
Come on, you
614
7 British army!


615
8
Private Carr


616
9(behind his back)
He aint half balmy.


617
10
Private Compton


618
11(laughs)
What ho!


619
12
Private Carr


620
13(to the navvy)

620
13(to the navvy)
Portobello barracks canteen. You ask for Carr. Just Carr.


621
14
The Navvy


622
15(shouts)


623
16
|5 |  We are the boys. Of Wexford.


624
17
Private Compton


625
18Say! What price the sergeantmajor?


626
19
Private Carr


627
20Bennett? He's my pal. I love old Bennett.


628
1
The Navvy


629
2(shouts)


630
3
|5 |  The ⧼Galling⧽Galling galling chain.
631
|5 |
4
 And free our native land.


632
5(He staggers forward, dragging them with him. Bloom ⸢C[stops.]stops.
6stops, at
633fault.

6stops, at
633fault.
C⸣
[stops.]stops.
6stops, at
633fault.

6stops, at
633fault.
The dog approaches  , his tongue outlolling,
7panting
⸢3, his tongue outlolling,
7panting3⸣
*.)


634
8
Bloom


635
9Wildgoose chase this. Disorderly houses. Lord knows where they are gone.
636
10 Drunks cover distance double quick. Nice mixup. Scene at Westland row.
637
11 Then jump in first class with third ticket. Then too far. Train with engine
638
12behind.
⸢3Train with engine
638
12behind.3⸣
Might have taken me to Malahide or a siding for the night or
639
13 collision. Second drink does it. Once is a dose. What am I following him
640
14 for? Still, he's the best of that lot. If I hadn't heard about Mrs Beaufoy
641
15 Purefoy I wouldn't have gone and wouldn't have met. Kismet. He'll lose
642
16 that cash. Relieving office here. Good biz for cheapjacks, organs. What do
643
17 ye lack? Soon got, soon gone. Might have lost my life too with that man­
644
18gong­wheel­track­trolleyglare­juggernaut only for presence of mind. Can't
645
19 always save you, though. If I had passed Truelock's window that day two
646
20 minutes ⸢3[late]latelaterlater 3⸣ [late]latelaterlater would have been shot. Absence of body. Still if bullet
21 only
647 went through my coat get damages for shock, five hundred pounds.
22 What
648 was he? Kildare street club toff. God help his gamekeeper.


649
23(He gazes ahead, reading on the wall a scrawled chalk legend Wet Dream
650
24 and a phallic design.)
Odd! Molly drawing on the frosted carriagepane at
651
25 Kingstown. What's that like? (Gaudy dollwomen loll in the lighted
652
26 doorways, in window embrasures, smoking birdseye cigarettes. The odour
653
27 of the sicksweet weed floats towards him in slow round ovalling wreaths*.)


654
28
The Wreaths


655
29Sweet are the sweets. Sweets of sin.


656
1
Bloom


657
2My spine's a bit limp. Go or turn? And this food? Eat it and get all
658
3 pigsticky. Absurd I am. Waste of money. One and eightpence too much.
659
4 (The retriever drives a cold snivelling muzzle against his hand, wagging his
660
5 tail*.)
Strange how they ⧼like⧽like take to me. Even that brute today. Better
6 speak to
661 him first. Like women they like rencontres. Stinks like a polecat.
7Chacun

662 son goût. He might be mad. Dogdays. Uncertain in his
8 movements. Good
663 fellow! Fido!Fido! Good fellow! Garryowen!⸢DGarryowen!D⸣ (The ⸢3[retriever]retriever
9 wolfdog

9 wolfdog
3⸣
[retriever]retriever
9 wolfdog

9 wolfdog
sprawls on his back,
664 wriggling obscenely with
10 begging paws, his long black tongue lolling out*.)

665 Influence of his
11 surroundings. Give and have done with it. Provided
666 nobody. (Calling
12 encouraging words he shambles back with a furtive
667 poacher's tread, dogged
13 by the ⸢3[retriever]retrieversettersetter 3⸣ [retriever]retrieversettersetter into a dark stalestunk corner. He
668 unrolls one
14 parcel and goes to dump the crubeen softly but holds back and
669 feels the
15 trotter*.)
Sizeable for threepence. But then I have it in my left hand.
670 Calls
16 for more effort. Why? Smaller from want of use. O, let it slide. Two
671 and six.


672
17(With regret he lets the unrolled crubeen and trotter slide. The
673
18 ⸢3[retriever]retrievermastiffmastiff 3⸣ [retriever]retrievermastiffmastiff mauls the bundle clumsily and gluts ⸢(A)[ ]
19himself

19himself
(A)⸣
[ ]
19himself

19himself
with growling
674 greed, crunching the bones. Two raincaped
20 watch approach, silent,
675 vigilant. They murmur together*.)


676
21
The Watch


677
22Bloom. Of Bloom. For Bloom. Bloom.


678
23(Each lays hand on Bloom's shoulder*.)


679
24
First Watch


680
25Caught in the act. Commit no nuisance.


681
26
Bloom


682
27(stammers)
I am doing good to others.


683
1(A covey of gulls, storm petrels, ⸢D[rise]riserisesrises D⸣ [rise]riserisesrises hungrily from Liffey
2 slime
684 with Banbury cakes in their beaks.)


685
3
The Gulls

⸢C[Caw!]Caw!
686
4 Kaw kave kankury kake.

686
4 Kaw kave kankury kake.
C⸣
[Caw!]Caw!
686
4 Kaw kave kankury kake.

686
4 Kaw kave kankury kake.


687
5
Bloom


688
6The friend of man. Trained by kindness.


689
7(He points. Bob Doran, toppling from a high barstool, sways over
690
8 the munching ⧼terrier⧽terrier ⸢3[retriever*. ]retriever*. spaniel.spaniel. 3⸣ [retriever*. ]retriever*. spaniel.spaniel. )


691
9
Bob Doran


692
10Towser. Give us the paw. Give the paw.


693
11(The ⸢3[dog]dogbulldogbulldog 3⸣ [dog]dogbulldogbulldog growls, his scruff standing, a gobbet of pig's
12 knuckle
694 between his ⸢3[molars.]molars.molars through which rabid
13scumspittle dribbles.
molars through which rabid
13scumspittle dribbles.
3⸣
[molars.]molars.molars through which rabid
13scumspittle dribbles.
molars through which rabid
13scumspittle dribbles.
Bob
695 Doran falls silently into an area*.)


696
14
Second Watch


697
15Prevention of cruelty to animals.


698
16
Bloom


699
17(enthusiastically)
A noble work! I scolded that tramdriver on Harold's
700
18 cross bridge for illusing the poor horse with his harness scab. Bad ⸢C[language]language
19 French

19 French
C⸣
[language]language
19 French

19 French
I
701 got for my pains. Of course it was frosty and the
20 last tram. All tales of
702 circus life are highly demoralising.


703
21(Signor Maffei, passionpale, in liontamer's costume with diamond
704
22 studs in his shirtfront, steps forward, holding a circus
23paperhoop,
⸢3a circus
23paperhoop, 3⸣
a
705 curling carriagewhip and a revolver with which he
24 covers the
706 gorging ⸢3[dog.]dog. ⧼bearcub.⧽bearcub. ⸢5[cub. ]cub. boarhound. boarhound. 5⸣ [cub. ]cub. boarhound. boarhound. ⧼bearcub.⧽bearcub. ⸢5[cub. ]cub. boarhound. boarhound. 5⸣ [cub. ]cub. boarhound. boarhound. 3⸣ [dog.]dog. ⧼bearcub.⧽bearcub. ⸢5[cub. ]cub. boarhound. boarhound. 5⸣ [cub. ]cub. boarhound. boarhound. ⧼bearcub.⧽bearcub. ⸢5[cub. ]cub. boarhound. boarhound. 5⸣ [cub. ]cub. boarhound. boarhound. )


707
1
Signor Maffei


708
2(with a sinister smile)
Ladies and gentlemen, my educated greyhound. It
709
3 was I broke in the bucking broncho Ajax with my patent spiked ⸢3[saddle.]saddle.
4saddle for
710carnivores.

4saddle for
710carnivores.
3⸣
[saddle.]saddle.
4saddle for
710carnivores.

4saddle for
710carnivores.
Lash under the belly with a knotted thong. Block
5 tackle and a
711 strangling pulley will bring your lion to heel, no matter how
6 fractious, even
712Leo
ferox there, the Libyan maneater. A redhot crowbar
7 and some liniment
713 rubbing on the burning part produced Fritz of
8 Amsterdam, the thinking
714 hyena*. (he glares) I possess the Indian sign. The
9 glint of my eye does it
715 with these breastsparklers*. (with a bewitching
10 smile)
I now introduce
716 Mademoiselle Ruby, the pride of the ring.


717
11
First Watch


718
12Come. Name and address.


719
13
Bloom


720
14I have forgotten for the moment. Ah, yes!
⸢(D)
720
14I have forgotten for the moment. Ah, yes!(D)⸣
( *h⧼H⧽e⸢(D) *h⧼H⧽e(D)⸣ takes off his high
15 grade hat,
721 saluting)
Dr Bloom, Leopold, dental surgeon. You have heard of
16von
⸢4
16von4⸣
Blum
722 Pasha. Umpteen millions. Donnerwetter! ⸢4 Donnerwetter! 4⸣ Owns half Austria.
17 Egypt.
723 Cousin.


724
18
First Watch


725
19Proof.


726
20(A card falls from inside the leather headband of Bloom's hat*.)


727
21
Bloom


728
22(in red fez, cadi's dress coat with broad green sash, wearing a false badge
729
23of the Legion of Honour,
⸢4wearing a false badge
729
23of the Legion of Honour,4⸣
picks up the card hastily and offers it)
Allow
24 me.
730 My club is the Junior Army and Navy. Solicitors: Messrs John
25Henry
731Menton, 27 Bachelor's Walk.
⸢(D) My club is the Junior Army and Navy. Solicitors: Messrs John
25Henry
731Menton, 27 Bachelor's Walk.(D)⸣


732
1
First Watch


733
2(reads)
Henry Flower. No fixed abode. Unlawfully watching and
734
3 besetting.


735
4
Second Watch


736
5An alibi. You are cautioned.


737
6
Bloom


738
7(produces from his heartpocket a crumpled yellow flower)
This is the
739
8 flower in question. It was given me by a man I don't know his name.⸢3It was given me by a man I don't know his name.3⸣
740
9 (plausibly) You know that old joke, rose of Castile. Bloom. The change of
741
10name. Virag. (he murmurs privately and confidentially) We are engaged
742
11 you ⸢D[see.]see.see, sergeant.see, sergeant. D⸣ [see.]see.see, sergeant.see, sergeant. Lady in the case. Love entanglement.Love entanglement. (he
12 shoulders the
743 second watch gently)
Dash it all. It's a way we gallants⸢3gallants3⸣
13 have in the navy.
744 Uniform that does it*. (he turns gravely to the first
14 watch)
Still, of course,
745 you do get your Waterloo sometimes. Drop in
15some evening and have a
746glass of old Burgundy.
⸢3Drop in
15some evening and have a
746glass of old Burgundy.3⸣
(to the second watch
16 gaily)
I'll introduce you,
747inspector. She's game. Do it in the shake of a
17lamb's tail.
⸢D (to the second watch
16 gaily)
I'll introduce you,
747inspector. She's game. Do it in the shake of a
17lamb's tail.D⸣


748
18(A dark mercurialised face appears, leading a veiled figure*.)

⸢D


749
19
The Dark Mercury


750
20 [4That man is Leopold M‘Intosh, wanted for wilful murder of Samuel
21Childs.]
That man is Leopold M‘Intosh, wanted for wilful murder of Samuel
21Childs.
The Castle is looking for him. He was drummed out of the
22army.
⸢3The Castle is looking for him. He was drummed out of the
22army.3⸣


751
23
Martha


752
24(thickveiled, a crimson halter round her neck, a copy of the Irish Times in
753
25her hand, in tone of reproach, pointing)
Henry! Leopold! Lionel, thou
26lost
754one! Clear my name.


755
1
First Watch


756
2(sternly)
Come to the station.


757
3
Bloom


758
4(scared, ⸢6[makes Masonic signs]makes Masonic signshats himself, steps back, then, plucking
5 at his heart and lifting his
759right forearm on theon the square, he gives the sign
6and dueguard of fellowcraft
hats himself, steps back, then, plucking
5 at his heart and lifting his
759right forearm on theon the square, he gives the sign
6and dueguard of fellowcraft
6⸣
[makes Masonic signs]makes Masonic signshats himself, steps back, then, plucking
5 at his heart and lifting his
759right forearm on theon the square, he gives the sign
6and dueguard of fellowcraft
hats himself, steps back, then, plucking
5 at his heart and lifting his
759right forearm on theon the square, he gives the sign
6and dueguard of fellowcraft
)

760 No, no:⧽no:no, worshipful master,⸢6worshipful master,6⸣ light of
7love.
no, worshipful master,⸢6worshipful master,6⸣ light of
7love.
no:⧽no:no, worshipful master,⸢6worshipful master,6⸣ light of
7love.
no, worshipful master,⸢6worshipful master,6⸣ light of
7love.
Mistaken identity. The Lyons mail.
761 Lesurques and Dubosc. You
8 remember the Childs fratricide case. We
762 medical men. By striking him dead
9 with a hatchet. I am wrongfully
763 accused. Better one guilty escape than
10 ninetynine wrongfully condemned.


764
11
Martha


765
12(sobbing behind her veil)
Breach of promise. My real name is Peggy
766
13Griffin.
⸢DMy real name is Peggy
766
13Griffin.D⸣
He wrote to me that he was miserable. I'll tell my brother, the
767
14 ⸢D[footballer,]footballer,Bective rugger fullback,Bective rugger fullback, D⸣ [footballer,]footballer,Bective rugger fullback,Bective rugger fullback, on you, heartless flirt.

⸢D


768
15
Bloom


769
16(behind his hand)
She's drunk. The woman is ⸢D[not sober.]not sober.inebriated.inebriated. D⸣ [not sober.]not sober.inebriated.inebriated.
17(he ⸢6[hums carelessly]hums carelesslymurmurs
770vaguely the pass of Ephraim
murmurs
770vaguely the pass of Ephraim
6⸣
[hums carelessly]hums carelesslymurmurs
770vaguely the pass of Ephraim
murmurs
770vaguely the pass of Ephraim
)

18Shitbroleeth.
⸢6
18Shitbroleeth.6⸣


771
19
Second Watch


772
20(tears in his eyes⧼)⧽), to Bloom)
You ought to be thoroughly well ashamed
21 of
773 yourself.


774
22
Bloom


775
23Gentlemen of the jury, let me explain. A pure mare's nest. I am ⧼am⧽am a man
776
24 misunderstood. I am being made a scapegoat of. I am a respectable married
777
25 man, without a stain on my character. I live in Eccles street. My wife, I
26am
⸢CI
26amC⸣

778 the daughter of a most distinguished commander, a gallant
27upstanding
779gentleman,
⸢Ca gallant
27upstanding
779gentleman,C⸣
what do you call him,⸢Dwhat do you call him,D⸣ Majorgeneral Brian
1 Tweedy, one of
780 Britain's fighting men who helped to win our battles. Got
2his majority for
781the heroic defence of Rorke's Drift.
⸢5Got
2his majority for
781the heroic defence of Rorke's Drift.5⸣


782
3
First Watch


783
4Regiment.


784
5
Bloom


785
6(turns to the gallery)
The royal Dublins, boys, the salt of the earth,⸢6the salt of the earth,6⸣
7 known
786 the world over. ⸢D[With]WithI think I see some old comrades in arms up
8there among
787you. The R. D. F., with
I think I see some old comrades in arms up
8there among
787you. The R. D. F., with
D⸣
[With]WithI think I see some old comrades in arms up
8there among
787you. The R. D. F., with
I think I see some old comrades in arms up
8there among
787you. The R. D. F., with
our own Metropolitan police,
9 guardians of our
788 homes, the pluckiest lads and the finest body of men, as
10 physique, in the
789 ⸢D[service.]service. service of our sovereign. service of our sovereign. D⸣ [service.]service. service of our sovereign. service of our sovereign.


790
11
A Voice


791
12Turncoat! Up the Boers! Who booed Joe Chamberlain?


792
13
Bloom


793
14(his hand on the shoulder of the first watch)
My old dad too was a J. P.
794
15 I'm as staunch a Britisher as you are, sir. I fought with the colours⸢Dwith the coloursD⸣ for
16 king
795 and country [Dand was disabled]and was disabled ⸢C [Dand was disabled]and was disabled C⸣ in the absentminded war under
17general Gough in the park
⸢5under
17general Gough in the park5⸣
and
796was disabled
⸢Dand
796was disabledD⸣
at Spion Kop and
18Bloemfontein, was mentioned in dispatches.
797 I did all a white man could*.
19 (with quiet feeling) Jim Bludso. Hold her
798 nozzle again the bank.


799
20
First Watch


800
21Profession or trade.


801
22
Bloom


802
23Well, I follow a literary occupation, author‐journalist. In fact we are just
803
24 bringing out a collection of prize stories of which I am the inventor,
804
25 something that is an entirely new departure. I am connected with the British
805
26 and Irish press. If you ring up ....


806
1(Myles Crawford strides out jerkily, a quill between his teeth. His
807
2 scarlet beak blazes within the aureole of his straw hat. He dangles a
808
3 hank of Spanish onions in one hand and holds with the other hand
809
4 a telephone receiver nozzlenozzle to his ear*.)


810
5
Myles Crawford


811
6(his cock's wattles wagging)
⸢C
811
6(his cock's wattles wagging)
C⸣
Hello, seventyseven eightfour. Hello.
812
7Freeman's
Urinal and Weekly Arsewipe herehere. Paralyse Europe. You
8 which?
813 Bluebags? Who writes? Is it Bloom?


814
9(Mr Philip Beaufoy, palefaced, stands in the witnessbox, in accurate
815
10 morning dress, outbreast pocket with peak of handkerchief
816
11 showing, creased lavender trousers and patent boots. He carries a
817
12 large portfolio labelled Matcham's Masterstrokes*. )


818
13
Beaufoy


819
14(drawls)
No, you aren't. Not by a long shot⸢Dby a long shotD⸣ if I know it. I don't see it,
820
15 that's all. No born gentleman, no‐one with the most rudimentary
821
16 promptings of a gentleman would stoop to such ⸢D[perfectly]perfectlyparticularlyparticularly D⸣ [perfectly]perfectlyparticularlyparticularly
17 loathsome
822 conduct. One of those, my lord. A plagiarist. A soapy sneak
18 masquerading
823 as a littérateur. It's perfectly obvious that with the most
19inherent baseness
⸢Dwith the most
19inherent basenessD⸣

824 he has cribbed some of my bestselling copy, really
20 gorgeous stuff, a perfect
825 ⸢D[gem.]gem. gem, the love passages in which are
21beneath suspicion.
gem, the love passages in which are
21beneath suspicion.
D⸣
[gem.]gem. gem, the love passages in which are
21beneath suspicion.
gem, the love passages in which are
21beneath suspicion.
The Beaufoy books
826 of love and great ⸢6[possessions]possessions
22possessions,

22possessions,
6⸣
[possessions]possessions
22possessions,

22possessions,
⸢5 of love and great ⸢6[possessions]possessions
22possessions,

22possessions,
6⸣
[possessions]possessions
22possessions,

22possessions,
5⸣
with which your lordship is doubtless
827 ⸢6[familiar]familiarfamiliar,familiar, 6⸣ [familiar]familiarfamiliar,familiar,
23 are a household word throughout the kingdom.


828
24
Bloom


829
25(murmurs > with hangdogwith hangdog < with hangdogwith hangdog meekness glum >glum < > with hangdogwith hangdog < with hangdogwith hangdog meekness glum >glum < )
That bit about the
26 laughing
830 witch hand in hand I take exception to, if I may ...


831
1
Beaufoy


832
2(his lip upcurled, smiles superciliously on the court)
You funny ass, you!
833
3You're too beastly awfully amusing⧽amusingweirdweird amusing⧽amusingweirdweird for words!
⸢D
3You're too beastly awfully amusing⧽amusingweirdweird amusing⧽amusingweirdweird for words!D⸣
I don't think
4 you need over
834 excessively disincommodate yourself in that regard. My
5 literary agent Mr
835 J. B. Pinker is in attendance. I presume, my lord, we shall
6 receive the usual
836 witnesses' fees, shan't we? We are considerably out of
7 pocket over this bally
837 pressman ⸢C[johnny.]johnny. ⸢D[johnny]johnnyjohnny, this jackdaw
8of Rheims,
johnny, this jackdaw
8of Rheims,
D⸣
[johnny]johnnyjohnny, this jackdaw
8of Rheims,
johnny, this jackdaw
8of Rheims,
who has not eveneven been to a
838university.
⸢D[johnny]johnnyjohnny, this jackdaw
8of Rheims,
johnny, this jackdaw
8of Rheims,
D⸣
[johnny]johnnyjohnny, this jackdaw
8of Rheims,
johnny, this jackdaw
8of Rheims,
who has not eveneven been to a
838university.
C⸣
[johnny.]johnny. ⸢D[johnny]johnnyjohnny, this jackdaw
8of Rheims,
johnny, this jackdaw
8of Rheims,
D⸣
[johnny]johnnyjohnny, this jackdaw
8of Rheims,
johnny, this jackdaw
8of Rheims,
who has not eveneven been to a
838university.
⸢D[johnny]johnnyjohnny, this jackdaw
8of Rheims,
johnny, this jackdaw
8of Rheims,
D⸣
[johnny]johnnyjohnny, this jackdaw
8of Rheims,
johnny, this jackdaw
8of Rheims,
who has not eveneven been to a
838university.


839
9
Bloom


840
10(indistinctly)
University of life. ⸢CUniversity of life. C⸣ Bad art.


841
11
Beaufoy


842
12(shouts)
It's a damnably foul ⸢C[lie!]lie! lie, showing the moral rottenness of
13the man!
lie, showing the moral rottenness of
13the man!
C⸣
[lie!]lie! lie, showing the moral rottenness of
13the man!
lie, showing the moral rottenness of
13the man!

843 (he extends his portfolio) We have here damning evidence, ⸢Cdamning evidence, C⸣
14 the corpus
844 delicti
, my lord, a specimen of my maturer work disfigured by
15 the hallmark
845 of the beast*.


846
16
A Voice from the Gallery


847
17
Moses, Moses, king of the jews,

848
18
Wiped his arse in the Daily News.


849
19
Bloom


850
20(bravely)
Overdrawn.
851


21
Beaufoy


852
22You low cad! You ought to be ducked in the ⸢D[horsepond!]horsepond!horsepond, you
23rotter!
horsepond, you
23rotter!
D⸣
[horsepond!]horsepond!horsepond, you
23rotter!
horsepond, you
23rotter!
(to the
853 court)
Why, look at the man's private life! Leading a ⸢D[double]double
24 quadruple

24 quadruple
D⸣
[double]double
24 quadruple

24 quadruple
existence!
854 Street angel and house devil.Street angel and house devil. Not fit to
25be mentioned in mixed society!
⸢CNot fit to
25be mentioned in mixed society! C⸣
The
855archconspirator of the age!


856
1
Bloom


857
2(to the court)
And he, a bachelor, how ...


858
3
First Watch


859
4The King versus Bloom.
⸢C
859
4The King versus Bloom.C⸣
Call the woman Driscoll.


860
5
The Crier


861
6Mary Driscoll, scullerymaid!


862
7(Mary Driscoll, a slipshod servant girl, approaches. She has a
863
8 bucket on the crook of her arm and a scouringbrush in her hand*.)


864
9
Second Watch


865
10Another! Are you of the unfortunate class?


866
11
Mary Driscoll


867
12(indignantly)
I'm not a bad one. I bear a respectable ⸢5[character.]character.
13character and was
868four months in my last place.

13character and was
868four months in my last place.
5⸣
[character.]character.
13character and was
868four months in my last place.

13character and was
868four months in my last place.
I was in a situation, six
14 pounds a year and my
869 chances with Fridays out and I had to leave owing to
15 his carryings on.


870
16
First Watch


871
17What do you tax him with?


872
18
Mary Driscoll


873
19He made a certain suggestion but I thought more of myself as poor as I am.


874
20
Bloom


875
21(in housejacket of ripplecloth, flannel trousers, heelless slippers,
22unshaven,

22unshaven,

876 his hair rumpled⧼)⧽): softly)
I treated you white.⸢CI treated you white.C⸣ I gave
1 you mementos, smart
877 emerald garters far above your station. Incautiously I
2 took your part when
878 you were accused of pilfering. There's a medium in all
3 things. Play cricket.


879
4
Mary Driscoll


880
5(excitedly)
As Gawd⧽GawdGodGod Gawd⧽GawdGodGod is looking down on me this night if ever I
6 laid a hand to
881 them oylsters!


882
7
First Watch


883
8The offence complained of? Did something happen?⸢6Did something happen?6⸣


884
9
Mary Driscoll


885
10He surprised me in the rere of the premises, Your honour, when the missus
886
11 was out shopping one morning with a request for a safety pin. He held me
887
12 and I was discoloured in four places as a result. And he interfered twict⸢CtwictC⸣
888
13 with my clothing.


889
14
Bloom


890
15She counterassaulted.


891
16
Mary Driscoll


892
17(scornfully)
I had more respect for the scouringbrush, so I had. I
893
18 remonstrated with him, Your lord, and he remarked: keep it quiet.


894
19(General laughter*.)


895
20
George Fottrell


896
21(clerk of the crown and peace, resonantly)
Order in court! The accused
897
22 will now make a bogus⸢6bogus6⸣ statement.


898
23(Bloom, pleading not guilty and holding a fullblown waterlily,
899
24 begins a long unintelligible speech. They would hear what counsel
900
1 had to say in his stirring ⸢C[address.]address. address to the grand jury. address to the grand jury. C⸣ [address.]address. address to the grand jury. address to the grand jury.
2 He was down
901 and out but, though branded as a black sheep, if he
3 might say so, he
902 meant to reform, to retrieve the memory of the⸢6memory of the6⸣
4 past in a purely
903sisterly way
⸢6in a purely
903sisterly way 6⸣
and return to nature as a purely
5 domestic animal. A
904sevenmonths' child, he had been carefully
6 brought up and nurtured
905 by an aged bedridden⸢DbedriddenD⸣ parent. There
7 might have been lapses of an
906erring father
⸢6of an
906erring father6⸣
but he wanted to
8turn over a new leaf and
⸢D
8turn over a new leaf andD⸣
now, when
907at long last in sight of the
9whipping post, to
⸢6now, when
907at long last in sight of the
9whipping post, to6⸣
lead a homely ⸢D[life,]life,life in the
908evening of his
10days,
life in the
908evening of his
10days,
D⸣
[life,]life,life in the
908evening of his
10days,
life in the
908evening of his
10days,
permeated by the⸢5the5⸣ affectionate ⸢5[surroundings.]surroundings.
11surroundings of
909the heaving bosom of the family.

11surroundings of
909the heaving bosom of the family.
5⸣
[surroundings.]surroundings.
11surroundings of
909the heaving bosom of the family.

11surroundings of
909the heaving bosom of the family.
⸢D[He]HeAn
12acclimatised Britisher, he
An
12acclimatised Britisher, he
D⸣
[He]HeAn
12acclimatised Britisher, he
An
12acclimatised Britisher, he
had
910 seen that ⸢D[evening]eveningsummer
13eve
summer
13eve
D⸣
[evening]eveningsummer
13eve
summer
13eve
from the footplate of an engine cab of the
911Loop line railway
14company
⸢6from the footplate of an engine cab of the
911Loop line railway
14company6⸣
while the rain refrained from falling
912glimpses, as it
15were,
⸢5while the rain refrained from falling
912glimpses, as it
15were,5⸣
through the windows of loveful households in
913 Dublin city
16 and urban district of⸢5of5⸣ scenes truly rural⸢Dtruly ruralD⸣ of happiness of
914 the
17 better land with Dockrell's wallpaper at one and ninepence a
915 dozen,
18innocent Britishborn⸢6Britishborn6⸣ bairns lisping prayers to the Sacred
916
19Infant,
⸢D
18innocent Britishborn⸢6Britishborn6⸣ bairns lisping prayers to the Sacred
916
19Infant,D⸣
youthful scholars grappling with their pensums or
20bashful virgins⧽

20bashful virgins
model
917 young ladies
model
917 young ladies

20bashful virgins⧽

20bashful virgins
model
917 young ladies
model
917 young ladies
playing on the ⸢6[piano]piano
21pianoforte

21pianoforte
6⸣
[piano]piano
21pianoforte

21pianoforte
or anon all with fervour
⸢D
20bashful virgins⧽

20bashful virgins
model
917 young ladies
model
917 young ladies

20bashful virgins⧽

20bashful virgins
model
917 young ladies
model
917 young ladies
playing on the ⸢6[piano]piano
21pianoforte

21pianoforte
6⸣
[piano]piano
21pianoforte

21pianoforte
or anon all with fervourD⸣

918 reciting the family rosary
22 round the crackling Yulelog while in the
919boreens and green lanes the
23 colleens with their swains strolled what
920times the strains of the
24 organtoned melodeon ⸢6[metalbound ]metalbound  Britanniametalbound Britanniametalbound 6⸣ [metalbound ]metalbound  Britanniametalbound Britanniametalbound
921 with
25four acting stops and twelvefold bellows, ⸢Dand twelvefold bellows, D⸣ a sacrifice, greatest
922
26 bargain ever ....
923
27 *⧼(⧽Renewed laughter. He mumbles incoherently.⸢DHe mumbles incoherently.D⸣ Reporters
28 complain
924 that they cannot hear*.)

⸢D


925
29
Longhand and Shorthand


926
30(without looking up from their notebooks)
⸢5
926
30(without looking up from their notebooks)
5⸣
Loosen his boots.


927
1
Professor MacHugh


928
2(from the presstable, coughs and calls)
Cough it up, man. Get it out in bits.


929
3(The crossexamination proceeds re Bloom and the bucket. A large
930
4 bucket. Bloom himself. Bowel trouble. In Beaver street. Gripe,
5yes.
⸢6Gripe,
5yes.6⸣

931 Quite bad. A plasterer's bucket. By walking stifflegged.
6Suffered
932untold misery.
⸢C
6Suffered
932untold misery.C⸣
Deadly agony. About noon. Love or
7 burgundy. Yes,
933 some spinach. Crucial moment. He did not look in
8 the bucket.
934 Nobody. Rather a mess. Not completely. A Titbits
9 back number.*⧼)⧽
935
10 *⧼(⧽Uproar and catcalls  . Bloom in a torn frockcoat stained with
936
11whitewash, dinged silk hat sideways on his head, a strip of
937
12stickingplaster across his nose, talks inaudibly
⸢5. Bloom in a torn frockcoat stained with
936
11whitewash, dinged silk hat sideways on his head, a strip of
937
12stickingplaster across his nose, talks inaudibly5⸣
*.)


938
13
J. J. O'Molloy


939
14(in barrister's grey wig and stuffgown, speaking with a voice of pained
940
15 protest)
This is no place for indecent ⸢5[levity.]levity.levity at the expense of an
16erring
941mortal disguised in liquor.
levity at the expense of an
16erring
941mortal disguised in liquor.
5⸣
[levity.]levity.levity at the expense of an
16erring
941mortal disguised in liquor.
levity at the expense of an
16erring
941mortal disguised in liquor.
We are not in a beargarden nor at an
17Oxford rag
⸢Dnor at an
17Oxford ragD⸣

942 nor is this a travesty of justice. My client is an infant,⸢Dan infant,D⸣ a
18 poor foreign
943 immigrant who started scratch as a stowawayas a stowaway and is
19now
⸢Dwho started scratch as a stowawayas a stowaway and is
19nowD⸣
trying to turn an
944 honest penny. The trumped up⸢Ctrumped upC⸣ misdemeanour
20 was due to a momentary
945 aberration of heredity, brought on by
21 hallucination, such familiarities as the
946alleged guilty occurrence
⸢Das the
946alleged guilty occurrenceD⸣
being
22 quite permitted in my client's native place,
947the land of the Pharaoh.
23 Prima ⸢5[ facie ] facie facie, I put it to you thatI put it to you that there was no
948attempt at
24carnally knowing.
facie, I put it to you thatI put it to you that there was no
948attempt at
24carnally knowing.
5⸣
[ facie ] facie facie, I put it to you thatI put it to you that there was no
948attempt at
24carnally knowing.
facie, I put it to you thatI put it to you that there was no
948attempt at
24carnally knowing.
⸢D Prima ⸢5[ facie ] facie facie, I put it to you thatI put it to you that there was no
948attempt at
24carnally knowing.
facie, I put it to you thatI put it to you that there was no
948attempt at
24carnally knowing.
5⸣
[ facie ] facie facie, I put it to you thatI put it to you that there was no
948attempt at
24carnally knowing.
facie, I put it to you thatI put it to you that there was no
948attempt at
24carnally knowing.
D⸣
Intimacy did not occur and the offence
949 complained of
25by ⸢D[Driscoll]DriscollDriscoll, that her virtue was ⸢5[attempted,]attempted,solicited,solicited, 5⸣ [attempted,]attempted,solicited,solicited, Driscoll, that her virtue was ⸢5[attempted,]attempted,solicited,solicited, 5⸣ [attempted,]attempted,solicited,solicited, D⸣ [Driscoll]DriscollDriscoll, that her virtue was ⸢5[attempted,]attempted,solicited,solicited, 5⸣ [attempted,]attempted,solicited,solicited, Driscoll, that her virtue was ⸢5[attempted,]attempted,solicited,solicited, 5⸣ [attempted,]attempted,solicited,solicited,
⸢C
25by ⸢D[Driscoll]DriscollDriscoll, that her virtue was ⸢5[attempted,]attempted,solicited,solicited, 5⸣ [attempted,]attempted,solicited,solicited, Driscoll, that her virtue was ⸢5[attempted,]attempted,solicited,solicited, 5⸣ [attempted,]attempted,solicited,solicited, D⸣ [Driscoll]DriscollDriscoll, that her virtue was ⸢5[attempted,]attempted,solicited,solicited, 5⸣ [attempted,]attempted,solicited,solicited, Driscoll, that her virtue was ⸢5[attempted,]attempted,solicited,solicited, 5⸣ [attempted,]attempted,solicited,solicited, C⸣
was
26 not repeated. I
950would deal in especial with atavism.
⸢5I
950would deal in especial with atavism.5⸣
There have been cases
27 of shipwreck
951 and somnambulism in my client's family. His story is⧽His story isIf
28 the accused could speak he
952 could a ⸢6[tail]tailtaletale 6⸣ [tail]tailtaletale unfold  –
If
28 the accused could speak he
952 could a ⸢6[tail]tailtaletale 6⸣ [tail]tailtaletale unfold  –
His story is⧽His story isIf
28 the accused could speak he
952 could a ⸢6[tail]tailtaletale 6⸣ [tail]tailtaletale unfold  –
If
28 the accused could speak he
952 could a ⸢6[tail]tailtaletale 6⸣ [tail]tailtaletale unfold  –
one of the
29strangest that have ever been narrated
953between the covers of a book.
⸢5 His story is⧽His story isIf
28 the accused could speak he
952 could a ⸢6[tail]tailtaletale 6⸣ [tail]tailtaletale unfold  –
If
28 the accused could speak he
952 could a ⸢6[tail]tailtaletale 6⸣ [tail]tailtaletale unfold  –
His story is⧽His story isIf
28 the accused could speak he
952 could a ⸢6[tail]tailtaletale 6⸣ [tail]tailtaletale unfold  –
If
28 the accused could speak he
952 could a ⸢6[tail]tailtaletale 6⸣ [tail]tailtaletale unfold  –
one of the
29strangest that have ever been narrated
953between the covers of a book.5⸣
⸢(A)[ ]
30He himself

30He himself
(A)⸣
[ ]
30He himself

30He himself
  , my lord,⸢5, my lord,5⸣ is a physical wreck from
954 cobbler's weak ⸢D[chest.]chest. ⸢5[chest and is about to become a mother.]chest and is about to become a mother.
31 chest.

31 chest.
5⸣
[chest and is about to become a mother.]chest and is about to become a mother.
31 chest.

31 chest.
⸢5[chest and is about to become a mother.]chest and is about to become a mother.
31 chest.

31 chest.
5⸣
[chest and is about to become a mother.]chest and is about to become a mother.
31 chest.

31 chest.
D⸣
[chest.]chest. ⸢5[chest and is about to become a mother.]chest and is about to become a mother.
31 chest.

31 chest.
5⸣
[chest and is about to become a mother.]chest and is about to become a mother.
31 chest.

31 chest.
⸢5[chest and is about to become a mother.]chest and is about to become a mother.
31 chest.

31 chest.
5⸣
[chest and is about to become a mother.]chest and is about to become a mother.
31 chest.

31 chest.
His submission is that he
32 is of Mongolian extraction
955 and irresponsible for his actions. Not all there,
33 in fact.


956
1
Bloom


957
2(*B⧼b⧽arefoot, pigeonbreasted, in lascar's vest and trousers, apologetic toes
958
3 turned in, opens his tiny mole's eyes and looks about him dazedly, passing a
959
4 slow hand across his forehead. Then he hitches his belt sailor fashion and
960
5 with a shrug of oriental obeisance salutes the court, pointing one thumb
961
6 heavenward*.)
Him makee velly muchee fine night. (*h⧼H⧽e begins to lilt
7 simply)


962
8
Li li poo lil chile

963
9
Blingee pigfoot evly night

964
10
Payee two shilly ....


965
11(He is howled down*.)


966
12
J. J. O'Molloy


967
13(hotly to the populaceto the populace)
This is a lonehand fight. By Hades,⸢5By Hades,5⸣ I will not
14 have
968 any client of mine gagged and badgered in this fashion by a pack of
15 curs
969 and laughing hyenas⸢5 and laughing hyenas5⸣
by a pack of
15 curs
969 and laughing hyenas⸢5 and laughing hyenas5⸣
. The Mosaic code has superseded the law of
16 the
970jungle. I say it and I say it ⸢6[emphatically]emphatically emphatically, without
17 wishing for a⧽aoneone a⧽aoneone moment to
971defeat the ends of justice,
emphatically, without
17 wishing for a⧽aoneone a⧽aoneone moment to
971defeat the ends of justice,
6⸣
[emphatically]emphatically emphatically, without
17 wishing for a⧽aoneone a⧽aoneone moment to
971defeat the ends of justice,
emphatically, without
17 wishing for a⧽aoneone a⧽aoneone moment to
971defeat the ends of justice,
⸢5[he]he accused accused 5⸣ [he]he accused accused
18 was not accessory before the act and
972 [5 the ] the ⸢D[girl]girlprosecutrixprosecutrix D⸣ [girl]girlprosecutrixprosecutrix has not
19 been tampered with. ⸢5[She]SheThe young personThe young person 5⸣ [She]SheThe young personThe young person was treated by
973defendant
20as if she were his veryvery own daughter. (Bloom takes J. J.
974 O'Molloy's hand
21 and raises it to his lips)
⸢D ⸢5[She]SheThe young personThe young person 5⸣ [She]SheThe young personThe young person was treated by
973defendant
20as if she were his veryvery own daughter. (Bloom takes J. J.
974 O'Molloy's hand
21 and raises it to his lips)
D⸣
I shall call rebutting evidence to
975 prove up to the
22 hilt that the hidden hand is again at its old game. When in
976 doubt persecute
23 Bloom. My ⸢D[client]clientclient, an innately bashful man,client, an innately bashful man, D⸣ [client]clientclient, an innately bashful man,client, an innately bashful man, would be the
977 last
24 man in the world to do anything ungentlemanly ⧼or to⧽or to which injured
25modesty
978could object to or
⸢5do anything ungentlemanly ⧼or to⧽or to which injured
25modesty
978could object to or5⸣
cast a stone at a girl who took the wrong
26 turning when
979 some ⸢D[dastard]dastarddastard, responsible for her condition,dastard, responsible for her condition, D⸣ [dastard]dastarddastard, responsible for her condition,dastard, responsible for her condition, had
27 worked his own sweet will
980 on her. He wants to go straight. I regard him
28as the whitest man I know.
⸢CI regard him
28as the whitest man I know.C⸣

981 He is down on his luck at present owing to the
29 mortgaging of his extensive
982property at Agendath ⸢D[Netaim,]Netaim,Netaim in
30faraway
Netaim in
30faraway
D⸣
[Netaim,]Netaim,Netaim in
30faraway
Netaim in
30faraway
Asia Minor, slides of which will
983now be shown. ⸢C[He offers a
31penny in the pound.]
He offers a
31penny in the pound.
(to Bloom) I suggest that⸢DthatD⸣ you will [Dnow]now do the
32handsome thing.
(to Bloom) I suggest that⸢DthatD⸣ you will [Dnow]now do the
32handsome thing.
C⸣
[He offers a
31penny in the pound.]
He offers a
31penny in the pound.
(to Bloom) I suggest that⸢DthatD⸣ you will [Dnow]now do the
32handsome thing.
(to Bloom) I suggest that⸢DthatD⸣ you will [Dnow]now do the
32handsome thing.
⸢C[He offers a
31penny in the pound.]
He offers a
31penny in the pound.
(to Bloom) I suggest that⸢DthatD⸣ you will [Dnow]now do the
32handsome thing.
(to Bloom) I suggest that⸢DthatD⸣ you will [Dnow]now do the
32handsome thing.
C⸣
[He offers a
31penny in the pound.]
He offers a
31penny in the pound.
(to Bloom) I suggest that⸢DthatD⸣ you will [Dnow]now do the
32handsome thing.
(to Bloom) I suggest that⸢DthatD⸣ you will [Dnow]now do the
32handsome thing.

⸢C


984
1
Bloom


985
2A penny in the pound.


986
3(The image of the lake of Kinnereth with blurred cattle cropping in
987
4 silver haze is projected on the wall. Moses Dlugacz, ⸢D[ferreteyed,]ferreteyed,
5ferreteyed
988albino,

5ferreteyed
988albino,
D⸣
[ferreteyed,]ferreteyed,
5ferreteyed
988albino,

5ferreteyed
988albino,
in blue dungarees, stands up in the gallery,
6 holding in each
989 hand an orange citron and a pork kidney*.)


990
7
Dlugacz


991
8(hoarsely)
Bleibtreustrasse, Berlin, W. 13.


992
9(J. J. O'Molloy steps on to a low plinth and holds the lapel of his
993
10 coat with solemnity. His face lengthens, grows pale and bearded,
994
11 with sunken eyes, the blotches of phthisis and hectic cheekbones of
995
12 John F. Taylor. He applies his handkerchief to his mouth and
996
13 scrutinises the galloping tide of rosepink blood*. )


997
14
J. J. O'Molloy


998
15(almost voicelessly)
Excuse me. I am suffering from a severe ⸢C[chill.]chill.chill,
16have
999recently come from a sickbed.
chill,
16have
999recently come from a sickbed.
C⸣
[chill.]chill.chill,
16have
999recently come from a sickbed.
chill,
16have
999recently come from a sickbed.
A few wellchosen words*. (He
17 assumes the
1000 avine head, foxy moustache and ⸢D[nasal]nasalproboscidalproboscidal D⸣ [nasal]nasalproboscidalproboscidal
18 utterance⧽utteranceeloquenceeloquence utterance⧽utteranceeloquenceeloquence of Seymour
1001 Bushe*.)
When the angel's book
19 comes to be opened if aught that
1002 the pensive bosom has inaugurated of
20soultransfigured and of
1003soultransfiguring deserves to live I say accord the
21 prisoner at the bar the
1004 sacred benefit of the doubt.

⸢5


1005
22 (A paper with something written on it is handed into court*.)


1006
23
Bloom


1007
24(in court dress)
⸢C
1007
24(in court dress)
C⸣
Can give best references. Messrs Callan, Coleman. Mr
1008
25 Wisdom Hely J. P. My old chief Joe Cuffe.⸢DMy old chief Joe Cuffe.D⸣ Mr V. B. Dillon, ex lord
26 mayor
1009 of Dublin. I have moved in the ⸢C[highest circles.]highest circles.charmed circle of
27the highest .... Queens of
1010Dublin society.
charmed circle of
27the highest .... Queens of
1010Dublin society.
C⸣
[highest circles.]highest circles.charmed circle of
27the highest .... Queens of
1010Dublin society.
charmed circle of
27the highest .... Queens of
1010Dublin society.
(carelessly) I was just chatting
28 this afternoon at the
1011 viceregal lodge
at the
1011 viceregal lodge
to my old ⸢D[friend]friend ⸢6[pal,]pal,pals,pals, 6⸣ [pal,]pal,pals,pals, ⸢6[pal,]pal,pals,pals, 6⸣ [pal,]pal,pals,pals, D⸣ [friend]friend ⸢6[pal,]pal,pals,pals, 6⸣ [pal,]pal,pals,pals, ⸢6[pal,]pal,pals,pals, 6⸣ [pal,]pal,pals,pals, ⸢Cmy old ⸢D[friend]friend ⸢6[pal,]pal,pals,pals, 6⸣ [pal,]pal,pals,pals, ⸢6[pal,]pal,pals,pals, 6⸣ [pal,]pal,pals,pals, D⸣ [friend]friend ⸢6[pal,]pal,pals,pals, 6⸣ [pal,]pal,pals,pals, ⸢6[pal,]pal,pals,pals, 6⸣ [pal,]pal,pals,pals, C⸣
1 sir Robert and lady Ball, astronomer ⸢C[royal ....]royal ....royal,
1012at the levee. Sir
2Bob, I said ......
royal,
1012at the levee. Sir
2Bob, I said ......
C⸣
[royal ....]royal ....royal,
1012at the levee. Sir
2Bob, I said ......
royal,
1012at the levee. Sir
2Bob, I said ......


1013
3
Mrs Yelverton BarryYelverton Barry Yelverton BarryYelverton Barry


1014
4(in lowcorsaged opal balldress and elbowlength ivory gloves, wearing a
1015
5 sabletrimmed brickquilted dolman, a comb of brilliants and panache of
1016
6osprey
⸢Dand panache of
1016
6ospreyD⸣
in her hair)
Arrest him, constable. He wrote me an anonymous
1017
7 letter in prentice backhand when my husband was ⸢5[on the Leinster]on the Leinsterin the
8North Riding of
1018Tipperary on the Munster
in the
8North Riding of
1018Tipperary on the Munster
5⸣
[on the Leinster]on the Leinsterin the
8North Riding of
1018Tipperary on the Munster
in the
8North Riding of
1018Tipperary on the Munster
circuit, signed James
9 Lovebirch. He said that he
1019 had seen from the gods my peerless globes as I
10 sat in a box of the Theatre
1020 Royal
at a commandcommand performance of La
11 Cigale
. I deeply inflamed him, he
1021 said. He made improper overtures to me
12 to misconduct myself at half past
1022 four  p.m. on the following Thursday,
13 Dunsink time. He offered to send me
1023 through the post a work of fiction by
14 Monsieur Paul de Kock, entitled The
1024 Girl with the Three Pairs of Stays
.


1025
15
Mrs Bellingham


1026
16(in cap and seal coney⸢6coney6⸣ mantle, wrapped up to the nose, steps out of her
1027
17 brougham and scans through tortoiseshell quizzing‐glasses which she takes
1028
18 from inside her huge opossum muff)
Also to me.Also to me. Yes, I believe it is the
19 same
1029 objectionable person. Because he closed my carriage door outside sir
1030
20 Thornley Stoker's one sleety day during the cold snap of FebruaryFebruary
1031 ⸢5[ninetyfive]ninetyfive
21 ninetythree

21 ninetythree
5⸣
[ninetyfive]ninetyfive
21 ninetythree

21 ninetythree
when even the grid of the wastepipe and the
22 ballstop in my bath
1032 cistern were frozen. Subsequently he enclosed a bloom
23 of edelweiss culled
1033 on the heights, as he said, in my honour. I had it
24 examined by a botanical
1034 expert and elicited the information that it was a
25 blossom of the homegrown
1035 potato plant purloined from a forcingcase of the
26 model farm.


1036
27
Mrs Yelverton BarryYelverton Barry Yelverton BarryYelverton Barry


1037
28Shame on him!


1038
29(A crowd of sluts and ragamuffins surges forward*.)


1039
1
The Sluts and Ragamuffins


1040
2(screaming)
Stop thief! Hurrah there, Bluebeard! Three cheers for Ikey
1041
3 Mo!


1042
4
Second Watch


1043
5(produces handcuffs)
Here are the darbies.


1044
6
Mrs Bellingham


1045
7He addressed me in several handwritings with fulsome compliments as a
1046
8 Venus in furs and alleged profound pity for my frostbound coachman
1047
9Palmer while in the same breath he expressed himself as envious of his
1048
10 earflaps and fleecy sheepskins and of his fortunate proximity to my ⸢5[person.]person.
11person,
1049 when standing behind my chair wearing my livery and
12the ⸢6[arms]armsarmorial
1050bearings
armorial
1050bearings
6⸣
[arms]armsarmorial
1050bearings
armorial
1050bearings
of the Bellingham escutcheon garnished
13sable, a buck's head
1051couped or.

11person,
1049 when standing behind my chair wearing my livery and
12the ⸢6[arms]armsarmorial
1050bearings
armorial
1050bearings
6⸣
[arms]armsarmorial
1050bearings
armorial
1050bearings
of the Bellingham escutcheon garnished
13sable, a buck's head
1051couped or.
5⸣
[person.]person.
11person,
1049 when standing behind my chair wearing my livery and
12the ⸢6[arms]armsarmorial
1050bearings
armorial
1050bearings
6⸣
[arms]armsarmorial
1050bearings
armorial
1050bearings
of the Bellingham escutcheon garnished
13sable, a buck's head
1051couped or.

11person,
1049 when standing behind my chair wearing my livery and
12the ⸢6[arms]armsarmorial
1050bearings
armorial
1050bearings
6⸣
[arms]armsarmorial
1050bearings
armorial
1050bearings
of the Bellingham escutcheon garnished
13sable, a buck's head
1051couped or.
He lauded almost extravagantly my nether
14 extremities, my
1052 swelling calves in silk hose drawn up to the limit, and
15 eulogised glowingly
1053 my other hidden treasures in priceless lace which, he
16 said, he could conjure
1054 up. He urged me (stating that he felt it his mission
17 in life to urge me)
(stating that he felt it his mission
17 in life to urge me)
to
1055 defile the marriage bed, to commit adultery at the
18 earliest possible
1056 opportunity.


1057
19
The Honourable Mrs ⸢5[Paget Butler]Paget ButlerMervyn TalboysMervyn Talboys 5⸣ [Paget Butler]Paget ButlerMervyn TalboysMervyn Talboys


1058
20(in amazon costume, hard hat, jackboots cockspurred, vermilion
21 waistcoat,
1059 fawn musketeer ⧼ gloves⧽ gloves gauntlets with braided drums, long
22 train held up and
1060 hunting crop with which she strikes her welt constantly)

23 Also me. Because
1061 he saw me on the polo ground of the Phoenix park at the
24 match All Ireland
1062 versus the Rest of Ireland. My eyes, I know, shone
25 divinely as I watched
1063 Captain Slogger Dennehy of the Inniskillings win the
26 final ⸢C[chukka.]chukka. chukkar on his
1064darling cob Centaur.
chukkar on his
1064darling cob Centaur.
C⸣
[chukka.]chukka. chukkar on his
1064darling cob Centaur.
chukkar on his
1064darling cob Centaur.
This plebeian
27 Don JuanDon Juan observed me from behind a
1065 hackney car and sent me in double
28 envelopes an obscene photograph, such
1066as are sold after dark ⧼in⧽in on Paris
29boulevards,
⸢Dsuch
1066as are sold after dark ⧼in⧽in on Paris
29boulevards,D⸣
insulting to any lady. I have it
1067 still. It represents a partially
30 nude señorita, frail and lovely (his wife, as he
1068 solemnly assured ⸢C[me)]me)me,
1taken by him from nature),
me,
1taken by him from nature),
C⸣
[me)]me)me,
1taken by him from nature),
me,
1taken by him from nature),
practising illicit
1069 intercourse with a muscular
2 torero, evidently a blackguard. He urged me to
1070 do likewise, to misbehave,
3 to sin with officers of the garrison. He implored
1071 me to soil his letter in an
4unspeakable manner, to
⸢Dsoil his letter in an
4unspeakable manner, toD⸣
chastise him as he richly
1072 deserves, to bestride and
5 ride him, to give him a most vicious
1073 horsewhipping.


1074
6
Mrs Bellingham


1075
7Me too.


1076
8
Mrs Yelverton BarryYelverton Barry Yelverton BarryYelverton Barry


1077
9Me too.

⸢D


1078
10(Several highly respectable Dublin ladies hold up improper letters
1079
11received from Bloom*.)


1080
12
The Honourable Mrs ⸢5[Paget Butler]Paget ButlerMervyn TalboysMervyn Talboys 5⸣ [Paget Butler]Paget ButlerMervyn TalboysMervyn Talboys


1081
13(stamps her jingling spurs in a⸢DaD⸣ sudden paroxysm of⸢Dparoxysm ofD⸣ fury)
I will, by
14 the
1082 God above me. I'll scourge the pigeonlivered ⸢D[cur.]cur.cur as long as I can
15stand over
1083him.
cur as long as I can
15stand over
1083him.
D⸣
[cur.]cur.cur as long as I can
15stand over
1083him.
cur as long as I can
15stand over
1083him.
I'll flay him alive.


1084
16
Bloom


1085
17(his eyes closing, quails expectantly)
Here? (he squirms) Again! (he
18 pants
1086 cringingcringing)
I love the danger.
⸢5 (he
18 pants
1086 cringingcringing)
I love the danger.5⸣


1087
19
The Honourable Mrs ⸢5[Paget Butler]Paget ButlerMervyn TalboysMervyn Talboys 5⸣ [Paget Butler]Paget ButlerMervyn TalboysMervyn Talboys


1088
20Very much so! I'll make it hot for you. I'll make you dance Jack Latten for
1089
21 that.

⸢5


1090
22
Mrs Bellingham


1091
23Tan his breech well, the upstart! Write the stars and stripes on it!⸢6Write the stars and stripes on it!6⸣


1092
1
Mrs Yelverton Barry Yelverton Barry Yelverton Barry Yelverton Barry


1093
2Disgraceful! There's no excuse for him! A married man!⸢CThere's no excuse for him! A married man!C⸣


1094
3
Bloom


1095
4All these people. I meant only the spanking idea. A warm tingling glow
1096
5 without effusion. Refined ⸢6[birching.]birching.birching to stimulate the
6circulation.
birching to stimulate the
6circulation.
6⸣
[birching.]birching.birching to stimulate the
6circulation.
birching to stimulate the
6circulation.
⸢CRefined ⸢6[birching.]birching.birching to stimulate the
6circulation.
birching to stimulate the
6circulation.
6⸣
[birching.]birching.birching to stimulate the
6circulation.
birching to stimulate the
6circulation.
C⸣


1097
7
The Honourable Mrs ⸢5[Paget Butler]Paget ButlerMervyn TalboysMervyn Talboys 5⸣ [Paget Butler]Paget ButlerMervyn TalboysMervyn Talboys


1098
8(laughs derisively)
O, did you, my fine fellow? Well, by the living God,⸢Cby the living God,C⸣
1099
9 you'll get the surprise of your life now, believe me, the most unmerciful
1100
10 hiding a man ever bargained for. You have lashed the dormant tigress in my
1101
11 nature into fury.

⸢5


1101a
12
Mrs Yelverton Berry


1101b
13Shame!


1102
14
Mrs Bellingham


1103
15(shakes her muff and quizzing‐glasses vindictively)
Make him ⸢6[smart.]smart.
16smart,
1104Hanna dear.

16smart,
1104Hanna dear.
6⸣
[smart.]smart.
16smart,
1104Hanna dear.

16smart,
1104Hanna dear.
Give him ginger. ⸢CGive him ginger. C⸣ Thrash the mongrel within an
17 inch of his
1105 life. The cat‐o'‐nine‐tails. ⸢CThe cat‐o'‐nine‐tails. C⸣ Geld him. Vivisect him.


1106
18
Bloom


1107
19(shuddering, shrinking, joins his hands⧼)⧽): with hangdog mien)
O cold!
20O
1108shivery!
⸢DO cold!
20O
1108shivery!D⸣
It was your ambrosial beauty. Forget, forgive. Kismet. Let me
21 off
1109 this once*. (he offers the other cheek) *⧼.⧽

⸢6


1110
22
Mrs Yelverton Barry


1111
23 (severely) ⸢6 (severely) 6⸣ Don't do so on any account, Mrs ⧼Tallb⧽Tallb Talboys! He should
24be
1112soundly trounced!


1113
1
The Honourable Mrs ⸢5[Paget Butler]Paget ButlerMervyn TalboysMervyn Talboys 5⸣ [Paget Butler]Paget ButlerMervyn TalboysMervyn Talboys


1114
2(unbuttoning her gauntlet violently⸢6violently6⸣ )
⸢D
1114
2(unbuttoning her gauntlet violently⸢6violently6⸣ )
D⸣
I'll do no such thing. ⸢C[Pigdog,
3to]
Pigdog,
3to
Pigdog and
1115always was ever since he was pupped! To
Pigdog and
1115always was ever since he was pupped! To
C⸣
[Pigdog,
3to]
Pigdog,
3to
Pigdog and
1115always was ever since he was pupped! To
Pigdog and
1115always was ever since he was pupped! To
dare address
4 me! I'll flog him
1116 black and blue in the public streets. I'll dig my spurs in him
5 up to the rowel.
1117 He is a wellknown cuckold*. (she swishes her huntingcrop
6 savagely in the
1118 air)
Take down his trousers without loss of time. Come
7here, sir!
⸢DCome
7here, sir!D⸣
Quick!
1119 Ready?⸢DReady?D⸣

⸢D


1120
8
Bloom


1121
9(trembling, beginning to obey)
The weather ⸢5[is]ishas beenhas been 5⸣ [is]ishas beenhas been so warm.


1122
10(Davy Stephens, ringletted, passes with a bevy of barefoot
1123
11newsboys*.)


1124
12
Davy Stephens


1125
13 Messenger of the Sacred Heart and⸢5 Messenger of the Sacred Heart and5⸣ Evening Telegraph with Saint
14Patrick's
1126Day supplement. Containing the new addresses of all the
15cuckolds in
1127Dublin.


1128
16(The very reverend Canon O'Hanlon in cloth of gold cope elevates
1129
17 and exposes a marble timepiece. Before him Father Conroy and the
1130
18 reverend John Hughes S. J. bend low.*)


1131
19
The Timepiece


1132
20(unportalling)


1133
21
Cuckoo.

1134
22
Cuckoo.

1135
23
Cuckoo.


1136
24(The brass quoits of a bed are heard to jingle*.)


1137
1
The Quoits


1138
2Jigjag. Jigajiga. Jigjag.


1139
3(*A⧼a⧽ panel of fog rolls back rapidly, revealing rapidly in the
4jurybox
1140the faces of Martin Cunningham, foreman, silkhatted,
5 Jack Power,
1141 Simon Dedalus, Tom Kernan, Ned Lambert, John
6 Henry Menton,
1142 Myles Crawford, Lenehan, Paddy Leonard, Nosey
7 Flynn, M‘Coy
1143 and the featureless face of a Nameless One.)


1144
8
The Nameless One


1145
9Bareback riding. Weight for age. Gob, he organised her.


1146
10
The Jurors


1147
11(all their heads turned to his voice)
Really?


1148
12
The Nameless One


1149
13(snarls)
Arse over tip. Hundred shillings to five.


1150
14
The Jurors


1151
15(all their heads ⸢C[bowed ]bowed lowered lowered C⸣ [bowed ]bowed lowered lowered in assent)
Most of us thought as
16 much.


1152
17
First Watch


1153
18He is a marked man. Another girl's plait cut. Wanted: Jack the Ripper. A
1154
19 thousand pounds reward.


1155
20
Second Watch


1156
21(awed, whispers)
And in black. A mormon. Anarchist.


1157
1
The Crier


1158
2(loudly)
Whereas Leopold Bloom of no fixed abode is a wellknown
1159
3 dynamitard, forger, bigamist, bawd and cuckold and a public nuisance to
1160
4 the citizens of Dublin and whereas at this commission of assizes the most
1161
5 honourable ....


1162
6(His Honour, sir Frederick Falkiner, recorder of Dublin, in
7 judicial
1163 garb of grey stone rises from the bench, stonebearded. He
8 bears in
1164 his arms an umbrella sceptre. From his forehead arise
9 starkly the
1165 Mosaic ramshorns*.)


1166
10
The Recorder


1167
11I will put an end to this white slave ⸢D[traffic.]traffic.traffic and rid Dublin of this
12odious

12odious

1168pest.
traffic and rid Dublin of this
12odious

12odious

1168pest.
D⸣
[traffic.]traffic.traffic and rid Dublin of this
12odious

12odious

1168pest.
traffic and rid Dublin of this
12odious

12odious

1168pest.
Scandalous! (he dons the black cap) ⸢D (he dons the black cap) D⸣ Let him be ⸢C[taken]taken
13 taken, Mr Subsheriff,

13 taken, Mr Subsheriff,
C⸣
[taken]taken
13 taken, Mr Subsheriff,

13 taken, Mr Subsheriff,

1169 from the dock where he now stands and
14detained in custody in Mountjoy
1170 prison during His Majesty's pleasure and
15there be hanged by the neck until
1171 he is dead and therein fail not at your ⸢6[peril.]peril.
16peril or may the Lord have mercy on
1172your soul.

16peril or may the Lord have mercy on
1172your soul.
6⸣
[peril.]peril.
16peril or may the Lord have mercy on
1172your soul.

16peril or may the Lord have mercy on
1172your soul.
Remove him.⸢DRemove him.D⸣


1173
17 (A black skullcap descends upon his head. *⧼(⧽The subsheriff
18Long
1174John Fanning ⸢D[appears holding]appears holdingappears, smokingappears, smoking D⸣ [appears holding]appears holdingappears, smokingappears, smoking a
19pungent Henry Clay.
⸢C *⧼(⧽The subsheriff
18Long
1174John Fanning ⸢D[appears holding]appears holdingappears, smokingappears, smoking D⸣ [appears holding]appears holdingappears, smokingappears, smoking a
19pungent Henry Clay.C⸣
)

⸢C


1175
20
Long John Fanning


1176
21(scowls and calls with rich rolling utterance)
Who'll hang Judas
22Iscariot?

|C |
1177
23 *(H. Rumbold, master barber, in a bloodcoloured jerkin and
1178
24 tanner's apron, a rope coiled over his shoulder, mounts the block.
25 A
1179 life preserver and a nailstudded bludgeon are stuck in his belt. He
1180
26 rubs grimly his grappling hands, knobbed with knuckledusters*.)


1181
27
Rumbold


1182
28(to the recorder with sinister familiarity)
Hanging Harry, your Majesty,
1183
29 the Mersey terror. Five guineas a jugular. Neck or nothing.⸢CNeck or nothing.C⸣


1184
30(The bells of George's church toll slowly, loud dark iron*.)


1185
1
The Bells


1186
2Heigho! Heigho!


1187
3
Bloom


1188
4(desperately)
Wait. Stop. Gulls. Good heart. I saw. Innocence. Girl in the
1189
5 monkeyhouse. Zoo. Lewd chimpanzee. (breathlessly) Pelvic basin. Her
1190
6artless ⸢6[blush. Unmanned]blush. Unmannedblush unmannedblush unmanned 6⸣ [blush. Unmanned]blush. Unmannedblush unmannedblush unmanned me. (overcome with
7 emotion)
I left the precincts.
1191 (he turns to a figure in the crowd,
8 appealing)
Hynes, you⧽youmay I speak to you?
1192 You
may I speak to you?
1192 You
you⧽youmay I speak to you?
1192 You
may I speak to you?
1192 You
know me. That three
9shillings you can keep. If you want a littlea little
1193more .....
⸢D (he turns to a figure in the crowd,
8 appealing)
Hynes, you⧽youmay I speak to you?
1192 You
may I speak to you?
1192 You
you⧽youmay I speak to you?
1192 You
may I speak to you?
1192 You
know me. That three
9shillings you can keep. If you want a littlea little
1193more .....D⸣

⸢D


1194
10
Hynes


1195
11(coldly)
You are a perfect stranger.


1196
12
Second Watch


1197
13(points to the corner)
The bomb is here.


1198
14
First Watch


1199
15Infernal machine with a time fuse.


1200
16
Bloom


1201
17No, no. Pig's feet. I was at a funeral.


1202
18
First Watch


1203
19(draws his truncheon)
Liar!


1204
20(The ⸢5[dog]dogbeaglebeagle 5⸣ [dog]dogbeaglebeagle lifts his snout, showing the grey scorbutic face
21 of
1205 Paddy Dignam. He has gnawed all. He exhales a putrid
22carcasefed
1206breath.
⸢DHe exhales a putrid
22carcasefed
1206breath.D⸣
He grows to human size and shape. His ⸢5[retriever]retriever
23 dachshund

23 dachshund
5⸣
[retriever]retriever
23 dachshund

23 dachshund
coat
1207 becomes a brown mortuary habit. His
24 green eye flashes bloodshot.
1208 Half of one ear, all the nose and both
25 thumbs are ghouleaten*.)


1209
1
Paddy Dignam


1210
2(in a hollow voice)
It is true. It was my funeral. Doctor Finucane
1211
3 pronounced life extinct when I succumbed to the disease from natural
1212
4 causes.


1213
5(He lifts his mutilated ashen face moonwards and bays
1214
6 lugubriously*.)


1215
7
Bloom


1216
8(in triumph)
You hear?


1217
9
Paddy Dignam


1218
10Bloom, I am Paddy Dignam's spirit. List, list, O list!


1219
11
Bloom


1220
12The voice is the voice of Esau.


1221


13
Fir⧽

13
Fir
Second Watch


1222
14(blesses himself)
How is that possible?


1223
15
First Watch


1224
16It is not in the penny catechism.
1225


17
Paddy Dignam


1226
18By metempsychosis. Spooks.


1227
19
A Voice


1228
20O rocks.


1229
1
Paddy Dignam


1230
2(earnestly)
Once I was in the employ of Mr J. H. Menton, solicitor,
1231
3 commissioner for oaths and affidavits, of 27 Bachelor's Walk. Now I am
1232
4 defunct, the wall of the heart hypertrophied. Hard lines. The poor wife was
1233
5 awfully cut up. How is she bearing it? Keep her off that bottle of sherry*.
1234
6 (⧼sh⧽sh he looks round him) A lamp. I must satisfy an animal need. That
1235
7 buttermilk didn't agree with me. *⧼)⧽


1236
8(The portly figure of John O'Connell, caretaker, stands forth,
1237
9 holding a bunch of keys tied with crape. Beside him stands Father
1238
10 Coffey, chaplain, toadbellied, wrynecked, in a surplice and
1239
11 bandanna nightcap, holding sleepily a staff of twisted poppies.)


1240
12
Father Coffey


1241
13(yawns, then chants⧼.⧽. with a hoarse croak)
Namine. Jacobs. Vobiscuits.
1242
14 Amen.


1243
15
John O'Connell


1244
16(foghorns stormily through his megaphone)
Dignam, Patrick T, deceased.


1245
17
Paddy Dignam


1246
18( with>with< pricked up ears, with>with< pricked up ears, winces)
Overtones. (he wriggles forward
19 and
>wriggles forward
19 and<

1247 places an ear to the ground)
My master's voice!
(he wriggles forward
19 and
>wriggles forward
19 and<

1247 places an ear to the ground)
My master's voice!


1248
20
John O'Connell


1249
21Burial docket letter number U. P. eightyfive thousand. Field seventeen.
1250
22 House of Keys. Plot, one hundred and one.


1251
23(Paddy Dignam listens with visible effort, thinking, his tail
1252
24 stiffpointed, his ears cocked*.)


1253
1
Paddy Dignam


1254
2Pray for the repose of his soul.


1255
3(He worms down through a coalhole, his brown habit trailing its
1256
4 tether over rattling pebbles. After him toddles an obese grandfather
1257
5 rat on fungus turtle paws under a grey carapace⧼)⧽). Dignam's voice,
1258
6 muffled, is heard baying under ground: Dignam's dead and gone
1259
7 below.
Tom Rochford, ⧼robinredbreast,⧽robinredbreast, robinredbreasted, in cap
8 and breeches,
1260 jumps from his twocolumned machine*. *)


1261
9
Tom Rochford


1262
10(a hand to his breastbone, bows)
Reuben J. A florin I find him*. (he fixes
1263
11 the manhole with a resolute stare)
My turn now on. Follow me up to
1264
12 Carlow.


1265
13(He executes a daredevil salmon leap in the air and is engulfed in
1266
14 the coalhole. Two discs on the columns wobble, eyes of nought. All
1267
15 recedes. Bloom  goes⧽ goesplodgesplodges  goes⧽ goesplodgesplodges forward again through the
16 sump . Kisses
1268 chirp amid the rifts of fog
>. Kisses
1268 chirp amid the rifts of fog<
through the
16 sump . Kisses
1268 chirp amid the rifts of fog
>. Kisses
1268 chirp amid the rifts of fog<
. A piano sounds. He
17 stands before a
1269 lighted house, listening. The kisses, winging from
18 their bowers fly
1270 about him, twittering, warbling, cooing*.)


1271
19
The Kisses


1272
20(warbling)
Leo! (twittering) Icky licky micky sticky for Leo! (cooing)
1273
21 Coo coocoo! Yummyyum, Womwom! (warbling) Big comebig! Pirouette!
1274
22Leopopold! (twittering) Leeolee! (warbling) O Leo!


1275
23(They rustle, flutter upon his garments, alight, bright giddy flecks,
1276
24 silvery sequins*.)


1277
25
Bloom


1278
26A man's touch. Sad music. Church music. Perhaps here.


1279
27(Zoe Higgins, a young whore in a sapphire slip, closed with three
1280
28 bronze buckles, a slim >velvet⧽velvet black velvet>velvet< fillet round her
29throat,
a slim >velvet⧽velvet black velvet>velvet< fillet round her
29throat,
nods,
1281 trips down the steps and accosts him.)


1282
1
Zoe


1283
2Are you looking for someone? He's inside with his friend.


1284
3
Bloom


1285
4Is this Mrs Mack's?


1286
5
Zoe


1287
6No, eightyone. Mrs Cohen's. You might go farther and fare worse. Mother
1288
7 Slipperslapper. (familiarly) She's on the job herself tonight with her⧽her
8the

8the
her⧽her
8the

8the
vet working⧽working her
1289tipster
>her
1289tipster<
that gives her all the winners and pays for
9 her son in Oxford.
1290Working
her
1289tipster
>her
1289tipster<
that gives her all the winners and pays for
9 her son in Oxford.
1290Working
working⧽working her
1289tipster
>her
1289tipster<
that gives her all the winners and pays for
9 her son in Oxford.
1290Working
her
1289tipster
>her
1289tipster<
that gives her all the winners and pays for
9 her son in Oxford.
1290Working
overtime but her luck's turned todaybut her luck's turned today.
10 (suspiciously) You're not
1291 his father, are you?


1292
11
Bloom


1293
12Not I!


1294
13
Zoe


1295
14You both in black. ⸢6[Any]AnyHas little mousey anyHas little mousey any 6⸣ [Any]AnyHas little mousey anyHas little mousey any tickles tonight?


1296
15(His skin, alert, feels her fingertips approach. A hand glides over
1297 his
16 left thigh*. )


1298
17
Zoe


1299
18How's the nuts?


1300
19
Bloom


1301
20Other⧽

1301
20Other
OffOff

1301
20Other⧽

1301
20Other
OffOff
side. Curiously they are on the right. >One heavier⧽One heavier
21Heavier

21Heavier
<
One heavier⧽One heavier
21Heavier

21Heavier
, I suppose.
>One heavier⧽One heavier
21Heavier

21Heavier
<
One heavier⧽One heavier
21Heavier

21Heavier
, I suppose.
One in a
1302 million my tailor, Mesias, says.


1303
22
Zoe


1304
23(in sudden alarm)
You've a hard chancre.


1305
1
Bloom


1306
2Not likely.


1307
3
Zoe


1308
4I feel it.


1309
5(Her hand slides into his left trouser pocket and brings out a hard
1310
6 black shrivelled potato. She regards it and Bloom with dumb moist
1311
7 lips*.)


1312
8
Bloom


1313
9A talisman. Heirloom.


1314
10
Zoe

⸢D[May I?]May I?
1315
11 For Zoe?

1315
11 For Zoe?
D⸣
[May I?]May I?
1315
11 For Zoe?

1315
11 For Zoe?
For keeps? For being so nice⧼?⧽?, eh?⸢DFor being so nice⧼?⧽?, eh?D⸣


1316
12(She puts the potato greedily into a pocket then links his arm,
1317
13 cuddling him ⸢5[supply.]supply.with supple warmth.with supple warmth. 5⸣ [supply.]supply.with supple warmth.with supple warmth. He smiles uneasily.
14 Slowly, note
1318 by note, oriental music is played. He gazes in the
15 tawny crystal of
1319 her eyes, ringed with kohol. His smile softens*.)


1320
16
Zoe


1321
17You'll know me the next time.


1322
18
Bloom


1323
19(forlornly)
I never loved a dear gazelle but it was sure to ....


1324
20(Gazelles are leaping, feeding on the mountains. Near are lakes.
1325
21 Round their shores file shadows black of cedargroves. Aroma rises,
1326
22 a strong hairgrowth of resin. It burns, the orient, a sky of sapphire,
1327
23 cleft by the bronze flight of eagles. Under it lies the womancity,
1328
24 nude, white, still, cool, in luxury. A fountain murmurs among
1329
25 damask roses. Mammoth roses murmur of scarlet winegrapes. A
1330
26 wine of shame, lust, blood exudes, strangely murmuring*. )


1331
1
Zoe


1332
2(murmuring singsong with the musicsingsong with the music, her odalisk⸢5odalisk5⸣ lips lusciously
3 smeared
1333 with salve of swinefat and rosewater)
Schorach ani wenowach,
4 benoith
1334 Hierushaloim.


1335
5
Bloom


1336
6(fascinated)
I thought you were of good family⧽familystock by your accent>by your accent< stock by your accent>by your accent< family⧽familystock by your accent>by your accent< stock by your accent>by your accent< .


1337
7
Zoe


1338
8And you know what thought did?


1339
9(She bites his ear gently with little goldstopped teeth, sending out⧽out
10on
1340 him

10on
1340 him
out⧽out
10on
1340 him

10on
1340 him
a cloying breath of stale garlicof stale garlic. The roses draw apart,
11 disclose a
1341 sepulchre of the gold of kings and their mouldering
12 bones*.)


1342
13
Bloom


1343
14(inin draws back, mechanicallydraws back, mechanically inin draws back, mechanicallydraws back, mechanically caressing her right bub with a flat
15 awkwardawkward
1344 hand)
Are you a Dublin girl?


1345
16
Zoe


1346
17(catches a stray hair deftly and twists it to her coil)
No bloody fear. I'm
1347
18 English. Have you a swaggerroot?


1348
19
Bloom


1349
20(as before)
Rarely smoke, dear. Cigar now and then. Childish device.
1350
21 (lewdly) The mouth can be better engaged than with a cylinder of rank
1351
22 weed.


1352
1
Zoe


1353
2Go on. Make a stump speech out of it.


1354
3
Bloom


1355
4(in workman's corduroy overalls, black gansy with red floating tie and
1356
5 apache cap)
Mankind is incorrigible. Sir Walter Ralegh brought from the
1357
6 new world that potato and that weed, the one a killer of pestilence by
1358
7 absorption, the other a poisoner of the ear, eye, heart, memory, will,
1359
8 understanding, all. That is to say ⸢(A)[ ] he broughthe brought (A)⸣ [ ] he broughthe brought the poison a hundred
9 years
1360 before another person whose name I forget brought the food. Suicide.
10 Lies.
1361 All our habits. Why, look at our public life!


1362
11(Midnight chimes from distant steeples*.)


1363
12
The Chimes


1364
13Turn again, Leopold! Lord mayor of Dublin!


1365
14
Bloom


1366
15(in alderman's gown and chain)
Electors of Arran Quay, Inns Quay,
1367
16 Rotunda, Mountjoy and North ⧼dock⧽dock Dock, better run a tramline, I say,
17 from the
1368 ⸢6[cattle markets]cattle markets cattlemarket cattlemarket 6⸣ [cattle markets]cattle markets cattlemarket cattlemarket to the river. That's the music of the
18 future. That's my
1369 programme. Cui bono?  But our bucaneering
19 Vanderdeckens in their
1370 phantom ship of finance .....


1371
20
An Elector

⸢(A)[ ⧼Three cheers⧽Three cheers ] ⧼Three cheers⧽Three cheers
1372
21 Three times three

1372
21 Three times three
(A)⸣
[ ⧼Three cheers⧽Three cheers ] ⧼Three cheers⧽Three cheers
1372
21 Three times three

1372
21 Three times three
for our future chief magistrate!


1373
22(The aurora borealis of the torchlight procession leaps*.)


1374
23
The Torchbearers


1375
24Hooray!


1376
1(Several wellknown burgesses, city magnates and freemen 🕮 of the
1377
2 city shake hands with Bloom and congratulate him. Timothy
1378
3Harrington, late⸢5late5⸣ thrice Lord Mayor of Dublin, imposing in
4mayoral
1379 scarlet, gold chain and white silk tie, confers with
5councillor Lorcan
1380 Sherlock, locum tenens. They nod vigorously
6 in agreement*.
⸢ATimothy
1378
3Harrington, late⸢5late5⸣ thrice Lord Mayor of Dublin, imposing in
4mayoral
1379 scarlet, gold chain and white silk tie, confers with
5councillor Lorcan
1380 Sherlock, locum tenens. They nod vigorously
6 in agreement*. A⸣
)

⸢A


1381
7
Late⸢5Late5⸣ Lord Mayor Harrington


1382
8 (in scarlet robe with mace, gold mayoral chain and large white silk
9scarf)
⸢D (in scarlet robe with mace, gold mayoral chain and large white silk
9scarf)
D⸣

1383That alderman sir ⸢D[Leopold]LeopoldLeoLeo D⸣ [Leopold]LeopoldLeoLeo ⸢Csir ⸢D[Leopold]LeopoldLeoLeo D⸣ [Leopold]LeopoldLeoLeo C⸣ Bloom's speech be printed
10at the expense of the
1384 ⸢D[ratepayers.]ratepayers. ⸢5[ ratepayers ] ratepayers ratepayers. That the
11house in which he was born be ornamented with a
1385commemorative tablet
ratepayers. That the
11house in which he was born be ornamented with a
1385commemorative tablet
5⸣
[ ratepayers ] ratepayers ratepayers. That the
11house in which he was born be ornamented with a
1385commemorative tablet
ratepayers. That the
11house in which he was born be ornamented with a
1385commemorative tablet

12and that the thoroughfare hitherto known as Cow
1386Parlour off Cork street
13be henceforth designated Boulevard Bloom.
⸢5[ ratepayers ] ratepayers ratepayers. That the
11house in which he was born be ornamented with a
1385commemorative tablet
ratepayers. That the
11house in which he was born be ornamented with a
1385commemorative tablet
5⸣
[ ratepayers ] ratepayers ratepayers. That the
11house in which he was born be ornamented with a
1385commemorative tablet
ratepayers. That the
11house in which he was born be ornamented with a
1385commemorative tablet

12and that the thoroughfare hitherto known as Cow
1386Parlour off Cork street
13be henceforth designated Boulevard Bloom.
D⸣
[ratepayers.]ratepayers. ⸢5[ ratepayers ] ratepayers ratepayers. That the
11house in which he was born be ornamented with a
1385commemorative tablet
ratepayers. That the
11house in which he was born be ornamented with a
1385commemorative tablet
5⸣
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11house in which he was born be ornamented with a
1385commemorative tablet
ratepayers. That the
11house in which he was born be ornamented with a
1385commemorative tablet

12and that the thoroughfare hitherto known as Cow
1386Parlour off Cork street
13be henceforth designated Boulevard Bloom.
⸢5[ ratepayers ] ratepayers ratepayers. That the
11house in which he was born be ornamented with a
1385commemorative tablet
ratepayers. That the
11house in which he was born be ornamented with a
1385commemorative tablet
5⸣
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11house in which he was born be ornamented with a
1385commemorative tablet
ratepayers. That the
11house in which he was born be ornamented with a
1385commemorative tablet

12and that the thoroughfare hitherto known as Cow
1386Parlour off Cork street
13be henceforth designated Boulevard Bloom.


1387
14
Councillor Lorcan Sherlock


1388
15Carried unanimously.


1389
16
Bloom


1390
17(impassionedly)
These flying Dutchmen or lying Dutchmen as they recline
1391
18in their upholstered poop, casting dice, what reck they? Machines is their
1392
19cry, their chimera,⸢6their chimera,6⸣ their panacea. Laboursaving apparatuses, supplanters,
1393
20 bugbears,⸢6bugbears,6⸣ manufactured monsters for mutual murder, hideous
21hobgoblins
1394 produced by a horde of capitalistic lusts upon our prostituted
22labour. The
1395poor man starves while they are grassing their royalroyal
23mountain stags or
1396shooting peasants and phartridges in their purblind
24pomp of pelf and
1397power.
⸢6The
1395poor man starves while they are grassing their royalroyal
23mountain stags or
1396shooting peasants and phartridges in their purblind
24pomp of pelf and
1397power.6⸣
But their reign is ⸢6[over]overroverrover 6⸣ [over]overroverrover for ⸢6[ever.]ever. ⸢7[ever]ever
25 rever

25 rever
7⸣
[ever]ever
25 rever

25 rever
and ever and ev ...
⸢7[ever]ever
25 rever

25 rever
7⸣
[ever]ever
25 rever

25 rever
and ever and ev ...
6⸣
[ever.]ever. ⸢7[ever]ever
25 rever

25 rever
7⸣
[ever]ever
25 rever

25 rever
and ever and ev ...
⸢7[ever]ever
25 rever

25 rever
7⸣
[ever]ever
25 rever

25 rever
and ever and ev ...
⸢DBut their reign is ⸢6[over]overroverrover 6⸣ [over]overroverrover for ⸢6[ever.]ever. ⸢7[ever]ever
25 rever

25 rever
7⸣
[ever]ever
25 rever

25 rever
and ever and ev ...
⸢7[ever]ever
25 rever

25 rever
7⸣
[ever]ever
25 rever

25 rever
and ever and ev ...
6⸣
[ever.]ever. ⸢7[ever]ever
25 rever

25 rever
7⸣
[ever]ever
25 rever

25 rever
and ever and ev ...
⸢7[ever]ever
25 rever

25 rever
7⸣
[ever]ever
25 rever

25 rever
and ever and ev ...
D⸣

⸢C

🕮
1398
26 (Prolonged applause. Venetian masts, maypoles and festal
27arches
1399spring up. A streamer bearing the legends Cead Mile Failte
28and
1400 Mah Ttob Melek Israel spans the street. All the windows are
1401
29thronged with sightseers, chiefly ladies⧼ , who fling down⧽ , who fling down. Along
30the route the
1402regiments of the Royal Dublin Fusiliers, the King's
31 Own Scottish
1403 Borderers, the Cameron Highlanders⧼ ,⧽ , and the
1 Welsh Fusiliers,
1404standing to attention, keep back the crowd. Boys
2from High school
1405are perched on the lampposts, telegraph poles,
3windowsills,
1406cornices, gutters, chimneypots, railings, rainspouts,
4whistling and
1407cheering. The pillar of the cloud appears.⸢DThe pillar of the cloud appears.D⸣ A fife
5and drum band is
1408heard in the distance playing the Kol Nidre. The
6beaters approach
1409with imperial eagles hoisted, trailing banners and
7waving oriental
1410palms. The chryselephantine papal standard rises
8high, surrounded
1411by pennons of the civic flag.
⸢3The chryselephantine papal standard rises
8high, surrounded
1411by pennons of the civic flag.3⸣
The van of the⸢6van of the6⸣
9procession appears
1412headed by John Howard Parnell, city marshal,
10in a chessboard
1413tabard, the Athlone poursuivant and Ulster King of
11Arms. They are
1414followed by the Right Honourable Joseph
12Hutchinson, lord mayor
1415of Dublin, his lordship the lord mayor of
13Cork, their worships the
1416mayors of Limerick, Galway, Sligo and
14Waterford, twentyeight
1417Irish representative peers, sirdars,
15grandees and maharajahs bearing
1418the cloth of estate, the Dublin
16Metropolitan Fire Brigade, the
1419chapter of the saints of ⧼Irel⧽Irel finance
17in their plutocratic order of
1420precedence,
⸢1sirdars,
15grandees and maharajahs bearing
1418the cloth of estate, the Dublin
16Metropolitan Fire Brigade, the
1419chapter of the saints of ⧼Irel⧽Irel finance
17in their plutocratic order of
1420precedence,1⸣
the bishop of Down and
18Connor, His Eminence
1421Michael cardinal Logue, archbishop of
19Armagh,
⸢Darchbishop of
19Armagh, D⸣
primate of all
1422Ireland, His Grace, the most reverend Dr
20William Alexander,
1423archbishop of Armagh, primate of all Ireland,
21the chief rabbi, the
1424presbyterian moderator, the heads of the baptist,
22anabaptist,
1425methodist and Moravian chapels and the honorary
23secretary of the
1426society of friends. After them march the guilds and
24trades and
1427trainbands withwith flying colours: coopers, bird
25dealers⧽

25dealers
fanciersfanciers

25dealers⧽

25dealers
fanciersfanciers
, millwrights,
1428newspaper canvassers, law
26scriveners, masseurs, vintners,
1429trussmakers, chimneysweeps, lard
27refiners, tabinet and poplin
1430weavers, farriers, Italian warehousemen,
28church decorators,
1431bootjack manufacturers, undertakers, silk
29mercers, lapidaries,
1432salesmasters, corkcutters, assessors of fire
30losses, dyers and cleaners,
1433export bottlers, fellmongers, ticketwriters,
31heraldic seal engravers,
1434horse repository hands, bullion brokers,
32cricket and archery
1435outfitters, riddlemakers, egg and potato factors,
33hosiers and glovers,
1436plumbing contractors.
⸢6After them march the guilds and
24trades and
1427trainbands withwith flying colours: coopers, bird
25dealers⧽

25dealers
fanciersfanciers

25dealers⧽

25dealers
fanciersfanciers
, millwrights,
1428newspaper canvassers, law
26scriveners, masseurs, vintners,
1429trussmakers, chimneysweeps, lard
27refiners, tabinet and poplin
1430weavers, farriers, Italian warehousemen,
28church decorators,
1431bootjack manufacturers, undertakers, silk
29mercers, lapidaries,
1432salesmasters, corkcutters, assessors of fire
30losses, dyers and cleaners,
1433export bottlers, fellmongers, ticketwriters,
31heraldic seal engravers,
1434horse repository hands, bullion brokers,
32cricket and archery
1435outfitters, riddlemakers, egg and potato factors,
33hosiers and glovers,
1436plumbing contractors.6⸣
After them⸢DthemD⸣ march
34gentle men of the
1437 bedchamber, Black Rod, Deputy Garter, Gold
35 Stick, the master of
1438 horse,
⸢CGold
35 Stick, the master of
1438 horse,C⸣
the lord great chamberlain, the earl
36marshal, the high
1439constable carrying the sword of state, saint
37Stephen's iron crown,
1440the chalice and bible⧼ ,⧽ ,. Four buglers on foot
1 blow a sennet. Beefeaters
1441reply, winding clarions of welcome.
⸢2Beefeaters
1441reply, winding clarions of welcome.2⸣

2Under an arch of triumph
1442Bloom appears, bareheaded, in a crimson
3velvet mantle trimmed
1443with ermine, bearing Saint Edward's staff,
4the orb and sceptre with
1444the dove  , the curtana. He is seated on a
5milkwhite horse with long
1445flowing crimson ⸢1[tail.]tail. tail, richly
6caparisoned, with golden headstall.
tail, richly
6caparisoned, with golden headstall.
1⸣
[tail.]tail. tail, richly
6caparisoned, with golden headstall.
tail, richly
6caparisoned, with golden headstall.
Wild
1446excitement. The ladies
7from their balconies throw down rosepetals.
1447The air is perfumed
8with essences. The men cheer. Bloom's boys
1448run amid the
9bystanders with branches of hawthorn and
1449wrenbushes.
⸢4Bloom's boys
1448run amid the
9bystanders with branches of hawthorn and
1449wrenbushes.4⸣
)

⸢4


1450
10
Bloom's Boys


1451
11
The wren, the wren,

1452
12
The king of all birds,

1453
13
Saint Stephen's his day⧼,⧽,

1454
14
Was caught in the furze.


1455
15
A Blacksmith


1456
16(murmurs)
For the honour of God!⸢6For the honour of God!6⸣ And is that Bloom? He scarcely
17looks
1457 ⸢D[thirty.]thirty.thirtyone.thirtyone. D⸣ [thirty.]thirty.thirtyone.thirtyone.


1458
18
A Pavior and Flagger


1459
19That's the famous Bloom now, the world's greatest reformer. Hats
20off!
⸢1Hats
20off!1⸣

⸢1


1460
21(All uncover their heads. Women whisper eagerly.⸢3Women whisper eagerly.3⸣ )

⸢3


1461
22
A Millionairess


1462
23( ⸢3[adoringly]adoringly ⧼enth⧽enth richly ⧼enth⧽enth richly 3⸣ [adoringly]adoringly ⧼enth⧽enth richly ⧼enth⧽enth richly )
Isn't he simply wonderful?


1463
24
A Noblewoman


1464
25(nobly)
All that man has seen!


1465
1
A Feminist


1466
2(masculinely)
And done!
1467

⸢C


3
A Bellhanger


1468
4A classic face! He has the forehead of a thinker.⸢2He has the forehead of a thinker.2⸣

⸢D


1469
5(Bloom's weather. A sunburst appears in the northwest*.)


1470
6
The Bishop of Down and Connor


1471
7I here present your undoubted ⸢2[emperor]emperor emperor‐president emperor‐president 2⸣ [emperor]emperor emperor‐president emperor‐president and ⸢2[king.]king.
8 ⸢6[king‐chairman.]king‐chairman. king‐chairman, the
1472 most serene and potent
9and very puissant ruler of this realm.
king‐chairman, the
1472 most serene and potent
9and very puissant ruler of this realm.
6⸣
[king‐chairman.]king‐chairman. king‐chairman, the
1472 most serene and potent
9and very puissant ruler of this realm.
king‐chairman, the
1472 most serene and potent
9and very puissant ruler of this realm.

8 ⸢6[king‐chairman.]king‐chairman. king‐chairman, the
1472 most serene and potent
9and very puissant ruler of this realm.
king‐chairman, the
1472 most serene and potent
9and very puissant ruler of this realm.
6⸣
[king‐chairman.]king‐chairman. king‐chairman, the
1472 most serene and potent
9and very puissant ruler of this realm.
king‐chairman, the
1472 most serene and potent
9and very puissant ruler of this realm.
2⸣
[king.]king.
8 ⸢6[king‐chairman.]king‐chairman. king‐chairman, the
1472 most serene and potent
9and very puissant ruler of this realm.
king‐chairman, the
1472 most serene and potent
9and very puissant ruler of this realm.
6⸣
[king‐chairman.]king‐chairman. king‐chairman, the
1472 most serene and potent
9and very puissant ruler of this realm.
king‐chairman, the
1472 most serene and potent
9and very puissant ruler of this realm.

8 ⸢6[king‐chairman.]king‐chairman. king‐chairman, the
1472 most serene and potent
9and very puissant ruler of this realm.
king‐chairman, the
1472 most serene and potent
9and very puissant ruler of this realm.
6⸣
[king‐chairman.]king‐chairman. king‐chairman, the
1472 most serene and potent
9and very puissant ruler of this realm.
king‐chairman, the
1472 most serene and potent
9and very puissant ruler of this realm.
God save
1473 [2King]King Leopold the
10First!


1474
11
All


1475
12God save [2King]King Leopold the First!

⸢6


1476
13
Bloom


1477
14(in dalmatic and purple mantle,⸢6in dalmatic and purple mantle,6⸣ to the bishop of Down and Connor,
15with
1478dignity)
Thanks, somewhat eminent sir.


1479
16
⸢C[The]TheWilliam,William, C⸣ [The]TheWilliam,William, Archbishop of Armagh


1480
17(in purple stock and shovel hat)
⸢D
1480
17(in purple stock and shovel hat)
D⸣
Will you to your power cause law and
1481
18mercy to be executed in all your judgments in Ireland and territories
1482
19thereunto belonging?


1483
20
Bloom


1484
21(placing his right hand on his testicles, swears)
So may the Creator deal
1485
22with me. All this I promise to do.


1486
1
⧼The Cardinal ⧽The Cardinal Michael, Archbishop of Armagh


1487
2(pours a ⧼cruce⧽cruce cruse of hairoil over Bloom's head)
⸢D[Be]Be Gaudium
3 magnum annuntio
1488 vobis. Habemus carneficem.
Leopold, Patrick, Andrew,
4David, George, be
Gaudium
3 magnum annuntio
1488 vobis. Habemus carneficem.
Leopold, Patrick, Andrew,
4David, George, be
D⸣
[Be]Be Gaudium
3 magnum annuntio
1488 vobis. Habemus carneficem.
Leopold, Patrick, Andrew,
4David, George, be
Gaudium
3 magnum annuntio
1488 vobis. Habemus carneficem.
Leopold, Patrick, Andrew,
4David, George, be

1489thou anointed!


1490
5(Bloom assumes a mantle of cloth of gold and puts on a ruby ring.
1491
6He ascends and stands on the stone of destiny.
⸢6
6He ascends and stands on the stone of destiny.6⸣
The representative
1492
7peers put on at the same time their twentyeight crowns. Joybells ring
1493
8in Christ church, Saint Patrick's, George's and gay Malahide.
1494
9Mirus bazaar fireworks go up from all sides with symbolical
1495 ⸢6[pyrotechnic]pyrotechnic
10 phallopyrotechnic

10 phallopyrotechnic
6⸣
[pyrotechnic]pyrotechnic
10 phallopyrotechnic

10 phallopyrotechnic
designs.
⸢1
9Mirus bazaar fireworks go up from all sides with symbolical
1495 ⸢6[pyrotechnic]pyrotechnic
10 phallopyrotechnic

10 phallopyrotechnic
6⸣
[pyrotechnic]pyrotechnic
10 phallopyrotechnic

10 phallopyrotechnic
designs.1⸣
The peers do homage,
11one by one,
1496 ⸢C[ approaching and] approaching and ⸢6[approaching*. ]approaching*. approaching
12and genuflecting.
approaching
12and genuflecting.
6⸣
[approaching*. ]approaching*. approaching
12and genuflecting.
approaching
12and genuflecting.
⸢6[approaching*. ]approaching*. approaching
12and genuflecting.
approaching
12and genuflecting.
6⸣
[approaching*. ]approaching*. approaching
12and genuflecting.
approaching
12and genuflecting.
C⸣
[ approaching and] approaching and ⸢6[approaching*. ]approaching*. approaching
12and genuflecting.
approaching
12and genuflecting.
6⸣
[approaching*. ]approaching*. approaching
12and genuflecting.
approaching
12and genuflecting.
⸢6[approaching*. ]approaching*. approaching
12and genuflecting.
approaching
12and genuflecting.
6⸣
[approaching*. ]approaching*. approaching
12and genuflecting.
approaching
12and genuflecting.
)


1497
13
The Peers


1498
14I do become your liege man of life and limb to earthly worship.


1499
15(Bloom holds up his right hand on which sparkles the Koh‐i‐Noor
1500
16diamond. His palfrey neighs.⸢4His palfrey neighs.4⸣ Immediate silence*. Wireless
1501
17intercontinental and interplanetary transmitters are set for reception
1502
18of message*.
⸢2Wireless
1501
17intercontinental and interplanetary transmitters are set for reception
1502
18of message*. 2⸣
)


1503
19
Bloom


1504
20My subjects! I⧽IWeWe I⧽IWeWe hereby nominate my⧽myourour my⧽myourour faithful charger
21 ⸢2[Henry]HenryCopula FelixCopula Felix 2⸣ [Henry]HenryCopula FelixCopula Felix
1505hereditary Grand Vizier and announce that we
22have this day repudiated
1506our former spouse and have bestowed our royal
23hand upon the princess
1507Selene, the splendour of night.
⸢1 I⧽IWeWe I⧽IWeWe hereby nominate my⧽myourour my⧽myourour faithful charger
21 ⸢2[Henry]HenryCopula FelixCopula Felix 2⸣ [Henry]HenryCopula FelixCopula Felix
1505hereditary Grand Vizier and announce that we
22have this day repudiated
1506our former spouse and have bestowed our royal
23hand upon the princess
1507Selene, the splendour of night.1⸣


1508
24( ⧼The former⧽The former The former morganatic⸢3morganatic3⸣ spouse of Bloom is
25 hastily removed in the
1509Black Maria. The princess Selene, in
26 moonblue robes, a silver
1510crescent on her head, descends from a
27 Sedan chair, borne by two
1511giants.
⸢1 ⧼The former⧽The former The former morganatic⸢3morganatic3⸣ spouse of Bloom is
25 hastily removed in the
1509Black Maria. The princess Selene, in
26 moonblue robes, a silver
1510crescent on her head, descends from a
27 Sedan chair, borne by two
1511giants. 1⸣
An outburst of cheering*.)


1512
28
John Howard Parnell


1513
29 (raises the royal standard) ⸢1 (raises the royal standard) 1⸣ Illustrious Bloom! Successor to my
30famous
1514brother!
⸢3Successor to my
30famous
1514brother!3⸣


1515
1
Bloom


1516
2 (embraces John Howard Parnell) ⸢D (embraces John Howard Parnell) D⸣ We thank you from our ⸢4[heart ]heart
3heart, John,

3heart, John,
4⸣
[heart ]heart
3heart, John,

3heart, John,
⸢Cfrom our ⸢4[heart ]heart
3heart, John,

3heart, John,
4⸣
[heart ]heart
3heart, John,

3heart, John,
C⸣
for
1517 this right royal ⸢D[welcome. ( he shows all that he is wearing green socks ) ]welcome. ( he shows all that he is wearing green socks ) welcome to green ⸢2[Erin.]Erin.
4Erin, the promised land of our common
1518ancestors.

4Erin, the promised land of our common
1518ancestors.
2⸣
[Erin.]Erin.
4Erin, the promised land of our common
1518ancestors.

4Erin, the promised land of our common
1518ancestors.
welcome to green ⸢2[Erin.]Erin.
4Erin, the promised land of our common
1518ancestors.

4Erin, the promised land of our common
1518ancestors.
2⸣
[Erin.]Erin.
4Erin, the promised land of our common
1518ancestors.

4Erin, the promised land of our common
1518ancestors.
D⸣
[welcome. ( he shows all that he is wearing green socks ) ]welcome. ( he shows all that he is wearing green socks ) welcome to green ⸢2[Erin.]Erin.
4Erin, the promised land of our common
1518ancestors.

4Erin, the promised land of our common
1518ancestors.
2⸣
[Erin.]Erin.
4Erin, the promised land of our common
1518ancestors.

4Erin, the promised land of our common
1518ancestors.
welcome to green ⸢2[Erin.]Erin.
4Erin, the promised land of our common
1518ancestors.

4Erin, the promised land of our common
1518ancestors.
2⸣
[Erin.]Erin.
4Erin, the promised land of our common
1518ancestors.

4Erin, the promised land of our common
1518ancestors.

⸢2


1519
5 (The freedom of the city is presented to him embodied in a
6 charter.
1520The keys of Dublin, crossed on a crimson cushion, are
7given to him.
1521 *H⧼h⧽e shows all that he is wearing green socks *.)


1522
8
Tom Kernan


1523
9You deserve ⸢6[it.]it.it, your honour.it, your honour. 6⸣ [it.]it.it, your honour.it, your honour.


1524
10
Bloom


1525
11On this day twenty years ago we overcame the hereditary ⸢D[enemy.]enemy.
12enemy at
1526Ladysmith.

12enemy at
1526Ladysmith.
D⸣
[enemy.]enemy.
12enemy at
1526Ladysmith.

12enemy at
1526Ladysmith.
Our howitzers and camel swivel guns played on ⸢C[
13the enemy]

13the enemy
his lineshis lines C⸣
[
13the enemy]

13the enemy
his lineshis lines
with
1527telling effect. Half a league onward! They
14charge! All is lost now! Do we
1528yield? No! We drive them headlong! Lo! We
15charge!
⸢DHalf a league onward! They
14charge! All is lost now! Do we
1528yield? No! We drive them headlong! Lo! We
15charge!D⸣
Deploying to the left
1529our light horse swept across the heights of
16Plevna and, uttering their warcry
1530Bonafide Sabaoth
, sabred the Saracen
17gunners to a man.

⸢6


1531
18
The Chapel of Freeman Typesetters


1532
19Hear! Hear!


1533
20
John Wyse Nolan


1534
21There's the man that ⸢6[got]got ⸢7[spirited]spiritedgotgot 7⸣ [spirited]spiritedgotgot ⸢7[spirited]spiritedgotgot 7⸣ [spirited]spiritedgotgot 6⸣ [got]got ⸢7[spirited]spiritedgotgot 7⸣ [spirited]spiritedgotgot ⸢7[spirited]spiritedgotgot 7⸣ [spirited]spiritedgotgot away James Stephens.

⸢C


1535
22
A Bluecoat Schoolboy


1536
23Bravo!


1537
1
An Old Resident


1538
2 Bravo!⧽Bravo! You're a credit to your country, sir, that's what you are.


1539
3
An Applewoman


1540
4He's a man like Ireland wants.


1541
5
Bloom


1542
6My beloved subjects, a new era is about to dawn. I, Bloom, tell you verily
7it
1543is even now at hand. Yea, on the word of a Bloom, ye shall ere long enter
1544
8into the golden city which is to be, the new ⸢D[Bloomusalem.]Bloomusalem.Bloomusalem
9in the Nova
1545Hibernia of the future.
Bloomusalem
9in the Nova
1545Hibernia of the future.
D⸣
[Bloomusalem.]Bloomusalem.Bloomusalem
9in the Nova
1545Hibernia of the future.
Bloomusalem
9in the Nova
1545Hibernia of the future.


1546
10( Thirtytwo ⸢3[workmen]workmen workmen, wearing rosettes, workmen, wearing rosettes, 3⸣ [workmen]workmen workmen, wearing rosettes, workmen, wearing rosettes, from all
11the counties of
1547Ireland, under the guidance of Derwan the builder,
12construct the
1548new Bloomusalem. It is a colossal ⸢3[edifice,]edifice, edifice
13with crystal roof,
edifice
13with crystal roof,
3⸣
[edifice,]edifice, edifice
13with crystal roof,
edifice
13with crystal roof,
built in
1549the shape of a huge pork kidney,
14containing forty thousand rooms.
1550In the course of its extension
15several buildings and monuments are
1551demolished. Government
16offices are temporarily transferred to
1552railway sheds. All the⧽All the
17Numerous

17Numerous
All the⧽All the
17Numerous

17Numerous
houses are razed to the ground. The
1553inhabitants are
18lodged in barrels and boxes, all marked in red with
1554 the letters:
with
1554 the letters:

19L. B.
⸢1Thirtytwo ⸢3[workmen]workmen workmen, wearing rosettes, workmen, wearing rosettes, 3⸣ [workmen]workmen workmen, wearing rosettes, workmen, wearing rosettes, from all
11the counties of
1547Ireland, under the guidance of Derwan the builder,
12construct the
1548new Bloomusalem. It is a colossal ⸢3[edifice,]edifice, edifice
13with crystal roof,
edifice
13with crystal roof,
3⸣
[edifice,]edifice, edifice
13with crystal roof,
edifice
13with crystal roof,
built in
1549the shape of a huge pork kidney,
14containing forty thousand rooms.
1550In the course of its extension
15several buildings and monuments are
1551demolished. Government
16offices are temporarily transferred to
1552railway sheds. All the⧽All the
17Numerous

17Numerous
All the⧽All the
17Numerous

17Numerous
houses are razed to the ground. The
1553inhabitants are
18lodged in barrels and boxes, all marked in red with
1554 the letters:
with
1554 the letters:

19L. B. 1⸣
Several paupers fall from a ladder.⸢2Several paupers fall from a ladder.2⸣ ⸢C[Part]PartA part A part C⸣ [Part]PartA part A part of
20the
1555walls of Dublin, crowded with loyal sightseers, collapses*.)


1556
21
The Sightseers


1557
22(dying)
Morituri te salutant. (they die)


1558
23(A man in a brown macintosh springs up through a trapdoor. He
1559
24points an elongated finger at Bloom*.)


1560
25
The Man in the Macintosh


1561
26Don't you believe a word he says. That man is Leopold M‘Intosh, the
1562
27notorious fireraiser. His real name is Higgins.


1563
1
Bloom


1564
2Shoot him! Dog of a christian! So much for ⸢6[Macintosh!]Macintosh!M‘Intosh!M‘Intosh! 6⸣ [Macintosh!]Macintosh!M‘Intosh!M‘Intosh! ⸢DSo much for ⸢6[Macintosh!]Macintosh!M‘Intosh!M‘Intosh! 6⸣ [Macintosh!]Macintosh!M‘Intosh!M‘Intosh! D⸣


1565
3(A cannonshot. The ⸢1[Man]Manmanman 1⸣ [Man]Manmanman in the ⸢D[M‘Intosh]M‘Intosh
4macintosh

4macintosh
D⸣
[M‘Intosh]M‘Intosh
4macintosh

4macintosh
disappears. Bloom with
1566his sceptre strikes down
5poppies. The instantaneous deaths of many
1567powerful
6enemies , graziers, members of parliament, members of
1568 standing
7 committees,
, graziers, members of parliament, members of
1568 standing
7 committees,
are reported.
⸢3Bloom with
1566his sceptre strikes down
5poppies. The instantaneous deaths of many
1567powerful
6enemies , graziers, members of parliament, members of
1568 standing
7 committees,
, graziers, members of parliament, members of
1568 standing
7 committees,
are reported.3⸣
Bloom's bodyguard distribute
1569Maundy
8money, commemoration medals, loaves and fishes,
1570 ⧼ b⧽ b temperance
9badges, expensive Henry Clay cigars, free cowbones for
1571soup,
10rubber ⸢4[preservatives,]preservatives, preservatives in sealedsealed envelopes tied
11with gold thread,
preservatives in sealedsealed envelopes tied
11with gold thread,
4⸣
[preservatives,]preservatives, preservatives in sealedsealed envelopes tied
11with gold thread,
preservatives in sealedsealed envelopes tied
11with gold thread,

1572butter scotch, pineapple ⧼rocks⧽rocks rock, billets
12 doux
in the form of cocked
1573hats, readymade suits, porringers of
13toad in the hole, bottles of
1574Jeyes' Fluid,
⸢1expensive Henry Clay cigars, free cowbones for
1571soup,
10rubber ⸢4[preservatives,]preservatives, preservatives in sealedsealed envelopes tied
11with gold thread,
preservatives in sealedsealed envelopes tied
11with gold thread,
4⸣
[preservatives,]preservatives, preservatives in sealedsealed envelopes tied
11with gold thread,
preservatives in sealedsealed envelopes tied
11with gold thread,

1572butter scotch, pineapple ⧼rocks⧽rocks rock, billets
12 doux
in the form of cocked
1573hats, readymade suits, porringers of
13toad in the hole, bottles of
1574Jeyes' Fluid,1⸣
purchase stamps, 40
14days' indulgences, spurious coins,
1575dairyfed pork ⧼sauc⧽sauc sausages,
⸢240
14days' indulgences, spurious coins,
1575dairyfed pork ⧼sauc⧽sauc sausages,2⸣

15theatre passes, season tickets available for
1576all ⸢D[lines,]lines, tramlines, tramlines, D⸣ [lines,]lines, tramlines, tramlines,
16coupons of the royal and privileged Hungarian
1577lottery, penny
17dinner ⸢2[counters.]counters.counters, cheap reprints of the World's Twelve
1578 ⸢6[Greatest]Greatest
18 Worst

18 Worst
6⸣
[Greatest]Greatest
18 Worst

18 Worst
Books: Froggy and Fritz (politic), Care of the
19Baby
1579(infantilic), 50 Meals for 7/6 (culinic), Was Jesus a Sun Myth?
1580
20(historic), Expel That Pain (medic), Infant's Compendium of the
1581
21Universe (cosmic), Let's All Chortle (hilaric), ⧼The⧽The Canvasser's
22Vade
1582Mecum (journalic), Loveletters of Mother Assistant (erotic),
23Who's
1583Who in Space (astric), Songs that Reached Our Heart
24(melodic),
1584Pennywise's Way to Wealth (parsimonic).
counters, cheap reprints of the World's Twelve
1578 ⸢6[Greatest]Greatest
18 Worst

18 Worst
6⸣
[Greatest]Greatest
18 Worst

18 Worst
Books: Froggy and Fritz (politic), Care of the
19Baby
1579(infantilic), 50 Meals for 7/6 (culinic), Was Jesus a Sun Myth?
1580
20(historic), Expel That Pain (medic), Infant's Compendium of the
1581
21Universe (cosmic), Let's All Chortle (hilaric), ⧼The⧽The Canvasser's
22Vade
1582Mecum (journalic), Loveletters of Mother Assistant (erotic),
23Who's
1583Who in Space (astric), Songs that Reached Our Heart
24(melodic),
1584Pennywise's Way to Wealth (parsimonic).
2⸣
[counters.]counters.counters, cheap reprints of the World's Twelve
1578 ⸢6[Greatest]Greatest
18 Worst

18 Worst
6⸣
[Greatest]Greatest
18 Worst

18 Worst
Books: Froggy and Fritz (politic), Care of the
19Baby
1579(infantilic), 50 Meals for 7/6 (culinic), Was Jesus a Sun Myth?
1580
20(historic), Expel That Pain (medic), Infant's Compendium of the
1581
21Universe (cosmic), Let's All Chortle (hilaric), ⧼The⧽The Canvasser's
22Vade
1582Mecum (journalic), Loveletters of Mother Assistant (erotic),
23Who's
1583Who in Space (astric), Songs that Reached Our Heart
24(melodic),
1584Pennywise's Way to Wealth (parsimonic).
counters, cheap reprints of the World's Twelve
1578 ⸢6[Greatest]Greatest
18 Worst

18 Worst
6⸣
[Greatest]Greatest
18 Worst

18 Worst
Books: Froggy and Fritz (politic), Care of the
19Baby
1579(infantilic), 50 Meals for 7/6 (culinic), Was Jesus a Sun Myth?
1580
20(historic), Expel That Pain (medic), Infant's Compendium of the
1581
21Universe (cosmic), Let's All Chortle (hilaric), ⧼The⧽The Canvasser's
22Vade
1582Mecum (journalic), Loveletters of Mother Assistant (erotic),
23Who's
1583Who in Space (astric), Songs that Reached Our Heart
24(melodic),
1584Pennywise's Way to Wealth (parsimonic).
A general
25rush and
1585scramble. Women press forward to touch the hem of
26Bloom's robe.
1586The lady Gwendolen Dubedat bursts through the
27throng, leaps on
1587his horse and kisses him on both cheeks amid great
28acclamation. A
1588 magnesium flashlight photograph is taken.
⸢CA
1588 magnesium flashlight photograph is taken.C⸣
Babes
29and sucklings are
1589held up. )


1590
30
The Women


1591
31Little father! Little father!


1592
1
The Babes and Sucklings


1593
2
Clap clap hands till Poldy comes home,

1594
3
Cakes in his pocket for Leo alone.


1595
4(Bloom, bending down, pokes Baby Boardman gently in the
1596
5stomach*.)


1597
6
Baby Boardman


1598
7(hiccups, curdled milk flowing from his mouth)
Hajajaja.

⸢1


1599
8
Bloom


1600
9(shaking hands with a blind stripling*⧼.⧽)
My more than⸢1My more than1⸣ Brother!
10(placing his
1601 arms round the shoulders of an old couple*⧼.⧽)
Dear old
11friends! (he plays
1602 pussy fourcorners with ragged boys and girls*⧼.⧽)

12Beep!⧽

12Beep!
Peep! Bopeep! (he wheels
1603twins in a perambulator)
Ticktacktwo
13wouldyousetashoe? (he performs
1604 juggler's tricks, draws red, orange,
14 yellow,yellow, green, blue, indigo and violet
1605 silk handkerchiefs from his mouth)

15Roygbiv. 32 feet per second.
⸢6 (he performs
1604 juggler's tricks, draws red, orange,
14 yellow,yellow, green, blue, indigo and violet
1605 silk handkerchiefs from his mouth)

15Roygbiv. 32 feet per second.6⸣
(he
1606 consoles a widow)
Absence makes the
16heart grow younger. (he dances the
1607 sailor's hornpipe⧽sailor's hornpipeHighland fling
17 with grotesque antics
Highland fling
17 with grotesque antics
sailor's hornpipe⧽sailor's hornpipeHighland fling
17 with grotesque antics
Highland fling
17 with grotesque antics
)
Leg it, ye devils! (he kisses the
1608 bedsores of a palsied
18 veteran)
Honourable wounds! (he trips up a fat
1609 policeman)
U. p: up.
19U. p: up.
⸢3 (he wheels
1603twins in a perambulator)
Ticktacktwo
13wouldyousetashoe? (he performs
1604 juggler's tricks, draws red, orange,
14 yellow,yellow, green, blue, indigo and violet
1605 silk handkerchiefs from his mouth)

15Roygbiv. 32 feet per second.
⸢6 (he performs
1604 juggler's tricks, draws red, orange,
14 yellow,yellow, green, blue, indigo and violet
1605 silk handkerchiefs from his mouth)

15Roygbiv. 32 feet per second.6⸣
(he
1606 consoles a widow)
Absence makes the
16heart grow younger. (he dances the
1607 sailor's hornpipe⧽sailor's hornpipeHighland fling
17 with grotesque antics
Highland fling
17 with grotesque antics
sailor's hornpipe⧽sailor's hornpipeHighland fling
17 with grotesque antics
Highland fling
17 with grotesque antics
)
Leg it, ye devils! (he kisses the
1608 bedsores of a palsied
18 veteran)
Honourable wounds! (he trips up a fat
1609 policeman)
U. p: up.
19U. p: up.3⸣
(he whispers in the ear of a blushing
1610 waitress and laughs
20 kindly)
Ah, ⸢6[I know!]I know!naughty, naughty!naughty, naughty! 6⸣ [I know!]I know!naughty, naughty!naughty, naughty! (he eats a raw turnip
1611 offered
21 him by Maurice Butterly, farmer)
Fine! Splendid! (he refuses to
1612 accept
22 three shillings offered ⧼to⧽to him by Joseph Hynes, journalist)
My dear
1613
23fellow, not at all! (he gives his coat to a beggar) Please accept. (he takes
1614
24 part in a stomach race with elderly male and female cripples)
Come on,
1615
25boys! Wriggle it, girls!
⸢2 (he whispers in the ear of a blushing
1610 waitress and laughs
20 kindly)
Ah, ⸢6[I know!]I know!naughty, naughty!naughty, naughty! 6⸣ [I know!]I know!naughty, naughty!naughty, naughty! (he eats a raw turnip
1611 offered
21 him by Maurice Butterly, farmer)
Fine! Splendid! (he refuses to
1612 accept
22 three shillings offered ⧼to⧽to him by Joseph Hynes, journalist)
My dear
1613
23fellow, not at all! (he gives his coat to a beggar) Please accept. (he takes
1614
24 part in a stomach race with elderly male and female cripples)
Come on,
1615
25boys! Wriggle it, girls!2⸣


1616
26
The Citizen


1617
27( *c⧼C⧽hoked with emotion,⸢6 *c⧼C⧽hoked with emotion,6⸣ brushes aside a ⸢D[tear,]tear,tear in his emerald
28 ⸢6[muffler,]muffler,mufflermuffler 6⸣ [muffler,]muffler,mufflermuffler
tear in his emerald
28 ⸢6[muffler,]muffler,mufflermuffler 6⸣ [muffler,]muffler,mufflermuffler
D⸣
[tear,]tear,tear in his emerald
28 ⸢6[muffler,]muffler,mufflermuffler 6⸣ [muffler,]muffler,mufflermuffler
tear in his emerald
28 ⸢6[muffler,]muffler,mufflermuffler 6⸣ [muffler,]muffler,mufflermuffler
[6choked with emotion]choked with emotion)
May the
1618 good God bless
29him!


1619
1(The ⸢2[bugles]bugles rams' horns rams' horns 2⸣ [bugles]bugles rams' horns rams' horns sound for silence*. The standard
2of Zion is
1620hoisted.
⸢3The standard
2of Zion is
1620hoisted.3⸣
)


1621
3
Bloom


1622
4(uncloaks impressively, revealing obesity,⸢Drevealing obesity,D⸣ unrolls a paper and reads
1623
5solemnly)
Aleph Beth Ghimel Daleth Hagadah Tephilim Kosher Yom
1624
6Kippur Hanukah Roschaschana Beni Brith Bar Mitzvah Mazzoth
1625
7Askenazim ⸢D[Mezuzah]MezuzahMeshuggahMeshuggah D⸣ [Mezuzah]MezuzahMeshuggahMeshuggah Talith.


1626
8(An official translation is read by Jimmy Henry, assistant town
1627
9clerk*.)

⸢D


1628
10
Jimmy Henry


1629
11The Court of Conscience is now open. His Most Catholic Majesty will
12now
1630administer open air justice. Free medical and legal advice, solution of
1631
13doubles and other problems.
⸢1Free medical and legal advice, solution of
1631
13doubles and other problems.1⸣
All cordially invited. Given at this our loyal
1632
14city of Dublin in the year 1 of the Paradisiacal Era.
⸢2Given at this our loyal
1632
14city of Dublin in the year 1 of the Paradisiacal Era.2⸣


1633
15
Paddy Leonard


1634
16What am I to do⸢CdoC⸣ about my rates and taxes?


1635
17
Bloom


1636
18Pay ⸢1[them.]them.them, my friend.them, my friend. 1⸣ [them.]them.them, my friend.them, my friend.


1637
19
Paddy Leonard


1638
20 ⸢C[Thanks.]Thanks.Thank you.Thank you. C⸣ [Thanks.]Thanks.Thank you.Thank you.


1639
21
Nosey Flynn


1640
22Can I raise a mortgage on my fire insurance?


1641
1
Bloom


1642
2 (obdurately) ⸢D (obdurately) D⸣ Sirs, take notice that by the law of torts⸢3by the law of torts3⸣ you are bound
3over
1643in your own recognisances for six months in the sum of five pounds.

⸢1


1644
4
J. J. O'Molloy


1645
5A Daniel did I say? Nay! A Peter O'Brien!


1646
6
Nosey Flynn


1647
7Where do I draw the five pounds?

⸢1


1648
8
Pisser Burke


1649
9For bladder trouble?


1650
10
Bloom


1651
11 Acid. nit. hydrochlor. dil., 20 minims


1652
12 Tinct. mix. vom., 5 minims


1653
13 Extr. taraxel. liq., 30 minims.


1654
14 Aq. dis. ter in die.

⸢D


1655
15
Chris Callinan


1656
16What is the parallax of the subsolar ecliptic of Aldebaran?


1657
17
Bloom


1658
18 Pleased to hear from you, Chris.⸢3Pleased to hear from you, Chris.3⸣ K. 11.


1659
19
Joe Hynes


1660
20Why aren't you in uniform?


1661
1
Bloom


1662
2When my progenitor of sainted memory wore the uniform of the Austrian
1663
3despot in a dank prison where was yours?

⸢1


1664
4
Ben Dollard


1665
5Pansies?


1666
6
Bloom


1667
7Embellish (beautify)⸢7(beautify)7⸣ suburban gardens.


1668
8
Ben Dollard


1669
9When twins arrive?


1670
10
Bloom


1671
11Father (pater, dad)⸢7(pater, dad)7⸣ starts thinking.


1672
12
Larry O'Rourke


1673
13 ⸢1[A sevenday]A sevenday An eightday An eightday 1⸣ [A sevenday]A sevenday An eightday An eightday licence for my new premises. You
14remember me, sir Leo, when
1674you were in number seven. I'm sending around
15a dozen of stout for the
1675missus.


1676
16
Bloom


1677
17(coldly)
You have the advantage of me. Lady Bloom accepts no
18presents.

⸢1


1678
19
⸢1[Joe Cuffe]Joe CuffeCroftonCrofton 1⸣ [Joe Cuffe]Joe CuffeCroftonCrofton


1679
20This is indeed a festivity.


1680
1
Bloom


1681
2(solemnly)
You call it a festivity. I call it a sacrament.


1682
3
Alexander Keyes


1683
4When will we have our own house of keys?


1684
5
Bloom


1685
6I stand for the reform of municipal morals and the plain ten
1686
7commandments. New worlds for old.⸢2New worlds for old.2⸣ Union of all, jew, moslem and
8gentile.
⸢4Union of all, jew, moslem and
8gentile.4⸣

1687Three acres and a cow for ⸢3[all.]all.all children of nature.all children of nature. 3⸣ [all.]all.all children of nature.all children of nature. Saloon
9motor hearses.
1688 Compulsory manual labour for all. All parks open to the⸢6the6⸣
10public day and
1689night.
⸢2Compulsory manual labour for all. All parks open to the⸢6the6⸣
10public day and
1689night.2⸣
Electric dishscrubbers.
⸢1Saloon
9motor hearses.
1688 Compulsory manual labour for all. All parks open to the⸢6the6⸣
10public day and
1689night.
⸢2Compulsory manual labour for all. All parks open to the⸢6the6⸣
10public day and
1689night.2⸣
Electric dishscrubbers.1⸣
Tuberculosis, lunacy, war
11and mendicancy
1690must now cease. General amnesty, weekly ⸢4[carnival,]carnival,
12 carnival with masked licence,

12 carnival with masked licence,
4⸣
[carnival,]carnival,
12 carnival with masked licence,

12 carnival with masked licence,
⸢2weekly ⸢4[carnival,]carnival,
12 carnival with masked licence,

12 carnival with masked licence,
4⸣
[carnival,]carnival,
12 carnival with masked licence,

12 carnival with masked licence,
2⸣

1691 bonuses for all,⸢1bonuses for all,1⸣ esperanto the universal
13language with universal
1692brotherhood. No more patriotism of barspongers
14and dropsical impostors.
1693Free money, free rent, free love and a free lay
15church in a free lay state.


1694
16
O'Madden Burke


1695
17Free fox in a free henroost.

⸢1


1696
18
Davy Byrne


1697
19(yawning)
Iiiiiiiiiaaaaaaach!


1698
20
Bloom


1699
21Mixed races and mixed marriage.


1700
22
Lenehan


1701
23What about mixed bathing?

⸢C


1702
24(Bloom explains to those near him his schemes for social
1703
25regeneration. All agree with him. The keeper of the Kildare street
1704
26museum appears, dragging a lorry on which are the shaking statues
1705
27of several naked goddesses, Venus Callipyge, Venus Pandemos,
1706
1Venus Metempsychosis, and plaster figures, also naked, representing
1707
2the new nine muses, Commerce, Operatic Music, Amor, Publicity,
1708
3Manufacture, Liberty of Speech, Plural Voting, Gastronomy,
1709
4Private Hygiene, Seaside⸢DSeasideD⸣ Concert Entertainments, Painless⸢1Painless1⸣
1710
5Obstetrics and Astronomy for the People*.)


1711
6
Father Farley


1712
7He is an episcopalian,⸢Dan episcopalian,D⸣ an ⸢1[agnostic]agnosticagnostic, an anythingarianagnostic, an anythingarian 1⸣ [agnostic]agnosticagnostic, an anythingarianagnostic, an anythingarian
8seeking to overthrow
1713our holy faith.

⸢3


1714
9
Mrs Riordan


1715
10(tears up her will)
I'm disappointed in you! You bad man!


1716
11
Mother Grogan


1717
12(removes her boot to throw it at Bloom)
You beast! You abominable
1718
13person!
⸢3You abominable
1718
13person!3⸣

⸢D


1719
14
Nosey Flynn


1720
15Give us a ⸢6[song,]song,tune,tune, 6⸣ [song,]song,tune,tune, Bloom. One of the old ⸢6[ones.]ones.sweet songs.sweet songs. 6⸣ [ones.]ones.sweet songs.sweet songs.


1721
16
Bloom


1722
17 *(with rollicking humour)


1723
18
I vowed that I never would leave her,

1724
19
She turned out a cruel deceiver.

1725
20
With my tooraloom tooraloom tooraloom tooraloom.

⸢1


1726
21
Hoppy Holohan


1727
22Good old Bloom! There's nobody like him after all.


1728
1
Paddy Leonard


1729
2Stage Irishman!


1730
3
Bloom


1731
4What railway opera is like a tramline in Gibraltar? The Rows of
5 Casteele.


1732
6 (Laughter*. )


1733
7
Lenehan


1734
8Plagiarist! Down with Bloom!


1735
9
⧼Alexander⧽Alexander ⸢C[A]ATheThe C⸣ [A]ATheThe Veiled Sibyl


1736
10 (enthusiastically)
I'm a ⸢1[Bloomite.]Bloomite.Bloomite and I glory in it.Bloomite and I glory in it. 1⸣ [Bloomite.]Bloomite.Bloomite and I glory in it.Bloomite and I glory in it. I believe
11in him in spite
1737of all.
⸢CI believe
11in him in spite
1737of all.C⸣
I'd give my life for him, the funniest man on earth.

⸢1


1738
12
Bloom


1739
13(winks at the bystanders)
I bet she's a bonny lassie.


1740
14
Theodore Purefoy


1741
15 (in fishingcap and oilskin jacket) ⸢6 (in fishingcap and oilskin jacket) 6⸣ He employs a mechanical device to
1742
16frustrate the sacred⸢1sacred1⸣ ends of nature.


1743
17
The Veiled Sibyl


1744
18(stabs herself)
My hero god! (she dies)


1745
19(Many most attractive and⸢1most attractive and1⸣ enthusiastic women also commit
20suicide
1746 by stabbing, drowning, ⸢1[poison,]poison,drinking prussic acid,
21aconite, arsenic,
drinking prussic acid,
21aconite, arsenic,
1⸣
[poison,]poison,drinking prussic acid,
21aconite, arsenic,
drinking prussic acid,
21aconite, arsenic,

1747opening their veins, refusing food, casting
22themselves under
1748steamrollers, from the top of Nelson's Pillar, into
23the great vat of
1749Guinness's brewery, asphyxiating themselves by
24placing their heads
1750in gasovens, hanging themselves in stylish
25 garters,
⸢1casting
22themselves under
1748steamrollers, from the top of Nelson's Pillar, into
23the great vat of
1749Guinness's brewery, asphyxiating themselves by
24placing their heads
1750in gasovens, hanging themselves in stylish
25 garters, 1⸣
leaping from
1751windows of different storeys*.)


1752
1
Alexander J Dowie


1753
2(violently)
⸢1[Fellowchristians,]Fellowchristians,Fellowchristians and antiBloomites, Fellowchristians and antiBloomites, 1⸣ [Fellowchristians,]Fellowchristians,Fellowchristians and antiBloomites, Fellowchristians and antiBloomites, the
3man called Bloom is
1754from the roots of hell, a disgrace to christian men. A
4fiendish libertine from
1755his earliest years this stinking goat of Mendes gave
5precocious signs of
1756infantile debauchery, recalling the cities of the plain,
6with a dissolute
1757granddam. ⸢D[He]HeThis vile⸢6vile6⸣ ⸢3[hypocrite]hypocritehypocrite,
7bronzed with infamy,
hypocrite,
7bronzed with infamy,
3⸣
[hypocrite]hypocritehypocrite,
7bronzed with infamy,
hypocrite,
7bronzed with infamy,
This vile⸢6vile6⸣ ⸢3[hypocrite]hypocritehypocrite,
7bronzed with infamy,
hypocrite,
7bronzed with infamy,
3⸣
[hypocrite]hypocritehypocrite,
7bronzed with infamy,
hypocrite,
7bronzed with infamy,
D⸣
[He]HeThis vile⸢6vile6⸣ ⸢3[hypocrite]hypocritehypocrite,
7bronzed with infamy,
hypocrite,
7bronzed with infamy,
3⸣
[hypocrite]hypocritehypocrite,
7bronzed with infamy,
hypocrite,
7bronzed with infamy,
This vile⸢6vile6⸣ ⸢3[hypocrite]hypocritehypocrite,
7bronzed with infamy,
hypocrite,
7bronzed with infamy,
3⸣
[hypocrite]hypocritehypocrite,
7bronzed with infamy,
hypocrite,
7bronzed with infamy,
is the white bull
1758mentioned in the Apocalypse. A
8worshipper of the Scarlet ⸢1[Woman.]Woman.Woman,Woman, 1⸣ [Woman.]Woman.Woman,Woman,
⸢DA
8worshipper of the Scarlet ⸢1[Woman.]Woman.Woman,Woman, 1⸣ [Woman.]Woman.Woman,Woman, D⸣
⸢1[Intrigue]Intrigueintrigueintrigue 1⸣ [Intrigue]Intrigueintrigueintrigue
1759is the
9very breath of his nostrils. The stake faggots and the caldron of
1760boiling oil
10are for him. Caliban!⸢3Caliban!3⸣


1761
11
The Mob


1762
12Lynch him! Roast him! He's as bad as Parnell was.⸢3He's as bad as Parnell was.3⸣ Mr Fox!⸢6Mr Fox!6⸣


1763
13(Mother Grogan throws her boot at Bloom. Several shopkeepers
1764
14from upper and lower Dorset street throw objects of little or⸢Clittle orC⸣ no
1765
15commercial value, hambones, condensed milk tins, unsaleable
1766
16cabbage, stale bread, sheep's tails, odd pieces of fat*.)


1767
17
Bloom


1768
18(excitedly)
This is midsummer madness, some ghastly joke again. By
1769
19heaven, I am ⸢3[guiltless!]guiltless!guiltless as the unsunned snow! It was my brother
20Henry. He
1770is my double. He lives in number 2 Dolphin's Barn.
guiltless as the unsunned snow! It was my brother
20Henry. He
1770is my double. He lives in number 2 Dolphin's Barn.
3⸣
[guiltless!]guiltless!guiltless as the unsunned snow! It was my brother
20Henry. He
1770is my double. He lives in number 2 Dolphin's Barn.
guiltless as the unsunned snow! It was my brother
20Henry. He
1770is my double. He lives in number 2 Dolphin's Barn.
⸢1By
1769
19heaven, I am ⸢3[guiltless!]guiltless!guiltless as the unsunned snow! It was my brother
20Henry. He
1770is my double. He lives in number 2 Dolphin's Barn.
guiltless as the unsunned snow! It was my brother
20Henry. He
1770is my double. He lives in number 2 Dolphin's Barn.
3⸣
[guiltless!]guiltless!guiltless as the unsunned snow! It was my brother
20Henry. He
1770is my double. He lives in number 2 Dolphin's Barn.
guiltless as the unsunned snow! It was my brother
20Henry. He
1770is my double. He lives in number 2 Dolphin's Barn.
1⸣
Slander,
21the viper, has
1771wrongfully accused me. Fellow countrymen, sgeul i mbarr
22 bata coisde gan
1772capall
. I call on my old ⸢6[friend]friendfriend,friend, 6⸣ [friend]friendfriend,friend, Dr Malachi ⸢(D)[Mulligan]Mulligan
23 Mulligan, sex specialist,

23 Mulligan, sex specialist,
(D)⸣
[Mulligan]Mulligan
23 Mulligan, sex specialist,

23 Mulligan, sex specialist,
to give
1773medical testimony on my
24behalf.


1774
25
Dr Mulligan


1775
26(in motor jerkin, green motorgoggles on his brow)
Dr Bloom is
27bisexually
1776abnormal. He has recently escaped from Dr Eustace's private
28asylum for
1777demented gentlemen. Born out of bedlock hereditary epilepsy is
29present, the
1778consequence of unbridled lust. Traces of elephantiasis have
30been discovered
1779among his ascendants. There are marked symptoms of
31chronic
1780exhibitionism. Ambidexterity ⸢1[and bisexuality are]and bisexuality areisis 1⸣ [and bisexuality are]and bisexuality areisis also
32latent. He is prematurely ⸢1[bald]bald ⸢3[bald,]bald,bald from
1781selfabuse, perversely
1 idealistic in consequence,
bald from
1781selfabuse, perversely
1 idealistic in consequence,
3⸣
[bald,]bald,bald from
1781selfabuse, perversely
1 idealistic in consequence,
bald from
1781selfabuse, perversely
1 idealistic in consequence,
a reformed rake,
⸢3[bald,]bald,bald from
1781selfabuse, perversely
1 idealistic in consequence,
bald from
1781selfabuse, perversely
1 idealistic in consequence,
3⸣
[bald,]bald,bald from
1781selfabuse, perversely
1 idealistic in consequence,
bald from
1781selfabuse, perversely
1 idealistic in consequence,
a reformed rake,
1⸣
[bald]bald ⸢3[bald,]bald,bald from
1781selfabuse, perversely
1 idealistic in consequence,
bald from
1781selfabuse, perversely
1 idealistic in consequence,
3⸣
[bald,]bald,bald from
1781selfabuse, perversely
1 idealistic in consequence,
bald from
1781selfabuse, perversely
1 idealistic in consequence,
a reformed rake,
⸢3[bald,]bald,bald from
1781selfabuse, perversely
1 idealistic in consequence,
bald from
1781selfabuse, perversely
1 idealistic in consequence,
3⸣
[bald,]bald,bald from
1781selfabuse, perversely
1 idealistic in consequence,
bald from
1781selfabuse, perversely
1 idealistic in consequence,
a reformed rake,
and has
1782metal teeth.
⸢(D)Ambidexterity ⸢1[and bisexuality are]and bisexuality areisis 1⸣ [and bisexuality are]and bisexuality areisis also
32latent. He is prematurely ⸢1[bald]bald ⸢3[bald,]bald,bald from
1781selfabuse, perversely
1 idealistic in consequence,
bald from
1781selfabuse, perversely
1 idealistic in consequence,
3⸣
[bald,]bald,bald from
1781selfabuse, perversely
1 idealistic in consequence,
bald from
1781selfabuse, perversely
1 idealistic in consequence,
a reformed rake,
⸢3[bald,]bald,bald from
1781selfabuse, perversely
1 idealistic in consequence,
bald from
1781selfabuse, perversely
1 idealistic in consequence,
3⸣
[bald,]bald,bald from
1781selfabuse, perversely
1 idealistic in consequence,
bald from
1781selfabuse, perversely
1 idealistic in consequence,
a reformed rake,
1⸣
[bald]bald ⸢3[bald,]bald,bald from
1781selfabuse, perversely
1 idealistic in consequence,
bald from
1781selfabuse, perversely
1 idealistic in consequence,
3⸣
[bald,]bald,bald from
1781selfabuse, perversely
1 idealistic in consequence,
bald from
1781selfabuse, perversely
1 idealistic in consequence,
a reformed rake,
⸢3[bald,]bald,bald from
1781selfabuse, perversely
1 idealistic in consequence,
bald from
1781selfabuse, perversely
1 idealistic in consequence,
3⸣
[bald,]bald,bald from
1781selfabuse, perversely
1 idealistic in consequence,
bald from
1781selfabuse, perversely
1 idealistic in consequence,
a reformed rake,
and has
1782metal teeth.(D)⸣
In
2 consequence of a family complex he has temporarily lost his
1783memory and I
3believe him to be more sinned against than sinning. I have
1784made a
4pervaginal examination ⸢3[and]andand, after ⧼ex⧽ex application of the acid test to
1785
55427 anal, axillary, pectoral and pubic hairs, I
and, after ⧼ex⧽ex application of the acid test to
1785
55427 anal, axillary, pectoral and pubic hairs, I
3⸣
[and]andand, after ⧼ex⧽ex application of the acid test to
1785
55427 anal, axillary, pectoral and pubic hairs, I
and, after ⧼ex⧽ex application of the acid test to
1785
55427 anal, axillary, pectoral and pubic hairs, I
declare him to be virgo
1786
6intacta
.


1787
7(Bloom holds his high grade hat over his genital organs*.)


1788
8
Dr Madden


1789
9 Hypsospadia is also marked. In the interest of coming generations I
10suggest
1790that the parts affected should be preserved in spirits of wine in the
11national
1791teratological museum.


1792
12
Dr Crotthers


1793
13I have examined ⸢3[his]histhe patient'sthe patient's 3⸣ [his]histhe patient'sthe patient's urine. It is albuminoid. Salivation is
1794
14insufficient, the patellar reflex intermittent.


1795
15
Dr Punch Costello


1796
16The fetor judaicus is most perceptible.


1797
17
Dr Dixon


1798
18(reads a bill of health)
Professor Bloom is a finished example of the new
1799
19womanly man. His moral nature is simple and lovable. Many have found
1800
20him a dear man, a dear person.
⸢3Many have found
1800
20him a dear man, a dear person.3⸣
He is a rather quaint fellow on the ⸢3[whole⧼,⧽, ]whole⧼,⧽,
21 whole,
1801coy

21 whole,
1801coy
3⸣
[whole⧼,⧽, ]whole⧼,⧽,
21 whole,
1801coy

21 whole,
1801coy
though not feebleminded in the medical sense.
⸢1He is a rather quaint fellow on the ⸢3[whole⧼,⧽, ]whole⧼,⧽,
21 whole,
1801coy

21 whole,
1801coy
3⸣
[whole⧼,⧽, ]whole⧼,⧽,
21 whole,
1801coy

21 whole,
1801coy
though not feebleminded in the medical sense.1⸣

22He has written ⧼me⧽me a really
1802beautiful letter , a poem in itself,, a poem in itself, to the
23court missionary of the Reformed
1803Priests' Protection Society which clears
24up everything.
⸢3
22He has written ⧼me⧽me a really
1802beautiful letter , a poem in itself,, a poem in itself, to the
23court missionary of the Reformed
1803Priests' Protection Society which clears
24up everything.3⸣
He is practically a
1804total abstainer and I can affirm that he
25sleeps on [1 ] a straw litter and eats the
1805most Spartan food, cold dried
26grocer's peas. He wears a hairshirt of pure
1806Irish manufacture
⸢7of pure
1806Irish manufacture7⸣
winter and
27summer and scourges himself every
1807Saturday.
⸢(D)He is practically a
1804total abstainer and I can affirm that he
25sleeps on [1 ] a straw litter and eats the
1805most Spartan food, cold dried
26grocer's peas. He wears a hairshirt of pure
1806Irish manufacture
⸢7of pure
1806Irish manufacture7⸣
winter and
27summer and scourges himself every
1807Saturday.(D)⸣
He was, I understand, at
28one time a firstclass misdemeanant in
1808Glencree reformatory. Another report
29states that he was a very posthumous
1809child.
⸢1He was, I understand, at
28one time a firstclass misdemeanant in
1808Glencree reformatory. Another report
29states that he was a very posthumous
1809child.1⸣
I appeal for clemency ⸢(D)[as he]as he
1 in the name of the most sacred word our vocal
1810organs have ever been called
2upon to speak. He

1 in the name of the most sacred word our vocal
1810organs have ever been called
2upon to speak. He
(D)⸣
[as he]as he
1 in the name of the most sacred word our vocal
1810organs have ever been called
2upon to speak. He

1 in the name of the most sacred word our vocal
1810organs have ever been called
2upon to speak. He
is about to have a baby.


1811
3(General commotion and compassion. Women faint.⸢CWomen faint.C⸣ A wealthy
1812
4American makes a street collection for Bloom. Gold and silver
1813
5coins, blank cheques, banknotes, jewels, treasury bonds, maturing
1814
6bills of exchange, I. O. U's, wedding rings, watchchains, lockets,
1815
7necklaces and bracelets are rapidly collected*.)

⸢(D)


1816
8
Bloom


1817
9O, I so want to be a mother.


1818
10
⸢1[A Nursetender]A NursetenderMrs ThorntonMrs Thornton 1⸣ [A Nursetender]A NursetenderMrs ThorntonMrs Thornton


1819
11 (in nursetender's gown) ⸢1 (in nursetender's gown) 1⸣ Embrace me tight, dear. You'll be soon over it.
1820
12Tight, dear.


1821
13(Bloom embraces her tightly and bears ⸢3[several]severaleighteight 3⸣ [several]severaleighteight male
14yellow and white
⸢3
14yellow and white3⸣

1822children. They appear on a redcarpeted
15staircase adorned with
1823expensive plants.
⸢(D)They appear on a redcarpeted
15staircase adorned with
1823expensive plants.(D)⸣
All the octuplets⸢7the octuplets7⸣ are
16handsome, with ⧼expensive⧽expensive valuable
1824metallic faces,
⸢3with ⧼expensive⧽expensive valuable
1824metallic faces,3⸣
wellmade,
17respectably dressed and wellconducted,
1825speaking five modern
18languages fluently⸢1fluently1⸣ and interested in various
1826arts and sciences.
19Each has his name printed in legible letters on his
1827shirtfront:
20Nasodoro, Goldfinger, Chrysostomos, Maindorée,
1828Silversmile,
21Silberselber, Vifargent, Panargyros.
⸢3
19Each has his name printed in legible letters on his
1827shirtfront:
20Nasodoro, Goldfinger, Chrysostomos, Maindorée,
1828Silversmile,
21Silberselber, Vifargent, Panargyros.3⸣
They are
1829immediately
22appointed to positions of high public trust in several
1830different
23countries
⸢(D)in several
1830different
23countries(D)⸣
as managing directors of banks, traffic managers
1831of
24railways, chairmen of limited liability companies, vicechairmen
1832of
25hotel syndicates*.)


1833
26
A Voice


1834
27Bloom, are you the ⸢(D)[Messiah!]Messiah!Messiah ben Joseph or ben David?Messiah ben Joseph or ben David? (D)⸣ [Messiah!]Messiah!Messiah ben Joseph or ben David?Messiah ben Joseph or ben David?


1835
28
Bloom


1836
29(darkly)
You have said it.


1837
1
⸢1[A Laybrother]A LaybrotherBrother BuzzBrother Buzz 1⸣ [A Laybrother]A LaybrotherBrother BuzzBrother Buzz


1838
2Then perform a ⸢7[miracle.]miracle. miracle like Father Charles. miracle like Father Charles. 7⸣ [miracle.]miracle. miracle like Father Charles. miracle like Father Charles.

⸢(D)


1839
3
Bantam Lyons


1840
4Prophesy who will win the Saint Leger.


1841
5(Bloom walks on a net, covers his left eye with his left ear, passes
1842
6through several walls, climbs Nelson's Pillar, hangs from the top
1843
7ledge by his eyelids, eats twelve dozen oysters (shells included),
⸢1passes
1842
6through several walls, climbs Nelson's Pillar, hangs from the top
1843
7ledge by his eyelids, eats twelve dozen oysters (shells included),1⸣

1844
8heals several sufferers from king's evil,
⸢(D)
8heals several sufferers from king's evil,(D)⸣
contracts his face so as
9to
1845resemble many historical personages, Lord Beaconsfield, Lord
1846
10Byron, Wat Tyler, Moses of Egypt,⸢6Moses of Egypt,6⸣ Moses Maimonides, Moses
1847
11Mendelssohn,
⸢6Moses
1847
11Mendelssohn,6⸣
Henry Irving, Rip van Winkle, Kossuth, Jean
12Jacques
1848Rousseau, Baron Leopold Rothschild, Robinson Crusoe,⸢1Robinson Crusoe,1⸣
13Sherlock
1849Holmes, Pasteur,
⸢(D)Lord Beaconsfield, Lord
1846
10Byron, Wat Tyler, Moses of Egypt,⸢6Moses of Egypt,6⸣ Moses Maimonides, Moses
1847
11Mendelssohn,
⸢6Moses
1847
11Mendelssohn,6⸣
Henry Irving, Rip van Winkle, Kossuth, Jean
12Jacques
1848Rousseau, Baron Leopold Rothschild, Robinson Crusoe,⸢1Robinson Crusoe,1⸣
13Sherlock
1849Holmes, Pasteur,(D)⸣
turns each foot simultaneously in
14different
1850directions, bids the tide turn back,⸢Dbids the tide turn back,D⸣ eclipses the sun by
15extending his
1851little finger*.)

⸢D


1852
16
⸢1[Rinuccini,]Rinuccini,Brini,Brini, 1⸣ [Rinuccini,]Rinuccini,Brini,Brini, *P⧼p⧽apal Nuncio


1853
17 (in papal zouave's uniform, steel cuirasses as breastplate, armplates,
1854
18thighplates, legplates, large profane moustaches and brown paper mitre)
⸢6 (in papal zouave's uniform, steel cuirasses as breastplate, armplates,
1854
18thighplates, legplates, large profane moustaches and brown paper mitre)
6⸣

1855
19 Leopoldi autem generatio. Moses begat Noah and Noah begat ⸢1[Eunoch]Eunoch
20Eunuch

20Eunuch
1⸣
[Eunoch]Eunoch
20Eunuch

20Eunuch
and
1856 ⸢1[Eunoch]EunochEunuchEunuch 1⸣ [Eunoch]EunochEunuchEunuch begat O'Halloran and O'Halloran begat
21Guggenheim and
1857Guggenheim begat Agendath and Agendath begat
22Netaim and Netaim
⸢1begat Agendath and Agendath begat
22Netaim and Netaim1⸣

1858begat Le Hirsch and Le Hirsch begat Jesurum and
23Jesurum begat MacKay
1859and MacKay begat Ostrolopsky and Ostrolopsky
24begat Smerdoz and
1860Smerdoz begat Weiss and Weiss begat Schwarz and
25Schwarz begat
1861Adrianopoli and Adrianopoli begat Aranjuez and Aranjuez
26begat Lewy
1862Lawson and Lewy Lawson⸢Dand Lewy LawsonD⸣ begat Ichabudonosor and
27Ichabudonosor begat
1863O'Donnell Magnus and O'Donnell Magnus begat
28Christbaum and
1864Christbaum begat ben Maimun and ben Maimun begat
29Dusty Rhodes and
1865Dusty Rhodes begat Benamor and Benamor begat
30Jones‐Smith and
1866Jones‐Smith begat Savorgnanovich and Savorgnanovich
31begat ⸢1[Poe]PoeJasperstoneJasperstone 1⸣ [Poe]PoeJasperstoneJasperstone
1867and ⸢1[Poe]PoeJasperstoneJasperstone 1⸣ [Poe]PoeJasperstoneJasperstone begat Vingtetunieme
32and Vingtetunieme begat
1868Szombathely and Szombathely begat Virag and
33 Virag begat Bloom et
1869vocabitur nomen eius Emmanuel
.


1870
1
A Deadhand


1871
2(writes on the wall)
Bloom is a cod.


1872
3
⸢1[A Bushranger]A Bushranger Crab Crab 1⸣ [A Bushranger]A Bushranger Crab Crab


1873
4 (in bushranger's kit) ⸢1 (in bushranger's kit) 1⸣ What did you do in the cattlecreep behind
1874
5Kilbarrack?


1875
6
A Female Infant


1876
7 (shakes a rattle) ⸢1 (shakes a rattle) 1⸣ And under Ballybough bridge?

⸢D


1877
8
A Hollybush


1878
9And in the devil's glen?


1879
10
Bloom


1880
11( blushes furiously⸢3furiously3⸣ all over from frons to nates,⸢Dblushes furiously⸢3furiously3⸣ all over from frons to nates,D⸣ three tears falling
12 from his
1881left eye)
Spare my past.


1882
13
The Irish Evicted Tenants


1883
14 (in bodycoats, kneebreeches, with Donnybrook fair shillelaghs) ⸢1 (in bodycoats, kneebreeches, with Donnybrook fair shillelaghs) 1⸣
15Sjambok
1884him!


1885
16(Bloom with asses' ears⸢3with asses' ears3⸣ seats himself in the pillory with crossed
1886
17arms, his feet protruding*. He whistles Don Giovanni, a cenar
18 teco*.
⸢1He whistles Don Giovanni, a cenar
18 teco*.
1⸣

1887 Artane orphans, joining hands, caper round him. Girls of
19 the Prison
1888 Gate Mission, joining hands, caper round in the opposite
20 direction*.
Girls of
19 the Prison
1888 Gate Mission, joining hands, caper round in the opposite
20 direction*.
⸢3 Artane orphans, joining hands, caper round him. Girls of
19 the Prison
1888 Gate Mission, joining hands, caper round in the opposite
20 direction*.
Girls of
19 the Prison
1888 Gate Mission, joining hands, caper round in the opposite
20 direction*.
3⸣
)

⸢3


1889
21
The Artane Orphans


1890
22
You hig, you hog, you dirty dog!

1891
23
You think the ladies love you!


1892
1
The Prison Gate Girls


1893
2
If you see Kay

1894
3
Tell him he may

1895
4
See you in tea

1896
5
Tell him from me.


1897
6
Hornblower


1898
7(in ephod and huntingcap, announces)
And he shall carry the sins of the
1899
8 people to Azazel, the spirit which is in the wilderness, and to Lilith, the
1900
9 nighthag. And they shall stone him and defile him, yea, all from Agendath
1901
10 Netaim and from Mizraim, the land of Ham.


1902
11(All the people cast soft pantomime⸢CpantomimeC⸣ stones at Bloom. Many
12 bonafide
1903 travellers and ownerless dogs come near him and defile
13 him.
1904 Mastiansky and Citron approach in gaberdines, wearing long
1905
14earlocks. They wag their beards at Bloom*.)


1906
15
Mastiansky and Citron


1907
16Belial! Laemlein of Istria , the false Messiah⸢C, the false MessiahC⸣ ! Abulafia! Recant! ⸢7 Recant! 7⸣


1908
17(George R Mesias, Bloom's tailor, appears, a tailor's goose
18under
1909his arm,
⸢Da tailor's goose
18under
1909his arm,D⸣
presenting a bill*.)


1910
19
Mesias


1911
20To alteration one pair trousers eleven shillings.


1912
21
Bloom


1913
22(rubs his hands cheerfully)
Just like old times. Poor Bloom!⸢4Poor Bloom!4⸣

⸢7


1914
23
Don Emile Patrizio Franz Rupert Pope Hennessy


1915
24(in medieval hauberk, two wild geese volant on his helm, appears
25 and, with
1916noble indignation,
⸢7, with
1916noble indignation,7⸣
disowns Bloom)
Put down your eyes to
26footboden, big
1917grand pig of Jude all covered with gravy!


1918
1(Reuben J Dodd, blackbearded Iscariot,⸢Cblackbearded Iscariot,C⸣ bad shepherd,⸢Dbad shepherd,D⸣
2bearing on
1919his shoulders the drowned corpse of his son, approaches
3the
1920pillory*.)


1921
4
Reuben J


1922
5(whispers hoarsely)
The squeak is out. A split is gone for the flatties. Nip
1923
6the first rattler.

⸢6


1923a
7(The


1924
8
The Fire Brigade


1925
9Pflaap!

⸢2


1926
10
Brother Buzz


1927
11 *I⧼i⧽nvests Bloom in a yellow habit with embroidery of ⸢2embroidery of 2⸣ painted flames
12and
1928 high pointed hat. He places a bag of gunpowder round his neck and
13hands
1929him over to the civil power, saying)
Forgive him his trespasses.

⸢C


1930
14(Lieutenant Myers of the Dublin Fire Brigade by general request
1931
15sets fire to Bloom.⧼)⧽) Lamentations.)

⸢D


1932
16
The Citizen


1933
17Thank heaven!


1934
18
Bloom


1935
19(in a seamless garment marked I. H. S. stands upright amid phoenix
1936
20 flames)
Weep not for me, O daughters of Erin. (he exhibits to Dublin
1937
21reporters traces of burning)
⸢C (he exhibits to Dublin
1937
21reporters traces of burning)
C⸣


1938
22(The daughters of Erin, in black garments, with large prayerbooks
1939
23and long lighted candles in their hands, kneel down and pray*.)


1940
1
The Daughters of Erin


1941
2Kidney of Bloom, pray for us
1942
3Flower of the Bath, pray for us
1943
4Mentor of Menton, pray for us
1944
5Canvasser for the Freeman, pray for us
1945
6Charitable Mason, pray for us
1946
7Wandering Soap, pray for us
1947
8Sweets of Sin, pray for us
1948
9Music without Words, pray for us
1949
10Reprover of the Citizen, pray for us
1950
11Friend of all Frillies, pray for us
1951
12Midwife Most Merciful, pray for us
1952
13Potato Preservative against Plague and Pestilence, pray for us.


1953
14(A choir of six hundred voices, conducted by [1Mr]Mr Vincent
15 O'Brien,
1954 sings the ⸢1[Alleluia chorus.]Alleluia chorus. ⸢7[Alleluia chorus,]Alleluia chorus, chorus
16 from Handel's Messiah Alleluia for the Lord God
1955 Omnipotent
17reigneth
,
chorus
16 from Handel's Messiah Alleluia for the Lord God
1955 Omnipotent
17reigneth
,
7⸣
[Alleluia chorus,]Alleluia chorus, chorus
16 from Handel's Messiah Alleluia for the Lord God
1955 Omnipotent
17reigneth
,
chorus
16 from Handel's Messiah Alleluia for the Lord God
1955 Omnipotent
17reigneth
,
accompanied ⧼by⧽by on the organ by Joseph Glynn.
⸢7[Alleluia chorus,]Alleluia chorus, chorus
16 from Handel's Messiah Alleluia for the Lord God
1955 Omnipotent
17reigneth
,
chorus
16 from Handel's Messiah Alleluia for the Lord God
1955 Omnipotent
17reigneth
,
7⸣
[Alleluia chorus,]Alleluia chorus, chorus
16 from Handel's Messiah Alleluia for the Lord God
1955 Omnipotent
17reigneth
,
chorus
16 from Handel's Messiah Alleluia for the Lord God
1955 Omnipotent
17reigneth
,
accompanied ⧼by⧽by on the organ by Joseph Glynn.
1⸣
[Alleluia chorus.]Alleluia chorus. ⸢7[Alleluia chorus,]Alleluia chorus, chorus
16 from Handel's Messiah Alleluia for the Lord God
1955 Omnipotent
17reigneth
,
chorus
16 from Handel's Messiah Alleluia for the Lord God
1955 Omnipotent
17reigneth
,
7⸣
[Alleluia chorus,]Alleluia chorus, chorus
16 from Handel's Messiah Alleluia for the Lord God
1955 Omnipotent
17reigneth
,
chorus
16 from Handel's Messiah Alleluia for the Lord God
1955 Omnipotent
17reigneth
,
accompanied ⧼by⧽by on the organ by Joseph Glynn.
⸢7[Alleluia chorus,]Alleluia chorus, chorus
16 from Handel's Messiah Alleluia for the Lord God
1955 Omnipotent
17reigneth
,
chorus
16 from Handel's Messiah Alleluia for the Lord God
1955 Omnipotent
17reigneth
,
7⸣
[Alleluia chorus,]Alleluia chorus, chorus
16 from Handel's Messiah Alleluia for the Lord God
1955 Omnipotent
17reigneth
,
chorus
16 from Handel's Messiah Alleluia for the Lord God
1955 Omnipotent
17reigneth
,
accompanied ⧼by⧽by on the organ by Joseph Glynn.

1956
18Bloom becomes mute, shrunken, carbonised.
⸢6
18Bloom becomes mute, shrunken, carbonised.6⸣
*) 🕮


19

1957Zoe


1958
20Talk away till you're black in the face.


1959
21
Bloom


1960
22 (in caubeen with clay pipe stuck in the band, dusty brogues, an emigrant's
1961
23 red handkerchief bundle in his ⸢5[hand]hand hand, leading a black bogoak pig
24by a
1962 ⸢6[sugaun]sugaun sugaun, with a smile in his eye sugaun, with a smile in his eye 6⸣ [sugaun]sugaun sugaun, with a smile in his eye sugaun, with a smile in his eye
hand, leading a black bogoak pig
24by a
1962 ⸢6[sugaun]sugaun sugaun, with a smile in his eye sugaun, with a smile in his eye 6⸣ [sugaun]sugaun sugaun, with a smile in his eye sugaun, with a smile in his eye
5⸣
[hand]hand hand, leading a black bogoak pig
24by a
1962 ⸢6[sugaun]sugaun sugaun, with a smile in his eye sugaun, with a smile in his eye 6⸣ [sugaun]sugaun sugaun, with a smile in his eye sugaun, with a smile in his eye
hand, leading a black bogoak pig
24by a
1962 ⸢6[sugaun]sugaun sugaun, with a smile in his eye sugaun, with a smile in his eye 6⸣ [sugaun]sugaun sugaun, with a smile in his eye sugaun, with a smile in his eye
)
(in caubeen with clay pipe stuck in the band, dusty brogues, an emigrant's
1961
23 red handkerchief bundle in his ⸢5[hand]hand hand, leading a black bogoak pig
24by a
1962 ⸢6[sugaun]sugaun sugaun, with a smile in his eye sugaun, with a smile in his eye 6⸣ [sugaun]sugaun sugaun, with a smile in his eye sugaun, with a smile in his eye
hand, leading a black bogoak pig
24by a
1962 ⸢6[sugaun]sugaun sugaun, with a smile in his eye sugaun, with a smile in his eye 6⸣ [sugaun]sugaun sugaun, with a smile in his eye sugaun, with a smile in his eye
5⸣
[hand]hand hand, leading a black bogoak pig
24by a
1962 ⸢6[sugaun]sugaun sugaun, with a smile in his eye sugaun, with a smile in his eye 6⸣ [sugaun]sugaun sugaun, with a smile in his eye sugaun, with a smile in his eye
hand, leading a black bogoak pig
24by a
1962 ⸢6[sugaun]sugaun sugaun, with a smile in his eye sugaun, with a smile in his eye 6⸣ [sugaun]sugaun sugaun, with a smile in his eye sugaun, with a smile in his eye
)
Let me be going now,
25woman of the house,
1963for by all the goats in Connemara I'm after having the
26father and mother of
1964a bating. (with a tear in his eye)
⸢6Let me be going now,
25woman of the house,
1963for by all the goats in Connemara I'm after having the
26father and mother of
1964a bating. (with a tear in his eye) 6⸣
All is vanity,
27 patriotism⧽
is vanity,
27 patriotism
⸢7[is vanity. ]is vanity. insanity.insanity. 7⸣ [is vanity. ]is vanity. insanity.insanity. Patriotism, ⸢7[is vanity. ]is vanity. insanity.insanity. 7⸣ [is vanity. ]is vanity. insanity.insanity. Patriotism,
is vanity,
27 patriotism⧽
is vanity,
27 patriotism
⸢7[is vanity. ]is vanity. insanity.insanity. 7⸣ [is vanity. ]is vanity. insanity.insanity. Patriotism, ⸢7[is vanity. ]is vanity. insanity.insanity. 7⸣ [is vanity. ]is vanity. insanity.insanity. Patriotism,
sorrow for the
1965 dead, music,
28 future of the race. To be or not to be. Life's dream is o'er.⸢5Life's dream is o'er.5⸣ End
1966 it
29peacefully. They can live on*. (he gazes far away mournfully) I am
1967
30ruined.
⸢DI am
1967
30ruined.D⸣
A few pastilles of ⸢5[veronal.]veronal.aconite.aconite. 5⸣ [veronal.]veronal.aconite.aconite. The blinds drawn. A letter.
31 Then lie back
1968 to rest*. (he breathes softly) No more. I have lived.I have lived. Fare.
32 Farewell.


1969
1
Zoe


1970
2(stiffly⧽stiffly stiffly, her finger in her neckfillet stiffly, her finger in her neckfillet stiffly⧽stiffly stiffly, her finger in her neckfillet stiffly, her finger in her neckfillet )
Honest? Till the next time.
3 (she sneers)
1971 Suppose you got up the wrong side of the bed or came too
4 quick with your
1972 best girl. O, I can read your thoughts!


1973
5
Bloom


1974
6(bitterly)
Man and woman, love, what is it? A ⸢5[cork 🕮 and a bottle. ]cork 🕮 and a bottle.
7cork and bottle.

7cork and bottle.
5⸣
[cork 🕮 and a bottle. ]cork 🕮 and a bottle.
7cork and bottle.

7cork and bottle.
I'm sick of
1975it. Let everything rip.


1976
8
Zoe


1977
9(in sudden sulks)
I hate a rotter that's insincere. Give a bleeding whore a
1978
10 chance.


1979
11
Bloom


1980
12(repentantly)
I am very disagreeable. You are a necessary evil. Where are
1981
13 you from? London?


1982
14
Zoe


1983
15(glibly)
Hog's Norton where the pigs plays the organs. I'm Yorkshire
1984
16born*. (she holds his hand which is feeling for her nipple) I say, Tommy
1985
17 Tittlemouse. Stop that and begin worse. Have you cash for a short time?
1986
18 Ten shillings?


1987
19
Bloom


1988
20(smiles, nods slowly)
More, houri, more.


1989
21
Zoe


1990
22And more's mother? (she pats him offhandedly with velvet paws) Are you
1991
23 coming into the musicroom to see our new pianola? Come and I'll peel off.


1992
1
Bloom


1993
2(feeling his occiput dubiously with the unparalleled embarrassment of a
1994
3 harassed pedlar gauging the symmetry of her peeled pears)
Somebody
1995
4 would be dreadfully jealous if she knew. The greeneyed monster*.
1996
5 (earnestly) You know how difficult it is. I needn't tell you.


1997
6
Zoe


1998
7(flattered)
What the eye can't see the heart can't grieve for. (she pats him)
1999
8 Come.


2000
9
Bloom


2001
10Laughing witch! The hand that rocks the cradle.


2002
11
Zoe


2003
12Babby!


2004
13
Bloom


2005
14(in babylinen and pelisse, bigheaded, with a caul of dark hair, fixes big
15 eyes
2006 on her fluid slip and counts its bronze buckles with a chubby finger,
16 his
2007 moist tongue lolling and lisping)
One two tlee: tlee tlwo tlone.


2008
17
The Buckles


2009
18Love me. Love me not. Love me.


2010
19
Zoe


2011
20Silent means consent. D (With little parted talons she captures his hand,
21her
2012forefinger giving to his palm the passtouch of secret monitor,
⸢6
21her
2012forefinger giving to his palm the passtouch of secret monitor,6⸣
luring
22 him to
2013 doom.  )⸢D)D⸣ Hot hands cold gizzard.⸢DHot hands cold gizzard.D⸣
2014 |D |
23   (⸢D(D⸣  He hesitates amid scents, music, temptations. She leads him
2015
24 towards the steps, drawing him by the odour of her armpits, the vice
2016
1 of her painted eyes, the rustle of her slip in whose sinuous folds
2017
2 lurks the lion reek of all the male brutes that have possessed her*.)


2018
3
The Male Brutes


2019
4(exhaling sulphur of rut and dung and ramping in their loosebox, faintly
2020
5 roaring, their drugged heads swaying to and fro)
Good!


2021
6(Zoe and Bloom reach the doorway where two sister whores are
2022
7 seated. They examine him curiously from under their pencilled
2023
8 brows and smile to his hasty bow. He trips awkwardly*.)


2024
9
Zoe


2025
10(her lucky hand instantly saving him)
Hoopsa! Don't fall upstairs.


2026
11
Bloom


2027
12The just man falls seven times*. (he stands aside at the threshold) After you
2028
13 is good manners.


2029
14
Zoe


2030
15Ladies first, gentlemen after.


2031
16(She crosses the threshold. He hesitates. She turns and, holding out
2032
17 her hands, draws him over. He hops.⸢CHe hops.C⸣ On the antlered rack of the
2033
18 hall hang a man's hat and waterproof. Bloom uncovers himself but,
2034
19 seeing them, frowns, then smiles, preoccupied. A door on the
20 return
2035 landing is flung open. A man in purple shirt and grey
21trousers,
2036 brownsocked, passes with an ape's gait, his bald head and
22 goatee
2037 beard upheld, clasping, clasping⧽clasping, claspinghugginghugging clasping, clasping⧽clasping, claspinghugginghugging a full
23 waterjugjar, his twotailed black braces
2038 dangling at heels. Averting
24 his face quickly Bloom bends to examine
2039 on the halltable the spaniel
25 eyes of a running fox: ⸢(A)[then ]then then, his lifted
2040head sniffing,
then, his lifted
2040head sniffing,
(A)⸣
[then ]then then, his lifted
2040head sniffing,
then, his lifted
2040head sniffing,

26follows Zoe into the musicroom. A shade of mauve
2041 tissuepaper dims
27the light of the chandelier. Round and round a
2042 moth flies, colliding,
28escaping. The floor is ⸢5[stamped]stampedcoveredcovered 5⸣ [stamped]stampedcoveredcovered with an oilcloth
2043mosaic
1of jade and azure and cinnabar rhomboids. Footmarks are
2044stamped
2over it in all senses, heel to heel, heel to hollow, toe to toe,
2045 feet
3locked, a morris of shuffling feet without body phantoms, all in
2046a
4scrimmage higgledypiggledy. The walls are tapestried with a paper
2047
5 of yewfronds and clear ⧼spaces⧽spaces glades. In the grate is spread a
6 screen of
2048 peacock feathers. Lynch squats crosslegged on the
7 hearthrug of
2049 matted hair, his cap back to the front. With a wand he
8 beats time
2050 slowly. Kitty Ricketts, a bony pallid whore⧼ ,⧽ , in navy
9 costume,
2051 doeskin gloves rolled back from a coral wristlet, a chain
10 purse in her
2052 hand, sits perchedperched on the edge of the table swinging
11 her leg and
2053 glancing at herself in the gilt mirror over the
12mantelpiece. A tag of
2054 her corsetlace hangs slightly below her jacket.
13 Lynch indicates
2055 mockingly the couple at the piano*.)


2056
14
Kitty


2057
15(coughs behind her hand)
She's a bit imbecillic*. (she signs with a
16 waggling
2058 forefinger)
Blemblem. (Lynch lifts up her skirt and white
17 petticoat with his
2059 wand. She settles them down quickly*.)
Respect
18 yourself. (*s⧼S⧽he hiccups, then
2060 bends quickly her sailor hat under which her
19 hair glows, red with henna)

2061 O, excuse!


2062
20
Zoe


2063
21More limelight, Charley*. (she goes to the chandelier and turns the gas full
2064
22 cock)


2065
23
Kitty


2066
24(peers at the gasjet)
What ails it tonight?

⸢ROS


2067
25
Lynch


2068
26(deeply)
Enter a ghost. Hobgoblins.⧽ghost. Hobgoblins.ghost and hobgoblins. ghost and hobgoblins. ghost. Hobgoblins.⧽ghost. Hobgoblins.ghost and hobgoblins. ghost and hobgoblins.


2069
1
Zoe


2070
2Clap on the back for Zoe.


2071
3(The wand in Lynch's hand flashes: a brass poker. Stephen stands
2072
4 at the pianola on which sprawl his hat and ashplant. With two
2073
5 fingers he repeats once more the series of empty fifths. ⸢7[Florrie]Florrie
6Florry

6Florry
7⸣
[Florrie]Florrie
6Florry

6Florry

2074 Talbot, a blond feeble goosefat whore in a tatterdemalion
7 gown of
2075 mildewed strawberry, lolls spreadeagle in the sofacorner,
8 her limp
2076 forearm pendent over the bolster, listening. A heavy stye
9 droops
2077 over her sleepy eyelid.*)


2078
10
Kitty


2079
11(hiccups again with a kick of her horsed footwith a kick of her horsed foot)
O, excuse!


2080
12
Zoe


2081
13(promptly)
Your boy's thinking of you. Tie a knot on your shift.


2082
14(Kitty Ricketts bends her head. Her boa uncoils, slides, glides over
2083
15 her shoulder, back, arm, chair to the ground. Lynch lifts the curled
2084
16catterpillar on his wand. She snakes her neck, nestling. Stephen
2085
17 glances behind at the squatted figure with its cap back to the
18 front*.)


2086
19
Stephen


2087
20As a matter of fact it is of no importance whether Benedetto Marcello
21 found
2088 it or made it. The rite is the poet's rest. It may be an old hymn to
22 Demeter
2089 or also illustrate Coela enarrant gloriam Domini. It is susceptible
23 of nodes
2090 or , what am I saying,⧽, what am I saying, , what am I saying,⧽, what am I saying, modes as far apart as hyperphrygian and
24 mixolydian and of texts so
2091 divergent as priests haihooping round David's
25 that is Circe's or what am I
2092 saying Ceres' altar and David's tip from the
26 stable to his chief bassoonist
2093 about the ⧼almightness⧽almightness alrightness of his
27 almightiness. Mais nom ⸢5[d'un]d'undede 5⸣ [d'un]d'undede nom, that is another
2094 pair of
28trousers. Jetez la gourme. Faut que jeunesse se passe *. (*h⧼H⧽e stops, points
2095 at
29 Lynch's cap, smiles, laughs)
Which side is your knowledge bump?


2096
1
The Cap


2097
2(with saturnine spleen)

2097
2(with saturnine spleen)
⸢5[Bah!]Bah! Ba! Ba! 5⸣ [Bah!]Bah! Ba! Ba! It is because it is. Woman's
3 reason. Jewgreek is
2098 greekjew. Extremes meet. Death is the highest form of
4 life. ⸢5[Bah!]Bah! Ba! Ba! 5⸣ [Bah!]Bah! Ba! Ba!


2099
5
Stephen


2100
6You remember fairly accurately all my errors, boasts, mistakes. How long
2101
7 shall I continue to close my eyes to disloyalty? Whetstone!


2102
8
The Cap


2103
9 ⸢5[Bah!]Bah! Ba! Ba! 5⸣ [Bah!]Bah! Ba! Ba!


2104
10
Stephen


2105
11Here's another for you*. (he frowns) The reason is because the
2106
12 fundamental and the dominant are separated by the greatest possible
2107
13 interval which ....


2108
14
The Cap


2109
15Which? Finish. You can't.


2110
16
Stephen


2111
17(with an effort)
Interval which. Is the greatest possible ellipse. Consistent
2112
18 with. The ultimate return. The octave. Which.


2113
19
The Cap


2114
20Which?

⸢ROS


2115
21(Outside the gramophone begins to blare The Holy City *.)


2116
1
Stephen


2117
2(abruptly)
What went forth to the ends of the worldto the ends of the world to traverse not itself,
2118
3 God, the sun, Shakespeare, a commercial traveller, having itself traversed in
2119
4 reality itselfitself becomes that self. Wait a moment. Wait a second. Damn
5 that
2120 fellow's noise in the street.
Damn
5 that
2120 fellow's noise in the street.
Self which it itself was ineluctably
2121
6 preconditioned to become. Ecco!


2122
7
Lynch


2123
8(with a mocking whinny of laughter grins at Bloom and Zoe Higgins)

2124
9 What a learned speech⧼.⧽., eh?


2125
10
Zoe


2126
11(briskly)
God help your head, he knows more than you have forgotten.


2127
12(With obese stupidity ⸢7[Florrie]FlorrieFlorryFlorry 7⸣ [Florrie]FlorrieFlorryFlorry Talbot regards Stephen*.)
2128

⸢7[Florrie]Florrie
13
Florry

13
Florry
7⸣
[Florrie]Florrie
13
Florry

13
Florry


2129
14They say the end of the world⧽end of the worldlast daylast day end of the world⧽end of the worldlast daylast day is coming this summer.


2130
15
Kitty


2131
16No!


2132
17
Zoe


2133
18(explodes in laughter)
Great unjust ⸢6[God.]God.God!God! 6⸣ [God.]God.God!God!
2134

⸢7[Florrie]Florrie
19
Florry

19
Florry
7⸣
[Florrie]Florrie
19
Florry

19
Florry


2135
20(offended)
Well, it was in the papers about Antichrist. O, my foot's
2136
21 tickling.
O, my foot's
2136
21 tickling.


2137
22(Ragged barefoot newsboys⧽newsboys newsboys, jogging a wagtail kite, newsboys, jogging a wagtail kite, newsboys⧽newsboys newsboys, jogging a wagtail kite, newsboys, jogging a wagtail kite,
23 patter past,
2138 yelling*.)


2139
1
The Newsboys


2140
2Stop press edition. Result of the rockinghorse races. Sea serpent in the
2141
3 royal canal. Safe arrival of Antichrist.


2142
4(Stephen turns and sees Bloom.)


2143
5
Stephen


2144
6A time, times and half a time.


2145
7(Reuben J Antichrist, wandering jew, a clutching hand open on his
2146
8 spine, stumps forward. Across his loins is slung a pilgrim'spilgrim's wallet
2147
9 from which protrude promissory notes and dishonoured bills. Aloft
2148
10 over his shoulder he bears a long boatpole from the hook of which
2149
11 the sodden huddled mass of his only son, saved from Liffey waters,
2150
12 hangs from the slack of its breeches. A hobgoblin in the image of
2151
13 Punch Costello, hipshot, crookbacked, hydrocephalic, prognathic
2152
14 with receding forehead and Ally Sloper nose, tumbles in
2153
15 somersaults through the gathering darkness*.)


2154
16
All


2155
17What?


2156
18
The Hobgoblin


2157
19(his jaws chattering, capers to and fro, goggling his eyes, squeaking,
2158
20kangaroohopping with outstretched clutching arms, then all at once
21 thrusts
2159 his lipless face through the fork of his thighs)
Il vient! C'est moi!
22 L'homme
2160 qui rit! L'homme primigène!
(he whirls round and round with
23 dervish
2161 howls)
Sieurs et dames, faites vos jeux! (*H⧼h⧽e crouches juggling.
24 Tiny
2162 roulette planets fly from his hands*.)
Les jeux sont faits! (*t⧼T⧽he
25 planets rush
2163 together, uttering crepitant cracks)
Rien va plus!  (The
26 planets, buoyant
2164 balloons, sail swollen up and away. He springs off into
27 vacuum *.)

2165

⸢7[Florrie]Florrie
1
Florry

1
Florry
7⸣
[Florrie]Florrie
1
Florry

1
Florry


2166
2(sinking into torpor⧽torpor torpor, crossing herself secretly torpor, crossing herself secretly torpor⧽torpor torpor, crossing herself secretly torpor, crossing herself secretly )
The ⧼last⧽last end
3 of the world!


2167
4(A female tepid effluvium leaks out from her. Nebulous obscurity
2168
5 occupies space. Through the drifting fog without the gramophone
2169
6 blares over coughs and feetshuffling.)


2170
7
The Gramophone


2171
8
Jerusalem!

2172
9
Open your gates and sing

2173
10
Hosanna ....


2174
11(A rocket rushes up the sky and bursts. A white star falls from it,
2175
12 proclaiming the consummation of all things and second coming of
2176
13 Elijah. Along an infinite invisible tightrope taut from zenith to nadir
2177
14 the end⧽endEndEnd end⧽endEndEnd of the World, a twoheaded octopus in gillie's kilts,
15 busby
2178 and tartan filibegs, whirls through the murk, head over
16 heels, in the
2179 form of the Three Legs of ⧼man⧽man Man*.)


2180
17
The End of the World


2181
18(with a Scotch accent)
Wha'll dance the keel row, the keel row, the keel
2182
19 row?


2183
20(Over the possing drift and choking breathcoughs, Elijah's voice,
2184
21 harsh as a corncrake's, jars on high. Perspiring in a loose lawn
2185
22 surplice with funnel sleeves he is seen, vergerfaced, above a rostrum
2186
23 about which the banner of old glory is draped. He thumps the
2187
24 parapet*.)


2188
25
Elijah


2189
26No yapping, if you please, in this booth. Jake Crane, Creole Sue, Dove
2190
27 Campbell, Abe Kirschner, do your coughing with your mouths shut. Say, I
2191
28 am operating all this trunk line. Boys, do it now. God's time is 12.25.⸢DGod's time is 12.25.D⸣
29 Tell
2192 mother you'll be there. Rush your order and you play a slick ace. Join
1 on
2193 right here. Book through to eternity junction, the nonstop run. Just one
2194
2 word more. Are you a god or a ⸢6[dog‐gone]dog‐gonedoggonedoggone 6⸣ [dog‐gone]dog‐gonedoggonedoggone ⸢D ⸢6[dog‐gone]dog‐gonedoggonedoggone 6⸣ [dog‐gone]dog‐gonedoggonedoggone D⸣ clod? If the
3second advent came to
2195 Coney Island are we ready? ⸢7[Florrie]FlorrieFlorryFlorry 7⸣ [Florrie]FlorrieFlorryFlorry
4 Christ, Stephen Christ, Zoe Christ,
2196 Bloom Christ, Kitty Christ, Lynch
5 Christ, it's up to you to sense that cosmic
2197 force. Have we cold feet about
6the cosmos? No.
⸢DHave we cold feet about
6the cosmos? No.D⸣
Be on the side of the
2198 angels. Be a prism. You have that
7 something within, the higher self⧼,⧽,. You can
2199 rub shoulders with a Jesus, a
8 Gautama, an Ingersoll. Are you all in this
2200 vibration? I say you are. [DI say
9you are.]
I say
9you are.
You once nobble that, congregation, and a buck
2201joyride to heaven
10 becomes a back number. You got me?⸢CYou got me?C⸣ It's a lifebrightener,
2202 sure. The
11hottest stuff ever was.
⸢CThe
11hottest stuff ever was.C⸣
It's the whole pie with jam in. It's just the
2203 cutest
12 snappiest line out. It is immense, supersumptuous. It restores. It
2204 vibrates. I
13 know and I am some vibrator. Joking apart and, getting down to
2205 bedrock,
14 A. J. Christ Dowie and the harmonial philosophy, have you got
2206 that?
15 O. K. Seventyseven west sixtyninth street. Got me?⸢DGot me?D⸣ That's it. You call
2207 me
16 up by sunphone any old time. Bumboosers, save your stamps*. ⸢DBumboosers, save your stamps*. D⸣ (he
2208
17 shouts)
Now then our glory song. All join heartily in the singing. Encore!
2209
18 (he sings) Jeru ....


2210
19
The Gramophone


2211
20 (drowning his voice) (drowning his voice) Whorusalaminyourhighhohhhh ... (the disc rasps
2212
21 gratingly against the needle)


2213
22
The Three Whores


2214
23(covering their ears, squawk)
Ahhkkk!


2215
24
Elijah


2216
25(in rolledup shirtsleeves, black in the face, shouts at the top of his voice, his
2217
26 arms uplifted)
Big Brother up there, Mister⧽MisterMrMr Mister⧽MisterMrMr President, you hear
27 what I done⸢DdoneD⸣
2218just been saying to you. Certainly, I sort of believe strong in
28 you, Mr
2219President. I certainly am thinking now Miss Higgins and Miss
29 Ricketts got
2220religion way inside them. Certainly seems to me I don't never
30 see no wusser
2221scared female than the way you been, Miss ⸢7[Florrie,]Florrie,
31Florry,

31Florry,
7⸣
[Florrie,]Florrie,
31Florry,

31Florry,
just now as I ⸢D[seen]seendone seeddone seed D⸣ [seen]seendone seeddone seed
2222you. Mr President, you come long
1and help me save our sisters dear. (he
2223 winks at his audience)
 *⧼.⧽ Our Mr
2 President, he twig the whole lot and he aint
2224 saying nothing.


2225
3
Kitty‐Kate


2226
4 I forgot myself.⸢5I forgot myself.5⸣ In a weak moment I erred and⸢Cerred andC⸣ did what I did on
2227
5Constitution hill. I was confirmed by the ⸢C[bishop.]bishop. bishop and enrolled in
6the brown
2228scapular.
bishop and enrolled in
6the brown
2228scapular.
C⸣
[bishop.]bishop. bishop and enrolled in
6the brown
2228scapular.
bishop and enrolled in
6the brown
2228scapular.
My mother's sister married a Montmorency. It was a
7 working
2229 plumber was my ⸢C[ruination.]ruination.ruination when I was pure.ruination when I was pure. C⸣ [ruination.]ruination.ruination when I was pure.ruination when I was pure.


2230
8
Zoe‐Fanny


2231
9I let him ⸢C[do]do ⸢5[slip]sliplarruplarrup 5⸣ [slip]sliplarruplarrup ⸢5[slip]sliplarruplarrup 5⸣ [slip]sliplarruplarrup C⸣ [do]do ⸢5[slip]sliplarruplarrup 5⸣ [slip]sliplarruplarrup ⸢5[slip]sliplarruplarrup 5⸣ [slip]sliplarruplarrup it ⸢C[to]tointointo C⸣ [to]tointointo me for the fun of it.
2232

⸢7[Florrie‐Teresa]Florrie‐Teresa
10
Florry‐Teresa

10
Florry‐Teresa
7⸣
[Florrie‐Teresa]Florrie‐Teresa
10
Florry‐Teresa

10
Florry‐Teresa


2233
11It was in consequence of a portwine beverage on top of Hennessy's three
2234
12star. I was guilty with ⸢5[Whelan.]Whelan.Whelan when he slipped ⧼it up⧽it up into the
13bed.
Whelan when he slipped ⧼it up⧽it up into the
13bed.
5⸣
[Whelan.]Whelan.Whelan when he slipped ⧼it up⧽it up into the
13bed.
Whelan when he slipped ⧼it up⧽it up into the
13bed.
⸢CI was guilty with ⸢5[Whelan.]Whelan.Whelan when he slipped ⧼it up⧽it up into the
13bed.
Whelan when he slipped ⧼it up⧽it up into the
13bed.
5⸣
[Whelan.]Whelan.Whelan when he slipped ⧼it up⧽it up into the
13bed.
Whelan when he slipped ⧼it up⧽it up into the
13bed.
C⸣


2235
14
Stephen


2236
15In the beginning was the word, in the end the world without end. Blessed be
2237
16 the eight beatitudes.


2238
17(The beatitudes, Dixon, Madden, Crotthers, Costello, Lenehan,
2239
18 Bannon, Mulligan and Lynch in white surgical students' gowns,
2240
19 four abreast, goosestepping, tramp fast past in noisy marching.)


2241
20
The Beatitudes


2242
21(incoherently)
Beer ⧼Beef⧽Beef beef battledog buybull businum barnum
22 buggerum
2243 bishop.


2244
23
Lyster


2245
24(in quakergrey kneebreeches and broadbrimmed hat, says discreetly)
He is
2246
25 our friend. I need not mention names. Seek thou the light.


2247
1( He corantos by.⸢CHe corantos by.C⸣ Best enters in hairdresser's attire, shinily
2248
2 laundered, his locks in curlpapers. He leads John Eglinton who
2249
3 wears a mandarin's kimono of Nankeen yellow, lizardlettered, and
2250
4 a high pagoda hat*.)


2251
5
Best


2252
6(smiling, lifts the hat and displays a shaven poll from the crown of which
2253
7 bristles a pigtailpigtail toupee tied with an orange topknot)
I was just
8 beautifying
2254 him, don't you know. A thing of beauty, don't you know, Yeats
9 says, or I
2255 mean, Keats says.


2256
10
John Eglinton


2257
11(produces a greencapped dark lantern and flashes it towards a corner: with
2258
12 carping accent)
Esthetics and cosmetics are for the boudoir. I am out for
2259
13 truth. Plain truth for a plain man. Tanderagee wants the facts and means to
2260
14 get them.


2261
15(In the cone of the searchlight behind the coalscuttle rises⧽coalscuttle rises
16coalscuttle, ollave,
2262 holyeyed,

16coalscuttle, ollave,
2262 holyeyed,
coalscuttle rises⧽coalscuttle rises
16coalscuttle, ollave,
2262 holyeyed,

16coalscuttle, ollave,
2262 holyeyed,
the bearded figure of Mananaun
17MacLir broods, chin on
2263 knees. He rises slowly
broods, chin on
2263 knees. He rises slowly
. A cold seawind
18 blows from his druid mouth.
2264 ⧼about⧽about About his head writhe eels
19 and elvers. He is encrusted with weeds
2265 and shells. His right hand
20 holds a bicycle pump. His left hand
2266 grasps a huge crayfish by its
21 two talons*.)


2267
22
Mananaun MacLir


2268
23(with a voice of waves)
Aum! Hek! Wal! Ak! Lub! Mor! Ma! White
2269
24 yoghin of the gods. Occult pimander of Hermes Trismegistos. (with a voice
2270
25 of whistling seawind)
Punarjanam patsypunjaub! I won't have my leg
2271
26 pulled. It has been said by one: ⧼hum⧽hum ⸢D ⧼hum⧽hum D⸣ beware the left, the cult of Shakti.
27 (with a
2272 cry of stormbirds)
Shakti Shiva .⧽.⧼gre⧽gre darkhidden Father!⧼gre⧽gre darkhidden Father! .⧽.⧼gre⧽gre darkhidden Father!⧼gre⧽gre darkhidden Father!
28 (*H⧼h⧽e smites with his
2273 bicycle pump the crayfish in his left hand. On its
29 cooperative dial glow the
2274 twelve twelve signs of the zodiac. He wails with the
30 vehemence of the ocean*.)

2275 Aum! Baum! Pyjaum! I am the light of the
31homestead! I am the dreamerydreamery
2276 creamery butter.


2277
1(A skeleton judashand strangles the light.A skeleton judashand strangles the light. The green light wanes
2 to
2278 mauve. The gasjet wails whistling*.)


2279
3
The Gasjet


2280
4 Pooeeh!⧽Pooeeh!Pooah!Pooah! Pooeeh!⧽Pooeeh!Pooah!Pooah! Pfuiiiiiii!


2281
5(Zoe runs to the chandelier and, crooking her leg, adjusts the
2282
6 mantle*.)


2283
7
Zoe


2284
8Who has a fag as I'm here?


2285
9
Lynch


2286
10(tossing a cigarette on to the table)
Here.


2287
11
Zoe


2288
12(her head perched aside in mock pride)
Is that the way to hand the pot to
2289 a
13 lady? (She stretches up to light the cigarette over the flame, twirling it
2290
14 slowly, showing the brown tufts of her armpits. Lynch with his poker lifts
2291
15 boldly a side of her slip. Bare from her garters up her flesh appears under
2292
16 the sapphire a nixie's green. She puffs calmly at her cigarette.)
Can you see
2293
17 the beautyspot of my behind?


2294
18
Lynch


2295
19I'm not looking.


2296
20
Zoe


2297
21(makes sheep's eyes)
No? You wouldn't do a less thing. Would you suck a
2298
22 lemon?


2299
23(Squinting in mock shame she glances with sidelong meaning at
2300
24Bloom, then twists round towards him, pulling her ⧼ gar⧽ gar slip free of
1 the
2301 poker. Blue fluid again flows over her flesh. Bloom stands,
2 smiling
2302 desirously, twirling his thumbs. Kitty Ricketts licks her
3 middle
2303 finger with her spittle and, gazing in the mirror, smooths
4 both
2304 eyebrows. Lipoti Virag, basilicogrammate, chutes rapidly
5 down
2305 through the chimneyflue and struts two steps to the left on
6 gawky
2306 pink stilts. He is sausaged into several overcoats and wears a
7 brown
2307 macintosh under which he holds a roll of parchment. In his
8 left eye
2308 flashes the monocle of Cashel Boyle O'Connor Fitzmaurice
9Tisdall
2309 Farrell. On his head is perched an Egyptian pshent. Two
10 quills
2310 project over his ears*.)


2311
11
Virag


2312
12(heels together, bows)
My name is Virag Lipoti, of Szombathely. (he
2313
13 coughs thoughtfully, drily)
Promiscuous nakedness ⧼in⧽in is much in
14 evidence
2314 hereabouts, eh? Inadvertently her backview revealed the fact that
15 she is not
2315 wearing those rather intimate garments of which you are a
16 particular
2316 devotee. The injection mark on the thigh I hope you perceived?
17 Good.


2317
18
Bloom


2318
19Granpapachi. But .....


2319
20
Virag


2320
21Number two on the other hand, she of the cherry rouge and coiffeuse white,
2321
22 whose hair owes not a little to our tribal elixir of gopherwood, is in
23 walking
2322 costume and tightly staysed by her sit, I should ⸢5[say. ]say. opine. opine. 5⸣ [say. ]say. opine. opine.
24 Backbone in front, so
2323 to say.
Backbone in front, so
2323 to say.
Correct me but I always understood that the
25 act so performed by
2324 skittish⸢5 skittish5⸣ humans
⸢Dby
2324 skittish⸢5 skittish5⸣ humansD⸣
with glimpses of lingerie appealed
26 to you in virtue of its
2325 exhibitionististicicity. In a word. Hippogriff. Am I
27 right?


2326
1
Bloom


2327
2She is rather lean.
2328


3
Virag


2329
4(not unpleasantly)
Absolutely!⸢DAbsolutely!D⸣ Well observed and those pannier pockets
5 of
2330 the skirt and slightly pegtop effect are devised to suggest bunchiness of
6 hip.
2331 A new purchase at some monster sale for which a gull has been
7 mulcted.
2332 Meretricious finery to deceive the eye. Observe the attention to
8 details of
2333 dustspecks. Never put on you⸢5you5⸣ tomorrow what you can wear
9today.
2334Parallax! (with a nervous twitch of his head) Did you hear my
10 brain go
2335 snap? Pollysyllabax!


2336
11
Bloom


2337
12(an elbow resting in a hand, a forefinger against his cheek)
She seems sad.


2338
13
Virag


2339
14(cynically, his weasel teeth bared yellow, draws down his left eye with a
2340
15finger and
⸢Cdraws down his left eye with a
2340
15finger andC⸣
barks hoarsely)
Hoax! Beware of the flapper and bogus
2341
16 mournful. Lily of the alley. All possess bachelor's button discovered by
2342
17Rualdus Columbus. Tumble her. ⸢6[Tumble]TumbleColumbleColumble 6⸣ [Tumble]TumbleColumbleColumble her.
⸢5All possess bachelor's button discovered by
2342
17Rualdus Columbus. Tumble her. ⸢6[Tumble]TumbleColumbleColumble 6⸣ [Tumble]TumbleColumbleColumble her.5⸣
Chameleon.
18 (more
2343 genially)
Well then, permit me to draw your attention to item
19 number three.
2344 [5 We stock all brands, mild, medium and strong.] We stock all brands, mild, medium and strong. ⸢C [5 We stock all brands, mild, medium and strong.] We stock all brands, mild, medium and strong. C⸣ There is
20 plenty of ⸢5[her.]her.her visible to the naked eye.her visible to the naked eye. 5⸣ [her.]her.her visible to the naked eye.her visible to the naked eye. Observe the mass of
2345
21 oxygenated vegetablevegetable matter on her skull. What ho, she bumps! The ugly
2346
22 duckling of the ⸢5[party .....]party .....party, longcasted and deep in keel.party, longcasted and deep in keel. 5⸣ [party .....]party .....party, longcasted and deep in keel.party, longcasted and deep in keel.


2347
23
Bloom


2348
24(regretfully)
When you come out without your gun.


2349
25
Virag


2350
26We can do you all brands, mild, medium and strong. Pay your money,
27take
2351your choice.
⸢7Pay your money,
27take
2351your choice. 7⸣
How happy could you be with either ...


2352
1
Bloom


2353
2With ...?


2354
3
Virag


2355
4 (his tongue upcurling) Lyum!⸢D (his tongue upcurling) Lyum!D⸣ Look. Her beam is broad. She is coated
5with
2356quite a considerable layer of fat. Obviously mammal in weight of
6bosom
⸢Din weight of
6bosomD⸣

2357 you remark that she has in front well to the fore two protuberances
7 of very
2358 respectable ⸢D[dimensions]dimensions dimensions, inclined to fall in the
8noonday soupplate,
dimensions, inclined to fall in the
8noonday soupplate,
D⸣
[dimensions]dimensions dimensions, inclined to fall in the
8noonday soupplate,
dimensions, inclined to fall in the
8noonday soupplate,
while on
2359 her rere lower down are two additional ⸢5[protuberances]protuberances
9 protuberances, suggestive of potent
2360rectum and

9 protuberances, suggestive of potent
2360rectum and
5⸣
[protuberances]protuberances
9 protuberances, suggestive of potent
2360rectum and

9 protuberances, suggestive of potent
2360rectum and

10tumescent for ⸢5[palpation]palpation palpation, palpation, 5⸣ [palpation]palpation palpation, palpation,
⸢D
10tumescent for ⸢5[palpation]palpation palpation, palpation, 5⸣ [palpation]palpation palpation, palpation, D⸣
which leave nothing to be
11 desired save
2361 compactness. Such fleshy parts are the product of careful
12 nurture. When
2362 coopfattened their livers reach an elephantine size. Pellets
13 of new bread
2363 with fennygreek and gumbenjamin swamped down by
14 potions of green tea
2364 endow them during their brief existence with natural
15 pincushions of quite
2365 colossal blubber. That suits your book, eh?
16Fleshhotpots of Egypt to
2366hanker after.
⸢7
16Fleshhotpots of Egypt to
2366hanker after.7⸣
Wallow in it. Lycopodium. (his
17 throat twitches)
Slapbang!⸢CSlapbang!C⸣
2367 There he goes again.


2368
18
Bloom


2369
19The stye I dislike.
2370


20
Virag


2371
21(arches his eyebrows)
Contact with a goldring, they say. Argumentum ad
2372
22 feminam
, as we said in old Rome and ancient ⸢5[Greece.]Greece.Greece in the
23consulship of
2373Diplodocus and Ichthyosauros.
Greece in the
23consulship of
2373Diplodocus and Ichthyosauros.
5⸣
[Greece.]Greece.Greece in the
23consulship of
2373Diplodocus and Ichthyosauros.
Greece in the
23consulship of
2373Diplodocus and Ichthyosauros.
⸢D Argumentum ad
2372
22 feminam
, as we said in old Rome and ancient ⸢5[Greece.]Greece.Greece in the
23consulship of
2373Diplodocus and Ichthyosauros.
Greece in the
23consulship of
2373Diplodocus and Ichthyosauros.
5⸣
[Greece.]Greece.Greece in the
23consulship of
2373Diplodocus and Ichthyosauros.
Greece in the
23consulship of
2373Diplodocus and Ichthyosauros.
D⸣
For the rest Eve's
24 sovereign remedy. Not
2374 for sale. Hire only. Huguenot. (he twitches) It is a
25 funny sound. (he
2375 coughs encouragingly)
But possibly it is only a wart. I
26 presume you ⸢5[remember]remembershall
2376have remembered
shall
2376have remembered
5⸣
[remember]remembershall
2376have remembered
shall
2376have remembered
what I will ⸢5[teach]teachhave
27taught
have
27taught
5⸣
[teach]teachhave
27taught
have
27taught
you on that head? Wheatenmeal
2377 with honey and nutmeg.


2378
1
Bloom


2379
2(reflecting)
Wheatenmeal with lycopodium and syllabax.⸢5Wheatenmeal with lycopodium and syllabax.5⸣ This searching
2380
3 ⧼c⧽c ordeal. It has been an unusually fatiguing day, a chapter of accidents.
4 Wait.
2381 I mean, wartsblood spreads warts, you said ...


2382
5
Virag


2383
6(severely, his nose hardhumped, his nose hardhumped, his side eye winking)
Stop twirling
7 your
2384 thumbs and have a good old thunk. See, you have forgotten.⸢DSee, you have forgotten.D⸣
8 Exercise your
2385 mnemotechnic. La causa è santa. Tara. Tara. (aside) ⸢5 (aside) 5⸣
9 He will surely
2386 remember.


2387
10
Bloom


2388
11Rosemary also did I understand you to say or willpower over parasitic
2389
12 tissues. Then nay no I have an inkling. The touch of a deadhand cures.⸢5The touch of a deadhand cures.5⸣
2390
13 Mnemo?


2391
14
Virag


2392
15(excitedly)
I say so. I say so. E'en so. Technic. (he taps his parchmentroll
2393
16 energetically)
This book tells you how to act with all descriptive
2394
17 particulars. Consult index for agitated fear of aconite, melancholy of
2395
18muriatic, priapic pulsatilla.
⸢5Consult index for agitated fear of aconite, melancholy of
2395
18muriatic, priapic pulsatilla.5⸣
⸢D[I am]I amVirag isVirag is D⸣ [I am]I amVirag isVirag is going to talk about
19 amputation. Our
2396 old friend caustic. They must be starved. Snip off with
20 horsehair under the
2397 denned neck. But, to change the venue to the Bulgar
21 and the Basque,
to the Bulgar
21 and the Basque,
have
2398 you made up your mind whether you like or dislike
22 women in male
2399habiliments? (with a dry snigger) You intended to devote
23 an entire year to
2400 the study of the religious problem and the summer months
24of 1886 to
2401 square the circle and win that million. Pomegranate! From the
25 sublime to
2402 the ridiculous is but a step. Pyjamas, let us say? Or stockingette
26gussetted
2403knickers, closed?
⸢COr stockingette
26gussetted
2403knickers, closed?C⸣
⸢D[Or]OrOr, put we⸢7we7⸣ the case,Or, put we⸢7we7⸣ the case, D⸣ [Or]OrOr, put we⸢7we7⸣ the case,Or, put we⸢7we7⸣ the case, those
27 complicated combinations,
2404 camiknickers? (he crows derisively)
28 Keekeereekee!


2405
29(Bloom surveys uncertainly the three ⸢7[whores,]whores, whores whores 7⸣ [whores,]whores, whores whores then
30 gazes at the
2406 veiled mauve light, hearing the everflying moth*.)


2407
1
Bloom


2408
2I wanted then to have now concluded. Nightdress was never.⸢CNightdress was never.C⸣ Hence this.
2409
3 But tomorrow is a new day will be. Past was is today. What now is will then
2410
4morrow as now was be past yester.


2411
5
Virag


2412
6(prompts into his ear⧽into his ear into his ear⧽into his ear in a pig's whisper)
Insects of the day spend their
7 brief existence
2413 in reiterated coition, lured by the smell of the ⸢D[female.]female.
8fumale more than by her pulchritude.⧽

8fumale more than by her pulchritude.
inferiorly pulchritudinous
2414 ⸢5[fumale.]fumale.
9 fumale possessing extendified pudendal nerve in dorsal region.

9 fumale possessing extendified pudendal nerve in dorsal region.
5⸣
[fumale.]fumale.
9 fumale possessing extendified pudendal nerve in dorsal region.

9 fumale possessing extendified pudendal nerve in dorsal region.

8fumale more than by her pulchritude.⧽

8fumale more than by her pulchritude.
inferiorly pulchritudinous
2414 ⸢5[fumale.]fumale.
9 fumale possessing extendified pudendal nerve in dorsal region.

9 fumale possessing extendified pudendal nerve in dorsal region.
5⸣
[fumale.]fumale.
9 fumale possessing extendified pudendal nerve in dorsal region.

9 fumale possessing extendified pudendal nerve in dorsal region.
D⸣
[female.]female.
8fumale more than by her pulchritude.⧽

8fumale more than by her pulchritude.
inferiorly pulchritudinous
2414 ⸢5[fumale.]fumale.
9 fumale possessing extendified pudendal nerve in dorsal region.

9 fumale possessing extendified pudendal nerve in dorsal region.
5⸣
[fumale.]fumale.
9 fumale possessing extendified pudendal nerve in dorsal region.

9 fumale possessing extendified pudendal nerve in dorsal region.

8fumale more than by her pulchritude.⧽

8fumale more than by her pulchritude.
inferiorly pulchritudinous
2414 ⸢5[fumale.]fumale.
9 fumale possessing extendified pudendal nerve in dorsal region.

9 fumale possessing extendified pudendal nerve in dorsal region.
5⸣
[fumale.]fumale.
9 fumale possessing extendified pudendal nerve in dorsal region.

9 fumale possessing extendified pudendal nerve in dorsal region.

10 Pretty Poll!
2415 (his yellow parrotbeak gabbles nasally) They had a proverb in
11 the
2416 Carpathians in or about the year five thousand ⸢5[six]sixfivefive 5⸣ [six]sixfivefive hundred
12and fifty
⸢5
12and fifty5⸣
of our
2417 era. One tablespoonful of honey will attract friend
13 Bruin more than half a
2418 dozen barrels of first choice malt vinegar. Bear's
14buzz bothers bees.
⸢5Bear's
14buzz bothers bees.5⸣
But of
2419 this apart. At another time we may resume. We
15 were very pleased.⧽pleased. pleased, we
2420 others.
pleased, we
2420 others.
pleased.⧽pleased. pleased, we
2420 others.
pleased, we
2420 others.
(he coughs and, bending his
16brow, rubs his nose thoughtfully with a
2421 scooping hand
and, bending his
16brow, rubs his nose thoughtfully with a
2421 scooping hand
)
You shall find
17 that these night insects follow the light. An
2422 illusion for remember their
18 complex unadjustable eye. All⧽AllFor all For all All⧽AllFor all For all these knotty
2423points [of
19 sexology]
of
19 sexology
[of
19 sexology]
of
19 sexology
see the seventeenth book ofthe seventeenth book of my Fundamentals of Sexology or
20the
2424Love Passion which Doctor L. B. says is the book sensationsensation of the
21year.
⸢D All⧽AllFor all For all All⧽AllFor all For all these knotty
2423points [of
19 sexology]
of
19 sexology
[of
19 sexology]
of
19 sexology
see the seventeenth book ofthe seventeenth book of my Fundamentals of Sexology or
20the
2424Love Passion which Doctor L. B. says is the book sensationsensation of the
21year.D⸣

2425 ⸢C[Some]Some Some, to example, Some, to example, C⸣ [Some]Some Some, to example, Some, to example, there are again whose movements are
22 automatic.
2426 Perceive. That is his appropriate sun. Nightbird nightsun
23 nighttown. Chase
2427 me, Charley! (he blows into Bloom's ear) (he blows into Bloom's ear) Buzz!


2428
24
Bloom


2429
25Bee or bluebottle too other day butting shadow on wall dazed self then me
2430
26 wandered dazed down shirt good job I ....


2431
27
Virag


2432
28(his face impassive, laughs in a rich feminine key)
Splendid! Spanish fly in
2433
29 his fly or mustard plaster ⸢5[put some life in it.]put some life in it.on his dibble.on his dibble. 5⸣ [put some life in it.]put some life in it.on his dibble.on his dibble. (*h⧼H⧽e gobbles
30 gluttonously with
2434 turkey wattles)
Bubbly jock! Bubbly jock! Where are
31 we? Open Sesame!
2435 Cometh forth! (he unrolls his parchment rapidly and
1reads, his
2436 glowworm's nose running backwards over the letters which he
2 claws
which he
2 claws
)
Stay,
2437 good friend. I bring thee thy answer.⸢5I bring thee thy answer.5⸣ Redbank oysters will
3 shortly be upon
2438 us. I'm the best o'cook.⸢DI'm the best o'cook.D⸣ Those succulent bivalves may
4 help us and the
2439 truffles of Perigord, tubers dislodged ⸢7[by the]by thethrough
5mister
through
5mister
7⸣
[by the]by thethrough
5mister
through
5mister
omnivorous porker,
2440 were unsurpassed in cases of nervous ⸢5[debility.]debility.
6 debility or viragitis.

6 debility or viragitis.
5⸣
[debility.]debility.
6 debility or viragitis.

6 debility or viragitis.
Though they
2441 stink yet they sting. (he wags
7his head with cackling raillery)
Jocular. With
2442 my eyeglass in my ocular.
8(he sneezes)
Amen!


2443
9
Bloom


2444
10(absently)
⸢5[Woman's]Woman'sOcularly woman's bivalveOcularly woman's bivalve 5⸣ [Woman's]Woman'sOcularly woman's bivalveOcularly woman's bivalve case is worse. Always ⸢5[open.]open.
11 open sesame.

11 open sesame.
5⸣
[open.]open.
11 open sesame.

11 open sesame.

2445 The cloven sex.⸢D The cloven sex.D⸣ Why they fear vermin, creeping
12 things. Yet Eve and the
2446 serpent contradicts. Not a historical fact. Obvious ⸢D[analogy.]analogy.
13 analogy to my idea.

13 analogy to my idea.
D⸣
[analogy.]analogy.
13 analogy to my idea.

13 analogy to my idea.

2447 Serpents too are gluttons for woman's
14milk. Wind their way through miles
2448of omnivorous⸢5omnivorous5⸣ forest to ⸢5[suck]suck
15sucksucculent

15sucksucculent
5⸣
[suck]suck
15sucksucculent

15sucksucculent
her breast dry. Like those
2449 bubblyjocular⸢5bubblyjocular5⸣ Roman
16 matrons one reads of in ⸢7[Elephantulus.]Elephantulus. Elephantuliasis. Elephantuliasis. 7⸣ [Elephantulus.]Elephantulus. Elephantuliasis. Elephantuliasis.
Like those
2449 bubblyjocular⸢5bubblyjocular5⸣ Roman
16 matrons one reads of in ⸢7[Elephantulus.]Elephantulus. Elephantuliasis. Elephantuliasis. 7⸣ [Elephantulus.]Elephantulus. Elephantuliasis. Elephantuliasis.


2450
17
Virag


2451
18(cranes his neck forward,⧼)⧽) his finger pointed, his nostrils dilated,
19 reading⧽
cranes his neck forward,⧼)⧽) his finger pointed, his nostrils dilated,
19 reading
his mouth projected in hard wrinkles, eyes stonily forlornly
20 closed, psalms
2452 in outlandish monotone
his mouth projected in hard wrinkles, eyes stonily forlornly
20 closed, psalms
2452 in outlandish monotone
cranes his neck forward,⧼)⧽) his finger pointed, his nostrils dilated,
19 reading⧽
cranes his neck forward,⧼)⧽) his finger pointed, his nostrils dilated,
19 reading
his mouth projected in hard wrinkles, eyes stonily forlornly
20 closed, psalms
2452 in outlandish monotone
his mouth projected in hard wrinkles, eyes stonily forlornly
20 closed, psalms
2452 in outlandish monotone
)
Cows⧽CowsThat the cows That the cows Cows⧽CowsThat the cows That the cows with
21 ⸢5[the]thetheirtheir 5⸣ [the]thetheirtheir those ⸢5[the]thetheirtheir 5⸣ [the]thetheirtheir those distended udders
2453 that theythat they have been the thethe the
22 known ....


2454
23
Bloom


2455
24I am going to scream. I beg your pardon. Ah? So*. (he repeats)
2456
25 Spontaneously to seek out the saurian's lair in order to entrust their teats to
2457
26 his avid suction. Ant milks aphis. (profoundly) Instinct rules the world. In
2458
27 life. In death.


2459
1
Virag


2460
2(head askew, arches his back and hunched wingshoulders, peers at the
2461
3 moth out of blear bulged eyes,
head askew, arches his back and hunched wingshoulders, peers at the
2461
3 moth out of blear bulged eyes,
points a horning⸢ChorningC⸣ claw at the moth⧽at the moth at the moth⧽at the moth
4 and cries)
Who's
2462 moth moth? Who's dear Gerald? Dear Ger, that you?
5 O dear, he is Gerald.
2463 O, I much⸢5much5⸣ fear he shall be most⸢5most5⸣ badly burned.
6Will some pleashe⸢6pleashe6⸣ pershon
2464not now impediment so ⸢6[catastrophe]catastrophe
7catastrophics

7catastrophics
6⸣
[catastrophe]catastrophe
7catastrophics

7catastrophics
mit agitation of firstclass
2465tablenumpkin? (he mews) ⸢7 (he mews) 7⸣
8Puss puss puss puss!
⸢D
6Will some pleashe⸢6pleashe6⸣ pershon
2464not now impediment so ⸢6[catastrophe]catastrophe
7catastrophics

7catastrophics
6⸣
[catastrophe]catastrophe
7catastrophics

7catastrophics
mit agitation of firstclass
2465tablenumpkin? (he mews) ⸢7 (he mews) 7⸣
8Puss puss puss puss!D⸣
(he sighs⧽sighs sighs, draws back and
2466 stares
9 sideways down with dropping underjaw*⧼.⧽
sighs, draws back and
2466 stares
9 sideways down with dropping underjaw*⧼.⧽
sighs⧽sighs sighs, draws back and
2466 stares
9 sideways down with dropping underjaw*⧼.⧽
sighs, draws back and
2466 stares
9 sideways down with dropping underjaw*⧼.⧽
)
Well, well. He doth rest
2467
10 anon. (he snaps his jaws suddenly on the air) (he snaps his jaws suddenly on the air)


2468
11
The Moth


2469
12
I'm a tiny tiny thing

2470
13
Ever flying in the spring

2471
14
Round and round a ringaring.

2472
15
Long ago I was a king

2473
16
Now I do this kind of thing

2474
17
On the wing, on the wing!

2475
18
Bing!


2476
19(*h⧼H⧽e rushes against the mauve shade, flapping noisily)


2477
20
Pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty petticoats.


2478
21(From left upper entrance with two gliding steps Henry Flower
2479
22 comes forward to left front centre. He wears a dark mantle and
2480
23 drooping plumed sombrero. He carries a silverstringed inlaid
2481
24 dulcimer and a longstemmed bamboo Jacob's pipe, its clay bowl
2482
25 fashioned as a female head. He wears dark velvet hose and
2483
26 silverbuckled ⧼sho⧽sho pumps. He has the romantic Saviour's face with
2484
27 flowing locks, thin beard and moustache. His spindlelegs and
2485
28 sparrow feet are those of the tenor Mario, prince of Candia. He
2486
29 settles down his goffered⸢7goffered7⸣ ruffs and moistens his lips with a
30 passage
2487 of his amorous tongue.*)


2488
1
Henry


2489
2(in a low dulcet voice, touching the strings of his guitar)
There is a flower
2490
3 that bloometh.


2491
4(Virag silent⧽silent truculent, truculent, silent⧽silent truculent, truculent, his jowl set, his jowl set, stares at the lamp.
5 GraveGrave Bloom
2492 regards Zoe's neck. Henry gallantgallant turns with
6pendant dewlap
with
6pendant dewlap
to the
2493 piano*.)


2494
7
Stephen


2495
8(to himself)
Play with your eyes shut. Imitate pa. Filling my belly with
2496
9 husks of swine. Too much of this. I will arise and go to my. Expect this is
2497
10 the. Steve, thou art in a parlous way. Must visit old Deasy or ⸢5[write.]write.
11telegraph.

11telegraph.
5⸣
[write.]write.
11telegraph.

11telegraph.
Our
2498 interview of this morning has left on me a deep impression.
12 Though our
2499 ages. Will write fully tomorrow.⸢DWill write fully tomorrow.D⸣ I'm partially drunk, by the
13 way*. (he
2500 touches the keys again)
Minor chord comes now. Yes. Not much
14 however.


2501
15(Almidano Artifoni holds out a batonroll of music with vigorous
2502
16moustachework.)


2503
17
Artifoni


2504
18Ci
rifletta. Lei rovina tutto.
2505

⸢7[Florrie]Florrie
19
Florry

19
Florry
7⸣
[Florrie]Florrie
19
Florry

19
Florry


2506
20Sing us something. Love's old sweet song.


2507
21
Stephen


2508
22No voice. I am a most finished artist. Lynch, did I show you the letter about
2509
23 the lute?
2510

⸢7[Florrie]Florrie
24
Florry

24
Florry
7⸣
[Florrie]Florrie
24
Florry

24
Florry


2511
25(smirking)
The bird that can sing and won't sing.


2512
1(The Siamese twins, Philip Drunk and Philip Sober, two Oxford
2513
2dons with lawnmowers, appear in the window embrasure. Both are
2514
3masked with Matthew Arnold's face*.)


2515
4
Philip Sober


2516
5Take a fool's advice. All is not well. Work it out with the buttend of a pencil,
2517
6 like a good young idiot. Three pounds twelve you got, two notes, one
2518
7 sovereign, two crowns, if youth but knew. Mooney's en ville, Mooney's sur
2519
8 mer, the Moira, Larchet's, Holles street hospital, Burke's. Eh? I am
2520
9 watching you.


2521
10
Philip Drunk


2522
11(impatiently)
Ah, bosh, man. Go to ⸢5[hell.]hell.hell!hell! 5⸣ [hell.]hell.hell!hell! I paid my way. If I could
12 only
2523 find out about octaves. Reduplication of personality. Who was it told
13 me his
2524 name? (his lawnmower begins to purr) Aha, yes. Zoe mou sas agapo.
14 Have
2525 a notion I was here before. When was it not Atkinson his card I have
2526
15somewhere. Mac Somebody. Unmack I have it. He told me about, hold on,
2527
16 Swinburne, 🕮 was it, no?
2528

⸢7[Florrie]Florrie
17
Florry

17
Florry
7⸣
[Florrie]Florrie
17
Florry

17
Florry


2529
18And the song?


2530
19
Stephen


2531
20Spirit is willing but the flesh is weak.
2532

⸢7[Florrie]Florrie
21
Florry

21
Florry
7⸣
[Florrie]Florrie
21
Florry

21
Florry


2533
22Are you out of Maynooth? You're like someone I knew once.


2534
23
Stephen


2535
24Out of it now*. (to himself) Clever.


2536
1
Philip Drunk and Philip Sober


2537
2(their lawnmowers purring with a rigadoon of grasshalms)
Clever ever.
2538
3Out of it out of it. By the bye have you the book, the thing, the ashplant?
2539
4 Yes, there it, yes. Cleverever outofitnow. Keep in condition. Do like us.


2540
5
Zoe


2541
6There was a priest down here ⸢5[on Monday]on Mondaytwo nights agotwo nights ago 5⸣ [on Monday]on Mondaytwo nights agotwo nights ago to do his bit of
7 business with
2542 his coat buttoned up. You needn't ⧼to⧽to try to hide, I says to
8 him. I know you've a
2543 Roman collar.


2544
9
Virag


2545
10Perfectly logical from his standpoint.

2545
10Perfectly logical from his standpoint.
Fall of man.⸢5Fall of man.5⸣ (harshly, his pupils
2546
11 waxing)
To hell with the ⸢6[pope.]pope.pope!pope! 6⸣ [pope.]pope.pope!pope! Nothing new under the sun. I am
12 the Virag
2547 who disclosed the Sex Secrets of Monks and Maidens. Why I left
13 the church
2548 of Rome. Read the Priest, the Woman and the Confessional.
14 Penrose.
2549 Flipperty Jippert. (he wriggles) ⸢5[Woman]WomanWoman, undoingWoman, undoing 5⸣ [Woman]WomanWoman, undoingWoman, undoing
15 with sweet pudor her belt
2550of rushrope,
⸢5her belt
2550of rushrope,5⸣
offers her allmoist yoni to man's ⸢D[linga.]linga.
16 lingam.

16 lingam.
D⸣
[linga.]linga.
16 lingam.

16 lingam.
Short time after man
2551 presents woman with pieces of
17jungle
⸢7
17jungle7⸣
meat. Woman shows joy and covers
2552 herself with featherskins. Man
18 loves her yoni fiercely with big ⸢D[linga.]linga.lingam, the
2553stiff one.
lingam, the
2553stiff one.
D⸣
[linga.]linga.lingam, the
2553stiff one.
lingam, the
2553stiff one.
(he cries)
19Coactus
volui. Then giddy woman will run about.
2554 Strong man grapses
20 woman's wrist. Woman squeals, bites, spucks. Man,
2555 now fierce⸢5fierce5⸣ angry,
21 strikes woman's fat yadgana. (he chases his tail)
2556 Piffpaff! Popo! (he stops,
22 sneezes)
Pchp!
(he wriggles) ⸢5[Woman]WomanWoman, undoingWoman, undoing 5⸣ [Woman]WomanWoman, undoingWoman, undoing
15 with sweet pudor her belt
2550of rushrope,
⸢5her belt
2550of rushrope,5⸣
offers her allmoist yoni to man's ⸢D[linga.]linga.
16 lingam.

16 lingam.
D⸣
[linga.]linga.
16 lingam.

16 lingam.
Short time after man
2551 presents woman with pieces of
17jungle
⸢7
17jungle7⸣
meat. Woman shows joy and covers
2552 herself with featherskins. Man
18 loves her yoni fiercely with big ⸢D[linga.]linga.lingam, the
2553stiff one.
lingam, the
2553stiff one.
D⸣
[linga.]linga.lingam, the
2553stiff one.
lingam, the
2553stiff one.
(he cries)
19Coactus
volui. Then giddy woman will run about.
2554 Strong man grapses
20 woman's wrist. Woman squeals, bites, spucks. Man,
2555 now fierce⸢5fierce5⸣ angry,
21 strikes woman's fat yadgana. (he chases his tail)
2556 Piffpaff! Popo! (he stops,
22 sneezes)
Pchp!
🕮 (he worries his butt) Prrrrrht!⸢5 (he worries his butt) Prrrrrht!5⸣


2557
23
Lynch


2558
24I hope you gave the good father a penance. Nine glorias for shooting a
2559
25 bishop.


2560
26
Zoe


2561
27(spouts walrus smoke through her nostrils)
He couldn't get a⸢5a5⸣
28 connection.
2562 Only, you know, sensation. A dry rush.


2563
1
Bloom


2564
2Poor man!


2565
3
Zoe


2566
4(lightly)
Only for what happened him.
2567


5
Virag⧽

5
Virag
BloomBloom

5
Virag⧽

5
Virag
BloomBloom


2568
6How?


2569
7
Virag


2570
8(*A⧼a⧽ diabolic rictus of black luminosity contracting his visage⧽visage visage,
9 cranes his
2571 scraggy neck forward. He lifts a mooncalf nozzle and howls*.
visage,
9 cranes his
2571 scraggy neck forward. He lifts a mooncalf nozzle and howls*.
visage⧽visage visage,
9 cranes his
2571 scraggy neck forward. He lifts a mooncalf nozzle and howls*.
visage,
9 cranes his
2571 scraggy neck forward. He lifts a mooncalf nozzle and howls*.
)

10Verfluchte

2572 Goim!  He had a father, forty fathers. He never existed. Pig
11God!
⸢5Pig
11God!5⸣
He had
2573 two left feet.
He had
2573 two left feet.
He was Judas Iacchia, ⸢5[the]the a a 5⸣ [the]the a a Libyan
12 eunuch, the pope's bastard.
2574 (*h⧼H⧽e leans out on tortured forepaws, elbows
13 bent rigid, his eye agonising in
2575 his flat skullneck and yelps >towards⧽towards
14over

14over
<
towards⧽towards
14over

14over
the mute world)
(*h⧼H⧽e leans out on tortured forepaws, elbows
13 bent rigid, his eye agonising in
2575 his flat skullneck and yelps >towards⧽towards
14over

14over
<
towards⧽towards
14over

14over
the mute world)
A son of a whore.
2576 Apocalypse.


2577
15
Kitty


2578
16And Mary Shortall that was in the lock with the pox she got from Jimmy
2579
17 Pidgeon in the blue caps had a child off him that couldn't swallow and ⧼they
18 had to smother it⧽
they
18 had to smother it
was
2580 smothered with the convulsions⸢Dwith the convulsionsD⸣ in the mattress
19 and we all subscribed for
2581 the funeral.
and we all subscribed for
2581 the funeral.

⸢7


2582
20
Philip Drunk


2583
21 (gravely) ⸢7 (gravely) 7⸣ Qui vous a mis dans cette fichue position, Philippe?


2584
22
Philip Sober


2585
23(gaily)
C'était le sacré pigeon, Philippe.


2586
1( ⸢7[She]SheKittyKitty 7⸣ [She]SheKittyKitty unpins her hat and sets it down calmly, patting her
2 henna
2587 hair. And a prettier, a daintier head of winsome curls was
3 never seen
2588 on a whore's shoulders. Lynch puts on her hat. She
4 whips it off.
Lynch puts on her hat. She
4 whips it off.
)


2589
5
Lynch


2590
6(laughs)
And to such delights has Metchnikoff inoculated anthropoid apes.
2591

⸢7[Florrie]Florrie
7
Florry

7
Florry
7⸣
[Florrie]Florrie
7
Florry

7
Florry


2592
8(nods)
Locomotor ataxy.
2593


9
Lyn⧽

9
Lyn
Zoe


2594
10(gaily)
O, my dictionary.


2595
11
Lynch


2596
12Three wise virgins.


2597
13
Virag


2598
14( *a⧼A⧽gueshaken,⸢5 *a⧼A⧽gueshaken,5⸣ profuse yellow spawn foaming over his bony epileptic
15 lips)

2599 She sold lovephiltres, whitewax, orangeflower. Panther, the Roman
2600
16 centurion, polluted ⸢D[her.]her.her with his genitories.her with his genitories. D⸣ [her.]her.her with his genitories.her with his genitories. (he sticks out a
17 flickering
2601 phosphorescent scorpionscorpion ⸢C[tongue]tongue tongue, his hand on his
18fork
tongue, his hand on his
18fork
C⸣
[tongue]tongue tongue, his hand on his
18fork
tongue, his hand on his
18fork
)
Messiah!⸢CMessiah!C⸣ He burst
2602 her tympanum. (with gibbering baboon's
19 cries he jerks his hips in the
2603 cynical spasm)
Hik! Hek! Hak! Hok! Huk!
20Kok! Kuk!
⸢7 (with gibbering baboon's
19 cries he jerks his hips in the
2603 cynical spasm)
Hik! Hek! Hak! Hok! Huk!
20Kok! Kuk!7⸣


2604
21(Ben Jumbo Dollard, rubicund, musclebound, hairynostrilled,
2605
22hugebearded, cabbageeared, shaggychested, shockmaned,shockmaned,
2606
23 fatpapped, stands forth, his loins and genitals tightened into a pair
2607
24 of black bathing bagslops*.)


2608
1
Ben Dollard


2609
2(nakkering castanet bones in his huge padded paws, yodels jovially in
3 base
2610 barreltone)
When love absorbs my ardent soul.

🕮
2611
4 (The virgins Nurse Callan and Nurse Quigley burst through
5 the
2612 ringkeepers and the ropes and mob him with open arms*.)


2613
6
The Virgins


2614
7(gushingly)
Big Ben! Ben my Chree!


2615
8
A Voice


2616
9Hold that fellow with the bad breeches.
2617


10
Ben Dollard


2618
11(smites his thigh in abundant laughter)
Hold him now.


2619
12
Henry


2620
13(caressing on his breast a severed female head, murmurs)
Thine heart,
2621
14 mine love. (he plucks his lutestrings) When first I saw ...⸢7 (he plucks his lutestrings) When first I saw ...7⸣


2622
15
Virag


2623
16(sloughing his skins, his multitudinous plumage moulting)
Rats! (he
2624
17yawns, showing a coalblack throat⧽throat throat, and closes his jaws by an
18 upward push
2625 of his parchmentroll
throat, and closes his jaws by an
18 upward push
2625 of his parchmentroll
throat⧽throat throat, and closes his jaws by an
18 upward push
2625 of his parchmentroll
throat, and closes his jaws by an
18 upward push
2625 of his parchmentroll
)
After having said which I took my
19 departure.
2626 Farewell. Fare thee well. Dreck!  ⸢D Dreck!  D⸣


2627
20(Henry Flower combs his moustache and beard rapidly with a
2628
21 pocketcomb and gives a cow's lick to his hair. Steered by his
22rapier,
2629he glides to the ⸢7[door.]door.door, his wild harp slung behind
23him.
door, his wild harp slung behind
23him.
7⸣
[door.]door.door, his wild harp slung behind
23him.
door, his wild harp slung behind
23him.
Virag reaches
2630 the door in two ungainlyungainly ⸢7[stilthops]stilthops
24stilthops, his tail cocked,

24stilthops, his tail cocked,
7⸣
[stilthops]stilthops
24stilthops, his tail cocked,

24stilthops, his tail cocked,
and deftly claps
2631 sideways on the wall a
1 pusyellow handbill⧽handbill ⸢7[flybill*. ]flybill*. flybill, butting it with his
2head.
flybill, butting it with his
2head.
7⸣
[flybill*. ]flybill*. flybill, butting it with his
2head.
flybill, butting it with his
2head.
⸢7[flybill*. ]flybill*. flybill, butting it with his
2head.
flybill, butting it with his
2head.
7⸣
[flybill*. ]flybill*. flybill, butting it with his
2head.
flybill, butting it with his
2head.
handbill⧽handbill ⸢7[flybill*. ]flybill*. flybill, butting it with his
2head.
flybill, butting it with his
2head.
7⸣
[flybill*. ]flybill*. flybill, butting it with his
2head.
flybill, butting it with his
2head.
⸢7[flybill*. ]flybill*. flybill, butting it with his
2head.
flybill, butting it with his
2head.
7⸣
[flybill*. ]flybill*. flybill, butting it with his
2head.
flybill, butting it with his
2head.
)


2632
3
The Flybill


2633
4K. 11. Post No Bills. Strictly confidential. Dr Hy Franks.


2634
5
Henry


2635
6All is lost now.

⸢ROS


2636
7(He⧽HeViragVirag He⧽HeViragVirag unscrews his head in a trice and holds it under his
8arm*. )


2637
9
Virag's Head


2638
10Quack!


2639
11(Exeunt severally*.)


2640
12
Stephen


2641
13(over his shoulder to Zoe)
You would have preferred the fighting parson
2642
14 who founded the protestant error. But beware Antisthenes, the dog sage,
2643
15 and
Antisthenes, the dog sage,
2643
15 and
the last end of Arius Heresiarchus. The agony in the closet.


2644
16
Zoe⧽ZoeLynchLynch Zoe⧽ZoeLynchLynch


2645
17All one and the same God to her to her.


2646
18
Stephen


2647
19(devoutly)
And sovereign Lord of all things.
2648

⸢7[Florrie]Florrie
20
Florry

20
Florry
7⸣
[Florrie]Florrie
20
Florry

20
Florry


2649
21 (to Stephen) (to Stephen) I'm sure you're a spoiled priest. Or a monk.⸢6Or a monk.6⸣


2650
1
Lynch


2651
2He is. A cardinal's son.


2652
3
Stephen


2653
4Cardinal sin. Monks of the screw.⸢6Monks of the screw.6⸣


2654
5(His Eminence Simon Stephen cardinal Dedalus⧽Dedalus Dedalus,
6primate of all
2655 Ireland,
Dedalus,
6primate of all
2655 Ireland,
Dedalus⧽Dedalus Dedalus,
6primate of all
2655 Ireland,
Dedalus,
6primate of all
2655 Ireland,
appears in the doorway, dressed in red
7 soutane, sandals
2656 and socks. Seven dwarf acolytes⧽acolytessimian
8acolytes, also in red,
simian
8acolytes, also in red,
acolytes⧽acolytessimian
8acolytes, also in red,
simian
8acolytes, also in red,
cardinal sins,
2657 uphold his train, peeping
9 under it. He wears a battered silk hat
2658 sideways on his head. His
10 thumbs are stuck in his armpits and his
2659 palms outspread. Round his
11 neck hangs a rosary of corks ending on
2660 his breast in a corkscrew
12 cross. Releasing his thumbs, he invokes
2661 grace from on high with
13 large wave gestures and proclaims with
2662 bloated pomp: )


2663
14
The Cardinal


2664
15
Conservio lies captured

2665
16
He lies in the lowest dungeon

2666
17
With manacles and chains around his limbs

2667
18
Weighing upwards of three tons.


2668
19(He looks at all for a moment, his right eye closed tight, his left
2669
20 cheek puffed out. Then, unable to repress his merriment, he rocks to
2670
21 and fro, arms akimbo, and sings with broad rollicking humour: )


2671
22
O, the poor little fellow

2672
23
Hihihihihis legs they were yellow

2673
24
He was plump, fat and heavy and brisk as a snake

2674
25
But some bloody savage

2675
26
To graize his white cabbage

2676
27
He murdered Nell Flaherty's duckloving drake.


2677
28(A multitude of midges swarms white over his robe. A multitude of midges swarms white over his robe. He
29 scratches
2678 himself with crossed arms at his ribs, grimacing, and
30exclaims: )


2679
1 I'm suffering the agony of the damned ⧼with⧽with.I'm suffering the agony of the damned ⧼with⧽with. By the hoky fiddle,
2 thanks be to
2680Jesus
thanks be to
2680Jesus
those funny little chaps [thanks be to Jesus]thanks be to Jesus [thanks be to Jesus]thanks be to Jesus [thanks be to Jesus]thanks be to Jesus [thanks be to Jesus]thanks be to Jesus are not
3 unanimous. If they were they'd walk
2681 me off the face of the bloody ⧼earth⧽earth
4 globe.


2682
5(His head aslant he blesses curtly with fore and middle ⸢B[fingers]fingers
6fingers,
2683imparts the Easter kiss

6fingers,
2683imparts the Easter kiss
B⸣
[fingers]fingers
6fingers,
2683imparts the Easter kiss

6fingers,
2683imparts the Easter kiss
and doubleshuffles off comically,
7 swaying his
2684 hat from side to side, shrinking quickly to the size of his
2685
8 trainbearers. The dwarf acolytes, giggling, peeping, nudging,
9 ogling,
2686 easterkissing,⸢B easterkissing,B⸣ zigzag behind him. His voice is heard
10 mellow from
2687 afar, merciful male, melodious: )


2688
11
Shall carry my heart to thee,
⸢5
11
Shall carry my heart to thee,5⸣

2689
12
Shall carry mymy heart to thee,

2690
13
And the breath of the balmy night

2691
14
Shall carry my heart to thee!


2692
15(The ⸢D[doorlock]doorlocktrick doorhandletrick doorhandle D⸣ [doorlock]doorlocktrick doorhandletrick doorhandle turns*.)


2693
16
The ⸢D[Doorlock]DoorlockDoorhandleDoorhandle D⸣ [Doorlock]DoorlockDoorhandleDoorhandle


2694
17Theeee!


2695
18
Zoe


2696
19The devil is in that door.


2697
20(A male form passes down the creaking staircase and is heard
2698
21 taking the waterproof and hat from the rack. Bloom starts forward
2699
22 involuntarily and, half closing the door as he passes, takes the
2700
23 chocolate from his pocket and offers it nervously to Zoe*.)


2701
24
Zoe


2702
25(sniffs his hair briskly)
Hmmm! Thank your mother for the rabbits. I'm
2703
26 very fond of what I like.


2704
1
Bloom


2705
2(hearing a male voice in talk with the whores on the doorstep, pricks his
2706
3 ears)
If it were he? After? Or because not? Or the double event?


2707
4
Zoe


2708
5(tears open the silverfoil)
Fingers was made before forks*. (she breaks off
2709
6 and nibbles a piece, gives a piece to Kitty Ricketts and then turns kittenishly
2710
7 to Lynch)
No objection to French lozenges? (He nods. She taunts him*.)
2711
8 Have it now or wait till you get it? (He opens his mouth, his head cocked.
2712
9 She whirls the prize>the prize< in >right⧽rightleftleft <right⧽rightleftleft circle. His head follows. She
10 whirls it back in
2713 right circle. He eyes her*.
She whirls the prize>the prize< in >right⧽rightleftleft <right⧽rightleftleft circle. His head follows. She
10 whirls it back in
2713 right circle. He eyes her*.
)
Catch!


2714
11(She tosses a piece. With an adroit snap he catches it and bites it
2715
12 through with a crack*.)


2716
13
Kitty


2717
14(chewing)
The engineer I was with at the bazaar does have lovely ones.
2718
15 Full of the best liqueurs. And the viceroy was there with his lady. The gas
2719
16 we had on the Toft's hobbyhorses. I'm giddy still.


2720
17
Bloom


2721
18( *I⧼i⧽n Svengali's fur overcoat,⸢7 *I⧼i⧽n Svengali's fur overcoat,7⸣ with folded arms and Napoleonic ⸢7[forelock ]forelock
19 forelock,

19 forelock,
7⸣
[forelock ]forelock
19 forelock,

19 forelock,

2722 frowns in ⧼ventriloqual⧽ventriloqual ventriloquial exorcism⸢7in ⧼ventriloqual⧽ventriloqual ventriloquial exorcism7⸣
20 with piercing eagle glance towards the
2723 door. Then rigid with left foot
21advanced he makes a swift pass with
2724 impelling ⸢7[fingers*. ]fingers*. fingers and
22gives the sign of past master, drawing his right arm
2725downwards from his
23left shoulder.
fingers and
22gives the sign of past master, drawing his right arm
2725downwards from his
23left shoulder.
7⸣
[fingers*. ]fingers*. fingers and
22gives the sign of past master, drawing his right arm
2725downwards from his
23left shoulder.
fingers and
22gives the sign of past master, drawing his right arm
2725downwards from his
23left shoulder.
)
Go, go, go, I conjure you,⸢BI conjure you,B⸣ whoever you
2726are!


2727
24(A male cough and tread are heard passing through the mist
2728
25 outside. Bloom's features relax. He places a hand in his ⸢5[waistcoat opening ]waistcoat opening
26 waistcoat,
2729posing

26 waistcoat,
2729posing
5⸣
[waistcoat opening ]waistcoat opening
26 waistcoat,
2729posing

26 waistcoat,
2729posing
calmly. Zoe offers him
27 chocolate*.)


2730
1
Bloom


2731
2(solemnly)
Thanks.


2732
3
Zoe


2733
4Do as you're bid. Here!


2734
5(⧼a⧽a A firm heelclacking tread is heard on the stairs*.)


2735
6
Bloom


2736
7(takes the chocolate)
*⧼.⧽ Aphrodisiac? Tansy and pennyroyal. But I bought
8 it.
2737 Vanilla ⸢5[calms.]calms.calms or?calms or? 5⸣ [calms.]calms.calms or?calms or? Mnemo. Confused light confuses memory.
9 Red influences
2738 lupus. Colours affect women's characters, any they have.
10 This black makes
2739 me sad. Eat and be merry for tomorrow*. (he eats*⧼.⧽)
11 Influence taste too,
2740 mauve. But it is so long since I. Seems new. Aphro. That
12 priest. Must come.
2741 Better late than never. Try truffles at Andrews.


2742
13(The door opens. Bella Cohen, a massive whoremistress, enters.
14 She
2743 is dressed in a threequarter ivory gown, fringed round the hem
15 with
2744 tasselled selvedge, and flirts⧽flirtscools herself flirtingcools herself flirting flirts⧽flirtscools herself flirtingcools herself flirting a black
16 horn fan like
2745 Minnie Hauck in Carmen. On her left hand are
17wedding and
2746keeper rings.
⸢BOn her left hand are
17wedding and
2746keeper rings.B⸣
Her eyes are deeply carboned. She has
18 a sprouting
2747 moustache. Her oliveolive face is heavy, slightly sweated
19 and fullnosed
2748 with orangetainted nostrils. She has large pendant
20 beryl eardrops*.)


2749
21
Bella


2750
22My word! I'm all of a mucksweat.


2751
23(She glances round her at the couples. Then her eyes rest on Bloom
2752
24 with hard insistence. Her large fan winnows wind towards her
2753
25 heated faceneck and embonpoint. Her falcon eyes glitter*.)


2754
1
The Fan


2755
2(flirting quickly, then slowly)
Married, I see.


2756
3
Bloom


2757
4Yes. Partly, I have mislaid .....


2758
5
The Fan


2759
6(half opening, then closing)
And the missus is master. Petticoat
2760
7 government.
Petticoat
2760
7 government.


2761
8
Bloom


2762
9(looks down with a sheepish grin)
That is so.


2763
10
The Fan


2764
11(folding together, rests against her left eardrop)
Have you forgotten me?


2765
12
Bloom


2766
13Nes. Yo.


2767
14
The Fan


2768
15(folded akimbo against her waist)
Is me her was you dreamed before? Was
2769
16 then she him you us since knew? Am all them and the same now me?


2770
17(Bella approaches, gently tapping with the fan.)


2771
18
Bloom


2772
19(wincing)
Powerful being. In my eyes read that slumber which women
2773
20 love.


2774
21
The Fan


2775
22(tapping)
We have met. You are mine. It is fate.


2776
1
Bloom


2777
2(cowed)
Exuberant female. Enormously I desiderate your domination. I
2778
3 am exhausted, abandoned, no more young. I stand, so to speak, with an
2779
4 unposted letter bearing the extra regulation fee before the too late box of
5 the
2780 general postoffice of human life. The door and window open at a right
2781
6 angle cause a draught of thirtytwo feet per second according to the law of
2782
7 falling bodies. I have felt this instant a twinge of sciatica in my left glutear
2783
8 muscle. It runs in our family. Poor dear papa, a widower, was a regular
2784
9 barometer from it. He believed in animal heat. A skin of tabby lined his
2785
10 winter waistcoat. Near the end, remembering king David and the Sunamite,
2786
11 he shared his bed with Athos, Athos, faithful Athos⧽Athosafter deathafter death Athos⧽Athosafter deathafter death . A dog's
12spittle as you
2787 probably .... (he winces) Ah!


2788
13
Richie Goulding


2789
14(bagweighted⧼)⧽), passes the door)
Mocking is catch. Best value in Dub. Fit
15 for
2790 a prince's. Liver and kidney.


2791
16
The Fan


2792
17(tapping)
All things end. Be mine. Now.


2793
18
Bloom


2794
19(undecided)
All now? I should not have parted with my talisman. Rain,
2795
20 exposure at dewfall on the searocks, a peccadillo at my time of life. Every
2796
21 phenomenon has a natural cause.


2797
22
The Fan


2798
23(points downwards slowly)
You may.


2799
24
Bloom


2800
25(looks downwards and perceives her unfastened ⧼sh⧽sh bootlace)
We are
2801
26 observed.


2802
1
The Fan


2803
2(points downwards quickly)
You must.


2804
3
Bloom


2805
4(with desire, with reluctance)
I can make a true black knot. Learned when
2806
5 I served my time and⸢Cserved my time andC⸣ worked the mail order line for Kellett's.
6 Experienced
2807 hand. Every knot says a lot. Let me. In courtesy. I knelt
7once before today.
2808 ⧼ Ah!⧽ Ah! Ah!
⸢DI knelt
7once before today.
2808 ⧼ Ah!⧽ Ah! Ah!D⸣


2809
8(Bella raises her gown slightly and, steadying her pose, lifts to the
2810
9 edge of a chair a plump buskined hoof and a full pastern,
2811
10 silksocked. Bloom, stifflegged, aging, bends over her hoof and with
2812
11 gentle fingers draws out and in her laces*.)


2813
12
Bloom


2814
13(murmurs lovingly)
To be a shoefitter in Manfield's was my love's young
2815
14 dream, the darling joys of sweet buttonhooking, to lace up high⧽high high⧽high
15 crisscrossed to
2816 kneelength
to
2816 kneelength
the dressy kidkid footwear satinlined, so
16 incredibly impossibly
2817small,
satinlined, so
16 incredibly impossibly
2817small,
of Clyde Road ladies. Even their wax model
17 Raymonde I visited daily
2818 to admire her cobweb hose and stick of rhubarb
18 toe, as worn in Paris.
2819


19
The Hoof


2820
20Smell my hot goathide. Feel my royal weight.


2821
21
Bloom


2822
22(crosslacing)
Too tight?


2823
23
The Hoof


2824
24If you bungle, Handy Andy, I'll kick your football for you.


2825
1
Bloom


2826
2Not to lace the wrong eyelet as I did the night of the bazaar dance. Bad
2827
3 luck. Hook in wrong tache of her .... person you mentionedperson you mentioned. That night
4 she
2828met .... Now!


2829
5(He knots the lace. Bella places her foot on the floor. Bloom raises
2830
6 his head. Her heavy face, her eyes strike him in midbrow. His eyes
2831
7 grow dull, darker and⸢8dull, darker and8⸣ pouched, his nose thickens*.)


2832
8
Bloom


2833
9(mumbles)
Awaiting your further orders we remain, gentlemen, ....


2834
10
⸢6[Bella]BellaBelloBello 6⸣ [Bella]BellaBelloBello


2835
11(with a hard basilisk stare, in a baritone voice)
Hound of dishonour!


2836
12
Bloom


2837
13 (infatuated) (infatuated) Empress!


2838
14
⸢6[Bella]BellaBelloBello 6⸣ [Bella]BellaBelloBello


2839
15(his heavy cheekchops sagging)
Adorer of the adulterous rump!


2840
16
Bloom


2841
17(plaintively)
Hugeness!


2842
18
⸢6[Bella]BellaBelloBello 6⸣ [Bella]BellaBelloBello


2843
19Dungdevourer!


2844
20
Bloom


2845
21(with sinews semiflexed)
⸢B
2845
21(with sinews semiflexed)
B⸣
Magmagnificence!


2846
1
⸢6[Bella]BellaBelloBello 6⸣ [Bella]BellaBelloBello


2847
2Down! (he taps her on the shoulder with his fan) Incline feet forward!
2848
3 Slide left foot one pace back! You will fall. You are falling.You will fall. You are falling. On the
4 hands
2849 down!


2850
5
Bloom


2851
6(her eyes upturned in the sign of admiration,⸢8in the sign of admiration,8⸣ closing⧽closing closing, yaps closing, yaps closing⧽closing closing, yaps closing, yaps )

7 Truffles!


2852
8(With a piercing epileptic cry she sinks on all fours, grunting,
2853
9 snuffling, rooting at his feet: then lies, shamming dead, with eyes
2854
10 shut tight,
eyes
2854
10 shut tight,
trembling eyelids  , bowed upon the ground in the
11attitude
2855of most excellent master
⸢8, bowed upon the ground in the
11attitude
2855of most excellent master8⸣
*.)


2856
12
Bello


2857
13(with bobbed hair, with bobbed hair, purple gills, fat moustache rings round his shaven
2858
14mouth,
⸢Bpurple gills, fat moustache rings round his shaven
2858
14mouth,B⸣
in mountaineer's puttees, green silverbuttoned ⸢8[coat and ]coat and 
15coat,

15coat,
8⸣
[coat and ]coat and 
15coat,

15coat,
sport skirt and
2859 alpine hat⧽hat ⸢5[hat,]hat,hat with moorcock's feather,hat with moorcock's feather, 5⸣ [hat,]hat,hat with moorcock's feather,hat with moorcock's feather,
16 his hands stuck deep in his breeches'
2860 pockets,⧼)⧽)
⸢5[hat,]hat,hat with moorcock's feather,hat with moorcock's feather, 5⸣ [hat,]hat,hat with moorcock's feather,hat with moorcock's feather,
16 his hands stuck deep in his breeches'
2860 pockets,⧼)⧽)
hat⧽hat ⸢5[hat,]hat,hat with moorcock's feather,hat with moorcock's feather, 5⸣ [hat,]hat,hat with moorcock's feather,hat with moorcock's feather,
16 his hands stuck deep in his breeches'
2860 pockets,⧼)⧽)
⸢5[hat,]hat,hat with moorcock's feather,hat with moorcock's feather, 5⸣ [hat,]hat,hat with moorcock's feather,hat with moorcock's feather,
16 his hands stuck deep in his breeches'
2860 pockets,⧼)⧽)
places his heel on her
17 neck and grinds it in)
Footstool! Feel my
2861 entire weight. Bow , bondslave,, bondslave,
18 before the throne of my⧽myyour despot'syour despot's my⧽myyour despot'syour despot's glorious
2862heels so glistening in
19 their proud erectness.
2863


20
Bloom


2864
21(enthralled  , bleats⸢B, bleatsB⸣ )
I promise never to disobey.
2865


22
Bello


2866
23(laughslaughs loudly)
>Cheek me if you dare⧽Cheek me if you dareHoly smokeHoly smoke <Cheek me if you dare⧽Cheek me if you dareHoly smokeHoly smoke ! You little
24know what's in store for you.
⸢DYou little
24know what's in store for you.D⸣
I'm
2867 the Tartar to settle your little lot and
25break you ⸢8[in.]in.in!in! 8⸣ [in.]in.in!in!
⸢Band
25break you ⸢8[in.]in.in!in! 8⸣ [in.]in.in!in! B⸣
I'll bet Kentucky⸢9Kentucky9⸣
2868 cocktails all round I shame it out
26 of you, old son. Cheek me, I dare you.>Cheek me, I dare you.<
>Cheek me if you dare⧽Cheek me if you dareHoly smokeHoly smoke <Cheek me if you dare⧽Cheek me if you dareHoly smokeHoly smoke ! You little
24know what's in store for you.
⸢DYou little
24know what's in store for you.D⸣
I'm
2867 the Tartar to settle your little lot and
25break you ⸢8[in.]in.in!in! 8⸣ [in.]in.in!in!
⸢Band
25break you ⸢8[in.]in.in!in! 8⸣ [in.]in.in!in! B⸣
I'll bet Kentucky⸢9Kentucky9⸣
2868 cocktails all round I shame it out
26 of you, old son. Cheek me, I dare you.>Cheek me, I dare you.<
If
2869 you do tremble in anticipation
27 of heel discipline to be inflicted in gym
2870 costume.


2871
28(Bloom creeps under the sofa and peers out through the fringe*.)


2872
1
Zoe


2873
2(widening her slip to screen ⸢5[him]himherher 5⸣ [him]himherher )
⸢5[He's]He'sShe'sShe's 5⸣ [He's]He'sShe'sShe's not here.

⸢D


2874
3
Bloom


2875
4(closing ⸢5[his]hisherher 5⸣ [his]hisherher eyes)
⸢5[He's]He'sShe'sShe's 5⸣ [He's]He'sShe'sShe's not here.


2876
5
⸢8[Florrie]FlorrieFlorryFlorry 8⸣ [Florrie]FlorrieFlorryFlorry


2877
6(hiding ⸢5[him]himherher 5⸣ [him]himherher with her gown)
⸢5[He]HeSheShe 5⸣ [He]HeSheShe didn't mean it, ⸢5[Mrs ]Mrs
7Mr

7Mr
5⸣
[Mrs ]Mrs
7Mr

7Mr
Bello. ⸢5[He'll]He'llShe'llShe'll 5⸣ [He'll]He'llShe'llShe'll be good,
2878 ⸢5[ma'amsir. ]ma'amsir. sir. sir. 5⸣ [ma'amsir. ]ma'amsir. sir. sir.

⸢D


2878a
8
Bloom


2878b
9(closing his eyes)
He's not here.

⸢5


2879
10
Kitty


2880
11Don't be too hard on her, Mr Bello. Sure you won't, ⸢5[sir.]sir.ma'amsir.ma'amsir. 5⸣ [sir.]sir.ma'amsir.ma'amsir.


2881
12
Bello


2882
13(coaxingly)
Come, ducky ⸢C[dear.]dear. dear, I want a word with ⸢5[you.]you.you,
14darling, just to
2883administer correction.
you,
14darling, just to
2883administer correction.
5⸣
[you.]you.you,
14darling, just to
2883administer correction.
you,
14darling, just to
2883administer correction.
dear, I want a word with ⸢5[you.]you.you,
14darling, just to
2883administer correction.
you,
14darling, just to
2883administer correction.
5⸣
[you.]you.you,
14darling, just to
2883administer correction.
you,
14darling, just to
2883administer correction.
C⸣
[dear.]dear. dear, I want a word with ⸢5[you.]you.you,
14darling, just to
2883administer correction.
you,
14darling, just to
2883administer correction.
5⸣
[you.]you.you,
14darling, just to
2883administer correction.
you,
14darling, just to
2883administer correction.
dear, I want a word with ⸢5[you.]you.you,
14darling, just to
2883administer correction.
you,
14darling, just to
2883administer correction.
5⸣
[you.]you.you,
14darling, just to
2883administer correction.
you,
14darling, just to
2883administer correction.
Just a little heart to heart talk,
15 sweety*. (Bloom puts
2884 out his⧽hisherher his⧽hisherher timid head)
There's a good ⸢8[fellow]fellow
16girly

16girly
8⸣
[fellow]fellow
16girly

16girly
now*. (Bello grabs her hair
2885 violently and drags her forward)
I only
17 want to correct you for your own
2886 good on a soft safe spot. How's that
18tender behind?
⸢BHow's that
18tender behind?B⸣
O, ever so ⸢B[gently.]gently.gently, pet.gently, pet. B⸣ [gently.]gently.gently, pet.gently, pet.
2887 Begin to get ready.⸢5 Begin to get ready.5⸣


2888
19
Bloom


2889
20 (fainting*⧼.⧽) ⸢D (fainting*⧼.⧽) D⸣ Don't tear my ...


2890
1
Bello


2891
2(savagely)
The nosering, the pliers,⸢Dthe pliers,D⸣ the bastinado,⸢Bthe bastinado,B⸣ the hanging hook,
3 the
2892 knout I'll make you kiss while the flutes play⸢DI'll make you kiss while the flutes playD⸣ like the Nubian slave of
4old.
2893 You're in for it⧼,⧽, this time! ⸢BYou're in for it⧼,⧽, this time! B⸣ I'll make you remember me for the
5balance of
2894your natural⸢8natural8⸣ life.
⸢DI'll make you remember me for the
5balance of
2894your natural⸢8natural8⸣ life.D⸣
(his forehead veins swollen, his face
6 congested)
I shall sit
2895 on your ottoman ⸢B[back]back saddleback saddleback B⸣ [back]back saddleback saddleback every
7 morning after my thumping good
2896 breakfast of Matterson's fat hamrashers
8 and a bottle of Guinness's porter.
2897 (he belches) *⧼.⧽ And suck my thumping
9 good Stock Exchange cigar while I
2898 read the Licensed Victualler's Gazette.
10 Very possibly I shall have you
2899 slaughtered and skewered⸢Dand skeweredD⸣ in my stables
11 and enjoy a slice of you with crisp
2900crackling from the baking tin
⸢8with crisp
2900crackling from the baking tin8⸣
basted
12and
⸢5basted
12and5⸣
baked like sucking pig ⸢8like sucking pig 8⸣ with rice
2901 and ⸢8[lemon.]lemon.lemon or currant
13sauce.
lemon or currant
13sauce.
8⸣
[lemon.]lemon.lemon or currant
13sauce.
lemon or currant
13sauce.
It will hurt you. (He twists her arm. Bloom
2902squeals, turning
14 turtle*.)


2903
15
Bloom


2904
16Don't be cruel, nurse! Don't!


2905
17
Bello


2906
18 ⸢5 (twisting) Another!


2907
19
Bloom


2908
20(screams)
O, it's like⧽like like⧽like hell itself⸢5itself5⸣ ! Every nerve in my body aches like
21mad!


2909
22
Bello


2910
23(shouts)
Good, by the rumping jumping general! That's the best bit of
2911
24news I heard these six weeks. Here, don't keep me waiting, damn you!
25 (*h⧼H⧽e
2912 slaps her⧼)⧽) face)
(*h⧼H⧽e
2912 slaps her⧼)⧽) face)


2913
26
Bloom


2914
27(whimpers)
You're after hitting me. I'll tell ....⸢BI'll tell ....B⸣


2915
1
Bello


2916
2Hold him down, girls, till I squat on him.


2917
3
Zoe


2918
4Yes. Walk on ⸢5[him.]him.him!him! 5⸣ [him.]him.him!him! I will.
2919

⸢8[Florrie]Florrie
5
Florry

5
Florry
8⸣
[Florrie]Florrie
5
Florry

5
Florry


2920
6I will. Don't be greedy.


2921
7
Kitty


2922
8No, me. Lend him to me.


2923
9(The brothel cook, Mrs Keogh, wrinkled, greybearded, in a greasy
2924 ⸢D[bib]bib
10 bib, men's grey and green socks

10 bib, men's grey and green socks
D⸣
[bib]bib
10 bib, men's grey and green socks

10 bib, men's grey and green socks
and brogues,
11 floursmeared, a
2925rollingpin stuck with raw pastry in her bare red
12 arm and hand,
2926 appears at the door*.)


2927
13
Mrs Keogh


2928
14(ferociously)
Can I help?


2929
15(They hold and pinion Bloom*.)


2930
16
Bello


2931
17(squats with a grunt on Bloom's upturned face, puffing cigarsmoke,
2932
18 nursing a fat leg)
I see Keating Clay is elected vicechairman of the
2933
19 Richmond asylum and by the by Guinness's preference shares are at sixteen
2934
20 three quarters. Curse me for a fool that didn't buy that lot Craig and
2935
21 Gardner told me about. Just my infernal luck, curse it. And that
2936
22Goddamned outsider Throwaway at twenty to one*. (he quenches his
23 cigar
2937 angrily on Bloom's ear)
Where's that Goddamned cursed ashtray?


2938
1
Bloom


2939
2(goaded, buttocksmothered)
O! O! Monsters! Cruel one!


2940
3
Bello


2941
4Ask for that every ten minutes. Beg. Pray for it as you never prayed
5before.
⸢BBeg. Pray for it as you never prayed
5before.B⸣

2942 (he thrusts out a figged fist and foul cigar) Here, kiss that.
6 Both⧼,⧽,. Kiss. (he
2943 throws a leg astride and, ⸢8[squeezing]squeezingpressingpressing 8⸣ [squeezing]squeezingpressingpressing with
7 horseman's knees, calls in a hard
2944 voice)
Gee up! A cockhorse to Banbury
8 cross.
A cockhorse to Banbury
8 cross.
I'll ride him for the Eclipse
2945stakes. (*h⧼H⧽e bends sideways and
9 squeezes his mount's testicles roughly,
2946shouting)
Ho! Off we pop! I'll
10nurse you in proper fashion.
⸢8 (*h⧼H⧽e bends sideways and
9 squeezes his mount's testicles roughly,
2946shouting)
Ho! Off we pop! I'll
10nurse you in proper fashion.8⸣
(he horserides
2947 ridehorse⧽ridehorsecockhorsecockhorse ridehorse⧽ridehorsecockhorsecockhorse ,
11 leaping in the, in the saddle)
The lady goes a pace a pace and
2948the coachman
12goes a trot a trot and the gentleman goes a gallop a gallop a
2949gallop a
13gallop.
⸢5 (he
2943 throws a leg astride and, ⸢8[squeezing]squeezingpressingpressing 8⸣ [squeezing]squeezingpressingpressing with
7 horseman's knees, calls in a hard
2944 voice)
Gee up! A cockhorse to Banbury
8 cross.
A cockhorse to Banbury
8 cross.
I'll ride him for the Eclipse
2945stakes. (*h⧼H⧽e bends sideways and
9 squeezes his mount's testicles roughly,
2946shouting)
Ho! Off we pop! I'll
10nurse you in proper fashion.
⸢8 (*h⧼H⧽e bends sideways and
9 squeezes his mount's testicles roughly,
2946shouting)
Ho! Off we pop! I'll
10nurse you in proper fashion.8⸣
(he horserides
2947 ridehorse⧽ridehorsecockhorsecockhorse ridehorse⧽ridehorsecockhorsecockhorse ,
11 leaping in the, in the saddle)
The lady goes a pace a pace and
2948the coachman
12goes a trot a trot and the gentleman goes a gallop a gallop a
2949gallop a
13gallop.5⸣

2950

⸢8[Florrie]Florrie
14
Florry

14
Florry
8⸣
[Florrie]Florrie
14
Florry

14
Florry


2951
15(pulls at Bello)
Let me on him now. You had enough. I asked before
16you.
⸢DI asked before
16you.D⸣

2952

[5
17
Bloom]

17
Bloom

[5
18(stifling)
Can't.]

18(stifling)
Can't.


19
Zoe


2953
20(pulling at ⸢9[Florrie]FlorrieFlorryFlorry 9⸣ [Florrie]FlorrieFlorryFlorry )
Me. Me. Are you not finished with ⸢D[him?]him?
21him yet, suckeress?

21him yet, suckeress?
D⸣
[him?]him?
21him yet, suckeress?

21him yet, suckeress?

2954


22
Bloom
⸢5
22
Bloom5⸣


2955
23(stifling)
Can't.
⸢5
2955
23(stifling)
Can't.5⸣


2956
1
Bello


2957
2Well, I'm not. Wait*. (he holds in his breath) Curse it. Here. This bung's
2958
3about burst.
⸢5This bung's
2958
3about burst.5⸣
( *h⧼H⧽e uncorks himself behind: then,⸢5 *h⧼H⧽e uncorks himself behind: then,5⸣ contorting his ⸢5[features he]features he
4 features,

4 features,
5⸣
[features he]features he
4 features,

4 features,
farts
2959 loudly⧽loudly stoutly stoutly loudly⧽loudly stoutly stoutly )
Take that! (he
5 recorks himself)
⸢5 (he
5 recorks himself)
5⸣
Yes, by Jingo, sixteen three
2960 quarters.


2961
6
Bloom


2962
7(a sweat breaking out over him)
Not man. (he sniffs) ⸢B (he sniffs) B⸣ Woman.


2963
8
Bello


2964
9(stands up)

2964
9(stands up)
No more blow hot and cold. What you longed for has ⸢8[come.]come.
10 come to
2965pass.

10 come to
2965pass.
8⸣
[come.]come.
10 come to
2965pass.

10 come to
2965pass.
Henceforth you are unmanned and mine in earnest,
11 a thing now⧽nowunder the
2966 yoke. Now
under the
2966 yoke. Now
now⧽nowunder the
2966 yoke. Now
under the
2966 yoke. Now
for your punishment frock. You will
12 shed your male garments,
2967 ⸢B[understand?]understand? you⸢8you8⸣ understand, ⸢5[Ruby?]Ruby?
13Ruby Cohen?

13Ruby Cohen?
5⸣
[Ruby?]Ruby?
13Ruby Cohen?

13Ruby Cohen?
you⸢8you8⸣ understand, ⸢5[Ruby?]Ruby?
13Ruby Cohen?

13Ruby Cohen?
5⸣
[Ruby?]Ruby?
13Ruby Cohen?

13Ruby Cohen?
B⸣
[understand?]understand? you⸢8you8⸣ understand, ⸢5[Ruby?]Ruby?
13Ruby Cohen?

13Ruby Cohen?
5⸣
[Ruby?]Ruby?
13Ruby Cohen?

13Ruby Cohen?
you⸢8you8⸣ understand, ⸢5[Ruby?]Ruby?
13Ruby Cohen?

13Ruby Cohen?
5⸣
[Ruby?]Ruby?
13Ruby Cohen?

13Ruby Cohen?
and don the shot silk luxuriously rustling
2968 over head and
14shoulders. And quickly too!⸢BAnd quickly too!B⸣


2969
15
Bloom ⧼s⧽s


2970
16(shrinks)
⸢5[Silk!]Silk!Silk, mistress said!Silk, mistress said! 5⸣ [Silk!]Silk!Silk, mistress said!Silk, mistress said! O ⸢C[crinkly]crinklycrinkly!crinkly! C⸣ [crinkly]crinklycrinkly!crinkly! scrapy! Must
17 I tiptouch it with my
2971 nails?


2972
18
Bello


2973
19(points to his whores)
As they are now so will you be, wigged, singed,⸢5singed,5⸣
2974
20 perfumesprayed, ⸢B[ricepowdered.]ricepowdered. ricepowdered, with smoothshaven
21armpits.
ricepowdered, with smoothshaven
21armpits.
B⸣
[ricepowdered.]ricepowdered. ricepowdered, with smoothshaven
21armpits.
ricepowdered, with smoothshaven
21armpits.
Tape
2975 measurements will be taken next your skin. You will be
22 laced with cruel
2976 force into vicelike corsets of soft dove coutille⸢Bof soft dove coutilleB⸣ with
23 whalebone busk to the
2977 diamondtrimmed⸢B diamondtrimmedB⸣ pelvis, the absolute outside edge,
24 while your figure,
2978 plumper than when at large, will be restrained in nettight
25 frocks, pretty two
2979ounce
⸢8two
2979ounce8⸣
petticoats and fringes⸢(D)and fringes(D)⸣ and things stamped,
26 of course, with my
2980 houseflag, creations of lovely ⸢(D)[lingerie.]lingerie.lingerie for
27Alice and nice scent for Alice.
lingerie for
27Alice and nice scent for Alice.
(D)⸣
[lingerie.]lingerie.lingerie for
27Alice and nice scent for Alice.
lingerie for
27Alice and nice scent for Alice.

2981 ⸢(D)[You]You Alice Alice (D)⸣ [You]You Alice Alice will feel the pullpull. ⸢(D)[The]The
28 Martha and Mary will be a little chilly at first in
2982such delicate
29thighcasing but the

28 Martha and Mary will be a little chilly at first in
2982such delicate
29thighcasing but the
(D)⸣
[The]The
28 Martha and Mary will be a little chilly at first in
2982such delicate
29thighcasing but the

28 Martha and Mary will be a little chilly at first in
2982such delicate
29thighcasing but the
frilly flimsiness of lace round your bare
2983 knees will
30 remind you .....


2984
1
Bloom


2985
2(charming soubrette with dauby cheeks, mustard hair and large male
2986 hands
3and nose, leering mouth
⸢B
3and nose, leering mouthB⸣
)
I tried her things on only twice, a small
2987 prank,
4 in Holles street. When we were hard up I washed them to save the
2988 laundry
5 bill. My own shirts I turned. It was ⸢8[pure]purethe purestthe purest 8⸣ [pure]purethe purestthe purest ⸢8[pure]purethe purestthe purest 8⸣ [pure]purethe purestthe purest thrift.


2989
6
Bello


2990
7(jeers)
Little jobs that make mother pleased, eh? And showed off
2991
8 coquettishly in your domino⸢8in your domino8⸣ at the mirror behind closedrawn blinds your
2992
9 unskirted thighs and hegoat's udders⧼.⧽. in various poses of surrender, eh?
2993
10 Ho! ho! I have to laugh! That secondhand black operatop ⸢8operatop 8⸣ shift and
11short
2994trunkleg naughties
⸢8and
11short
2994trunkleg naughties8⸣
all⸢9all9⸣ split ⸢8[in]inupup 8⸣ [in]inupup the stitches at her
12 last rape
>at her
12 last rape<
split ⸢8[in]inupup 8⸣ [in]inupup the stitches at her
12 last rape
>at her
12 last rape<
split ⸢8[in]inupup 8⸣ [in]inupup the stitches at her
12 last rape
>at her
12 last rape<
split ⸢8[in]inupup 8⸣ [in]inupup the stitches at her
12 last rape
>at her
12 last rape<
that Mrs Miriam
2995 Dandrade sold you from the Shelbourne hotel,
13 eh?


2996
14
Bloom


2997
15Miriam. Black. Demimondaine.


2998
16
Bello


2999
17(guffaws)
Christ Almighty you⧽youit's too tickling, this! Youit's too tickling, this! You you⧽youit's too tickling, this! Youit's too tickling, this! You were a
18 nicelooking
3000 Miriam when you clipped off your backgate hairs and⸢(D)clipped off your backgate hairs and(D)⸣ lay
19 swooning in the
3001 thing across the bed as Mrs Dandrade about to be violated
20 by lieutenant
3002 Smythe‐Smythe, Mr Philip Augustus Blockwell M. P.,
21signor Laci Daremo,
3003 the robust tenor, blueeyed Bert, the liftboy, Henri
22 Fleury of Gordon
3004 Bennett fame, Sheridan, the quadroon Croesus, the
23 varsity wetbob⸢8wetbob8⸣ eight
3005 from old Trinity,
the
23 varsity wetbob⸢8wetbob8⸣ eight
3005 from old Trinity,
Ponto,⸢9Ponto,9⸣ her splendid
24 Newfoundland and the⧽theBobs,Bobs, the⧽theBobs,Bobs, dowager
3006 duchess of Manorhamilton. (he
25 guffaws again)
Christ, wouldn't it make a
3007 ⧼ Manx⧽ Manx Siamese⸢8 ⧼ Manx⧽ Manx Siamese8⸣ cat laugh?


3008
26
Bloom


3009
27(her hands and features working)
⸢B
3009
27(her hands and features working)
B⸣
It was Gerald converted me to be a
28 true
3010 corsetlover when I was female impersonator in the High School play
1 Vice
3011 Versa
. It was dear Gerald. He got that kink, fascinated by sister's
2 stays.
3012 Now dearest⸢5dearest5⸣ Gerald uses pinkypinky greasepaint and⸢8uses pinkypinky greasepaint and8⸣ gilds his
3 eyelids. Cult of
3013 the beautiful.


3014
4
Bello


3015
5(with wicked glee)

3015
5(with wicked glee)
Beautiful! Give us a breather! When you took your
6 seat
3016 with womanish care, lifting your billowy flounces, on the smoothworn
3017
7 throne.


3018
8
Bloom


3019
9Science. To compare the various joys we each enjoy*. (earnestly) And
10 really
3020 it's better the position  ....⸢8....8⸣ because often I used to wet ....


3021
11
Bello


3022
12(sternly)
No insubordination!⸢BNo insubordination!B⸣ The sawdust is there in the corner for
13 you. I
3023gave you strict instructions, didn't I?
⸢5I
3023gave you strict instructions, didn't I?5⸣
Do it ⸢D[standing.]standing.standing,
14sir! I'll teach you to
3024behave like a jinkleman!
standing,
14sir! I'll teach you to
3024behave like a jinkleman!
D⸣
[standing.]standing.standing,
14sir! I'll teach you to
3024behave like a jinkleman!
standing,
14sir! I'll teach you to
3024behave like a jinkleman!
⸢CDo it ⸢D[standing.]standing.standing,
14sir! I'll teach you to
3024behave like a jinkleman!
standing,
14sir! I'll teach you to
3024behave like a jinkleman!
D⸣
[standing.]standing.standing,
14sir! I'll teach you to
3024behave like a jinkleman!
standing,
14sir! I'll teach you to
3024behave like a jinkleman!
C⸣
If I catch a ⸢8[trace.]trace.trace
15on your swaddles.
trace
15on your swaddles.
8⸣
[trace.]trace.trace
15on your swaddles.
trace
15on your swaddles.
Aha!
The sawdust is there in the corner for
13 you. I
3023gave you strict instructions, didn't I?
⸢5I
3023gave you strict instructions, didn't I?5⸣
Do it ⸢D[standing.]standing.standing,
14sir! I'll teach you to
3024behave like a jinkleman!
standing,
14sir! I'll teach you to
3024behave like a jinkleman!
D⸣
[standing.]standing.standing,
14sir! I'll teach you to
3024behave like a jinkleman!
standing,
14sir! I'll teach you to
3024behave like a jinkleman!
⸢CDo it ⸢D[standing.]standing.standing,
14sir! I'll teach you to
3024behave like a jinkleman!
standing,
14sir! I'll teach you to
3024behave like a jinkleman!
D⸣
[standing.]standing.standing,
14sir! I'll teach you to
3024behave like a jinkleman!
standing,
14sir! I'll teach you to
3024behave like a jinkleman!
C⸣
If I catch a ⸢8[trace.]trace.trace
15on your swaddles.
trace
15on your swaddles.
8⸣
[trace.]trace.trace
15on your swaddles.
trace
15on your swaddles.
Aha!
⸢8[You'll]You'llBy the
3025ass of the Dorans you'll
By the
3025ass of the Dorans you'll
8⸣
[You'll]You'llBy the
3025ass of the Dorans you'll
By the
3025ass of the Dorans you'll
find
16I'm a martinet.
⸢D ⸢8[You'll]You'llBy the
3025ass of the Dorans you'll
By the
3025ass of the Dorans you'll
8⸣
[You'll]You'llBy the
3025ass of the Dorans you'll
By the
3025ass of the Dorans you'll
find
16I'm a martinet.D⸣
The sins of your past are rising
3026 against you. Many.
17 Hundreds.


3027
18
The Sins of the Past


3028
19(in a medley of voices)
He went through a form of clandestine⸢BclandestineB⸣ marriage
3029
20 with at least one woman ⧼bel⧽bel in the shadow of the Black church.
21 Unspeakable
3030 messages he telephoned mentally⸢9mentally9⸣ to Miss ⸢D[Parker]ParkerDunnDunn D⸣ [Parker]ParkerDunnDunn ⸢B[of]of
22 at an address in

22 at an address in
B⸣
[of]of
22 at an address in

22 at an address in
D'Olier
3031 street [9mentally]mentally while he presented himself
23 indecently to the ⸢B[instrument.]instrument.instrument in the callbox.
3032By word and
24deed he franklyfrankly encouraged a midnight⧽midnightnocturnalnocturnal midnight⧽midnightnocturnalnocturnal strumpet to deposit
3033
25fecal and other matter in an unsanitary outhouse attached to unoccupied⧽unoccupied
26empty

26empty
unoccupied⧽unoccupied
26empty

26empty

3034premises.
instrument in the callbox.
3032By word and
24deed he franklyfrankly encouraged a midnight⧽midnightnocturnalnocturnal midnight⧽midnightnocturnalnocturnal strumpet to deposit
3033
25fecal and other matter in an unsanitary outhouse attached to unoccupied⧽unoccupied
26empty

26empty
unoccupied⧽unoccupied
26empty

26empty

3034premises.
B⸣
[instrument.]instrument.instrument in the callbox.
3032By word and
24deed he franklyfrankly encouraged a midnight⧽midnightnocturnalnocturnal midnight⧽midnightnocturnalnocturnal strumpet to deposit
3033
25fecal and other matter in an unsanitary outhouse attached to unoccupied⧽unoccupied
26empty

26empty
unoccupied⧽unoccupied
26empty

26empty

3034premises.
instrument in the callbox.
3032By word and
24deed he franklyfrankly encouraged a midnight⧽midnightnocturnalnocturnal midnight⧽midnightnocturnalnocturnal strumpet to deposit
3033
25fecal and other matter in an unsanitary outhouse attached to unoccupied⧽unoccupied
26empty

26empty
unoccupied⧽unoccupied
26empty

26empty

3034premises.
In five ⸢B[urinals]urinalspublic conveniencespublic conveniences B⸣ [urinals]urinalspublic conveniencespublic conveniences he wrote
27 pencilled messages offering
3035 his nuptial partner to all ⸢9[strong]strong
28strongmembered

28strongmembered
9⸣
[strong]strong
28strongmembered

28strongmembered
males.
In five ⸢B[urinals]urinalspublic conveniencespublic conveniences B⸣ [urinals]urinalspublic conveniencespublic conveniences he wrote
27 pencilled messages offering
3035 his nuptial partner to all ⸢9[strong]strong
28strongmembered

28strongmembered
9⸣
[strong]strong
28strongmembered

28strongmembered
males.
And by the offensively
3036smelling
⸢Doffensively
3036smellingD⸣
vitriol works
29 did he not pass night after night by loving courting⸢DcourtingD⸣
3037 couples to see if and
1what and how much
⸢9and
1what and how much9⸣
he could see? Did he not lie in
3038 bed, the ⸢9[hog,]hog,
2gross

2gross
boar,

2gross

2gross
boar,
9⸣
[hog,]hog,
2gross

2gross
boar,

2gross

2gross
boar,
gloating over a nauseous⸢CnauseousC⸣ fragment of wellused toilet
3039
3 paper presented to him by a ⸢B[harlot?]harlot?nasty harlot, stimulated by
4gingerbread and a
3040postal order?
nasty harlot, stimulated by
4gingerbread and a
3040postal order?
B⸣
[harlot?]harlot?nasty harlot, stimulated by
4gingerbread and a
3040postal order?
nasty harlot, stimulated by
4gingerbread and a
3040postal order?


3041
5
Bello


3042
6(whistles loudly)
⸢D
3042
6(whistles loudly)
D⸣
⸢5[Say, what ]Say, what Say! What Say! What 5⸣ [Say, what ]Say, what Say! What Say! What was the most revolting
7 piece of obscenity in all⸢BallB⸣
3043 your career of crime? Go the whole hog.⸢5Go the whole hog.5⸣ Puke
8 it out! Be candid for once.⸢DBe candid for once.D⸣


3044
9(Mute inhuman faces throng forward, leering, vanishing, gibbering,
3045
10Booloohoom, Poldy ⧼cock⧽cock Kock, Bootlaces a penny, Cassidy's
11 hag, blind
3046stripling, Larry rhinoceros, the girl, the woman, the
12 whore, the
3047other the, lane the*. )


3048
13
Bloom


3049
14Don't ask me! Our mutual faith.Our mutual faith. Pleasants street.⸢DPleasants street.D⸣ I only thought the
15 half of
3050 the ... I swear ⸢C[I]Ion my sacred oathon my sacred oath C⸣ [I]Ion my sacred oathon my sacred oath  ....⸢BI swear ⸢C[I]Ion my sacred oathon my sacred oath C⸣ [I]Ion my sacred oathon my sacred oath  ....B⸣


3051
16
Bello


3052
17(peremptorily)
Answer. Repugnant wretch! I insist ⸢D[upon it.]upon it.on
18knowing. Tell me
3053something to amuse me, smut or a bloody good
19ghoststory or a ⸢9[bit ]bit line line 9⸣ [bit ]bit line line of
3054poetry,
⸢8smut or a bloody good
19ghoststory or a ⸢9[bit ]bit line line 9⸣ [bit ]bit line line of
3054poetry,8⸣
quick, quick, quick! Where? How?
20What time? With how many?
on
18knowing. Tell me
3053something to amuse me, smut or a bloody good
19ghoststory or a ⸢9[bit ]bit line line 9⸣ [bit ]bit line line of
3054poetry,
⸢8smut or a bloody good
19ghoststory or a ⸢9[bit ]bit line line 9⸣ [bit ]bit line line of
3054poetry,8⸣
quick, quick, quick! Where? How?
20What time? With how many?
D⸣
[upon it.]upon it.on
18knowing. Tell me
3053something to amuse me, smut or a bloody good
19ghoststory or a ⸢9[bit ]bit line line 9⸣ [bit ]bit line line of
3054poetry,
⸢8smut or a bloody good
19ghoststory or a ⸢9[bit ]bit line line 9⸣ [bit ]bit line line of
3054poetry,8⸣
quick, quick, quick! Where? How?
20What time? With how many?
on
18knowing. Tell me
3053something to amuse me, smut or a bloody good
19ghoststory or a ⸢9[bit ]bit line line 9⸣ [bit ]bit line line of
3054poetry,
⸢8smut or a bloody good
19ghoststory or a ⸢9[bit ]bit line line 9⸣ [bit ]bit line line of
3054poetry,8⸣
quick, quick, quick! Where? How?
20What time? With how many?
⸢BI insist ⸢D[upon it.]upon it.on
18knowing. Tell me
3053something to amuse me, smut or a bloody good
19ghoststory or a ⸢9[bit ]bit line line 9⸣ [bit ]bit line line of
3054poetry,
⸢8smut or a bloody good
19ghoststory or a ⸢9[bit ]bit line line 9⸣ [bit ]bit line line of
3054poetry,8⸣
quick, quick, quick! Where? How?
20What time? With how many?
on
18knowing. Tell me
3053something to amuse me, smut or a bloody good
19ghoststory or a ⸢9[bit ]bit line line 9⸣ [bit ]bit line line of
3054poetry,
⸢8smut or a bloody good
19ghoststory or a ⸢9[bit ]bit line line 9⸣ [bit ]bit line line of
3054poetry,8⸣
quick, quick, quick! Where? How?
20What time? With how many?
D⸣
[upon it.]upon it.on
18knowing. Tell me
3053something to amuse me, smut or a bloody good
19ghoststory or a ⸢9[bit ]bit line line 9⸣ [bit ]bit line line of
3054poetry,
⸢8smut or a bloody good
19ghoststory or a ⸢9[bit ]bit line line 9⸣ [bit ]bit line line of
3054poetry,8⸣
quick, quick, quick! Where? How?
20What time? With how many?
on
18knowing. Tell me
3053something to amuse me, smut or a bloody good
19ghoststory or a ⸢9[bit ]bit line line 9⸣ [bit ]bit line line of
3054poetry,
⸢8smut or a bloody good
19ghoststory or a ⸢9[bit ]bit line line 9⸣ [bit ]bit line line of
3054poetry,8⸣
quick, quick, quick! Where? How?
20What time? With how many?
B⸣
I
3055give you just three seconds. One⧼.⧽.!
21Two⧼....⧽....! Thr .....
⸢8I
3055give you just three seconds. One⧼.⧽.!
21Two⧼....⧽....! Thr .....8⸣


3056
22
Bloom


3057
23( docile,⸢Bdocile,B⸣ mumbles⧽mumblesgurglesgurgles mumbles⧽mumblesgurglesgurgles )
I ⸢D[repugnosed in repugnant]repugnosed in repugnant
24rererepugnosed in rerererepugnant

24rererepugnosed in rerererepugnant
D⸣
[repugnosed in repugnant]repugnosed in repugnant
24rererepugnosed in rerererepugnant

24rererepugnosed in rerererepugnant
 ...


3058
25
Bello


3059
26(shortly⧽shortlyimperiouslyimperiously shortly⧽shortlyimperiouslyimperiously )
⧼Get⧽Get O, get ⸢D[out!]out! out, you skunk! out, you skunk! D⸣ [out!]out! out, you skunk! out, you skunk! ⸢B ⧼Get⧽Get O, get ⸢D[out!]out! out, you skunk! out, you skunk! D⸣ [out!]out! out, you skunk! out, you skunk! B⸣ Hold
27 your tongue! Speak when
3060you're spoken to.
⸢DSpeak when
3060you're spoken to.D⸣


3061
1
Bloom


3062
2(bows)
Master! Mistress! Mantamer!


3063
3(*H⧼h⧽e lifts his arms. His bangle bracelets fall*.)


3064
4
Bello


3065
5(satirically)
By day you will souse and bat our smelling underclothes also
3066
6 when we ladies⸢DladiesD⸣ are unwell, and swab out our latrines with dress pinned [D up.] up. up.⧽up.up
3067 and a dishclout tied to your tail.
up
3067 and a dishclout tied to your tail.
up.⧽up.up
3067 and a dishclout tied to your tail.
up
3067 and a dishclout tied to your tail.
Won't that be nice?
⸢D up.⧽up.up
3067 and a dishclout tied to your tail.
up
3067 and a dishclout tied to your tail.
up.⧽up.up
3067 and a dishclout tied to your tail.
up
3067 and a dishclout tied to your tail.
Won't that be nice?D⸣
(he
8 places a ruby ring
3068 on her finger)
And there now! With this ring I thee
9own.
⸢8 (he
8 places a ruby ring
3068 on her finger)
And there now! With this ring I thee
9own.8⸣
Say, thank you,
3069 mistress
.
⸢5Say, thank you,
3069 mistress
.5⸣


3070
10
Bloom
⸢5
10
Bloom5⸣


3071
11Thank you, mistress.
⸢5
3071
11Thank you, mistress.5⸣

3072


12
Bello
⸢5
12
Bello5⸣

|5 |
3073
13 You will make the beds, get my tub ready, empty the pisspots in the
14 different
3074 rooms, including old Mrs Keogh's the ⸢C[cook's.]cook's. cook's, a sandy
15one.
cook's, a sandy
15one.
C⸣
[cook's.]cook's. cook's, a sandy
15one.
cook's, a sandy
15one.
Ay, and rinse
3075 the seven of them well, mind, or lap it up like
16 champagne. Drink me piping⸢BpipingB⸣
3076 hot>hot<.
Drink me piping⸢BpipingB⸣
3076 hot>hot<.
Hop! You will dance attendance
17 or I'll lecture you on your ⸢B[misdeeds.]misdeeds. misdeeds,
3077Miss ⸢D[Ruby.]Ruby.Ruby,
18and spank ⸢8[you]youyour bare⸢9bare9⸣ botyour bare⸢9bare9⸣ bot 8⸣ [you]youyour bare⸢9bare9⸣ botyour bare⸢9bare9⸣ bot right well, miss, with the hairbrush.
Ruby,
18and spank ⸢8[you]youyour bare⸢9bare9⸣ botyour bare⸢9bare9⸣ bot 8⸣ [you]youyour bare⸢9bare9⸣ botyour bare⸢9bare9⸣ bot right well, miss, with the hairbrush.
D⸣
[Ruby.]Ruby.Ruby,
18and spank ⸢8[you]youyour bare⸢9bare9⸣ botyour bare⸢9bare9⸣ bot 8⸣ [you]youyour bare⸢9bare9⸣ botyour bare⸢9bare9⸣ bot right well, miss, with the hairbrush.
Ruby,
18and spank ⸢8[you]youyour bare⸢9bare9⸣ botyour bare⸢9bare9⸣ bot 8⸣ [you]youyour bare⸢9bare9⸣ botyour bare⸢9bare9⸣ bot right well, miss, with the hairbrush.
misdeeds,
3077Miss ⸢D[Ruby.]Ruby.Ruby,
18and spank ⸢8[you]youyour bare⸢9bare9⸣ botyour bare⸢9bare9⸣ bot 8⸣ [you]youyour bare⸢9bare9⸣ botyour bare⸢9bare9⸣ bot right well, miss, with the hairbrush.
Ruby,
18and spank ⸢8[you]youyour bare⸢9bare9⸣ botyour bare⸢9bare9⸣ bot 8⸣ [you]youyour bare⸢9bare9⸣ botyour bare⸢9bare9⸣ bot right well, miss, with the hairbrush.
D⸣
[Ruby.]Ruby.Ruby,
18and spank ⸢8[you]youyour bare⸢9bare9⸣ botyour bare⸢9bare9⸣ bot 8⸣ [you]youyour bare⸢9bare9⸣ botyour bare⸢9bare9⸣ bot right well, miss, with the hairbrush.
Ruby,
18and spank ⸢8[you]youyour bare⸢9bare9⸣ botyour bare⸢9bare9⸣ bot 8⸣ [you]youyour bare⸢9bare9⸣ botyour bare⸢9bare9⸣ bot right well, miss, with the hairbrush.
B⸣
[misdeeds.]misdeeds. misdeeds,
3077Miss ⸢D[Ruby.]Ruby.Ruby,
18and spank ⸢8[you]youyour bare⸢9bare9⸣ botyour bare⸢9bare9⸣ bot 8⸣ [you]youyour bare⸢9bare9⸣ botyour bare⸢9bare9⸣ bot right well, miss, with the hairbrush.
Ruby,
18and spank ⸢8[you]youyour bare⸢9bare9⸣ botyour bare⸢9bare9⸣ bot 8⸣ [you]youyour bare⸢9bare9⸣ botyour bare⸢9bare9⸣ bot right well, miss, with the hairbrush.
D⸣
[Ruby.]Ruby.Ruby,
18and spank ⸢8[you]youyour bare⸢9bare9⸣ botyour bare⸢9bare9⸣ bot 8⸣ [you]youyour bare⸢9bare9⸣ botyour bare⸢9bare9⸣ bot right well, miss, with the hairbrush.
Ruby,
18and spank ⸢8[you]youyour bare⸢9bare9⸣ botyour bare⸢9bare9⸣ bot 8⸣ [you]youyour bare⸢9bare9⸣ botyour bare⸢9bare9⸣ bot right well, miss, with the hairbrush.
misdeeds,
3077Miss ⸢D[Ruby.]Ruby.Ruby,
18and spank ⸢8[you]youyour bare⸢9bare9⸣ botyour bare⸢9bare9⸣ bot 8⸣ [you]youyour bare⸢9bare9⸣ botyour bare⸢9bare9⸣ bot right well, miss, with the hairbrush.
Ruby,
18and spank ⸢8[you]youyour bare⸢9bare9⸣ botyour bare⸢9bare9⸣ bot 8⸣ [you]youyour bare⸢9bare9⸣ botyour bare⸢9bare9⸣ bot right well, miss, with the hairbrush.
D⸣
[Ruby.]Ruby.Ruby,
18and spank ⸢8[you]youyour bare⸢9bare9⸣ botyour bare⸢9bare9⸣ bot 8⸣ [you]youyour bare⸢9bare9⸣ botyour bare⸢9bare9⸣ bot right well, miss, with the hairbrush.
Ruby,
18and spank ⸢8[you]youyour bare⸢9bare9⸣ botyour bare⸢9bare9⸣ bot 8⸣ [you]youyour bare⸢9bare9⸣ botyour bare⸢9bare9⸣ bot right well, miss, with the hairbrush.

3078
19You'll be taught the error of your ways.
⸢5
19You'll be taught the error of your ways.5⸣
At night your wellcreamed
3079
20braceletted hands will wear ⸢8[twentybutton]twentybuttonfortythreebuttonfortythreebutton 8⸣ [twentybutton]twentybuttonfortythreebuttonfortythreebutton gloves
21newpowdered with talc
3080 and having delicately scented fingertips. For such
22 favours knights of old
3081 laid down their lives*. (he chuckles) My boys will be
23 no endno end charmed to see
3082 you so >ladylike.⧽ladylike. ladylike, the colonel, above
24all,
ladylike, the colonel, above
24all,
<
ladylike.⧽ladylike. ladylike, the colonel, above
24all,
ladylike, the colonel, above
24all,
when they come here the night before
3083 the ⸢D[wedding.]wedding.wedding to
25try⧽

25try
fondlefondle

25try⧽

25try
fondlefondle
my new attraction in gilded heels.
wedding to
25try⧽

25try
fondlefondle

25try⧽

25try
fondlefondle
my new attraction in gilded heels.
D⸣
[wedding.]wedding.wedding to
25try⧽

25try
fondlefondle

25try⧽

25try
fondlefondle
my new attraction in gilded heels.
wedding to
25try⧽

25try
fondlefondle

25try⧽

25try
fondlefondle
my new attraction in gilded heels.
First I'll have a go
3084 at you
26myself.
>ladylike.⧽ladylike. ladylike, the colonel, above
24all,
ladylike, the colonel, above
24all,
<
ladylike.⧽ladylike. ladylike, the colonel, above
24all,
ladylike, the colonel, above
24all,
when they come here the night before
3083 the ⸢D[wedding.]wedding.wedding to
25try⧽

25try
fondlefondle

25try⧽

25try
fondlefondle
my new attraction in gilded heels.
wedding to
25try⧽

25try
fondlefondle

25try⧽

25try
fondlefondle
my new attraction in gilded heels.
D⸣
[wedding.]wedding.wedding to
25try⧽

25try
fondlefondle

25try⧽

25try
fondlefondle
my new attraction in gilded heels.
wedding to
25try⧽

25try
fondlefondle

25try⧽

25try
fondlefondle
my new attraction in gilded heels.
First I'll have a go
3084 at you
26myself.
A man I know on the turf named Charles ⸢C[Albert]AlbertAlbertaAlberta C⸣ [Albert]AlbertAlbertaAlberta
27 Marsh (I
3085was in bed with him just now and another gentleman out of the
28Hanaper
3086and Petty Bag office
⸢9out of the
28Hanaper
3086and Petty Bag office9⸣
)
⸢8(I
3085was in bed with him just now and another gentleman out of the
28Hanaper
3086and Petty Bag office
⸢9out of the
28Hanaper
3086and Petty Bag office9⸣
)8⸣
is on the lookout for a maid of all work at
29 a short
3087 knock. Swell the bust. Smile. Droop shoulders. What offers? (he
1 points)

3088For ⸢D[that.]that.that lot. Trained by kindness.⧽kindness.owner to fetch and
2 carry, basket in mouth.
owner to fetch and
2 carry, basket in mouth.
kindness.⧽kindness.owner to fetch and
2 carry, basket in mouth.
owner to fetch and
2 carry, basket in mouth.
(he
3089 bares his arm and plunges it ⸢9[up to the
3elbow]
up to the
3elbow
elbowdeepelbowdeep 9⸣
[up to the
3elbow]
up to the
3elbow
elbowdeepelbowdeep
in Bloom's vulva)
There's fine
3090depth for you! What,
4boys?
that lot. Trained by kindness.⧽kindness.owner to fetch and
2 carry, basket in mouth.
owner to fetch and
2 carry, basket in mouth.
kindness.⧽kindness.owner to fetch and
2 carry, basket in mouth.
owner to fetch and
2 carry, basket in mouth.
(he
3089 bares his arm and plunges it ⸢9[up to the
3elbow]
up to the
3elbow
elbowdeepelbowdeep 9⸣
[up to the
3elbow]
up to the
3elbow
elbowdeepelbowdeep
in Bloom's vulva)
There's fine
3090depth for you! What,
4boys?
D⸣
[that.]that.that lot. Trained by kindness.⧽kindness.owner to fetch and
2 carry, basket in mouth.
owner to fetch and
2 carry, basket in mouth.
kindness.⧽kindness.owner to fetch and
2 carry, basket in mouth.
owner to fetch and
2 carry, basket in mouth.
(he
3089 bares his arm and plunges it ⸢9[up to the
3elbow]
up to the
3elbow
elbowdeepelbowdeep 9⸣
[up to the
3elbow]
up to the
3elbow
elbowdeepelbowdeep
in Bloom's vulva)
There's fine
3090depth for you! What,
4boys?
that lot. Trained by kindness.⧽kindness.owner to fetch and
2 carry, basket in mouth.
owner to fetch and
2 carry, basket in mouth.
kindness.⧽kindness.owner to fetch and
2 carry, basket in mouth.
owner to fetch and
2 carry, basket in mouth.
(he
3089 bares his arm and plunges it ⸢9[up to the
3elbow]
up to the
3elbow
elbowdeepelbowdeep 9⸣
[up to the
3elbow]
up to the
3elbow
elbowdeepelbowdeep
in Bloom's vulva)
There's fine
3090depth for you! What,
4boys?
⸢B (he
1 points)

3088For ⸢D[that.]that.that lot. Trained by kindness.⧽kindness.owner to fetch and
2 carry, basket in mouth.
owner to fetch and
2 carry, basket in mouth.
kindness.⧽kindness.owner to fetch and
2 carry, basket in mouth.
owner to fetch and
2 carry, basket in mouth.
(he
3089 bares his arm and plunges it ⸢9[up to the
3elbow]
up to the
3elbow
elbowdeepelbowdeep 9⸣
[up to the
3elbow]
up to the
3elbow
elbowdeepelbowdeep
in Bloom's vulva)
There's fine
3090depth for you! What,
4boys?
that lot. Trained by kindness.⧽kindness.owner to fetch and
2 carry, basket in mouth.
owner to fetch and
2 carry, basket in mouth.
kindness.⧽kindness.owner to fetch and
2 carry, basket in mouth.
owner to fetch and
2 carry, basket in mouth.
(he
3089 bares his arm and plunges it ⸢9[up to the
3elbow]
up to the
3elbow
elbowdeepelbowdeep 9⸣
[up to the
3elbow]
up to the
3elbow
elbowdeepelbowdeep
in Bloom's vulva)
There's fine
3090depth for you! What,
4boys?
D⸣
[that.]that.that lot. Trained by kindness.⧽kindness.owner to fetch and
2 carry, basket in mouth.
owner to fetch and
2 carry, basket in mouth.
kindness.⧽kindness.owner to fetch and
2 carry, basket in mouth.
owner to fetch and
2 carry, basket in mouth.
(he
3089 bares his arm and plunges it ⸢9[up to the
3elbow]
up to the
3elbow
elbowdeepelbowdeep 9⸣
[up to the
3elbow]
up to the
3elbow
elbowdeepelbowdeep
in Bloom's vulva)
There's fine
3090depth for you! What,
4boys?
that lot. Trained by kindness.⧽kindness.owner to fetch and
2 carry, basket in mouth.
owner to fetch and
2 carry, basket in mouth.
kindness.⧽kindness.owner to fetch and
2 carry, basket in mouth.
owner to fetch and
2 carry, basket in mouth.
(he
3089 bares his arm and plunges it ⸢9[up to the
3elbow]
up to the
3elbow
elbowdeepelbowdeep 9⸣
[up to the
3elbow]
up to the
3elbow
elbowdeepelbowdeep
in Bloom's vulva)
There's fine
3090depth for you! What,
4boys?
B⸣
That give you a wet deck⧽wet deckhardonhardon wet deck⧽wet deckhardonhardon ? (*h⧼H⧽e shoves his arm in
3091 a
5 bidder's face)
Here wet the deck andwet the deck and wipe it round!
⸢8That give you a wet deck⧽wet deckhardonhardon wet deck⧽wet deckhardonhardon ? (*h⧼H⧽e shoves his arm in
3091 a
5 bidder's face)
Here wet the deck andwet the deck and wipe it round!8⸣


3092
6
A Bidder


3093
7A florin.


3094
8(Dillon's lacquey rings his handbell*.
⸢5
3094
8(Dillon's lacquey rings his handbell*. 5⸣
)
3095


9
The Lacquey
⸢5
9
The Lacquey5⸣


3096
10Barang!
⸢5
3096
10Barang!5⸣


3097
11
A Voice


3098
12One and eightpence too much.


3099
13
Charles ⸢5[Albert]AlbertAlbertaAlberta 5⸣ [Albert]AlbertAlbertaAlberta Marsh


3100
14Must be [9a]a virgin. Good breath. Clean.
3101


15
Bello


3102
16(gives a rap with his gavel)
⸢8
3102
16(gives a rap with his gavel)
8⸣
Two bar. Rockbottom ⧼price⧽price figure and
17cheap at the
3103price. Fourteen hands high.
⸢DTwo bar. Rockbottom ⧼price⧽price figure and
17cheap at the
3103price. Fourteen hands high.D⸣
Touch and examine shis points.
18 Handle hrim.
3104 This downy skin, these soft muscles, this tender flesh. If I
19 had only my gold
3105 ⸢8[piercer. And ]piercer. And piercer here! And piercer here! And 8⸣ [piercer. And ]piercer. And piercer here! And piercer here! And quite easy to milk.
20 Three newlaid⸢BnewlaidB⸣ gallons a day.>Three newlaid⸢BnewlaidB⸣ gallons a day.<
This downy skin, these soft muscles, this tender flesh. If I
19 had only my gold
3105 ⸢8[piercer. And ]piercer. And piercer here! And piercer here! And 8⸣ [piercer. And ]piercer. And piercer here! And piercer here! And quite easy to milk.
20 Three newlaid⸢BnewlaidB⸣ gallons a day.>Three newlaid⸢BnewlaidB⸣ gallons a day.<
A pure
3106 ⸢D[stockgetter.]stockgetter. stockgetter, due
21to lay within the hour.
stockgetter, due
21to lay within the hour.
D⸣
[stockgetter.]stockgetter. stockgetter, due
21to lay within the hour.
stockgetter, due
21to lay within the hour.
⸢CA pure
3106 ⸢D[stockgetter.]stockgetter. stockgetter, due
21to lay within the hour.
stockgetter, due
21to lay within the hour.
D⸣
[stockgetter.]stockgetter. stockgetter, due
21to lay within the hour.
stockgetter, due
21to lay within the hour.
C⸣
His sire's milk record was a
3107thousand gallons
22of whole milk
⸢5gallons
22of whole milk5⸣
in forty weeks.
⸢BHis sire's milk record was a
3107thousand gallons
22of whole milk
⸢5gallons
22of whole milk5⸣
in forty weeks.B⸣
Whoa, my jewel! Beg up!
3108Whoa! (he
23 brands his initial C⸢8C8⸣ on Bloom's croup)
So! Warranted Cohen!
⸢5Whoa, my jewel! Beg up!
3108Whoa! (he
23 brands his initial C⸢8C8⸣ on Bloom's croup)
So! Warranted Cohen!5⸣

3109 What
24 advance on two bob , gentlemen, gentlemen?


3110
1
A ⧼darkvisaged⧽darkvisaged Darkvisaged Man


3111
2(in disguised accent)
⸢D[Hundred]Hundred ⸢5[Hunderd]Hunderd ⸢9[Hundert]HundertHoondertHoondert 9⸣ [Hundert]HundertHoondertHoondert ⸢9[Hundert]HundertHoondertHoondert 9⸣ [Hundert]HundertHoondertHoondert 5⸣ [Hunderd]Hunderd ⸢9[Hundert]HundertHoondertHoondert 9⸣ [Hundert]HundertHoondertHoondert ⸢9[Hundert]HundertHoondertHoondert 9⸣ [Hundert]HundertHoondertHoondert ⸢5[Hunderd]Hunderd ⸢9[Hundert]HundertHoondertHoondert 9⸣ [Hundert]HundertHoondertHoondert ⸢9[Hundert]HundertHoondertHoondert 9⸣ [Hundert]HundertHoondertHoondert 5⸣ [Hunderd]Hunderd ⸢9[Hundert]HundertHoondertHoondert 9⸣ [Hundert]HundertHoondertHoondert ⸢9[Hundert]HundertHoondertHoondert 9⸣ [Hundert]HundertHoondertHoondert D⸣ [Hundred]Hundred ⸢5[Hunderd]Hunderd ⸢9[Hundert]HundertHoondertHoondert 9⸣ [Hundert]HundertHoondertHoondert ⸢9[Hundert]HundertHoondertHoondert 9⸣ [Hundert]HundertHoondertHoondert 5⸣ [Hunderd]Hunderd ⸢9[Hundert]HundertHoondertHoondert 9⸣ [Hundert]HundertHoondertHoondert ⸢9[Hundert]HundertHoondertHoondert 9⸣ [Hundert]HundertHoondertHoondert ⸢5[Hunderd]Hunderd ⸢9[Hundert]HundertHoondertHoondert 9⸣ [Hundert]HundertHoondertHoondert ⸢9[Hundert]HundertHoondertHoondert 9⸣ [Hundert]HundertHoondertHoondert 5⸣ [Hunderd]Hunderd ⸢9[Hundert]HundertHoondertHoondert 9⸣ [Hundert]HundertHoondertHoondert ⸢9[Hundert]HundertHoondertHoondert 9⸣ [Hundert]HundertHoondertHoondert ⸢B[pounds]pounds
3 ⸢5[pound]pound ⸢8[pount]pountpuntpunt 8⸣ [pount]pountpuntpunt ⸢8[pount]pountpuntpunt 8⸣ [pount]pountpuntpunt 5⸣ [pound]pound ⸢8[pount]pountpuntpunt 8⸣ [pount]pountpuntpunt ⸢8[pount]pountpuntpunt 8⸣ [pount]pountpuntpunt ⸢D[sterling]sterlingsterlinksterlink D⸣ [sterling]sterlingsterlinksterlink .

3 ⸢5[pound]pound ⸢8[pount]pountpuntpunt 8⸣ [pount]pountpuntpunt ⸢8[pount]pountpuntpunt 8⸣ [pount]pountpuntpunt 5⸣ [pound]pound ⸢8[pount]pountpuntpunt 8⸣ [pount]pountpuntpunt ⸢8[pount]pountpuntpunt 8⸣ [pount]pountpuntpunt ⸢D[sterling]sterlingsterlinksterlink D⸣ [sterling]sterlingsterlinksterlink .
B⸣
[pounds]pounds
3 ⸢5[pound]pound ⸢8[pount]pountpuntpunt 8⸣ [pount]pountpuntpunt ⸢8[pount]pountpuntpunt 8⸣ [pount]pountpuntpunt 5⸣ [pound]pound ⸢8[pount]pountpuntpunt 8⸣ [pount]pountpuntpunt ⸢8[pount]pountpuntpunt 8⸣ [pount]pountpuntpunt ⸢D[sterling]sterlingsterlinksterlink D⸣ [sterling]sterlingsterlinksterlink .

3 ⸢5[pound]pound ⸢8[pount]pountpuntpunt 8⸣ [pount]pountpuntpunt ⸢8[pount]pountpuntpunt 8⸣ [pount]pountpuntpunt 5⸣ [pound]pound ⸢8[pount]pountpuntpunt 8⸣ [pount]pountpuntpunt ⸢8[pount]pountpuntpunt 8⸣ [pount]pountpuntpunt ⸢D[sterling]sterlingsterlinksterlink D⸣ [sterling]sterlingsterlinksterlink .


3112
4
Voices


3113
5(subdued)
For the Caliph. Haroun Al Raschid.


3114
6
Bello


3115
7(gaily)
Right. Let them all come. The ⸢5[scanty]scantyscanty,scanty, 5⸣ [scanty]scantyscanty,scanty, daringly short⸢Cdaringly shortC⸣ ⸢5[skirt]skirt
8 skirt,

8 skirt,
5⸣
[skirt]skirt
8 skirt,

8 skirt,
riding up
3116 at the knee to show a peep of white ⸢5[pantelette]pantelette
9pantalette,

9pantalette,
5⸣
[pantelette]pantelette
9pantalette,

9pantalette,
is a potent weapon and
3117 transparent stockings,
10emeraldgartered, with the long straight seam trailing
3118 up beyond the ⸢5[knee]knee
11 knee,

11 knee,
5⸣
[knee]knee
11 knee,

11 knee,
appeal to the better instincts of the blasé man about
3119 town.
12 Learn the smooth ⸢C[tapstep ]tapstep mincing mincing C⸣ [tapstep ]tapstep mincing mincing walk on four inch Louis Quinze
13 heels, the
3120 Grecian bend with provoking croup, the thighs fluescent, knees
14 modestly
3121 kissing. Bring all your powers of fascination to bear on them.
15Pander to
3122their Gomorrahan⸢9Gomorrahan9⸣ vices.
⸢8
15Pander to
3122their Gomorrahan⸢9Gomorrahan9⸣ vices.8⸣


3123
16
Bloom


3124
17(bends his blushing face into his armpit and simpers with forefinger in
3125
18mouth
⸢Bwith forefinger in
3125
18mouthB⸣
)
O, I know what you're hinting at now!


3126
19
Bello


3127
20What else are you good for, an impotent thing like you? (he stoops and,
3128
21 peering, pokes with his fan rudely under the ⸢B[fatfolds ]fatfolds fat suet folds fat suet folds B⸣ [fatfolds ]fatfolds fat suet folds fat suet folds of
22 Bloom's
3129 haunches)
Up! Up! Manx cat! What have we here?⸢DWhat have we here?D⸣ Where's
23 your curly
3130 teapot gone to or who docked it on ⸢8[you?]you?you, cockyolly?you, cockyolly? 8⸣ [you?]you?you, cockyolly?you, cockyolly?
24Sing, ⸢5[birdie,]birdie,birdy,birdy, 5⸣ [birdie,]birdie,birdy,birdy, sing.
⸢D
24Sing, ⸢5[birdie,]birdie,birdy,birdy, 5⸣ [birdie,]birdie,birdy,birdy, sing.D⸣
It's as
3131 limp as a boy of six's doing his pooly
25 behind a cart*. Buy a bucket or sell
3132your pump.
⸢8Buy a bucket or sell
3132your pump.8⸣
(loudly) Can you do a
26 man's job?


3133
1
Bloom


3134
2Eccles street ....


3135
3
Bello


3136
4(sarcastically)
I wouldn't hurt your feelings for the world but there's a
3137
5 man of brawn in possession there. The tables are ⸢7[turned.]turned.turned, my
6gay young
3138fellow!
turned, my
6gay young
3138fellow!
7⸣
[turned.]turned.turned, my
6gay young
3138fellow!
turned, my
6gay young
3138fellow!
⸢DThe tables are ⸢7[turned.]turned.turned, my
6gay young
3138fellow!
turned, my
6gay young
3138fellow!
7⸣
[turned.]turned.turned, my
6gay young
3138fellow!
turned, my
6gay young
3138fellow!
D⸣
He is something like a fullgrown outdoor⸢7fullgrown outdoor7⸣ man.
7Well for you, you
3139muff, if you had that ⸢8[weapon.]weapon.weapon with knobs
8and lumps and warts

8and lumps and warts
all over it.
weapon with knobs
8and lumps and warts

8and lumps and warts
all over it.
8⸣
[weapon.]weapon.weapon with knobs
8and lumps and warts

8and lumps and warts
all over it.
weapon with knobs
8and lumps and warts

8and lumps and warts
all over it.
⸢7
7Well for you, you
3139muff, if you had that ⸢8[weapon.]weapon.weapon with knobs
8and lumps and warts

8and lumps and warts
all over it.
weapon with knobs
8and lumps and warts

8and lumps and warts
all over it.
8⸣
[weapon.]weapon.weapon with knobs
8and lumps and warts

8and lumps and warts
all over it.
weapon with knobs
8and lumps and warts

8and lumps and warts
all over it.
7⸣

3140 He shot his ⸢7[bolt.]bolt.bolt, I can tell
9you!
bolt, I can tell
9you!
7⸣
[bolt.]bolt.bolt, I can tell
9you!
bolt, I can tell
9you!
Foot to foot, knee to knee, belly to belly,
3141bubs to breast!
⸢8Foot to foot, knee to knee, belly to belly,
3141bubs to breast!8⸣
He's no
10 eunuch. A shock of red hair he has sticking out of
3142him behind like a
11furzebush! Wait for nine months, my lad! It's⧽It'sHoly ginger,
3143 it's
Holy ginger,
3143 it's
It's⧽It'sHoly ginger,
3143 it's
Holy ginger,
3143 it's
kicking
12 and coughing up and down in her guts already!
Wait for nine months, my lad! It's⧽It'sHoly ginger,
3143 it's
Holy ginger,
3143 it's
It's⧽It'sHoly ginger,
3143 it's
Holy ginger,
3143 it's
kicking
12 and coughing up and down in her guts already!
⸢7A shock of red hair he has sticking out of
3142him behind like a
11furzebush! Wait for nine months, my lad! It's⧽It'sHoly ginger,
3143 it's
Holy ginger,
3143 it's
It's⧽It'sHoly ginger,
3143 it's
Holy ginger,
3143 it's
kicking
12 and coughing up and down in her guts already!
Wait for nine months, my lad! It's⧽It'sHoly ginger,
3143 it's
Holy ginger,
3143 it's
It's⧽It'sHoly ginger,
3143 it's
Holy ginger,
3143 it's
kicking
12 and coughing up and down in her guts already!
7⸣
That makes
3144 you wild,
13 don't it? Touches the spot? (*h⧼H⧽e spits in contempt) Spittoon!


3145
14
Bloom


3146
15I was indecently treated, I ..... Inform the police. Hundred pounds.
3147
16Unmentionable. I ....
⸢BInform the police. Hundred pounds.
3147
16Unmentionable. I ....B⸣


3148
17
Bello


3149
18Would if you ⸢8[could.]could.could, lame duck.could, lame duck. 8⸣ [could.]could.could, lame duck.could, lame duck. A downpour we want not your
19 drizzle.


3150
20
Bloom


3151
21To drive me mad! Moll! I forgot! Forgive! Moll .... We .... Still .....


3152
22
Bello


3153
23(ruthlessly)
No, Leopold Bloom, all is changed by woman's will since you
3154
24 slept horizontal in Sleepy Hollow your night of twenty years. Return and
3155
25 see.


3156
26(Old ⧼sleepy⧽sleepy Sleepy Hollow calls over the wold*.)


3157
1
Sleepy Hollow


3158
2Rip van Wink! Rip van Winkle!


3159
3
Bloom


3160
4(in tattered mocassins with a rusty fowlingpiece, tiptoeing, fingertipping,
3161
5 his haggard bony bearded face peering through the diamond panes, cries
3162
6 out)
I see her⧼.⧽.! It's she! The first night at Mat ⸢C[Dillon's.]Dillon's.Dillon's!Dillon's! C⸣ [Dillon's.]Dillon's.Dillon's!Dillon's! But
7that dress, the
3163green! And
⸢7
7that dress, the
3163green! And7⸣
her hair is dyed gold and he ....


3164
8
Bello


3165
9(laughs mockingly)
That's your daughter, you owl, with a Mullingar
3166
10 student.


3167
11(Milly Bloom, fairhaired, greenvested,⸢9greenvested,9⸣ slimsandalled, her blue
12 scarf
3168 in the seawind simply swirling, breaks from the arms of her
13 lover
3169 and calls, her young eyes wonderwide*.)
3170


14
Milly

14
Milly


3171
15My! It's

3171
15My! It's
Papli! But, O Papli, how old ⧼your⧽your you've grown!


3172
16
Bello


3173
17Changed, eh? Our whatnot, our writingtable where we never wrote, aunt
3174
18 Hegarty's armchair, our classic reprints of old masters. A man and his
3175
19 menfriends are living there in clover. The Loafer's⧽Loafer's Cuckoos' Cuckoos' Loafer's⧽Loafer's Cuckoos' Cuckoos' Rest! ⸢8The Loafer's⧽Loafer's Cuckoos' Cuckoos' Loafer's⧽Loafer's Cuckoos' Cuckoos' Rest! 8⸣
20 Why not?Why not? How
3176 many women had you, ⸢B[eh?]eh? eh, following them up
21dark streets, flatfoot,⸢7flatfoot,7⸣ exciting
3177them by your smothered grunts, what?⧽what?
22what, you male prostitute?

22what, you male prostitute?
what?⧽what?
22what, you male prostitute?

22what, you male prostitute?
Blameless
3178dames with parcels of groceries.
eh, following them up
21dark streets, flatfoot,⸢7flatfoot,7⸣ exciting
3177them by your smothered grunts, what?⧽what?
22what, you male prostitute?

22what, you male prostitute?
what?⧽what?
22what, you male prostitute?

22what, you male prostitute?
Blameless
3178dames with parcels of groceries.
B⸣
[eh?]eh? eh, following them up
21dark streets, flatfoot,⸢7flatfoot,7⸣ exciting
3177them by your smothered grunts, what?⧽what?
22what, you male prostitute?

22what, you male prostitute?
what?⧽what?
22what, you male prostitute?

22what, you male prostitute?
Blameless
3178dames with parcels of groceries.
eh, following them up
21dark streets, flatfoot,⸢7flatfoot,7⸣ exciting
3177them by your smothered grunts, what?⧽what?
22what, you male prostitute?

22what, you male prostitute?
what?⧽what?
22what, you male prostitute?

22what, you male prostitute?
Blameless
3178dames with parcels of groceries.

23 Turn about.Turn about. Sauce for the goose, my
3179gander O.


3180
1
Bloom


3181
2They .... I ....⸢8I ....8⸣


3182
3
Bello


3183
4(cuttingly)
Their heelmarks will stamp the Brusselette carpet you bought at
3184
5 Wren's auction. In their horseplay with Moll the rompwith Moll the romp to ⧼frfr find the
6buck
⸢8
6buck8⸣
flea
3185in her drawers⧽drawersbreechesbreeches drawers⧽drawersbreechesbreeches
⸢7 with Moll the rompwith Moll the romp to ⧼frfr find the
6buck
⸢8
6buck8⸣
flea
3185in her drawers⧽drawersbreechesbreeches drawers⧽drawersbreechesbreeches 7⸣
they will deface the little statue
7 you carried home in the rain
3186 for art for art' sake. They will violate the
8 secrets of your bottom drawer.
3187 Pages will be torn from your handbook of
9 astronomy to make them
3188 pipespills. And they will spit in your ten shilling
10 brass fender from
3189 Hampton Leedom's.


3190
11
Bloom


3191
12Ten and six. The act of low⸢7low7⸣ scoundrels. Let me go. I will return. I will
3192
13 prove ...
3193


14
A Voice
⸢7
14
A Voice7⸣


3194
15Swear!
⸢7
3194
15Swear!7⸣


3195
16( ⸢8[He]HeBloomBloom 8⸣ [He]HeBloomBloom clenches his fists and crawls forward, a bowieknife
17 between
3196 his teeth*.)


3197
18
Bello


3198
19As a paying guest or a kept man? Too late. You have made ⸢7[a]ayouryour 7⸣ [a]ayouryour
20 secondbest
3199 bed and others must lie in it. Your epitaph is written. You are
21 down and out
3200 and don't you forget it, old bean.


3201
22
Bloom


3202
23Justice! All Ireland versus one! Has nobody ...? (he bites his thumb)


3203
1
Bello


3204
2Die and be damned to you!⧽you!you if you have any sense of ⸢D[decency.]decency.
3decency or grace about
3205you.

3decency or grace about
3205you.
D⸣
[decency.]decency.
3decency or grace about
3205you.

3decency or grace about
3205you.
I can give you a rare old ⸢7[wine.]wine.wine that'll
4send you skipping to hell and
3206back.
wine that'll
4send you skipping to hell and
3206back.
7⸣
[wine.]wine.wine that'll
4send you skipping to hell and
3206back.
wine that'll
4send you skipping to hell and
3206back.
if you have any sense of ⸢D[decency.]decency.
3decency or grace about
3205you.

3decency or grace about
3205you.
D⸣
[decency.]decency.
3decency or grace about
3205you.

3decency or grace about
3205you.
I can give you a rare old ⸢7[wine.]wine.wine that'll
4send you skipping to hell and
3206back.
wine that'll
4send you skipping to hell and
3206back.
7⸣
[wine.]wine.wine that'll
4send you skipping to hell and
3206back.
wine that'll
4send you skipping to hell and
3206back.
Sign a will
> if you have any sense of ⸢D[decency.]decency.
3decency or grace about
3205you.

3decency or grace about
3205you.
D⸣
[decency.]decency.
3decency or grace about
3205you.

3decency or grace about
3205you.
I can give you a rare old ⸢7[wine.]wine.wine that'll
4send you skipping to hell and
3206back.
wine that'll
4send you skipping to hell and
3206back.
7⸣
[wine.]wine.wine that'll
4send you skipping to hell and
3206back.
wine that'll
4send you skipping to hell and
3206back.
if you have any sense of ⸢D[decency.]decency.
3decency or grace about
3205you.

3decency or grace about
3205you.
D⸣
[decency.]decency.
3decency or grace about
3205you.

3decency or grace about
3205you.
I can give you a rare old ⸢7[wine.]wine.wine that'll
4send you skipping to hell and
3206back.
wine that'll
4send you skipping to hell and
3206back.
7⸣
[wine.]wine.wine that'll
4send you skipping to hell and
3206back.
wine that'll
4send you skipping to hell and
3206back.
Sign a will<
and leave us any coin
5 you have! If you have none see you
3207 damn well⸢8 damn well8⸣ get it, steal it, rob ⸢C[it.]it.
6it!

6it!
C⸣
[it.]it.
6it!

6it!
>If you have none see you
3207 damn well⸢8 damn well8⸣ get it, steal it, rob ⸢C[it.]it.
6it!

6it!
C⸣
[it.]it.
6it!

6it!
<
you if you have any sense of ⸢D[decency.]decency.
3decency or grace about
3205you.

3decency or grace about
3205you.
D⸣
[decency.]decency.
3decency or grace about
3205you.

3decency or grace about
3205you.
I can give you a rare old ⸢7[wine.]wine.wine that'll
4send you skipping to hell and
3206back.
wine that'll
4send you skipping to hell and
3206back.
7⸣
[wine.]wine.wine that'll
4send you skipping to hell and
3206back.
wine that'll
4send you skipping to hell and
3206back.
if you have any sense of ⸢D[decency.]decency.
3decency or grace about
3205you.

3decency or grace about
3205you.
D⸣
[decency.]decency.
3decency or grace about
3205you.

3decency or grace about
3205you.
I can give you a rare old ⸢7[wine.]wine.wine that'll
4send you skipping to hell and
3206back.
wine that'll
4send you skipping to hell and
3206back.
7⸣
[wine.]wine.wine that'll
4send you skipping to hell and
3206back.
wine that'll
4send you skipping to hell and
3206back.
Sign a will
> if you have any sense of ⸢D[decency.]decency.
3decency or grace about
3205you.

3decency or grace about
3205you.
D⸣
[decency.]decency.
3decency or grace about
3205you.

3decency or grace about
3205you.
I can give you a rare old ⸢7[wine.]wine.wine that'll
4send you skipping to hell and
3206back.
wine that'll
4send you skipping to hell and
3206back.
7⸣
[wine.]wine.wine that'll
4send you skipping to hell and
3206back.
wine that'll
4send you skipping to hell and
3206back.
if you have any sense of ⸢D[decency.]decency.
3decency or grace about
3205you.

3decency or grace about
3205you.
D⸣
[decency.]decency.
3decency or grace about
3205you.

3decency or grace about
3205you.
I can give you a rare old ⸢7[wine.]wine.wine that'll
4send you skipping to hell and
3206back.
wine that'll
4send you skipping to hell and
3206back.
7⸣
[wine.]wine.wine that'll
4send you skipping to hell and
3206back.
wine that'll
4send you skipping to hell and
3206back.
Sign a will<
and leave us any coin
5 you have! If you have none see you
3207 damn well⸢8 damn well8⸣ get it, steal it, rob ⸢C[it.]it.
6it!

6it!
C⸣
[it.]it.
6it!

6it!
>If you have none see you
3207 damn well⸢8 damn well8⸣ get it, steal it, rob ⸢C[it.]it.
6it!

6it!
C⸣
[it.]it.
6it!

6it!
<
you!⧽you!you if you have any sense of ⸢D[decency.]decency.
3decency or grace about
3205you.

3decency or grace about
3205you.
D⸣
[decency.]decency.
3decency or grace about
3205you.

3decency or grace about
3205you.
I can give you a rare old ⸢7[wine.]wine.wine that'll
4send you skipping to hell and
3206back.
wine that'll
4send you skipping to hell and
3206back.
7⸣
[wine.]wine.wine that'll
4send you skipping to hell and
3206back.
wine that'll
4send you skipping to hell and
3206back.
if you have any sense of ⸢D[decency.]decency.
3decency or grace about
3205you.

3decency or grace about
3205you.
D⸣
[decency.]decency.
3decency or grace about
3205you.

3decency or grace about
3205you.
I can give you a rare old ⸢7[wine.]wine.wine that'll
4send you skipping to hell and
3206back.
wine that'll
4send you skipping to hell and
3206back.
7⸣
[wine.]wine.wine that'll
4send you skipping to hell and
3206back.
wine that'll
4send you skipping to hell and
3206back.
Sign a will
> if you have any sense of ⸢D[decency.]decency.
3decency or grace about
3205you.

3decency or grace about
3205you.
D⸣
[decency.]decency.
3decency or grace about
3205you.

3decency or grace about
3205you.
I can give you a rare old ⸢7[wine.]wine.wine that'll
4send you skipping to hell and
3206back.
wine that'll
4send you skipping to hell and
3206back.
7⸣
[wine.]wine.wine that'll
4send you skipping to hell and
3206back.
wine that'll
4send you skipping to hell and
3206back.
if you have any sense of ⸢D[decency.]decency.
3decency or grace about
3205you.

3decency or grace about
3205you.
D⸣
[decency.]decency.
3decency or grace about
3205you.

3decency or grace about
3205you.
I can give you a rare old ⸢7[wine.]wine.wine that'll
4send you skipping to hell and
3206back.
wine that'll
4send you skipping to hell and
3206back.
7⸣
[wine.]wine.wine that'll
4send you skipping to hell and
3206back.
wine that'll
4send you skipping to hell and
3206back.
Sign a will<
and leave us any coin
5 you have! If you have none see you
3207 damn well⸢8 damn well8⸣ get it, steal it, rob ⸢C[it.]it.
6it!

6it!
C⸣
[it.]it.
6it!

6it!
>If you have none see you
3207 damn well⸢8 damn well8⸣ get it, steal it, rob ⸢C[it.]it.
6it!

6it!
C⸣
[it.]it.
6it!

6it!
<
you if you have any sense of ⸢D[decency.]decency.
3decency or grace about
3205you.

3decency or grace about
3205you.
D⸣
[decency.]decency.
3decency or grace about
3205you.

3decency or grace about
3205you.
I can give you a rare old ⸢7[wine.]wine.wine that'll
4send you skipping to hell and
3206back.
wine that'll
4send you skipping to hell and
3206back.
7⸣
[wine.]wine.wine that'll
4send you skipping to hell and
3206back.
wine that'll
4send you skipping to hell and
3206back.
if you have any sense of ⸢D[decency.]decency.
3decency or grace about
3205you.

3decency or grace about
3205you.
D⸣
[decency.]decency.
3decency or grace about
3205you.

3decency or grace about
3205you.
I can give you a rare old ⸢7[wine.]wine.wine that'll
4send you skipping to hell and
3206back.
wine that'll
4send you skipping to hell and
3206back.
7⸣
[wine.]wine.wine that'll
4send you skipping to hell and
3206back.
wine that'll
4send you skipping to hell and
3206back.
Sign a will
> if you have any sense of ⸢D[decency.]decency.
3decency or grace about
3205you.

3decency or grace about
3205you.
D⸣
[decency.]decency.
3decency or grace about
3205you.

3decency or grace about
3205you.
I can give you a rare old ⸢7[wine.]wine.wine that'll
4send you skipping to hell and
3206back.
wine that'll
4send you skipping to hell and
3206back.
7⸣
[wine.]wine.wine that'll
4send you skipping to hell and
3206back.
wine that'll
4send you skipping to hell and
3206back.
if you have any sense of ⸢D[decency.]decency.
3decency or grace about
3205you.

3decency or grace about
3205you.
D⸣
[decency.]decency.
3decency or grace about
3205you.

3decency or grace about
3205you.
I can give you a rare old ⸢7[wine.]wine.wine that'll
4send you skipping to hell and
3206back.
wine that'll
4send you skipping to hell and
3206back.
7⸣
[wine.]wine.wine that'll
4send you skipping to hell and
3206back.
wine that'll
4send you skipping to hell and
3206back.
Sign a will<
and leave us any coin
5 you have! If you have none see you
3207 damn well⸢8 damn well8⸣ get it, steal it, rob ⸢C[it.]it.
6it!

6it!
C⸣
[it.]it.
6it!

6it!
>If you have none see you
3207 damn well⸢8 damn well8⸣ get it, steal it, rob ⸢C[it.]it.
6it!

6it!
C⸣
[it.]it.
6it!

6it!
<
We'll bury you in our shrubbery jakes
3208 where you'll be dead and dirty
7 with old Cuck⸢8Cuck8⸣ Cohen, >my⧽my ⸢B[the cousin]the cousinmy stepnephewmy stepnephew B⸣ [the cousin]the cousinmy stepnephewmy stepnephew I
3209 married,
8 the bloody old goutygouty ⸢D[procurator,]procurator,procurator and sodomite⸢7and sodomite7⸣ with a
9crick in his
3210neck,
procurator and sodomite⸢7and sodomite7⸣ with a
9crick in his
3210neck,
D⸣
[procurator,]procurator,procurator and sodomite⸢7and sodomite7⸣ with a
9crick in his
3210neck,
procurator and sodomite⸢7and sodomite7⸣ with a
9crick in his
3210neck,
⸢B[the cousin]the cousinmy stepnephewmy stepnephew B⸣ [the cousin]the cousinmy stepnephewmy stepnephew I
3209 married,
8 the bloody old goutygouty ⸢D[procurator,]procurator,procurator and sodomite⸢7and sodomite7⸣ with a
9crick in his
3210neck,
procurator and sodomite⸢7and sodomite7⸣ with a
9crick in his
3210neck,
D⸣
[procurator,]procurator,procurator and sodomite⸢7and sodomite7⸣ with a
9crick in his
3210neck,
procurator and sodomite⸢7and sodomite7⸣ with a
9crick in his
3210neck,
<
my⧽my ⸢B[the cousin]the cousinmy stepnephewmy stepnephew B⸣ [the cousin]the cousinmy stepnephewmy stepnephew I
3209 married,
8 the bloody old goutygouty ⸢D[procurator,]procurator,procurator and sodomite⸢7and sodomite7⸣ with a
9crick in his
3210neck,
procurator and sodomite⸢7and sodomite7⸣ with a
9crick in his
3210neck,
D⸣
[procurator,]procurator,procurator and sodomite⸢7and sodomite7⸣ with a
9crick in his
3210neck,
procurator and sodomite⸢7and sodomite7⸣ with a
9crick in his
3210neck,
⸢B[the cousin]the cousinmy stepnephewmy stepnephew B⸣ [the cousin]the cousinmy stepnephewmy stepnephew I
3209 married,
8 the bloody old goutygouty ⸢D[procurator,]procurator,procurator and sodomite⸢7and sodomite7⸣ with a
9crick in his
3210neck,
procurator and sodomite⸢7and sodomite7⸣ with a
9crick in his
3210neck,
D⸣
[procurator,]procurator,procurator and sodomite⸢7and sodomite7⸣ with a
9crick in his
3210neck,
procurator and sodomite⸢7and sodomite7⸣ with a
9crick in his
3210neck,
and my other ten⸢DtenD⸣ or eleven⸢8or eleven8⸣ ⸢7[husbands]husbands
10husbands, whatever the buggers' names
3211were,

10husbands, whatever the buggers' names
3211were,
7⸣
[husbands]husbands
10husbands, whatever the buggers' names
3211were,

10husbands, whatever the buggers' names
3211were,
suffocated>suffocated< in the one
11 cesspool
with old Cuck⸢8Cuck8⸣ Cohen, >my⧽my ⸢B[the cousin]the cousinmy stepnephewmy stepnephew B⸣ [the cousin]the cousinmy stepnephewmy stepnephew I
3209 married,
8 the bloody old goutygouty ⸢D[procurator,]procurator,procurator and sodomite⸢7and sodomite7⸣ with a
9crick in his
3210neck,
procurator and sodomite⸢7and sodomite7⸣ with a
9crick in his
3210neck,
D⸣
[procurator,]procurator,procurator and sodomite⸢7and sodomite7⸣ with a
9crick in his
3210neck,
procurator and sodomite⸢7and sodomite7⸣ with a
9crick in his
3210neck,
⸢B[the cousin]the cousinmy stepnephewmy stepnephew B⸣ [the cousin]the cousinmy stepnephewmy stepnephew I
3209 married,
8 the bloody old goutygouty ⸢D[procurator,]procurator,procurator and sodomite⸢7and sodomite7⸣ with a
9crick in his
3210neck,
procurator and sodomite⸢7and sodomite7⸣ with a
9crick in his
3210neck,
D⸣
[procurator,]procurator,procurator and sodomite⸢7and sodomite7⸣ with a
9crick in his
3210neck,
procurator and sodomite⸢7and sodomite7⸣ with a
9crick in his
3210neck,
<
my⧽my ⸢B[the cousin]the cousinmy stepnephewmy stepnephew B⸣ [the cousin]the cousinmy stepnephewmy stepnephew I
3209 married,
8 the bloody old goutygouty ⸢D[procurator,]procurator,procurator and sodomite⸢7and sodomite7⸣ with a
9crick in his
3210neck,
procurator and sodomite⸢7and sodomite7⸣ with a
9crick in his
3210neck,
D⸣
[procurator,]procurator,procurator and sodomite⸢7and sodomite7⸣ with a
9crick in his
3210neck,
procurator and sodomite⸢7and sodomite7⸣ with a
9crick in his
3210neck,
⸢B[the cousin]the cousinmy stepnephewmy stepnephew B⸣ [the cousin]the cousinmy stepnephewmy stepnephew I
3209 married,
8 the bloody old goutygouty ⸢D[procurator,]procurator,procurator and sodomite⸢7and sodomite7⸣ with a
9crick in his
3210neck,
procurator and sodomite⸢7and sodomite7⸣ with a
9crick in his
3210neck,
D⸣
[procurator,]procurator,procurator and sodomite⸢7and sodomite7⸣ with a
9crick in his
3210neck,
procurator and sodomite⸢7and sodomite7⸣ with a
9crick in his
3210neck,
and my other ten⸢DtenD⸣ or eleven⸢8or eleven8⸣ ⸢7[husbands]husbands
10husbands, whatever the buggers' names
3211were,

10husbands, whatever the buggers' names
3211were,
7⸣
[husbands]husbands
10husbands, whatever the buggers' names
3211were,

10husbands, whatever the buggers' names
3211were,
suffocated>suffocated< in the one
11 cesspool
*. (he explodes in a loud phlegmy laugh)
3212 We'll manure you, Mr ⸢7[Flower]Flower
12 Flower!

12 Flower!
7⸣
[Flower]Flower
12 Flower!

12 Flower!
(he pipes scoffingly) Byby, Poldy! Byby,
3213 Papli!


3214
13
Bloom


3215
14(clasps his head)
My willpower! Memory!

3215
14(clasps his head)
My willpower! Memory!
I have ⸢7[sinned.]sinned.sinned!sinned! 7⸣ [sinned.]sinned.sinned!sinned! I
15 have suff .... (he
3216 weeps tearlesslytearlessly)


3217
16
Bello


3218
17(sneers)
Crybabby! Crocodile tears!


3219
18(Bloom, ⧼boken,⧽boken, broken, closely veiled for the sacrifice,⸢8closely veiled for the sacrifice,8⸣ sobs, his
19 face to the
3220 earth. The passing bell is heard.⸢7The passing bell is heard.7⸣ Darkshawled
20 figures of the
3221 circumcised, in sackcloth and ashes, stand by the
21 wailing wall, M.
3222 Shulomowitz, Joseph Goldwater, Moses Herzog,
22 Harris
3223 Rosenberg, M. Moisel, J. Citron, Minnie Watchman, P.
23 Mastiansky,
3224 the reverend Leopold Abramovitz, chazen. With
24 swaying arms they
3225 wail in pneuma⸢8in pneuma8⸣ over the recreantthe recreant Bloom*.)


3226
25
The Circumcised


3227
26(in dark guttural chant as they cast dead sea fruit upon him, no flowers⸢8as they cast dead sea fruit upon him, no flowers8⸣ )

3228
27Shema
Israel Adonai Elohenu Adonai Echad.
3229


1
Voices

1
Voices


3230
2(sighing)
So he's gone. Ah yes. Yes, indeed. Bloom? Never heard of him.
3231
3No?
⸢DBloom? Never heard of him.
3231
3No?D⸣
Queer kind of chap. There's the widow. That so? Ah, yes.

3230
2(sighing)
So he's gone. Ah yes. Yes, indeed. Bloom? Never heard of him.
3231
3No?
⸢DBloom? Never heard of him.
3231
3No?D⸣
Queer kind of chap. There's the widow. That so? Ah, yes.


3232
4( From the sutteesuttee pyre the flame of gum camphire ascends. The
5pall
3233of incense smoke screens and disperses.
⸢8From the sutteesuttee pyre the flame of gum camphire ascends. The
5pall
3233of incense smoke screens and disperses.8⸣
Out of her oakframe
6 a
3234 nymph with hair unbound, lightly clad in teabrown artcolours,
3235
7 descends from her grotto and passing under interlacing yews stands
3236
8 over Bloom*.)


3237
9
The Yews


3238
10(their leaves whispering)
Sister. Our sister. Ssh!


3239
11
The Nymph


3240
12(softly)
Mortal! (kindly) Nay, do⧽dodostdost do⧽dodostdost not ⸢7[weep!]weep!weepest!weepest! 7⸣ [weep!]weep!weepest!weepest!


3241
13
Bloom


3242
14(crawls jellily forward under the boughs, streaked by sunlight, with
3243
15 dignity)
This position. I felt it was expected of me. Force of habit.
3244


16
The Nymph


3245
17Mortal! You found me in evil company, highkickers, coster picnicmakers,
3246
18 pugilists, popular generals, immoral panto boys in fleshtights and the nifty
3247
19 shimmy dancers, La Aurora and Karini, musical act,⸢Dmusical act,D⸣ the hit of the
20 century.
3248 I was ⸢9[on]onhidden inhidden in 9⸣ [on]onhidden inhidden in cheap pink paper that smelt of rock oil. I
21 was surrounded
3249 by the stale smut of clubmen, stories to disturb callow
22 youth, ads for
3250 transparencies, truedup dice and bustpads, proprietary
23 articles and ⸢D[trusses for rupture.]trusses for rupture.why
3251wear a truss with testimonial from
24ruptured gentleman.
why
3251wear a truss with testimonial from
24ruptured gentleman.
D⸣
[trusses for rupture.]trusses for rupture.why
3251wear a truss with testimonial from
24ruptured gentleman.
why
3251wear a truss with testimonial from
24ruptured gentleman.
Useful hints to the
3252 married.


3253
1
Bloom


3254
2(⧼lilts⧽lilts lifts a turtle head towards her lap)
We have met before. On another
3 star.


3255
4
The Nymph


3256
5(sadly)
Rubber goods. Neverrip brand as supplied to the aristocracy.
3257
6 Corsets for men. I cure fits or money refunded. Unsolicited testimonials for
3258
7 Professor Waldmann's wonderful chest exuber. My bust developed four
3259
8 inches in three weeks, reports Mrs Gus Rublin with photo.


3260
9
Bloom


3261
10You mean Photo Bits?


3262
11
The Nymph


3263
12I do. You bore me away, framed me in oak and tinsel, set me above your
3264
13 marriage couch. Unseen, one summer eve, you kissed me in four places.
3265
14 And with loving pencil you shaded my eyes, my bosom and my shame.
Unseen, one summer eve, you kissed me in four places.
3265
14 And with loving pencil you shaded my eyes, my bosom and my shame.


3266
15
Bloom


3267
16(humbly kisses her long hair*⧼.⧽ kisses her long hair*⧼.⧽ )
Beautiful⧽BeautifulYour classic>classic< curves,
17beautiful
Your classic>classic< curves,
17beautiful
Beautiful⧽BeautifulYour classic>classic< curves,
17beautiful
Your classic>classic< curves,
17beautiful
immortal, I
3268 was glad to look on you, to praise you, a thing of
18beauty,
⸢7a thing of
18beauty,7⸣
almost to pray.


3269
19
The Nymph


3270
20During dark nights I heard your praise.


3271
21
Bloom


3272
22(quickly)
Yes, yes. You mean that I ....⸢7You mean that I ....7⸣ Sleep reveals the worst side of
3273
23 everyone, children perhaps excepted. I know I fell out of bed or rather was
3274
24 pushed. Steel wine is said to cure snoring. For the rest there is that English
3275
25 invention, pamphlet of which I received some days ⸢7[ago.]ago.ago, incorrectly
3276
1addressed.
ago, incorrectly
3276
1addressed.
7⸣
[ago.]ago.ago, incorrectly
3276
1addressed.
ago, incorrectly
3276
1addressed.
It claims to afford a noiseless, inoffensive vent. (he sighs)
2 'Twas
3277 ever thus. Frailty, thy name is marriage.


3278
3
The Nymph

3
The Nymph


3279
4(her fingers in her ears)
And words. They are not in >a⧽amymy <a⧽amymy dictionary.

3279
4(her fingers in her ears)
And words. They are not in >a⧽amymy <a⧽amymy dictionary.

3280


5
Bloom

5
Bloom


3281
6You understood them?

3281
6You understood them?


3282
7
The Yews


3283
8Ssh!


3284
9
The Nymph


3285
10(covers her face with her hands)
What have I not seen in that chamber?
3286
11 What must my eyes look down on?


3287
12
Bloom


3288
13(apologetically)
I know. Soiled personal linen, this⧽thiswrongwrong this⧽thiswrongwrong side up
14 with care.
3289 The quoits are loose. From Gibraltar by long sea long ago.


3290
15
The Nymph


3291
16(bends her head)

3291
16(bends her head)
Worse, worse!


3292
17
Bloom


3293
18(reflects precautiouslyprecautiously)
That antiquated commode. It wasn't her
19 weight.
3294 She scaled just eleven stone nine. She put on nine pounds after
20 weaning.
She put on nine pounds after
20 weaning.
It
3295 was a crack and want of glue. Eh? And that absurd
21 orangekeyed utensil
3296 which has only one handle.


3297
22(The sound of a waterfall is heard in bright cascade*.)


3298
1
The Waterfall


3299
2
Poulaphouca Poulaphouca

3300 |7 |
3
 Poulaphouca Poulaphouca.


3301
4
The Yews


3302
5(mingling their boughs)
Listen. Whisper. She is right, our sister. We grew
3303
6 by Poulaphouca waterfall. We gave shade on languorous summer days.


3304
7
John Wyse Nolan


3305
8(in the background, in Irish National Forester's uniform, doffs his
9 plumed
3306 hat)
⸢7[Prosper.]Prosper.Prosper!Prosper! 7⸣ [Prosper.]Prosper.Prosper!Prosper! Give shade on languorous days, trees of ⸢7[Ireland]Ireland
10 Ireland!

10 Ireland!
7⸣
[Ireland]Ireland
10 Ireland!

10 Ireland!


3307
11
The Yews


3308
12(murmuring)
Who came to Poulaphouca with the High School
13 excursion?
3309 Who left his nutquesting classmates to seek our shade?


3310
14
Bloom


3311
15(scared)
High School of Poula? Mnemo? Not in full possession of
3312
16 faculties. Concussion. Run over by tram.


3313
17
The Echo


3314
18Sham!


3315
19
Bloom


3316
20(pigeonbreasted, bottleshouldered, padded, in nondescript juvenile grey
3317
21 and black striped suit, too small for him, white tennis shoes, bordered
3318
22 stockings with turnover tops⸢Bwith turnover topsB⸣ and a red schoolcap with badge)
I was in
23 my
3319teens, a growing boy. A little then sufficed, a jolting car, the mingling
3320
24 odours of the ladies' cloakroom and lavatory⸢Band lavatoryB⸣ , the throng penned tightpenned tight
1 on
3321 the old Royal stairs (for they love crushes, instinct of the herd, and
2 the dark
3322 sexsmelling theatre unbridles vice
and
2 the dark
3322 sexsmelling theatre unbridles vice
), even a pricelist of their
3 hosiery. And
3323 then the heat. There were sunspots that summer. End of
4 school. And
3324 tipsycake. Halcyon ⧼Days.⧽Days. days.


3325
5(Halcyon Days, High School boys in blue and white football
3326
6 jerseys and shorts, MasterMaster Donald Turnbull, MasterMaster
7 Abraham
3327 Chatterton, MasterMaster Owen Goldberg, MasterMaster Jack
8 Meredith, MasterMaster
3328 Percy Apjohn, stand in a clearing of the trees
9 and shout to Master
3329 Leopold
Master
3329 Leopold
Bloom*.)


3330
10
The Halcyon Days


3331
11Mackerel! Live us again. ⸢9[Hooray!]Hooray!Hurray!Hurray! 9⸣ [Hooray!]Hooray!Hurray!Hurray! (*t⧼T⧽hey cheer)


3332
12
Bloom


3333
13(hobbledehoy, warmgloved, mammamufflered, starred with spent
3334
14 snowballs⧼)⧽), struggles to rise)
Again! I feel sixteen! What a lark!What a lark! Let's
15 ring
3335 all⸢B allB⸣ the bells in Montague street. (he cheers feebly) ⸢9[Hooray]Hooray
16Hurray

16Hurray
9⸣
[Hooray]Hooray
16Hurray

16Hurray
for the High
3336 School!


3337
17
The Echo


3338
18Fool!


3339
19
The Yews


3340
20(rustling)
She is right, our sister. Whisper. (Whispered kisses are heard in
3341
21 all the wood. Faces of hamadryads peep out from the boles and among the
3342
22 leaves and break, blossoming into ⧼B⧽B bloom*.)
Who profaned our silent
23 shade?


3343
1
The Nymph


3344
2(coyly⧼)⧽), through parting fingers)
There? In the open air?


3345
3
The Yews


3346
4(sweeping downward)
Sister, yes. And on our virgin sward.


3347
5
The Waterfall


3348
6
Poulaphouca Poulaphouca

3349 |7 |
7
 Phoucaphouca Phoucaphouca.


3350
8
The Nymph


3351
9(with wide fingers)
O, infamy!


3352
10
Bloom


3353
11I was precocious. Youth. The fauna.The fauna. I sacrificed to the god of the
12forest.
⸢7I sacrificed to the god of the
12forest.7⸣

3354 The flowers that bloom in the spring. It was pairing time. Capillary
3355
13 attraction is a natural phenomenon. Lotty Clarke, flaxenhaired, I saw at her
3356
14 night toilette through illclosed curtains with poor papa's operaglasses:
15 The
3357 wanton ate grass wildly.
The
3357 wanton ate grass wildly.
She rolled downhill at Rialto bridge 🕮 to
16 tempt me
3358 with her flow of animal spirits. She climbed their crooked tree and
17⧼saw⧽saw. A saint
3359 couldn't ⸢(W)[resist.]resist.resist it. The demon possessed me.resist it. The demon possessed me. (W)⸣ [resist.]resist.resist it. The demon possessed me.resist it. The demon possessed me.
18Besides, who saw?


3360
19(Staggering Bob, a whitepolled calf, thrusts a ruminating head
20 with
3361 humid nostrils through the foliage*.)


3362
21
Staggering Bob


3363
22(large teardrops rolling from his prominent eyes, snivels)
⸢A
3363
22(large teardrops rolling from his prominent eyes, snivels)
A⸣
Me. Me see.


3364
1
Bloom


3365
2Simply satisfying a need I ... (with pathos) No girl ⸢B[would.]would.would when
3I went
3366girling.
would when
3I went
3366girling.
B⸣
[would.]would.would when
3I went
3366girling.
would when
3I went
3366girling.
Too ugly. They wouldn't play ....


3367
4(High on Ben Howth through rhododendrons a nannygoat
5 passes,
3368 plumpuddered, buttytailed, dropping currants*.)


3369
6
The Nannygoat


3370
7(⧼bloats⧽bloats bleats)
Megeggaggegg! Nannannanny!


3371
8
Bloom


3372
9(hatless, flushed, covered with burrs of thistledown and ⧼ gorsepine⧽ gorsepine
10gorsespine)

3373 Regularly engaged. Circumstances alter cases*. (he gazes
11 intently
3374 downwards on the water)
Thirtytwo head over heels per second.
12Press
3375nightmare.
⸢(W)
12Press
3375nightmare. (W)⸣
Giddy Elijah. ⸢(W)[Clerk of government printer's
13office falls from cliff.]
Clerk of government printer's
13office falls from cliff.
Fall from cliff. Sad end of government printer's
3376
14clerk.
Fall from cliff. Sad end of government printer's
3376
14clerk.
(W)⸣
[Clerk of government printer's
13office falls from cliff.]
Clerk of government printer's
13office falls from cliff.
Fall from cliff. Sad end of government printer's
3376
14clerk.
Fall from cliff. Sad end of government printer's
3376
14clerk.


3377
15(Through silversilent summer air the dummy of Bloom, rolled in
16 a
3378 mummy, rolls roteatingly from the Lion's Head cliff into the
17 purple
3379 waiting waters*.

3377
15(Through silversilent summer air the dummy of Bloom, rolled in
16 a
3378 mummy, rolls roteatingly from the Lion's Head cliff into the
17 purple
3379 waiting waters*.
)


3380
18
The Dummymummy

18
The Dummymummy


3381
19Bbbbblllllblblblblobschb!

3381
19Bbbbblllllblblblblobschb!


3382
20(Far out in the bay between Bailey and Kish lights the Erin's
21 King

3383 sails, sending a broadening plume of coalsmoke from her
22 funnel
3384 towards the land*.)


3385
23
Councillor Nannetti


3386
24(alone on deck, in dark alpaca, yellowkitefaced, his hand in his waistcoat
3387
25 opening, declaims)
When my country takes her place among the nations of
3388
26 the earth, then, and not till then, let my epitaph be written. I have ...


3389
1
Bloom


3390
2Done. Prff!


3391
3
The Nymph


3392
4(loftily)
We immortals, as you saw today, have not such a place and no
5 hair
3393 there either. We are stonecold and pure. We eat electric light*. (she
6 arches
3394 her body in lascivious crispation, placing her forefinger in her
7mouth
⸢(W)in lascivious crispation, placing her forefinger in her
7mouth(W)⸣
)

3395 ⸢(W)[You spoke]You spoke Spoke Spoke (W)⸣ [You spoke]You spoke Spoke Spoke to me. ⸢(W)[I heard]I heardHeardHeard (W)⸣ [I heard]I heardHeardHeard from
8 behind. How then could ⸢(W)[you ever ...]you ever ...you ...?you ...? (W)⸣ [you ever ...]you ever ...you ...?you ...?


3396
9
Bloom


3397
10(pawing the heather abjectly)
O, I have been a perfect pig. Enemas too I
3398
11 have administered. One third of a pint [(W)of infusion]of infusion of quassia to which
12 add a
3399 tablespoonful of rocksalt. Up the fundament. With Hamilton Long's
3400
13 syringe, the ladies' friend.


3401
14
The Nymph


3402
15In my presence. The powderpuff*. (she blushes and makes a knee⸢(W)and makes a knee(W)⸣ )
16 And the
3403rest!


3404
17
Bloom


3405
18(dejected)
Yes. ⸢7[ Peccavi. ] Peccavi. Peccavi! Peccavi! 7⸣ [ Peccavi. ] Peccavi. Peccavi! Peccavi! I have paid homage on that living
19 altar where the
3406 back changes name*. (with sudden fervour) For why
20 should the dainty
3407 scented jewelled hand, the hand that rules ...?


3408
21(Figures wind serpenting in slow woodland pattern around the
3409
22treestems, cooeeing*.
⸢7
3408
21(Figures wind serpenting in slow woodland pattern around the
3409
22treestems, cooeeing*. 7⸣
)


3410
23
The Voice of Kitty


3411
24(in the thicket)
Show us one of them cushions.


3412
1
The Voice of ⸢7[Florrie]FlorrieFlorryFlorry 7⸣ [Florrie]FlorrieFlorryFlorry


3413
2Here.


3414
3(A grouse wings clumsily through the underwood*.)


3415
4
The Voice of Lynch


3416
5(in the thicket)
Whew! Piping ⧼P⧽P hot!


3417
6
The Voice of Zoe


3418
7(in the thicket)
Came from a hot place.
3419


8
The Voice of Virag


3420
9(a birdchief, bluestreaked and feathered in war panoply with his assegai,
3421
10 striding through a crackling canebrake over beechmast and acorns)
Hot!
3422
11 Hot! Ware Sitting Bull!


3423
12
Bloom


3424
13It overpowers me. The warm impress of her warm form. Even to sit where a
3425
14 woman has sat, especially with divaricated thighs, as though to grant the
3426
15last favours,
⸢(D)as though to grant the
3426
15last favours,(D)⸣
most especially with previously well uplifted white sateen
3427
16 coatpans. So womanly, full. It fills me full.


3428
17
The Waterfall


3429
18
Phillaphulla Poulaphouca

3430 |7 |
19
 Poulaphouca Poulaphouca.


3431
20
The Yews


3432
21Ssh! Sister, speak!


3433
1
The Nymph


3434
2(eyeless, in nun's white habit, coif and hugewinged wimple, softly, with
3435
3 remote eyes)
Tranquilla convent. Sister Agatha. Mount Carmel. The
3436
4 apparitions of Knock and Lourdes. No more desire. (she reclines her head,
3437
5 sighing)
Only the ethereal. Where dreamy creamy gull waves o'er the
3438
6 waters dull.


3439
7(Bloom half rises. His back trouserbutton snaps*.)


3440
8
The Button


3441
9Bip!


3442
10(Two sluts of the Coombe dance rainily by, shawled, yelling
11flatly.)


3443
12
The Sluts


3444
13
O, Leopold lost the pin of his drawers

3445
14
He didn't know what to do,

3446
15
To keep it up,

3447
16
To keep it up.


3448
17
Bloom


3449
18(coldly)
You have broken the spell. The last straw. If there were only
3450
19 ethereal where would you ⸢8[be?]be?all be, postulants and novices?all be, postulants and novices? 8⸣ [be?]be?all be, postulants and novices?all be, postulants and novices? Shy but
20willing
3451like an ass pissing.
⸢(W)Shy but
20willing
3451like an ass pissing.(W)⸣


3452
21
The Yews


3453
22(their silverfoil of leaves precipitating, their skinny arms aging and
3454
23 swaying)
⸢7[Deciduously. ]Deciduously. Deciduously! Deciduously! 7⸣ [Deciduously. ]Deciduously. Deciduously! Deciduously!


3455
1
The Nymph


3456
2(her features hardening, gropes in the folds of her habit)
Sacrilege! To
3457
3 attempt my virtue! (*a⧼A⧽ large moist stain appears on her robe) Sully my
3458
4 innocence! You are not fit to touch the garment of a pure woman. (she
3459
5 clutches again in her robe)
Wait. Satan, you'll sing no more lovesongs.
3460
6Amen. Amen. Amen. Amen. (she draws a poniard⧼.⧽. and, clad in the
3461
7 sheathmail of an elected knight of nine, strikes at his loins)
Nekum!
⸢8
6Amen. Amen. Amen. Amen. (she draws a poniard⧼.⧽. and, clad in the
3461
7 sheathmail of an elected knight of nine, strikes at his loins)
Nekum!8⸣


3462
8
Bloom


3463
9(starts up, seizes her hand)
Hoy! Nebrakada!⸢8Nebrakada!8⸣ Cat o' nine lives!Hoy! Nebrakada!⸢8Nebrakada!8⸣ Cat o' nine lives! Fair
10 play,
3464 madam. No pruningknife. The fox and the grapes, is it? What do
11you lack
3465 with your barbed wire? Crucifix not thick enough? (he
12 clutches her veil)
⸢(W) (he
12 clutches her veil)
(W)⸣
A
3466 holy abbot you want or ⸢(W)[Mullins,]Mullins,Brophy,Brophy, (W)⸣ [Mullins,]Mullins,Brophy,Brophy, the
13 lame gardener, or the spoutless statue
3467of the watercarrier,
⸢(W)or the spoutless statue
3467of the watercarrier,(W)⸣
or good
14mother Alphonsus, eh ⧼reynard⧽reynard Reynard?


3468
15
The Nymph


3469
16(with a cry flees from ⸢(W)[him,]him,him unveiled,him unveiled, (W)⸣ [him,]him,him unveiled,him unveiled, her plaster cast cracking, a
17 cloud of
3470 stench escaping ⧼t⧽t from the cracks)
Poli ...!


3471
18
Bloom


3472
19(calls after her)
As if you didn't get it on the double yourselves. No jerks
3473
20and multiple mucosities all over you.
⸢(W)No jerks
3473
20and multiple mucosities all over you.(W)⸣
I tried it. Your strength our
21 weakness.
3474 What's our studfee? What will you pay on the nail? You fee
22mendancers on
3475 the Riviera, I read*. (the fleeing nymph raises a keen) Eh?
23 I have sixteen
3476 years of black slave labour behind me. And would a jury give
24 me five
3477 shillings alimony tomorrow, eh? Fool someone else, not me. (he
25 sniffs)
Rut.
3478 Onions. Stale. Sulphur. Grease.


3479
26(The figure of Bella Cohen stands before him*.)


3480
1
Bella


3481
2You'll know me the next time.


3482
3
Bloom


3483
4(composed, regards her)
Passée. Mutton dressed as lamb.⸢7Mutton dressed as lamb.7⸣ Long in the
3484
5 tooth and superfluous hair. A raw onion the last thing at night would
3485
6 benefit your complexion. And take some double chin drill. Your eyes are as
3486
7 vapid as the glasseyes of your stuffed fox. They have the dimensions of
8 your
3487 other features, that's all. I'm not a triple screw propeller.


3488
9
Bella


3489
10(contemptuously)
You're not game, in fact. (her ⸢8[cunt]cuntsowcuntsowcunt 8⸣ [cunt]cuntsowcuntsowcunt
11 barks)

3490Fbhracht!
⸢(W) (her ⸢8[cunt]cuntsowcuntsowcunt 8⸣ [cunt]cuntsowcuntsowcunt
11 barks)

3490Fbhracht!(W)⸣


3491
12
Bloom


3492
13(contemptuously)
Clean your nailless middle finger first, Clean your nailless middle finger first, ⸢A[the cold
14spunk of your bully]
the cold
14spunk of your bully
The spunk of your bully⧽The spunk of your bully your bully's cold
3493 spunk
your bully's cold
3493 spunk
The spunk of your bully⧽The spunk of your bully your bully's cold
3493 spunk
your bully's cold
3493 spunk
The spunk of your bully⧽The spunk of your bully your bully's cold
3493 spunk
your bully's cold
3493 spunk
The spunk of your bully⧽The spunk of your bully your bully's cold
3493 spunk
your bully's cold
3493 spunk
A⸣
[the cold
14spunk of your bully]
the cold
14spunk of your bully
The spunk of your bully⧽The spunk of your bully your bully's cold
3493 spunk
your bully's cold
3493 spunk
The spunk of your bully⧽The spunk of your bully your bully's cold
3493 spunk
your bully's cold
3493 spunk
The spunk of your bully⧽The spunk of your bully your bully's cold
3493 spunk
your bully's cold
3493 spunk
The spunk of your bully⧽The spunk of your bully your bully's cold
3493 spunk
your bully's cold
3493 spunk

15 is dripping from ⸢(W)[you.]you.your cockscomb.your cockscomb. (W)⸣ [you.]you.your cockscomb.your cockscomb. Take a handful of hay and
16 wipe
3494 yourself.
Take a handful of hay and
16 wipe
3494 yourself.

3495


17
Bella

17
Bella


3496
18I know you⧼.⧽., canvasser! Dead cod!

3496
18I know you⧼.⧽., canvasser! Dead cod!

3497


19
Bloom

19
Bloom


3498
20I saw him⧼.⧽., kipkeeper!

3498
20I saw him⧼.⧽., kipkeeper!
Pox and gleet vendor!⸢BPox and gleet vendor!B⸣


3499
21
Bella


3500
22(turns to the piano)
Which of you was playing the dead march from
23 Saul?

🕮
3501
1
Zoe


3502
2Me. Mind your cornflowers. (she darts to the piano and bangs chords on
3 it
3503 with crossed arms)
*T⧼t⧽he cat's ramble through the slag*. (she glances
4 back)

3504 Eh? Who's making love to my sweeties? (she darts back to the table)
3505
5 What's yours is mine and what's mine is my own.


3506
6(Kitty, disconcerted, coats her teeth with the silver paper. Bloom
3507
7 approaches Zoe.)


3508
8
Bloom


3509
9(gently)
Give me back that potato, will you?


3510
10
Zoe


3511
11Forfeits, a fine thing and a superfine thing.
3512


12
Bloom


3513
13(with feeling)
It is nothing, but still, a relic of poor mamma.


3514
14
Zoe


3515
15
Give a thing and take it back

3516
16
God'll ask you where is that

3517
17
You'll say you don't know

3518
18
God'll send you down below.


3519
19
Bloom


3520
20There is a memory attached to it. I should like to have it.


3521
21
Stephen


3522
22To have or not to have that is the question.


3523
1
Zoe


3524
2Here. (she hauls up a reef of her slip, revealing her bare thigh, and
3 unrolls
3525 the potato from the top of her stocking)
Those that hides knows
4 where to
3526 find.


3527
5
Bella


3528
6(frowns)
Here. This isn't a musical peepshow. And don't you smash
7 that
3529 piano. Who's paying here?


3530
8(*S⧼s⧽he goes to the pianola. Stephen fumbles in his pocket and,
9 taking
3531 out a banknote by its corner, hands it to her*. )


3532
10
Stephen


3533
11(with exaggerated politeness)
This silken purse I made out of the sow's
12 ear
3534 of the public. Madam, excuse me. If you allow me*. (he indicates
13 vaguely
3535 Lynch and Bloom)
We are all in the same ⸢7[sweepstake.]sweepstake.
14sweepstake, Kinch and Lynch.

14sweepstake, Kinch and Lynch.
7⸣
[sweepstake.]sweepstake.
14sweepstake, Kinch and Lynch.

14sweepstake, Kinch and Lynch.

3536 Dans ce bordel où tenons nostre état.


3537
15
Lynch


3538
16(calls from the hearth)
Dedalus! Give her your blessing for me.


3539
17
Stephen


3540
18(hands Bella a coin)
Gold. She has it.


3541
19
Bella


3542
20(looks at the money, then at Stephen, then at Zoe, ⸢7[Florrie]Florrie Florry Florry 7⸣ [Florrie]Florrie Florry Florry
21 and Kitty*⧼.⧽)
Do
3543 you want three girls? It's ten shillings here.


3544
1
Stephen


3545
2(delightedly)
A hundred thousand apologies*. (he fumbles again and
3 takes
3546 out and hands her two crowns)
Permit, brevi manu, my sight is
4 somewhat
3547 troubled.


3548
5(Bella goes to the table to count the money while Stephen talks to
3549
6 himself in monosyllables. Zoe bends over the table. Kitty leans
7 over
3550 Zoe's neck. Lynch gets up, rights his cap and, clasping
8 Kitty's
3551 waist, adds his head to the group . )
3552

⸢7[Florrie]Florrie
9
Florry

9
Florry
7⸣
[Florrie]Florrie
9
Florry

9
Florry


3553
10(strives heavily to rise)
Ow! My foot's asleep. (*S⧼s⧽he limps over to the
11 table.
3554 Bloom approaches*.)


3555
12
Bella, Zoe, Kitty, Lynch, Bloom


3556
13(chattering and squabbling)
The gentleman ... ten shillings .... paying for
3557
14 the three ... allow me a moment ... this gentleman pays separate ....
15who's
3558touching it? ... ow! ... mind who you're pinching ... are you
16 staying the
3559 night or a short time? ... who did? ... you're a liar, excuse
17 me ... the
3560 gentleman paid down like a gentleman ... drink ... it's long after
18 eleven.


3561
19
Stephen


3562
20(at the pianola, making a gesture of abhorrence)
No bottles! What,
21 eleven?
3563 A riddle!


3564
22
Zoe


3565
23(lifting up her pettigown and folding a half sovereign into the top of her
3566
24 stocking)
Hard earned on the flat of my back.


3567
1
Lynch


3568
2(lifting Kitty from the table)
Come!


3569
3
Kitty


3570
4Wait*. (she clutches the two crowns)
3571

⸢7[Florrie]Florrie
5
Florry

5
Florry
7⸣
[Florrie]Florrie
5
Florry

5
Florry


3572
6And me?


3573
7
Lynch


3574
8Hoopla!


3575
9(*H⧼h⧽e lifts her, carries her and bumps her down on the sofa*. )


3576
10
Stephen


3577
11
The fox crew, the cocks flew,

3578
12
The bells in heaven

3579
13
Were striking eleven.

3580
14
'Tis time for her poor soul

3581
15
To ⸢7[go to]go toget out ofget out of 7⸣ [go to]go toget out ofget out of heaven.


3582
16
Bloom


3583
17(quietly lays a half sovereign on the table between Bella and ⸢8[Florrie]Florrie
18Florry

18Florry
8⸣
[Florrie]Florrie
18Florry

18Florry
)
So.
3584 Allow me*. (*h⧼H⧽e takes up the poundnote) *T⧼t⧽hree times ⸢7[three.]three.
19 ten.

19 ten.
7⸣
[three.]three.
19 ten.

19 ten.
We're square.


3585
20
Bella


3586
21(admiringly)
You're such a slyboots, old ⸢7[cockey.]cockey.cocky.cocky. 7⸣ [cockey.]cockey.cocky.cocky. I could kiss
22 you.


3587
1
Zoe


3588
2(points)
Him? Deep as a drawwell.


3589
3 (Lynch bends Kitty back over the sofa and kisses her. Bloom goes
3590
4 with the poundnote to Stephen*. )


3591
5
Bloom


3592
6This is yours.


3593
7
Stephen


3594
8How is that? The distrait or absentminded beggar. (*H⧼h⧽e fumbles again
9 in
3595 his pocket and draws out a handful of coins. An object falls*.)
That
10 fell.


3596
11
Bloom


3597
12(stooping, picks up and hands a box of matches)
This.


3598
13
Stephen


3599
14Lucifer. Thanks.


3600
15
Bloom


3601
16(quietly)
You had better hand over that cash to me to take care of. Why
3602
17 pay more?


3603
18
Stephen


3604
19(hands him all his coins)
Be just before you are generous.


3605
20
Bloom


3606
21I will but is it wise? (he counts) One, seven, eleven, and five. Six.
22 Eleven. I
3607don't answer for what you may have lost.


3608
1
Stephen


3609
2Why striking eleven? Proparoxyton. Moment before the next Lessing says.
3610
3 Thirsty fox*. (he laughs loudly) Burying his grandmother. Probably he
3611
4 killed her.


3612
5
Bloom


3613
6That is one pound six and eleven. One pound seven, say.


3614
7
Stephen


3615
8Doesn't matter a rambling damn.


3616
9
Bloom


3617
10No, but ....


3618
11
Stephen


3619
12(comes to the table)
Cigarette, please. (Lynch tosses a cigarette from the
3620
13 sofa to the table)
⸢7 (Lynch tosses a cigarette from the
3620
13 sofa to the table)
7⸣
And so Georgina Johnson is dead and married.
14 ( ⸢7[Lynch tosses a cigarette from the sofa to]Lynch tosses a cigarette from the sofa toA
3621cigarette appears on
A
3621cigarette appears on
7⸣
[Lynch tosses a cigarette from the sofa to]Lynch tosses a cigarette from the sofa toA
3621cigarette appears on
A
3621cigarette appears on
the
15table. Stephen looks at it*.)
Wonder. Parlour
3622 magic. Married. Hm. (he
16 strikes a match and proceeds to light the cigarette
3623 with enigmatic
17 melancholy)


3624
18
Lynch


3625
19(watching him)
You would have a better chance of lighting it if you held
3626
20 the match nearer.


3627
21
Stephen


3628
22(brings the match near his eye)
Lynx eye. Must get glasses. Broke them
3629
23 yesterday. Sixteen years ago. Distance. The eye sees all flat*. (*H⧼h⧽e draws
24 the
3630 match away. It goes out*.)
Brain thinks. Near: far*. Ineluctable
25 modality of
3631 the visible. (he frowns mysteriously) Hm. Sphinx. The
26beast that has two
3632backs at midnight.
⸢8Sphinx. The
26beast that has two
3632backs at midnight. 8⸣
Married.


3633
1
Zoe


3634
2It was a commercial traveller married her and took her away with him.
3635

⸢8[Florrie]Florrie
3
Florry

3
Florry
8⸣
[Florrie]Florrie
3
Florry

3
Florry


3636
4(nods)
Mr Lambe from London.


3637
5
Stephen


3638
6Lamb of London, who takest away the sins of ⸢7[the]theourour 7⸣ [the]theourour world.


3639
7
Lynch


3640
8(embracing Kitty on the sofa, chants deeply)
Dona nobis pacem.


3641
9(*T⧼t⧽he cigarette slips from Stephen's fingers. Bloom picks it up and
3642
10 throws it in the grate*. )


3643
11
Bloom


3644
12Don't smoke. You ought to eat. Cursed dog I met. (to Zoe) You have
3645
13 nothing?


3646
14
Zoe


3647
15Is he hungry?


3648
16
Stephen


3649
17(extends his hand to her smiling and chants to the air of the bloodoath in
3650
18The Dusk of the Gods
) 🕮


3651
19
Hangende Hunger,

3652
20
Fragende Frau,

3653
21
Macht uns alle kaputt.


3654
1
Zoe


3655
2(tragically)
Hamlet, I am thy father's gimlet! (she takes his hand) Blue
3656
3eyes beauty I'll read your hand. (she points to his forehead) No wit, no
3657
4wrinkles*. (she counts) *T⧼t⧽wo, three, Mars, that's courage*. (Stephen
5 shakes
3658 his head)
*N⧼n⧽o kid.


3659
6
Lynch


3660
7Sheet lightning courage. The youth who could not shiver and shake*. (to
3661
8 Zoe)
Who taught you palmistry?


3662
9
Zoe


3663
10(turns)
Ask my ballocks that I haven't got. (to Stephen) I see it in your
3664
11 face. The eye, like that. (she frowns with lowered head)


3665
12
Lynch


3666
13(laughing, slaps Kitty behind twice)
Like that. Pandybat.


3667
14(*T⧼t⧽wice loudly a pandybat cracks, the coffin of the pianola flies
15 open,
3668 the bald little round jack‐in‐the‐box head of Father Dolan
16 springs
3669 up*. )


3670
17
Father Dolan


3671
18Any boy want flogging? Broke his glasses? Lazy idle little schemer. See it
19 in
3672 your eye.


3673
20(*M⧼m⧽ild, benign, rectorial, reproving, the head of 🕮 Don John
21Conmee
3674 rises from the pianola coffin*. )


3675
22
Don John Conmee


3676
23Now, Father Dolan! Now. I'm sure that Stephen is a very good little
24boy!


3677
1
Zoe


3678
2(examining Stephen's palm)
Woman's hand.


3679
3
Stephen


3680
4(murmurs)
Continue. Lie. Hold me. Caress. I never could read His
3681
5handwriting except His criminal thumbprint on the haddock.


3682
6
Zoe


3683
7What day were you born?


3684
8
Stephen


3685
9Thursday. Today.


3686
10
Zoe


3687
11Thursday's child has far to go. (she traces lines on his hand) Line of
12fate.
3688Influential friends.
3689

⸢7[Florrie]Florrie
13
Florry

13
Florry
7⸣
[Florrie]Florrie
13
Florry

13
Florry


3690
14(pointing)
Imagination.


3691
15
Zoe


3692
16Mount of the moon. You'll meet with a .... (she peers at his hands
17 abruptly)

3693 I won't tell you what's not good for you. Or do you want to
18 know?


3694
19
Bloom


3695
20(detaches her fingers and offers his palm)
More harm than good. Here.
3696
21 Read mine.


3697
1
Bella


3698
2Show. (*s⧼S⧽he turns up Bloom's hand) I thought so. Knobby knuckles for
3 the
3699 women.


3700
4
Zoe


3701
5(peering at Bloom's palm)
Gridiron. Travels beyond the sea and marry
3702
6 money.


3703
7
Bloom


3704
8Wrong.


3705
9
Zoe


3706
10(quickly)
O, I see. Short little finger. Henpecked husband. That
11 wrong?


3707
12(Black Liz, a huge rooster hatching in a chalked circle, rises,
3708
13stretches her wings and clucks*. )


3709
14
Black Liz


3710
15Gara. Klook. Klook. Klook. (she sidles from her newlaid egg and waddles
3711
16 off)


3712
17
Bloom


3713
18(points to his hand)
That weal there 🕮 is an accident. Fell and cut it
3714
19twentytwo years ago. I was sixteen.


3715
20
Zoe


3716
21I see, says the blind man. Tell us news.


3717
1
Stephen


3718
2See? Moves to one great goal. I am twentytwo. Sixteen years ago he was
3719
3twentytwo too. Sixteen years ago I twentytwo tumbled. Twentytwo
4 years
3720 ago he sixteen fell off his hobbyhorse*. (he winces) Hurt my hand
3721
5 somewhere. Must see a dentist. Money?


3722
6(Zoe whispers to ⸢7[Florrie.]Florrie.Florry.Florry. 7⸣ [Florrie.]Florrie.Florry.Florry. They giggle. Bloom releases
7 his hand and
3723 writes idly on the table in ⸢B[backhand with final ]backhand with final
8backhand, pencilling

8backhand, pencilling
B⸣
[backhand with final ]backhand with final
8backhand, pencilling

8backhand, pencilling
slow curves*.)
3724

⸢7[Florrie]Florrie
9
Florry

9
Florry
7⸣
[Florrie]Florrie
9
Florry

9
Florry


3725
10What?


3726
11(⧼a⧽a A hackneycar, number ⸢B[ ] three hundred and twentyfourthree hundred and twentyfour B⸣ [ ] three hundred and twentyfourthree hundred and twentyfour ,
12 with a
3727gallantbuttocked mare, driven by James Barton, Harmony
13avenue,
3728 Donnybrook, trots past. Blazes Boylan and Lenehan sprawl
3729
14 swaying on the sideseats. The Ormond boots crouches behind on
3730
15 the axle. Sadly over the crossblind Lydia Douce and Mina Kennedy
3731
16 gaze*. *)


3732
17
The Boots


3733
18(jogging, mocks them with thumb and wriggling wormfingers)
Haw haw
3734
19 have you the horn?


3735
20(Bronze by gold they whisper*.)


3736
21
Zoe


3737
22(to ⸢7[Florrie]FlorrieFlorryFlorry 7⸣ [Florrie]FlorrieFlorryFlorry )
Whisper. (she whispers again)


3738
23(Over the well of the car Blazes Boylan leans, his ⸢(D)[strawhat ]strawhat
24boater straw

24boater straw
(D)⸣
[strawhat ]strawhat
24boater straw

24boater straw
set
3739 sideways, a red flower in his mouth. Lenehan in
25 yachtsman's cap
3740 and white shoes officiously detaches a long hair
26 from Blazes
3741 Boylan's coatcoat shoulder*.)


3742
1
Lenehan


3743
2Ho! What do I here behold? Were you brushing the cobwebs off a few
3744
3 quims?


3745
4
Boylan


3746
5(sated, smiles)
Plucking a turkey.


3747
6
Lenehan


3748
7A good night's work.


3749
8
Boylan


3750
9(holding up four thick ⸢B[ungulated  ]ungulated  bluntungulated bluntungulated B⸣ [ungulated  ]ungulated  bluntungulated bluntungulated fingers, winks)

10 Blazes Kate! Up to
3751 sample or your money back*. (he holds out a
11 forefinger)
Smell that.


3752
12
Lenehan


3753
13(smells gleefully)
Ah! Lobster and mayonnaise. Ah!


3754
14
Zoe and ⸢7[Florrie]FlorrieFlorryFlorry 7⸣ [Florrie]FlorrieFlorryFlorry


3755
15(laugh together)
Ha ha ha ha.
3756


16
Boylan


3757
17(jumps surely from the car and calls loudly for all to hear)
Hello, ⸢C[Bloom.]Bloom.
18 Bloom!

18 Bloom!
C⸣
[Bloom.]Bloom.
18 Bloom!

18 Bloom!

3758 Mrs Bloom dressed yet?


3759
19
Bloom


3760
20(in flunkey's⸢Bflunkey'sB⸣ prune plush coat and kneebreeches, buff stockings and
3761
21 powdered wig)
I'm afraid not, sir. The last articles .....


3762
1
Boylan


3763
2(tosses him sixpence)
⸢(D)[Here.]Here.Here, to buy yourself a gin and splash.Here, to buy yourself a gin and splash. (D)⸣ [Here.]Here.Here, to buy yourself a gin and splash.Here, to buy yourself a gin and splash.
3(he hangs his
3764 hat smartly on a peg of Bloom's antlered head)
⸢7
3(he hangs his
3764 hat smartly on a peg of Bloom's antlered head)
7⸣
Show me
4 in. I have a little
3765 private business with your wife, you understand?


3766
5
Bloom


3767
6Thank you, sir. Yes, sir. Madame⧽Madame Madam Tweedy Madam Tweedy Madame⧽Madame Madam Tweedy Madam Tweedy is in her ⸢B[bath.]bath.
7bath, sir.

7bath, sir.
B⸣
[bath.]bath.
7bath, sir.

7bath, sir.


3768
8
Marion


3769
9He ought to feel himself highly honoured*. (she plops splashing out of the
3770
10 water)
Raoul darling, come and dry me. I'm in my pelt. Only my new hat
3771
11 and a ⸢8[muff.]muff.carriage sponge.carriage sponge. 8⸣ [muff.]muff.carriage sponge.carriage sponge.


3772
12
Boylan


3773
13(a merry twinkle in his eye)
Topping!


3774
14
Bella


3775
15What? What is it?


3776
16(Zoe whispers to her*.)


3777
17
Marion


3778
18Let him look, the pishogue! Pimp!Pimp! And scourge himself! I'll write to a
3779
19powerful prostitute or Bartholomona,Bartholomona, the bearded woman,⸢8or Bartholomona,Bartholomona, the bearded woman,8⸣ to raise
20weals
3780 out⸢7 out7⸣ on ⸢(D)[him.]him.him an inch thick⸢8an inch thick8⸣ and make him bring me back a
21signed and
3781stamped
⸢8and
3781stamped8⸣
receipt.
him an inch thick⸢8an inch thick8⸣ and make him bring me back a
21signed and
3781stamped
⸢8and
3781stamped8⸣
receipt.
(D)⸣
[him.]him.him an inch thick⸢8an inch thick8⸣ and make him bring me back a
21signed and
3781stamped
⸢8and
3781stamped8⸣
receipt.
him an inch thick⸢8an inch thick8⸣ and make him bring me back a
21signed and
3781stamped
⸢8and
3781stamped8⸣
receipt.
⸢BAnd scourge himself! I'll write to a
3779
19powerful prostitute or Bartholomona,Bartholomona, the bearded woman,⸢8or Bartholomona,Bartholomona, the bearded woman,8⸣ to raise
20weals
3780 out⸢7 out7⸣ on ⸢(D)[him.]him.him an inch thick⸢8an inch thick8⸣ and make him bring me back a
21signed and
3781stamped
⸢8and
3781stamped8⸣
receipt.
him an inch thick⸢8an inch thick8⸣ and make him bring me back a
21signed and
3781stamped
⸢8and
3781stamped8⸣
receipt.
(D)⸣
[him.]him.him an inch thick⸢8an inch thick8⸣ and make him bring me back a
21signed and
3781stamped
⸢8and
3781stamped8⸣
receipt.
him an inch thick⸢8an inch thick8⸣ and make him bring me back a
21signed and
3781stamped
⸢8and
3781stamped8⸣
receipt.
B⸣


3782
22
Boylan


3783
23(clasps himself)
Here, I can't hold this little lot much longer. (he strides off
3784
24 on stiff cavalry legs*⧼.⧽ *)


3785
1
Bella


3786
2(laughing)
Ho ho ho ho.
3787


3
Florrie⧽

3
Florrie

3
Florrie⧽

3
Florrie


4(in Kitty's ear) She says that ...⧽

4(in Kitty's ear) She says that ...

4(in Kitty's ear) She says that ...⧽

4(in Kitty's ear) She says that ...


5
Kitty⧽

5
Kitty

5
Kitty⧽

5
Kitty


6(laughing) Hee hee hee ⧽

6(laughing) Hee hee hee

6(laughing) Hee hee hee ⧽

6(laughing) Hee hee hee


7
Boylan


3788
8(to Bloom, over his shoulder)
You can apply your eye to the ⸢(D)[keyhole.]keyhole.
9keyhole and
3789play with ⸢8[yourself.]yourself.yourself while I justjust go through herher
10a few times.
yourself while I justjust go through herher
10a few times.
8⸣
[yourself.]yourself.yourself while I justjust go through herher
10a few times.
yourself while I justjust go through herher
10a few times.

9keyhole and
3789play with ⸢8[yourself.]yourself.yourself while I justjust go through herher
10a few times.
yourself while I justjust go through herher
10a few times.
8⸣
[yourself.]yourself.yourself while I justjust go through herher
10a few times.
yourself while I justjust go through herher
10a few times.
(D)⸣
[keyhole.]keyhole.
9keyhole and
3789play with ⸢8[yourself.]yourself.yourself while I justjust go through herher
10a few times.
yourself while I justjust go through herher
10a few times.
8⸣
[yourself.]yourself.yourself while I justjust go through herher
10a few times.
yourself while I justjust go through herher
10a few times.

9keyhole and
3789play with ⸢8[yourself.]yourself.yourself while I justjust go through herher
10a few times.
yourself while I justjust go through herher
10a few times.
8⸣
[yourself.]yourself.yourself while I justjust go through herher
10a few times.
yourself while I justjust go through herher
10a few times.


3790
11
Bloom


3791
12Thank you, sir. I will, sir. May I bring two men chums to witness ⸢8[it]it
13the deed

13the deed
8⸣
[it]it
13the deed

13the deed

3792and
⸢7witness ⸢8[it]it
13the deed

13the deed
8⸣
[it]it
13the deed

13the deed

3792and7⸣
take a snapshot?
⸢(D)May I bring two men chums to witness ⸢8[it]it
13the deed

13the deed
8⸣
[it]it
13the deed

13the deed

3792and
⸢7witness ⸢8[it]it
13the deed

13the deed
8⸣
[it]it
13the deed

13the deed

3792and7⸣
take a snapshot?(D)⸣
(he holds out an ointment jar) ⸢(D)[Sir!
14Vaseline!]
Sir!
14Vaseline!
Vaseline, sir?Vaseline, sir? (D)⸣
[Sir!
14Vaseline!]
Sir!
14Vaseline!
Vaseline, sir?Vaseline, sir?

3793 ⸢8[She! Orangeflower ...]She! Orangeflower ... Orangeflower ...? Orangeflower ...? 8⸣ [She! Orangeflower ...]She! Orangeflower ... Orangeflower ...? Orangeflower ...?
15 Lukewarm ⸢8[water ...]water ... water ...? water ...? 8⸣ [water ...]water ... water ...? water ...?
(he holds out an ointment jar) ⸢(D)[Sir!
14Vaseline!]
Sir!
14Vaseline!
Vaseline, sir?Vaseline, sir? (D)⸣
[Sir!
14Vaseline!]
Sir!
14Vaseline!
Vaseline, sir?Vaseline, sir?

3793 ⸢8[She! Orangeflower ...]She! Orangeflower ... Orangeflower ...? Orangeflower ...? 8⸣ [She! Orangeflower ...]She! Orangeflower ... Orangeflower ...? Orangeflower ...?
15 Lukewarm ⸢8[water ...]water ... water ...? water ...? 8⸣ [water ...]water ... water ...? water ...?


3794
16
Kitty


3795
17(from the sofa)
Tell us, ⸢7[Florrie.]Florrie.Florry.Florry. 7⸣ [Florrie.]Florrie.Florry.Florry. Tell us. What ...


3796
18( ⸢8[Florrie]FlorrieFlorryFlorry 8⸣ [Florrie]FlorrieFlorryFlorry whispers to her. Whispering lovewords
19murmur, liplapping
3797 loudly, poppysmic plopslop*.)


3798
20
Mina Kennedy


3799
21(her eyes upturned)
O, it must be like the scent of geraniums and lovely
3800
22 peaches! O, he simply idolises every bit of⸢8every bit of8⸣ her! Stuck together! ⸢(D)Stuck together! (D)⸣
23 Covered
3801 with kisses!


3802
1
Lydia Douce


3803
2(her mouth opening)
Yumyum. O, he's carrying her round the room
3doing
3804it! Ride a cockhorse.
⸢(D)O, he's carrying her round the room
3doing
3804it! Ride a cockhorse. (D)⸣
You could hear them in Paris and New
4 York. Like
3805 mouthfuls of strawberries and cream.


3806
5
Kitty


3807
6(laughing)
Hee hee hee.


3808
7
Boylan's Voice


3809
8(sweetly, hoarsely, in the pit of his stomach)
Ah! Godblaze­
3810
9grukbrukarchkhrasht!


3811
10
Marion's Voice


3812
11(hoarsely, sweetly, rising to her throat)
O! Weeshwashtkissinapoo­
3813
12isthnapoohuck?


3814
13
Bloom


3815
14(his eyes wildly dilated, clasps himself)
Show! Hide! Show! Plough
15her!
⸢DPlough
15her!D⸣

3816 More! Shoot!⸢DShoot!D⸣


3817
16
Bella, Zoe, ⸢7[Florrie,]Florrie,Florry,Florry, 7⸣ [Florrie,]Florrie,Florry,Florry, Kitty


3818
17Ho ho! Ha ha! Hee hee!


3819
18
Lynch


3820
19(points to the mirror, laughing) Hu hu hu The mirror up to nature ⧽

3820
19(points to the mirror, laughing) Hu hu hu The mirror up to nature

3820
19(points to the mirror, laughing) Hu hu hu The mirror up to nature ⧽

3820
19(points to the mirror, laughing) Hu hu hu The mirror up to nature

20 (points) The mirror up to nature*. (he laughs) Hu hu hu hu hu!


3821
21(Bloom gazes⧽Bloom gazesStephen and Bloom gazeStephen and Bloom gaze Bloom gazes⧽Bloom gazesStephen and Bloom gazeStephen and Bloom gaze in the mirror. The
22 face of William
3822 Shakespeare , beardless,, beardless, appears there, rigid in
23 facial paralysis,
3823 crowned by the reflection of the reindeer antlered
24 hatrack in the
3824 hall*.)


3825
1
Shakespeare


3826
2(in dignified ventriloquy)
'Tis the loud laugh bespeaks the vacant mind*.
3 (to
3827 Bloom)
⸢7[You thought you were]You thought you wereThou thoughtest as how thou
4wastest
Thou thoughtest as how thou
4wastest
7⸣
[You thought you were]You thought you wereThou thoughtest as how thou
4wastest
Thou thoughtest as how thou
4wastest
invisible. Gaze. (he crows
3828 with a blackblack capon's laugh*⧼.⧽)

5Iagogo! Why⧽WhyHow myHow my Why⧽WhyHow myHow my Oldfellow chokit his
3829Thursdaymornun.
6Iagogogo!
⸢8 (he crows
3828 with a blackblack capon's laugh*⧼.⧽)

5Iagogo! Why⧽WhyHow myHow my Why⧽WhyHow myHow my Oldfellow chokit his
3829Thursdaymornun.
6Iagogogo!8⸣


3830
7
Bloom


3831
8(smiles yellowly at the three whores)
When will I hear the joke?


3832
9
Zoe


3833
10Before you're twice married and once a widower.


3834
11
Bloom


3835
12Lapses are condoned.

3835
12Lapses are condoned.
Even the great Napoleon when measurements were
3836
13 taken next the skin after his death ...


3837
14( ⸢7[The widow Dignam, ]The widow Dignam, Mrs Dignam, widow woman, Mrs Dignam, widow woman, 7⸣ [The widow Dignam, ]The widow Dignam, Mrs Dignam, widow woman, Mrs Dignam, widow woman, her
15 snubnose and cheeks flushed
3838 with deathtalk, tears and Tunney's
16 tawny sherry, hurries by in her
3839 weeds, her bonnet ⸢8[awry.]awry.awry,
17rouging and powdering her cheeks, lips
3840and nose,
⸢9
17rouging and powdering her cheeks, lips
3840and nose, 9⸣
a pena pen
18chivvying her brood of cygnets.
awry,
17rouging and powdering her cheeks, lips
3840and nose,
⸢9
17rouging and powdering her cheeks, lips
3840and nose, 9⸣
a pena pen
18chivvying her brood of cygnets.
8⸣
[awry.]awry.awry,
17rouging and powdering her cheeks, lips
3840and nose,
⸢9
17rouging and powdering her cheeks, lips
3840and nose, 9⸣
a pena pen
18chivvying her brood of cygnets.
awry,
17rouging and powdering her cheeks, lips
3840and nose,
⸢9
17rouging and powdering her cheeks, lips
3840and nose, 9⸣
a pena pen
18chivvying her brood of cygnets.
Beneath her skirt
3841 appear her late
19 husband's everyday trousers and turnedup boots,
3842 large eights. She
20 holds a Scottish Widows' insurance policy and a
3843 large marquee
21 umbrella under which her brood run with her, Patsy
3844 hopping on
22 one shod foot, his collar loose, a hank of porksteaks
3845 dangling,
a hank of porksteaks
3845 dangling,

23Freddy whimpering, Susy with a crying cod's mouth,
3846Alice
24 struggling with the baby. She cuffs them on, her streamers
3847 flaunting
25 aloft*.)


3848
1
Freddy


3849
2Ah, ma, you're dragging me along!
3850


3
Mrs

3
Mrs
Susy


3851
4Mamma, the beeftea is fizzing over!


3852
5
Shakespeare


3853
6None wed the second but who kill the first.⧽

3853
6None wed the second but who kill the first.
(with paralytic rage) Weda
7 seca whokilla farst.
(with paralytic rage) Weda
7 seca whokilla farst.

3853
6None wed the second but who kill the first.⧽

3853
6None wed the second but who kill the first.
(with paralytic rage) Weda
7 seca whokilla farst.
(with paralytic rage) Weda
7 seca whokilla farst.


3854
8(The face of Martin Cunningham, bearded, refeatures
3855
9 Shakespeare's beardless face. The marquee umbrella sways
3856
10 drunkenly, the children run aside. Under the umbrella appears Mrs
3857
11 Cunningham in merry widow hat and kimono gown. She glides
3858
12 sidling and bowing, twirling japanesily*.)


3859
13
Mrs Cunningham


3860
14(sings)


3861
15
And they call me the jewel of Asia!


3862
16
Martin Cunningham


3863
17(gazes on her, impassive)
⸢7[Immense.]Immense.Immense!Immense! 7⸣ [Immense.]Immense.Immense!Immense! Most bloody awful
18 demirep!


3864
19
Stephen


3865
20Et
exaltabuntur cornua iusti. Queens lay with prize bulls. Remember
3866
21 Pasiphae for whose lust my grandoldgrossfather made the first
3867
22 confessionbox.
Remember
3866
21 Pasiphae for whose lust my grandoldgrossfather made the first
3867
22 confessionbox.
Forget not Madam Grissel Steevens nor the suine scions of
3868
23the house of Lambert. And Noah was drunk with wine. And his ark was
3869
24open.
⸢7 Remember
3866
21 Pasiphae for whose lust my grandoldgrossfather made the first
3867
22 confessionbox.
Remember
3866
21 Pasiphae for whose lust my grandoldgrossfather made the first
3867
22 confessionbox.
Forget not Madam Grissel Steevens nor the suine scions of
3868
23the house of Lambert. And Noah was drunk with wine. And his ark was
3869
24open.7⸣


3870
1
Bella


3871
2None of that here. Come to the wrong shop.


3872
3
Lynch


3873
4Let him alone. He's back from Paris.


3874
5
Zoe


3875
6(runs to Stephen and links him)
O go on! Give us some parleyvoo.


3876
7(Stephen claps hat on head and leaps over to the fireplace where he
3877
8 stands with shrugged shoulders, finny hands outspread, a painted
3878
9 smile on his face*.)


3879
10
Lynch


3880
11(pommelling on the sofa)
Rmm Rmm Rmm Rrrrrrmmmm.


3881
12
Stephen


3882
13(gabbles with marionette jerkswith marionette jerks)
Thousand places of entertainment to
3883
14expense your evenings where⧽wherewithwith where⧽wherewithwith lovely ladies [are]are [are]are [are]are [are]are saling gloves
15 and other things
3884perhaps hers heart beerchops perfect fashionable house
16 very eccentric
3885 where lots cocottes beautifulbeautiful beautifulbeautiful dressed much about
17 princesses like are
3886 dancing cancan and walking ⸢7[there,]there,therethere 7⸣ [there,]there,therethere parisian
18 clowneries extra foolish for
3887 bachelors ⸢7[foreigns. The ]foreigns. The foreigns the foreigns the 7⸣ [foreigns. The ]foreigns. The foreigns the foreigns the same
19 if talking a poor english how much smart they
3888 are on things love and
20 sensations voluptuous. Misters very selects for is
3889 pleasure must to visit
21 heaven and hell show with mortuary⧼.⧽. candles and ⧼the⧽the they
3890 tears silver
22 which occur every night. Perfectly shocking terrific of religion's
3891 things
23 mockery seen in universal world. All chic womans ⸢7[who]whowhichwhich 7⸣ [who]whowhichwhich arrive
24full
3892of modesty then disrobe and
⸢B ⸢7[who]whowhichwhich 7⸣ [who]whowhichwhich arrive
24full
3892of modesty then disrobe andB⸣
⧼squeel⧽squeel squeal loud to see vampire man
25 debauch nun
3893 very fresh young with dessous troublants. (he clacks his
26 tongue loudly)
Ho,
3894 ⸢C[ là. ] là. là! là! C⸣ [ là. ] là. là! là! Ce pif qu'il ⸢C[ a. ] a. a!  a!  C⸣ [ a. ] a. a!  a! 
3895


1
Lynch


3896
2Vive
le vampire! 


3897
3
The Whores


3898
4Bravo! Parleyvoo!


3899
5
Stephen


3900
6(with head back, laughs loudly, clapping himself grimacinggrimacing)
Great
7 success
3901 of laughing. Angels much prostitutes like and holy apostles big
8 damn
3902 ruffians. Demimondaines nicely handsome sparkling of diamonds
9 very
3903 amiable costumed. Or do you are fond better what belongs ⧼the⧽the they
10 moderns
3904 ⸢B[pleasure?]pleasure? pleasure turpitude of old mans? pleasure turpitude of old mans? B⸣ [pleasure?]pleasure? pleasure turpitude of old mans? pleasure turpitude of old mans? (he points about
11him with grotesque
3905 gestures which Lynch and the whores reply to)
 *⧼.⧽
12 Caoutchouc statue woman
3906 reversible or lifesize tompeeptom of virgins
13 nudities very lesbic they⧽theythethe they⧽theythethe kiss five
3907 ten times. Enter, gentleman, to see
14 in mirror every positions trapezes all that
3908 machine there besides also if
15 desire act awfully bestial butcher's boy
3909pollutes in warm veal liver or
⸢Bbutcher's boy
3909pollutes in warm veal liver orB⸣

16omlet on the belly pièce de Shakespeare.


3910
17
Bella


3911
18(clapping her belly sinks back on the sofa, with awith a shout of laughter)
An
3912
19 omelette on the .... Ho! ho! ho! ho! ... omelette on the ....


3913
20
Stephen


3914
21(mincingly)
I love you, sir darling. Speak you englishman tongue for
3915
22double
entente cordiale. O yes, mon loup. How much cost? Waterloo.
3916
23 Watercloset. (he ceases suddenly and holds up a forefinger)


3917
1
Bella


3918
2(laughing)
Omelette ....


3919
3
The Whores


3920
4(laughing)
Encore! Encore!


3921
5
Stephen


3922
6Mark me. I dreamt of a watermelon.


3923
7
Zoe


3924
8Go abroad and love a foreign lady.


3925
9
Lynch


3926
10Across the world for a wife.
3927

⸢7[Florrie]Florrie
11
Florry

11
Florry
7⸣
[Florrie]Florrie
11
Florry

11
Florry


3928
12Dreams goes by contraries.


3929
13
Stephen


3930
14(extends his arms)
No. I flew.⧽No. I flew.It was here.It was here. No. I flew.⧽No. I flew.It was here.It was here. Street of harlots. In
15 ⧼serpentine⧽serpentine Serpentine avenue
3931 Beelzebub showed me her, a fubsy
16 widow. Where's the red carpet spread?


3932
17
Bloom


3933
18(approaching Stephen)
Look ....


3934
19
Stephen


3935
20No, I flew. My foes beneath me. And ever shall be. World without end*. (he
3936
21 cries)
Pater!  Free!


3937
1
Bloom


3938
2I say, look ...


3939
3
Stephen


3940
4Break my spirit, will he? O merde alors!  (he cries, his vulture talons
3941
5 sharpened)
Holà!  Hillyho!


3942
6(Simon Dedalus' voice hilloes in answer, somewhat sleepy but
3943
7 ready*. *)


3944
8
Simon


3945
9That's all right*. (he circles⧽circlesswoopsswoops circles⧽circlesswoopsswoops uncertainly through the air,
10wheeling,

10wheeling,
uttering
3946 cries of heartening, on strong ponderous buzzard⸢7buzzard7⸣
11 wings)
Ho, boy! Are
3947 you going to win? Hoop! Pschatt! Stable with those
12 halfcastes. Wouldn't let
3948 them within the bawl of an ass.
Wouldn't let
3948 them within the bawl of an ass.
Head up!⸢7Head up!7⸣
13 Keep our flag flying! An eagle
3949 gules volant in a field argent displayed.
An eagle
3949 gules volant in a field argent displayed.

14Ulster king at arms!
⸢B
14Ulster king at arms!B⸣
Haihoop! (*h⧼H⧽e
3950 makes the beagle's call⧽call call,
15 giving tongue
call,
15 giving tongue
call⧽call call,
15 giving tongue
call,
15 giving tongue
)
Bulbul!Bulbul! Burblblburblbl! Hai, boy!


3951
16(The fronds and spaces of the wallpaper file rapidly crosscountry.
3952 ⸢7[The]The
17 A stout

17 A stout
7⸣
[The]The
17 A stout

17 A stout
fox, drawn from covert,⸢7drawn from covert,7⸣ brush pointed, having
18buried his
3953grandmother,
⸢7having
18buried his
3953grandmother,7⸣
runs ⸢7[swift,]swift, swift for the open, swift for the open, 7⸣ [swift,]swift, swift for the open, swift for the open,
19 brighteyed, seeking badger
3954earth,
⸢7seeking badger
3954earth,7⸣
under the leaves. The pack
20of staghounds

20of staghounds
follows , nose to the
3955 ground,
, nose to the
3955 ground,
sniffing their
21quarry, beaglebaying, burblbrbling to be
3956blooded. Ward Union
22huntsmen and huntswomen live with them,
3957hot for a kill. From Six
23Mile Point, Flathouse, Nine Mile Stone
3958follow the footpeople with
24knotty sticks, hayforks, salmongaffs,
3959lassos, flockmasters with
25 stockwhips,
flockmasters with
25 stockwhips,
bearbaiters with tomtoms,
3960toreadors with bullswords,
26grey negroes waving torches.
⸢7The pack
20of staghounds

20of staghounds
follows , nose to the
3955 ground,
, nose to the
3955 ground,
sniffing their
21quarry, beaglebaying, burblbrbling to be
3956blooded. Ward Union
22huntsmen and huntswomen live with them,
3957hot for a kill. From Six
23Mile Point, Flathouse, Nine Mile Stone
3958follow the footpeople with
24knotty sticks, hayforks, salmongaffs,
3959lassos, flockmasters with
25 stockwhips,
flockmasters with
25 stockwhips,
bearbaiters with tomtoms,
3960toreadors with bullswords,
26grey negroes waving torches.7⸣
The crowd
3961 bawls of dicers, crown
27 and anchor players, thimbleriggers,
3962 broadsmen. Crows and
28touts, hoarse bookies in high wizard hats
3963 clamour deafeningly*. )


3964
1
The Crowd


3965
2Card of the races. Racing card!


3966
3Ten to one the field!


3967
4Tommy on the clay here! Tommy on the clay!


3968
5Two⧽

3968
5Two
TenTen

3968
5Two⧽

3968
5Two
TenTen
to one bar one! Two⧽TwoTenTen Two⧽TwoTenTen to one bar one!


3969
6Try your luck on Spinning Jenny!


3970
7Ten to one bar one!


3971
8Sell the monkey, boys! Sell the monkey!


3972
9I'll give ten to one!


3973
10Ten to one the field⧽the fieldbar onebar one the field⧽the fieldbar onebar one !


3974
11(A dark horse, ⧼w⧽w riderless, bolts like a phantom past the
12 winningpost,
3975 his mane foaming,⧽foaming, moonfoaming, moonfoaming, foaming,⧽foaming, moonfoaming, moonfoaming, his eyeballs
13 stars. The field follows, a
3976 bunch of bucking mounts. Skeleton
14horses, Sceptre, Maximum the
3977 Second, Zinfandel, the duke of
15 Westminster's Shotover, Repulse,
3978the duke of Beaufort's Ceylon,
16 prix de Paris. Dwarfs ride them,
3979 rustyarmoured, leaping,⸢(B)leaping,(B)⸣
17 leaping in their, in their saddles. Last in a
3980 drizzle of rain on a
18brokenwinded isabelleisabelle nag, ⸢(D)[cock of the north,]cock of the north,Cock of the
19North,
3981the favourite,
Cock of the
19North,
3981the favourite,
(D)⸣
[cock of the north,]cock of the north,Cock of the
19North,
3981the favourite,
Cock of the
19North,
3981the favourite,
⸢(D)[cock of the north,]cock of the north,Cock of the
19North,
3981the favourite,
Cock of the
19North,
3981the favourite,
(D)⸣
[cock of the north,]cock of the north,Cock of the
19North,
3981the favourite,
Cock of the
19North,
3981the favourite,
honey cap, green jacket, orange sleeves,
20 Garrett Deasy
3982 ⧼in the⧽in the up, gripping the reins, a hockeystick at the
21 ready. His nag on
3983 spavined whitegaitered feet ⧼tr⧽tr jogs along the
22 rocky road*.)


3984
23
The ⸢7[Crowd ]Crowd Orange LodgesOrange Lodges 7⸣ [Crowd ]Crowd Orange LodgesOrange Lodges


3985
24(jeering)
Get down and push, mister. Last lap! You'll be home the night!


3986
25
Garrett Deasy


3987
26(bolt upright, his nailscraped face plastered with postagestamps,his nailscraped face plastered with postagestamps,
27 brandishes
3988 his hockeystick, his blue eyes flashing in the prism of the
28 chandelier as his
3989 mount lopes by at schooling gallop
as his
3989 mount lopes by at schooling gallop
)
Per vias rectas! 


3990
29(A yoke of buckets ⸢D[empties]emptiesleopardsleopards D⸣ [empties]emptiesleopardsleopards all over him and his
30 rearing nag a
3991 torrent of mutton broth with dancing coins of carrots,
31 barley,
3992 onions, turnips, potatoes*.)


3993
1
The ⸢7[Crowd ]Crowd Green LodgesGreen Lodges 7⸣ [Crowd ]Crowd Green LodgesGreen Lodges


3994
2Soft day, sir John! Soft day, your honour!


3995
3(Private Carr, Private Compton and Cissy Caffrey pass beneath the
3996
4 windows, singing in discord*.)


3997
5
Stephen


3998
6Hark! Our friend noise in the street.


3999
7
Zoe


4000
8(holds up her hand)
Stop!


4001
9
Private Carr, Private Compton and Cissy Caffrey


4002
10
Yet I've a sort of a

4003
11
Yorkshire relish for ...


4004
12
Zoe


4005
13That's me*. (she claps her hands) Dance! Dance! (she runs to the
14 pianola)

4006 Who has twopence?


4007
15
Bloom


4008
16Who'll ...?


4009
17
Lynch


4010
18(handing her coins)
Here.


4011
19
Stephen


4012
20(cracking his fingers impatiently)
Quick! Quick! Where's my augur's
21 rod?
Where's my augur's
21 rod?

4013 (he runs to the piano and takes his ashplant⧽ashplant ashplant, beating
22 his foot in tripudium
ashplant, beating
22 his foot in tripudium
ashplant⧽ashplant ashplant, beating
22 his foot in tripudium
ashplant, beating
22 his foot in tripudium
)


4014
1
Zoe


4015
2(turns the drumhandle)
There.


4016
3(*S⧼s⧽he drops two pennies in the slot. Gold, pink and violet lights
4 start
4017 forth. The drum turns ⸢7[purring.]purring.purring in low hesitation
5waltz.
purring in low hesitation
5waltz.
7⸣
[purring.]purring.purring in low hesitation
5waltz.
purring in low hesitation
5waltz.
Professor
4018 Goodwin, in a bowknotted periwig, in court
6dress, wearing a
4019 stained Inverness cape, bent in two from
7 incredible age, totters
4020 across the room, his hands fluttering. He sits
8 tinily on the pianostool
4021 and lifts and beats handless sticks of arms
9 on the keyboard, nodding
4022 with damsel's grace, his bowknot
10 bobbing*.)


4023
11
Zoe


4024
12(twirls round >herself⧽herself herself, heeltapping herself, heeltapping <herself⧽herself herself, heeltapping herself, heeltapping )

4024
12(twirls round >herself⧽herself herself, heeltapping herself, heeltapping <herself⧽herself herself, heeltapping herself, heeltapping )
Dance. Anybody here
13for there?
⸢7Anybody here
13for there?7⸣

4025 Who'll dance? Clear the table*.


4026
14(The pianola with changing lights plays in waltz time the prelude
4027of
15My Girl's a Yorkshire Girl.
Stephen throws his ashplant on the
4028 table
16 and seizes Zoe round the waist. ⸢7[Florrie]FlorrieFlorryFlorry 7⸣ [Florrie]FlorrieFlorryFlorry and Bella push
17 the
4029 table towards the fireplace. Stephen, arming Zoe with
18 exaggerated
4030 grace, begins to waltz her round the room. Bloom
19 stands aside. Her
4031 [falling]falling [falling]falling sleeve fallingfalling from gracing
20arms reveals a white fleshflower of
4032 vaccination.
>Her
4031 [falling]falling [falling]falling sleeve fallingfalling from gracing
20arms reveals a white fleshflower of
4032 vaccination.<
Bloom
19 stands aside. Her
4031 [falling]falling [falling]falling sleeve fallingfalling from gracing
20arms reveals a white fleshflower of
4032 vaccination.
>Her
4031 [falling]falling [falling]falling sleeve fallingfalling from gracing
20arms reveals a white fleshflower of
4032 vaccination.<
Between the
21curtains Professor ⸢7[Maghinni ]Maghinni MaginniMaginni 7⸣ [Maghinni ]Maghinni MaginniMaginni inserts a leg
4033 on the
22 toepoint of which spins a silk hat. With a deft kick he sends it
4034
23 spinning to his crown and jauntyhatted ⧼entered⧽entered ⸢7[enters.]enters.skates
24in.
skates
24in.
7⸣
[enters.]enters.skates
24in.
skates
24in.
He wears a slate
4035 frockcoat with claret silk ⧼lappels⧽lappels lapels, a
25 gorget of cream tulle, a green
4036 lowcut waistcoat, stock collar with
26 white kerchief, tight lavender
4037 trousers, patent pumps and canary
27 gloves. In his buttonhole is a⧽a an
4038 immense
an
4038 immense
a⧽a an
4038 immense
an
4038 immense
dahlia. He twirls in
28 reversed directions a clouded cane,
4039then wedges it tight in his
29 oxter. He places a hand lightly on his
4040 breastbone, bows, and fondles
30 his flower and buttons*.)
4041

⸢7[Maghinni]Maghinni
1
Maginni

1
Maginni
7⸣
[Maghinni]Maghinni
1
Maginni

1
Maginni


4042
2The poetry of motion, art of ⸢B[calisthenics,]calisthenics, calisthenics. No connection calisthenics. No connection B⸣ [calisthenics,]calisthenics, calisthenics. No connection calisthenics. No connection
3 with Madam
4043 Legget Byrne's or Levenston's. Fancy dress balls arranged.
4 Deportment.
4044 The Katty Lanner step. So. Watch me! My terpsichorean
5 abilities*. (he
4045 minuets forward three paces on tripping bees' feet)
Tout
6 le monde en
4046 avant! Révérence!
  Tout le monde en place! 


4047
7(The prelude ceases. Professor Goodwin, beating vague arms,
4048
8 shrivels, sinks, his live ⧼cope⧽cope cape falling about the stool. The air in
9 firmer
4049 waltz time sounds. Stephen and Zoe circle freely. The lights
4050
10 change, glow, fade gold rosy violetgold rosy violet *.)


4051
11
The Pianola


4052
12
Two young fellows were talking about their girls, girls, girls⧼.⧽.,

4053
13
Sweethearts they'd left behind ......


4054
14(From a corner the morning hours run out, goldhaired,
4055
15slimsandalled, in girlish blue, waspwaisted, with innocent hands.
4056
16 Nimbly they dance, twirling their skipping ropes. The hours of
4057
17 noon follow in amber gold. Laughing, linked, high haircombs
4058
18flashing, they catch the sun in mocking mirrors, lifting their
19 arms*.)
4059

⸢7[Maghinni]Maghinni
20
Maginni

20
Maginni
7⸣
[Maghinni]Maghinni
20
Maginni

20
Maginni


4060
21(clipclaps glovesilent hands)
Carré!  Avant deux!  [9 Balancé!  ] Balancé!  Breathe
22 evenly! Balancé!  ⸢9 Balancé!  9⸣


4061
23(The morning and noon hours waltz in their places, turning,
4062
24 advancing to each other, shaping their curves, bowing visavis.
4063
25 Cavaliers behind them arch and suspend their arms, with hands
4064 ⸢7[on]on
26 descending to, touching, rising from

26 descending to, touching, rising from
7⸣
[on]on
26 descending to, touching, rising from

26 descending to, touching, rising from
their shoulders*.)


4065
1
Hours


4066
2You may touch my.


4067
3
Cavaliers


4068
4May I touch your?


4069
5
Hours


4070
6O, but lightly!


4071
7
Cavaliers


4072
8O, so lightly!


4073
9
The Pianola


4074
10
My little shy little lass has a waist.


4075
11(Zoe and Stephen turn boldly with looser swing. The twilight hours
4076
12advance from long landshadows,⸢7from long landshadows,7⸣ dispersed, lagging, languideyed,
4077
13 their cheeks delicate with cipria and false faint bloom. They are in
4078
14 grey gauze with dark bat sleeves that flutter in the landbreeze*. )
4079

⸢9[Maghinni]Maghinni
15
Maginni

15
Maginni
9⸣
[Maghinni]Maghinni
15
Maginni

15
Maginni


4080
16Avant
huit! Traversé! Salut! Cours de mains! Croisé! 


4081
17(The night hours, one by one, steal to the last place, morning,⧽place, morning,
18place. Morning,

18place. Morning,
place, morning,⧽place, morning,
18place. Morning,

18place. Morning,
noon
4082 and twilight hours retreat before them. They
19 are masked, with
4083 daggered hair and bracelets of dull bells. Weary
20 they curchycurchy
4084 under veils*.)


4085
21
The Bracelets


4086
22Heigho! Heigho!


4087
1
Zoe


4088
2(twirling, her hand to her brow)
O!
4089

⸢7[Maghinni]Maghinni
3
Maginni

3
Maginni
7⸣
[Maghinni]Maghinni
3
Maginni

3
Maginni


4090
4Les
tiroirs!  Chaîne de dames! La corbeille! Dos à dos! 


4091
5(Arabesquing wearily they weave a pattern on the floor, weaving,
4092
6 unweaving, curtseying, twirling, simply swirling*.)


4093
7
Zoe


4094
8I'm giddy!


4095
9(She frees herself, droops on a chair. Stephen seizes ⸢7[Florrie]Florrie
10Florry

10Florry
7⸣
[Florrie]Florrie
10Florry

10Florry
and
4096 turns with her*.)
4097

⸢7[Maghinni]Maghinni
11
Maginni

11
Maginni
7⸣
[Maghinni]Maghinni
11
Maginni

11
Maginni


4098
12Boulangère!
  Les ronds!  Les ponts!  Chevaux de bois! Escargots! 


4099
13(Twining, receding, with interchanging hands the night hours link
4100
14 each each with arching arms in a mosaic of movements⧼)⧽). Stephen
4101
15 and ⸢7[Florrie]FlorrieFlorryFlorry 7⸣ [Florrie]FlorrieFlorryFlorry turn cumbrously*.)
4102

⸢7[Maghinni]Maghinni
16
Maginni

16
Maginni
7⸣
[Maghinni]Maghinni
16
Maginni

16
Maginni


4103
17Dansez
avec vos dames! Changez de dames! Donnez le petit bouquet à
18 votre
4104 dame! Remerciez!
 


4105
19
The Pianola


4106
20
Best, best of all,

4107
21
Baraabum!


4108
1
Kitty


4109
2(jumps up)
O, they played that on the hobbyhorses at the Mirus ⸢7 Mirus 7⸣
3 bazaar!


4110
4(She runs to Stephen. He leaves ⸢7[Florrie]FlorrieFlorryFlorry 7⸣ [Florrie]FlorrieFlorryFlorry brusquely and
5 seizes
4111 Kitty. A screaming bittern's harsh high whistle shrieks.
4112
6 Groangrousegurgling Toft's cumbersome whirligig turns slowly the
4113
7 room right roundabout the room*.)


4114
8
The Pianola


4115
9
My girl's a Yorkshire girl.


4116
10
Zoe


4117
11Yorkshire through and through. Come on all!


4118
12(She seizes ⸢7[Florrie]FlorrieFlorryFlorry 7⸣ [Florrie]FlorrieFlorryFlorry and waltzes her*.)


4119
13
Stephen


4120
14Pas
seul! 


4121
15(He wheels Kitty into Lynch's ⸢(B)[arms and ]arms and arms,arms, (B)⸣ [arms and ]arms and arms,arms, snatches up
16 his ashplant from
4122 the ⸢(B)[table.]table.table and takes the floor.table and takes the floor. (B)⸣ [table.]table.table and takes the floor.table and takes the floor. All
17wheel whirl waltz twirl Bloombella
4123 Kittylynch ⸢7[Florriezoe ]Florriezoe
18Florryzoe jujuby women.

18Florryzoe jujuby women.
7⸣
[Florriezoe ]Florriezoe
18Florryzoe jujuby women.

18Florryzoe jujuby women.
Stephen with hat ashplant
4124 frogsplits in
19 middle highkicks with skykicking mouth shut.⧽shut.shut hand
4125 clasp
20 part under thigh.
shut hand
4125 clasp
20 part under thigh.
shut.⧽shut.shut hand
4125 clasp
20 part under thigh.
shut hand
4125 clasp
20 part under thigh.
With clang tinkle boomhammer tallyho
4126
21 hornblower blue green yellow flashes Toft's cumbersome turns with
4127
22 hobbyhorse riders from gilded snakes dangled  , bowels fandango
4128
23leaping spurn soil foot and fall again
⸢7, bowels fandango
4128
23leaping spurn soil foot and fall again7⸣
*.)


4129
24
The Pianola


4130
25
Though she's a factory lass

4131
26
And wears no fancy clothes.


4132
1(Closeclutched swift swifter with glareblareflare scudding they
4133
2scootlootshoot lumbering by. Baraabum!)


4134
3
Tutti


4135
4Encore! Bis! Bravo! Encore!
4136


5
Lynch⧽

5
Lynch
SimonSimon

5
Lynch⧽

5
Lynch
SimonSimon


4137
6Think of your mother's people!


4138
7
Stephen


4139
8Dance of death.


4140
9(Bang fresh barang bang of lacquey's bell, horse, nag, steer,
4141
10piglings, Conmee on Christass, lame crutch and leg sailor in
4142
11 cockboat armfolded ropepulling hitching stamp hornpipe through
4143
12 and through. Baraabum! On nags hogs bellhorses Gadarene swine
4144
13 Corny in coffin steel shark stone onehandled Nelson two trickies
4145
14 Frauenzimmer plumstained from pram falling bawling. Gum he's a
4146
15 champion. Fuseblue peer from barrel rev. evensong Love on
4147
16 hackney jaunt Blazes blind coddoubled bicyclers Dilly with
4148
17 snowcake no fancy clothes. Then in last ⧼ss switchback lumbering
18 up
4149 and down bump mashtub sort of viceroy and reine relish for
4150
19 tublumber bumpshire rose. Baraabum!
4151
20 The couples fall aside. Stephen whirls ⸢B[giddily, stops.]giddily, stops.giddily.giddily. B⸣ [giddily, stops.]giddily, stops.giddily.giddily.
21 Room whirls back.
4152 Eyes closed he totters. Red rails fly spacewards.
22 Stars all around
4153 suns turn roundabout. Bright midges dance on
23walls. He stops
4154dead.
⸢BHe stops
4154dead.B⸣
*)
4155


24
Stephen
⸢B
24
StephenB⸣


4156
25Ho!
⸢B
4156
25Ho!B⸣

|B |
4157
26 *(Stephen's mother, emaciated, rises stark through the floor, in
27 leper
4158 grey with a wreath of faded orangeblossoms and a torn
28 bridal veil
with a wreath of faded orangeblossoms and a torn
28 bridal veil
,
4159 her face worn and noseless,⸢(D)noseless,(D)⸣ green with
29gravemould. Her hair is
4160 scant and lank. She fixes her bluecircled
1 hollow eyesockets on
4161 Stephen and opens her toothless mouth
2 uttering a silent word
>and opens her toothless mouth
2 uttering a silent word<
on
4161 Stephen and opens her toothless mouth
2 uttering a silent word
>and opens her toothless mouth
2 uttering a silent word<
. A
4162 choir of virgins and confessors sing
3 voicelessly*.)


4163
4
The Choir


4164
5
Liliata rutilantium te confessorum ....

4165
6
Iubilantium te virginum .....


4166
7(From the top of a towerFrom the top of a tower Buck Mulligan, in particoloured
8 jester's
4167 dress of puce and yellow and clown's cap with curling bell,
9 stands
4168 gaping at her, a smoking buttered split⸢7buttered split7⸣ scone in his
10 hand*. *)


4169
11
Buck Mulligan


4170
12She's beastly dead.
⸢(D)
4170
12She's beastly dead.(D)⸣
The pity of ⸢B[it.]it.it!it! B⸣ [it.]it.it!it! Mulligan meets the afflicted
13 mother*. (he
4171 upturns his eyes)
Mercurial Malachi!


4172
14
The Mother


4173
15(with the subtle smile of death's madness)

4173
15(with the subtle smile of death's madness)
I was once the beautiful May
4174
16 Goulding. I am dead.


4175
17
Stephen


4176
18(horrorstruck)
Lemur.⧽Lemur. Lemur, who are you? Lemur, who are you? Lemur.⧽Lemur. Lemur, who are you? Lemur, who are you? No. What bogeyman's
19 trick is this?


4177
20
Buck Mulligan


4178
21(*s⧼S⧽hakes his curling capbell)
*⧼.⧽ The mockery of ⸢7[it.]it.it!it! 7⸣ [it.]it.it!it! Kinch
22dogsbody

22dogsbody
killed her
4179 bitchbodybitchbody. She kicked the bucket*. (tears of
23 molten butter fall from his eyes
4180on to the scone)
Our great sweet mother!
24Epi
oinopa ponton.


4181
1
The Mother


4182
2(comes nearer, breathing upon him softly her breath of wetted ashes)

4182
2(comes nearer, breathing upon him softly her breath of wetted ashes)
All
4183
3 must go through it, Stephen. More women than men in the world. You too.
4184
4 Time will come.


4185
5
Stephen


4186
6(choking with fright, remorse and horror)
They say I killed you, mother.
4187
7 He offended your memory. Cancer did it, not I. Destiny.


4188
8
The Mother


4189
9(a green rill of bile trickling from a side of her mouth)
You sang that song
4190
10 to me. Love's bitter mystery.


4191
11
Stephen


4192
12(eagerly)
Tell me ⸢B[(the word), ](the word), the word, the word, B⸣ [(the word), ](the word), the word, the word, mother, if you know now.
13 The word known to
4193 all men.


4194
14
The Mother


4195
15Who saved you the night you jumped into the train at Dalkey with Paddy
4196
16 Lee? Who had pity for you when you were sad among the strangers?
4197
17 Prayer is allpowerful. Prayer for the suffering souls in the Ursuline
18manual
in the Ursuline
18manual

4198 and forty days' indulgence. Repent, Stephen.


4199
19
Stephen


4200
20The ghoul! Hyena!


4201
21
The Mother


4202
22I pray for you in my other world. Get Dilly to make you that boiled rice
4203
23 every night after your brainwork. Years and years I loved you, O, O, my [B
24firstborn ]

24firstborn
[B
24firstborn ]

24firstborn
son,
4204 my⸢C myC⸣ firstborn, ⸢Bfirstborn, B⸣ when you lay in my womb.


4205
1
Zoe


4206
2(fanning herself with the gratefan)
I'm melting!
4207

⸢7[Florrie]Florrie
3
Florry

3
Florry
7⸣
[Florrie]Florrie
3
Florry

3
Florry


4208
4(points to Stephen)
Look! He's white.


4209
5
Bloom


4210
6(goes to the window to open it more⸢9more9⸣ )
Giddy.


4211
7
The Mother


4212
8(with smouldering eyes)

4212
8(with smouldering eyes)
Repent! O, the fire of hell!


4213
9
Stephen


4214
10(panting)
His noncorrosive sublimate! His noncorrosive sublimate! The ⸢B[corpsechewer. ]corpsechewer.
11corpsechewer!

11corpsechewer!
B⸣
[corpsechewer. ]corpsechewer.
11corpsechewer!

11corpsechewer!
Raw head and
4215 bloody bones.


4216
12
The Mother


4217
13(her face drawing near and nearer, sending out an ashen breath)
Beware!
4218
14 (she raises her blackened withered right arm slowly towards Stephen's
4219
15 breast with outstretched finger)
Beware God's hand!


4220
16(A green crab with malignant red eyes sticks deep its grinning claws
4221
17 in Stephen's heart*.)


4222
18
Stephen


4223
19(strangled with rage⧽rage rage, his features drawn ⧼and⧽and grey and old rage, his features drawn ⧼and⧽and grey and old rage⧽rage rage, his features drawn ⧼and⧽and grey and old rage, his features drawn ⧼and⧽and grey and old )

20Shite!


4224
1
Bloom


4225
2(at the window)
What?


4226
3
Stephen


4227
4Ah
non, par exemple!  The intellectual imagination! With me all or not at
4228
5 all. Non serviam! 
4229

⸢7[Florrie]Florrie
6
Florry

6
Florry
7⸣
[Florrie]Florrie
6
Florry

6
Florry


4230
7Give him some cold water. Wait*. (she rushes out)


4231
8
The Mother


4232
9(wrings her hands slowly, moaning desperately)
O Sacred Heart of Jesus,
4233
10 have mercy on him! Save him ,⧽, from hell, O Divine from hell, O Divine ,⧽, from hell, O Divine from hell, O Divine Sacred Heart!


4234
11
Stephen


4235
12No! No! No! Break my spirit, all of you, if you can! I'll bring you all to
4236
13 heel!


4237
14
The Mother


4238
15(in the agony of her deathrattle)

4238
15(in the agony of her deathrattle)
Have mercy on Stephen, Lord, for my
4239
16 sake! Inexpressible was my anguish when expiring with love, grief and
4240
17 agony on Mount Calvary.


4241
18
Stephen


4242
19Nothung!
 


4243
20(He lifts his ashplant high with both hands and smashes the
4244
21chandelier. Time's livid final flame leaps and, in the following
4245
22darkness, ruin of all space, shattered glass and toppling
23 masonry.*)
4246


1
The Gasjet

1
The Gasjet


4247
2Pwfungg!

4247
2Pwfungg!


4248
3
Bloom


4249
4Stop!


4250
5
Lynch


4251
6(rushes forward and seizes Stephen's hand)
Here! Hold on! Don't run
4252
7 amok!


4253
8
Bella


4254
9Police!


4255
10(Stephen, abandoning his ashplant, his head and arms thrown back
4256
11 stark, rushes⧽rushesbeats the ground and fliesbeats the ground and flies rushes⧽rushesbeats the ground and fliesbeats the ground and flies from the room⧼)⧽), past
12 the whores at
4257 the door*.)


4258
13
Bella


4259
14(screams)
After him!


4260
15(The two whores rush to the halldoor. Lynch and Kitty and Zoe
4261
16 stampede from the room. They talk excitedly. Bloom follows,
4262
17 returns*.)


4263
18
The Whores


4264
19(jammed in the doorway, jammed in the doorway, pointing)
Down there.


4265
20
Zoe


4266
21(pointing)
There. There's something up.


4267
1
Bella


4268
2Who pays for the lamp? (she seizes Bloom's coattail) Here, you were with
4269
3 him. The lamp's broken.


4270
4
Bloom


4271
5(rushes to the hall, rushes back)
What lamp, woman?


4272
6
A Whore


4273
7He tore his coat.


4274
8
Bella


4275
9( her eyes hard with anger and cupidity, ⸢Bher eyes hard with anger and cupidity, B⸣ points [Bher eyes hard with
10anger and cupidity ]
her eyes hard with
10anger and cupidity
[Bher eyes hard with
10anger and cupidity ]
her eyes hard with
10anger and cupidity
)
Who's to pay for that? Ten
4276 shillings. You're a
11 witness.


4277
12
Bloom


4278
13(snatches up Stephen's ashplant)
Me? Ten shillings? Haven't you lifted
4279
14 enough off him? Didn't he ....?


4280
15
Bella


4281
16(loudly)
Here, none of your tall talk. This isn't a brothel. A
17 tenshillinghouse⧽tenshillinghouse tenshilling
4282 house
tenshilling
4282 house
tenshillinghouse⧽tenshillinghouse tenshilling
4282 house
tenshilling
4282 house
.


4283
18
Bloom


4284
19(*H⧼h⧽is head under the lamp, pulls the chain. Puling, the gasjet lights up a
4285
20 crushed mauve purple shade⧼)⧽). He raises the ashplant*.)
Only the
21 chimney's
4286 broken.
Only the
21 chimney's
4286 broken.
Here is all he ....


4287
1
Bella


4288
2(shrinks back and screams)
Jesus! Don't!


4289
3
Bloom


4290
4(warding off a blow)
To show you how he hit the paper. There's not
4291
5 sixpenceworth of damage done. Ten shillings!
4292

⸢7[Florrie]Florrie
6
Florry

6
Florry
7⸣
[Florrie]Florrie
6
Florry

6
Florry


4293
7(with a glass of water, enters)
Where is he?


4294
8
Bella


4295
9Do you want me to call the police?


4296
10
Bloom


4297
11O, I know. Bulldog on the premises. But he's a Trinity student. Patrons of
4298
12 your establishment.
Patrons of
4298
12 your establishment.
Gentlemen that pay the rent. (he makes a masonic
4299
13 sign)
Know what I mean? Nephew of the vicechancellor. You don't want a
4300
14 scandal.


4301
15
Bella


4302
16(angrily)
Trinity. Coming down here ragging after the ⸢B[boatrace]boatrace
17boatraces

17boatraces
B⸣
[boatrace]boatrace
17boatraces

17boatraces
and
4303 paying nothing. Are you my commander here or?Are you my commander here or? Where
18 is he? I'll charge
4304him! Disgrace him, I will! (she shouts) (she shouts) Zoe! Zoe!


4305
19
Bloom


4306
20(urgently)
And if it were your own son in Oxford? (warningly) I know.


4307
21
Bella


4308
22(almost speechless)
Who are. Incog! Incog!


4309
1
Zoe


4310
2(in the doorway)
There's a row on.


4311
3
Bloom


4312
4What? Where? (*h⧼H⧽e throws a shilling on the table and starts) That's for the
4313
5 chimney. Where? I need mountain air.I need mountain air.


4314
6(He hurries out⸢7out7⸣ through the hall. The whores point. ⸢7[Florrie]Florrie
7Florry

7Florry
7⸣
[Florrie]Florrie
7Florry

7Florry
follows,
4315 spilling water from her tilted tumbler. On the
8 doorstep all the
4316 whores clustered talk volubly, pointing to the⸢7to the7⸣
9 right where the fog
4317 has cleared off. From the left arrives a jingling
10 hackney car. It slows
4318 to in front of the house. Bloom at the halldoor
11 perceives Corny
4319 Kelleher who is about to dismount from the car
12 with two silent
4320 lechers. He averts his face. Bella from within the hall
13 urges on her
4321 whores. They blow ⧼icklickysticky⧽icklickysticky ickylickysticky
14 yumyum kisses. Corny Kelleher
4322 replies with a ghastly lewd smile.
15 The silent lechers turn to pay the
4323 jarvey. Zoe and Kitty still point
16 right. Bloom, parting them swiftly,
4324 draws his caliph's hood and
17 poncho and hurries down the steps
4325 with sideways face. Incog
18 Haroun Al Raschid he flits behind the
4326 silent ⧼of ⧽of  lechers and
19 hastens on by the 🕮 railings with fleet step of a ⸢D[pard.]pard.pard
4327
20strewing the drag behind him, torn envelopes drenched in aniseed.
pard
4327
20strewing the drag behind him, torn envelopes drenched in aniseed.
D⸣
[pard.]pard.pard
4327
20strewing the drag behind him, torn envelopes drenched in aniseed.
pard
4327
20strewing the drag behind him, torn envelopes drenched in aniseed.

4328
21 The ashplant marks his stride. A pack of ⸢D[bloodhounds]bloodhounds
22bloodhounds, led by
4329Hornblower of Trinity [7in tallyho cap,]in tallyho cap,
23brandishing a dogwhip in tallyho cap ⸢7in tallyho cap 7⸣ and
4330an old pair of grey
24trousers,

22bloodhounds, led by
4329Hornblower of Trinity [7in tallyho cap,]in tallyho cap,
23brandishing a dogwhip in tallyho cap ⸢7in tallyho cap 7⸣ and
4330an old pair of grey
24trousers,
D⸣
[bloodhounds]bloodhounds
22bloodhounds, led by
4329Hornblower of Trinity [7in tallyho cap,]in tallyho cap,
23brandishing a dogwhip in tallyho cap ⸢7in tallyho cap 7⸣ and
4330an old pair of grey
24trousers,

22bloodhounds, led by
4329Hornblower of Trinity [7in tallyho cap,]in tallyho cap,
23brandishing a dogwhip in tallyho cap ⸢7in tallyho cap 7⸣ and
4330an old pair of grey
24trousers,
follow from far, picking up the scent,⸢Dpicking up the scent,D⸣
4331 nearer, baying,
25 panting, at fault, breaking away,⸢Dat fault, breaking away,D⸣ throwing their
4332 tongues, biting
26 his heels, leaping at his tail. He walks, runs, zigzags,
4333 gallops, lugs
27 laid back. He is pelted with gravel, cabbagestumps,
4334 biscuitboxes,
28 eggs, potatoes, dead codfish, woman's slipperslappers.
4335 After him
29 freshfound the hue and cry zigzag gallops in hot ⸢7[pursuit:]pursuit:pursuit
4336
30of follow my leader:
pursuit
4336
30of follow my leader:
7⸣
[pursuit:]pursuit:pursuit
4336
30of follow my leader:
pursuit
4336
30of follow my leader:
65 C, 66 C, night watch,65 C, 66 C, night watch, John
31 Henry Menton,
4337 Wisdom Hely, V B Dillon, Councillor Nannetti,
32 Alexander Keyes,
4338 Larry O'Rourke, Joe Cuffe, Mrs O'Dowd, Pisser
33 Burke, the
4339 Nameless One, Mrs Riordan, the Citizen,
34 Garryowen,
4340Whodoyoucallhim, Strangeface, ⧼Fellow that like,⧽Fellow that like,
1Fellowthatsolike, Sawhimbefore,
4341Chapwithawen, Chris Callinan, sir
2 Charles Cameron, Benjamin
4342 Dollard, Lenehan, Bartell d'Arcy, Joe
3 Hynes, red Murray, editor
4343 Brayden, T. M. Healy, Mr Justice
4 Fitzgibbon, John Howard
4344 Parnell, the reverend Tinned Salmon,
5 Professor Joly, Mrs Breen,
4345 Denis Breen, Theodore Purefoy, Mina
6 Purefoy, thethe Westland Row
4346 postmistress, ⧼T. P.⧽T. P. C. P.
7M‘Coy, friend of Lyons, Hoppy Holohan,
4347maninthestreet,
8 othermaninthestreet, Footballboots, pugnosed
4348 driver, rich
9 protestant lady, Davy Byrne, Mrs Ellen M‘Guinness,
4349 Mrs Joe
10 Gallaher, George Lidwell, Jimmy Henry on corns,
4350superintendent
11 Laracy, Father Cowley, Crofton out of the
4351Collector‐general's,
12 Dan Dawson, dental surgeon Bloom with
4352 tweezers, Mrs
13 Bob Doran, Mrs Kennefick, Mrs Wyse Nolan, John
4353 Wyse
14 Nolan, handsome­married­woman­rubbedagainst­wide­behind­
4354in­
15Clonskeatram, the bookseller of Sweets of Sin, Miss
4355 Dubedat­
16andshedidbedad, Mesdames Gerald and Stanislaus Moran
4356 of
17 Roebuck, the managing clerk of Drimmie's, Wetherup, colonel
4357
18 Hayes, Mastiansky, Citron, Penrose, Aaron Figatner, Moses
4358
19Herzog, Michael E Geraghty, Inspector Troy,
⸢7Aaron Figatner, Moses
4358
19Herzog, Michael E Geraghty, Inspector Troy,7⸣
Mrs Galbraith, the
4359
20 constable off Eccles⧼' ⧽'  street corner, old doctor Brady with
4360
21 stethoscope, the mystery man on the beach, a retriever, MrsMrs
22 Miriam
4361 Dandrade and all her lovers*.)


4362
23
The Hue and Cry


4363
24(helterskelterpelterwelter)
He's Bloom! Stop Bloom! Stopabloom!
4364
25 Stopperrobber! Hi! Hi! Stophim on the corner!


4365
26(At the corner of Beaver street beneath the scaffolding⸢9beneath the scaffolding9⸣ Bloom
4366
27 panting stops on the fringe of the noisy quarrelling knot, a lot not
4367
28 knowing a jot what hi! hi! row and wrangle round the whowhat
4368
29 brawlaltogether*.)


4369
30
Stephen


4370
31(with elaborate gestures, breathing deeply and slowly)
You are my guests.
4371
32Uninvited. By virtue of the fifth of⸢7the fifth of7⸣ George ⸢7[the. Seventh]the. Seventhand seventhand seventh 7⸣ [the. Seventh]the. Seventhand seventhand seventh
33 of Edward. History
4372 to blame. Fabled by ⸢(B)[mother]mothermothersmothers (B)⸣ [mother]mothermothersmothers of memory.


4373
1
Private Carr


4374
2(to Cissy Caffrey)
Was he insulting you?


4375
3
Stephen


4376
4Addressed her in vocative feminine. Probably neuter. Ungenitive.


4377
5
Voices


4378
6No, he didn't. I saw⧽sawseenseen saw⧽sawseenseen him. The girl there. He was in Mrs
7 Cohen's. What's
4379 up? Soldier and civilian.Soldier and civilian.


4380
8
Cissy Caffrey


4381
9I was in company with the soldiers and they left me to do, you know, and
4382
10 the young man ran⧽ran run run ran⧽ran run run up behind me. But I'm faithful to the man that's
11 treating
4383 me though I'm only a shilling whore.
4384


12
Voices

12
Voices


4385
13Shesfaithfultheman.

4385
13Shesfaithfultheman.


4386
14
Stephen


4387
15(catches sight of Lynch's and Kitty's heads)
Hail, Sisyphus. (he points to
4388
16 himself and the others)
Poetic. Uropoetic.


17
Voices⧽

17
Voices

17
Voices⧽

17
Voices


18She's faithfultheman⧽

18She's faithfultheman

18She's faithfultheman⧽

18She's faithfultheman


4389
19
Cissy Caffrey


4390
20Yes, to go with him. And me with a soldier friend.


4391
1
Private Compton


4392
2He doesn't half want a thick ear, the blighter. Biff him one, Harry.


4393
3
Private Carr


4394
4(to Cissy)
Was he insulting you while I⧽Ime and himme and him I⧽Ime and himme and him was having a piss?


4395
5
Lord Tennyson


4396
6(gentleman poet in Union Jack blazer and cricket flannels, bareheaded,
4397
7 flowingbearded)
There's⧽There's ⸢7[Their's]Their's Theirs Theirs 7⸣ [Their's]Their's Theirs Theirs ⸢7[Their's]Their's Theirs Theirs 7⸣ [Their's]Their's Theirs Theirs There's⧽There's ⸢7[Their's]Their's Theirs Theirs 7⸣ [Their's]Their's Theirs Theirs ⸢7[Their's]Their's Theirs Theirs 7⸣ [Their's]Their's Theirs Theirs not to reason why.


4398
8
Private Compton


4399
9Biff him, Harry.


4400
10
Stephen


4401
11(to Private Compton)
I don't know your name but you are quite right.
4402
12 Doctor Swift says one man in armour will beat ten men in their shirts. Shirt
4403
13 is synechdoche. Part for ⧼a⧽a the whole.


4404
14
Cissy Caffrey


4405
15(to the crowd)
No, I was with the privates.


4406
16
Stephen


4407
17(amiably)
Why not? The bold soldier boy. In my opinion every lady for
4408
18 example .....


4409
19
Private Carr


4410
20(his cap awry, advances to Stephen)
Say, how would it be, governor, if I
4411
21 was to bash in your jaw?


4412
1
Stephen


4413
2(looks up to the sky)
How? Very unpleasant. Noble art of selfpretence.
4414
3 Personally, I detest action. (he waves his hand) Hand hurts me slightly.
4415
4Enfin
ce sont vos oignons. (to Cissy Caffrey) Some trouble is on here.
4416
5 What is it precisely?


4417
6
Dolly Gray


4418
7(from her balcony waves her ⸢7[handkerchief ]handkerchief handkerchief, giving the sign
8of the heroine of
4419Jericho
handkerchief, giving the sign
8of the heroine of
4419Jericho
7⸣
[handkerchief ]handkerchief handkerchief, giving the sign
8of the heroine of
4419Jericho
handkerchief, giving the sign
8of the heroine of
4419Jericho
)
Rahab.⸢7Rahab.7⸣ Cook's son, goodbye. Safe home to
9 Dolly. Dream of the
4420 girl you left behind and she will dream of you.


4421
10(The soldiers turn their swimming eyes*.)


4422
11
Bloom


4423
12(elbowing through the crowd, plucks Stephen's sleeve vigorously)
Come
4424
13 now, professor, that carman is waiting. 🕮
4425


14
Stephen


4426
15(turns)

4426
15(turns)
Eh? (he disengages himself) Why should I not speak to him or
16 to
4427 any human being who walks upright upon this oblate orange? (he points
4428
17 his finger)
I'm not afraid of what I can talk to if I see his eyeif I see his eye. Retaining
18 the
4429 perpendicular*. (he staggers a pace back)


4430
19
Bloom


4431
20(propping him)
Retain your own.


4432
21
Stephen


4433
22(laughs emptily)
My centre of gravity is displaced. I have forgotten the
4434
23 trick. Let us sit down somewhere and discuss. Struggle for life is the law of
4435
24 existence but but human philirenists, notably the ⸢7[Czar]Czartsartsar 7⸣ [Czar]Czartsartsar and the ⸢7[King]King
25 king

25 king
7⸣
[King]King
25 king

25 king
of
4436England, have invented arbitration. (he taps his brow)
26 But in here it is I
4437 must kill the priest and the king.
(he taps his brow)
26 But in here it is I
4437 must kill the priest and the king.


4438
1
Biddy the Clap


4439
2Did you hear what the professor said? He's a professor out of the college.


4440
3
Cunty Kate


4441
4I did. I heard that.


4442
5
Biddy the Clap


4443
6Hee⧽

4443
6Hee
He expresses himself with such marked refinement of phraseology.


4444
7
Cunty Kate

⸢7[Yes.]Yes.
4445
8 Indeed, yes.

4445
8 Indeed, yes.
7⸣
[Yes.]Yes.
4445
8 Indeed, yes.

4445
8 Indeed, yes.
And at the same time with such apposite trenchancy.


4446
9
Private Carr


4447
10(pulls himself free and comes forward)
What's that you're saying about
4448
11 my king?


4449
12(Edward the Seventh appears in an archway. He wears a white
4450
13 jersey on which an image of the Sacred Heart is stitched ⸢B[and ]and 
14with the
4451insignia of Garter and Thistle, Golden Fleece, Elephant of
4452
15Denmark, Skinner's and Probyn's horse, Lincoln's Inn bencher
4453
16and ancient and honourable artillery company of Massachusetts.
4454
17He

14with the
4451insignia of Garter and Thistle, Golden Fleece, Elephant of
4452
15Denmark, Skinner's and Probyn's horse, Lincoln's Inn bencher
4453
16and ancient and honourable artillery company of Massachusetts.
4454
17He
B⸣
[and ]and 
14with the
4451insignia of Garter and Thistle, Golden Fleece, Elephant of
4452
15Denmark, Skinner's and Probyn's horse, Lincoln's Inn bencher
4453
16and ancient and honourable artillery company of Massachusetts.
4454
17He

14with the
4451insignia of Garter and Thistle, Golden Fleece, Elephant of
4452
15Denmark, Skinner's and Probyn's horse, Lincoln's Inn bencher
4453
16and ancient and honourable artillery company of Massachusetts.
4454
17He
sucks a red jujube. He is robed as a grand⸢BgrandB⸣ ⸢10[master]masterelect
18perfect and
4455sublime
elect
18perfect and
4455sublime
10⸣
[master]masterelect
18perfect and
4455sublime
elect
18perfect and
4455sublime
mason with trowel and apron, marked made
19 in Germany.

4456 In his left hand he holds a plasterer's bucket on
20 which is printed
4457Défense d'uriner
on
20 which is printed
4457Défense d'uriner
. A roar of welcome greets
21him*.
⸢BA roar of welcome greets
21him*. B⸣
)


4458
22
Edward the Seventh


4459
23(slowly, solemnly but indistinctly)
Peace, perfect peace. For identification,
4460
24 bucket in my hand. Cheerio, boys*. (he turns to his subjects) We have
25 come
4461 here to witness a clean straight fight and we heartily⸢BheartilyB⸣ wish both men
1 the best
4462 of good luck*. Mahak makar a bak.⸢10Mahak makar a bak.10⸣ (he shakes hands with
2 Private Carr,
4463 Private Compton, Stephen, Bloom and Lynch)


4464
3(General applause. Edward the Seventh lifts his bucket graciously
4465
4 in acknowledgment*. )


4466
5
Private Carr


4467
6(to Stephen)
Say it again.


4468
7
Stephen


4469
8(nervous, friendly, pulls himself up)
I understand your point of view
4470
9 though I have no king ⸢9[myself.]myself.myself for the moment.myself for the moment. 9⸣ [myself.]myself.myself for the moment.myself for the moment. This is the age of
10 patent
4471medicines. A discussion is difficult down here. But this is the point.
11 You die
4472 for your country. Suppose*. (he places his arm on Private Carr's
12 sleeve)

4473 Not that I wish it for you. But I say let⧽say letsay: Letsay: Let say let⧽say letsay: Letsay: Let my country die
13 for me. Up to the
4474 present it has done so. I didn't want it to die. Damn death.
14 Long live life!


4475
15
Edward the Seventh


4476
16(levitates over heaps of slain,levitates over heaps of slain, in the garb⧼ ,⧽ , and with the halo of Joking
17 Jesus,
4477 a white jujube in his phosphorescent face)


4478
18
My methods are new and are causing surprise.

4479
19
To make the blind see I throw dust in their eyes.


4480
20
Stephen


4481
21Kings and unicorns! (he falls back a pace) Come somewhere and we'll ...
4482
22 What was that girl saying ...?


4483
23
Private Compton


4484
24Eh, Harry, give him a kick in the knackers. Stick one into Jerry.


4485
1
Bloom


4486
2(to the privates, softly)
He doesn't know what he's saying. Taken a little
4487
3 more than is good for him. Absinthe. Greeneyed monster.Absinthe. Greeneyed monster. I know him.
4488
4 He's a gentleman, a poet. It's all right.
4489


5
Stephen

5
Stephen


4490
6(nods, smiling and laughing)
Gentleman, patriot, scholar and judge of
4491
7 impostors.

4490
6(nods, smiling and laughing)
Gentleman, patriot, scholar and judge of
4491
7 impostors.


4492
8
Private Carr


4493
9I don't give a bugger who he is.


4494
10
Private Compton


4495
11We don't give a bugger who he is.


4496
12
Stephen


4497
13I seem to annoy them. Green rag to a bull.


4498
14(Kevin Egan of Paris in black Spanish tasselled shirt and
4499
15 peep‐o'‐day boy's hat signs to Stephen*.)


4500
16
Kevin Egan


4501
17H'lo! Bonjour!  The vieille ogresse with the dents jaunes.


4502
18(Patrice Egan peeps from behind, his rabbitface nibbling a quince⸢BquinceB⸣
4503
19 leaf*.)


4504
20
Patrice


4505
21Socialiste!

4506


1
Don Emile Patrizio Franz Rupert Pope Hennessy
⸢10
1
Don Emile Patrizio Franz Rupert Pope Hennessy10⸣


4507
2(in medieval hauberk, two wild geese volant on his helm, with noble
4508
3 indignation points a mailed hand against the privates)
Werf those eykes to
4509
4footboden, big grand ⧼pp porcos of johnyellows all⧽alltodostodos all⧽alltodostodos covered of
5gravy!
⸢10
4507
2(in medieval hauberk, two wild geese volant on his helm, with noble
4508
3 indignation points a mailed hand against the privates)
Werf those eykes to
4509
4footboden, big grand ⧼pp porcos of johnyellows all⧽alltodostodos all⧽alltodostodos covered of
5gravy!10⸣


4510
6
Bloom


4511
7(to Stephen)
Come home. You'll get into trouble.
4512


8
Stephen


4513
9(swaying)
I don't avoid it. He provokes my intelligence.


4514
10
Biddy the Clap


4515
11One immediately observes that he is of patrician lineage.


4516
12
The Virago


4517
13Green above the red, says he. Wolfe Tone.


4518
14
The Bawd


4519
15The red's as good as the green. And better. Up the soldiers! Up King
4520
16 George⧽GeorgeEdwardEdward George⧽GeorgeEdwardEdward !


4521
17
A Rough


4522
18(laughs)
⸢9[Ay.]Ay.Ay!Ay! 9⸣ [Ay.]Ay.Ay!Ay! Hands up to De Wet.


4523
1
The Citizen


4524
2(with a huge emerald muffler and shillelagh, calls)


4525
3
May the God above

4526
4
Send down a dove

4527
5
With teeth as sharp as razors

4528
6
To slit the throats

4529
7
Of the English dogs

4530
8
That hanged our Irish leaders.


4531
9
The Croppy Boy


4532
10(*t⧼T⧽he ropenoose round his neck, gripes in his issuing bowels with both
4533
11 hands)


4534
12
I bear no hate to a living thing,

4535
13
But I love my country beyond the king.


4536
14
Rumbold, *D⧼d⧽emon *B⧼b⧽arber *⧼,⧽


4537
15( accompanied by two blackmasked assistants,⸢9accompanied by two blackmasked assistants,9⸣ advances with gladstone
16 bag
4538 which he opens*⧼.⧽)
Ladies and gents, cleaver purchased by Mrs
17 Pearcy to slay
4539 Mogg. Knife with which Voisin dismembered the wife of a
18 compatriot and
4540 hid remains in a sheet⸢7in a sheet7⸣ in ⸢7[a]athethe 7⸣ [a]athethe ⸢9[cellar.]cellar.cellar, the
19unfortunate ⧼younyoun female's throat being
4541cut from ear to ear.
cellar, the
19unfortunate ⧼younyoun female's throat being
4541cut from ear to ear.
9⸣
[cellar.]cellar.cellar, the
19unfortunate ⧼younyoun female's throat being
4541cut from ear to ear.
cellar, the
19unfortunate ⧼younyoun female's throat being
4541cut from ear to ear.
Phial
20 containing arsenic retrieved from body of Miss
4542Barron which sent Seddon
21 to the gallows.

|9 |
4543
22 (*H⧼h⧽e jerks the rope.⧼)⧽) The assistants leap at the victim's legs
23and drag
4544him downward, grunting.
⸢9The assistants leap at the victim's legs
23and drag
4544him downward, grunting. 9⸣
The croppy boy's tongue
24 protrudes
4545 violently.  )⸢7)7⸣
4546
25The Croppy Boy
⸢7
25The Croppy Boy
7⸣

4547
26Horhot ho hray hor hother's hest.
⸢7
26Horhot ho hray hor hother's hest. 7⸣

4548 |7 |
27   (⸢7(7⸣   He gives up the ghost.⸢10He gives up the ghost.10⸣ A violent erection of the hanged
28 sends gouts
4549 of spermof sperm spouting through his deathclothes on to the
1 cobblestones.
4550 Mrs Bellingham, Mrs Yelverton Barry and the
2 Honourable Mrs
4551 ⸢7[Paget Butler]Paget Butler Mervyn Talboys Mervyn Talboys 7⸣ [Paget Butler]Paget Butler Mervyn Talboys Mervyn Talboys rush forward
3 with their handkerchiefs to sop it
4552 up.)


4553
4
Rumbold
⸢9
4
Rumbold9⸣

|9 |
4554
5 I'm near it myself. (*h⧼H⧽e undoes the noose) Rope which hanged the awful
4555
6 rebel. Ten shillings a time. As applied to Her Royal Highness. (*h⧼H⧽e
7 plunges
4556 his head into the gaping belly of the hanged and draws out his head
8 again
4557 clotted with coiled and smoking entrails)
My painful duty has now
9 been
4558 done. God save the king!
(*h⧼H⧽e
7 plunges
4556 his head into the gaping belly of the hanged and draws out his head
8 again
4557 clotted with coiled and smoking entrails)
My painful duty has now
9 been
4558 done. God save the king!

4559

⸢10


4559
10
Edward the Seventh


4560
11(dances slowly, solemnly, rattling his bucket, rattling his bucket, and sings with soft
4561
12contentment)


4562
13
On coronation day, on coronation day,

4563
14
O, won't we have a merry time,

4564
15
Drinking whisky, beer and wine!


4565
16
Private Carr


4566
17Here. What are you saying about my king?


4567
18
Stephen


4568
19(throws up his hands)
O, this is too monotonous! Nothing. He wants my
4569
20 money and my life, though want must be his master, for some brutish
4570
21 empire of his. Money I haven't*. (he searches his pockets vaguely) Gave it
4571
22 to someone.


4572
23
Private Carr


4573
24Who wants your bleeding money?


4574
1
Stephen


4575
2(tries to move off)
Will someone tell me where I am least likely to meet
4576
3 these necessary evils? Ça se voit aussi à Paris. Not that I ... But, by saint
4577
4Patrick .....!


4578
5(The women's heads coalesce. Old ⸢B[Gammy Gummy ]Gammy Gummy Gummy
6Granny
Gummy
6Granny
B⸣
[Gammy Gummy ]Gammy Gummy Gummy
6Granny
Gummy
6Granny
in sugarloaf
4579 hat appears seated on a toadstool  , the
7deathflower of the potato
4580blight on her breast
⸢7, the
7deathflower of the potato
4580blight on her breast7⸣
*.)


4581
8
Stephen


4582
9Aha! I know you.⧽you. you, gammer! you, gammer! you.⧽you. you, gammer! you, gammer! Hamlet, revenge! The old⸢7old7⸣ sow that
10 eats her
4583 ⸢B[young!]young! farrow! farrow! B⸣ [young!]young! farrow! farrow!


4584
11
Old Gummy Granny


4585
12(rocking to and fro)
Ireland's sweetheart, the king of Spain's daughter⧼.⧽.,
4586
13 alanna. Strangers in my house  , bad manners to them!⸢10, bad manners to them!10⸣ (*s⧼S⧽he ⸢7[wails]wails
14keens

14keens
7⸣
[wails]wails
14keens

14keens
with
4587 banshee woe)
Ochone! Ochone! Silk of the kine! (she
15 wails)
You met with
4588poor old Ireland and how does she stand?
⸢7 (she
15 wails)
You met with
4588poor old Ireland and how does she stand?7⸣


4589
16
Stephen


4590
17How do I stand you?
⸢7
4590
17How do I stand you?7⸣
The hat trick! Where's the third person of the
18Blessed
4591 Trinity? Soggarth Aroon? The reverend Carrion Crow.


4592
19
Cissy Caffrey


4593
20(shrill)
Stop them from fighting!


4594
21
A Rough


4595
22Our men retreated.
4596


1
Private Carr


4597
2(tugging at his belt)
I'll wring the neck of any fucker says a word against
4598
3 my fucking king.


4599
4
Bloom


4600
5(terrified)
He said nothing. Not a word. A pure misunderstanding.


4601
6
Private Compton


4602
7Go it, Harry. Do him one in the eye. He's a ⧼proboer.⧽proboer. proBoer.


4603
8
Stephen


4604
9Did I? When?


4605
10
Bloom


4606
11(to the redcoats)
We fought for you in South Africa, Irish missile troops.
4607
12 Isn't that history? Royal Dublin Fusiliers. Honoured by our monarch.


4608
13
The Navvy


4609
14(staggering past)
O, yes! O God, yes! O, make the kwawr a krowawr! O!
4610
15 Bo!


4611
16(Casqued halberdiers in armour thrust forward a pentice of gutted
4612
17spearpoints. Major Tweedy, ⸢10[Turkmoustached,]Turkmoustached,moustached like
18Turko the terrible,
moustached like
18Turko the terrible,
10⸣
[Turkmoustached,]Turkmoustached,moustached like
18Turko the terrible,
moustached like
18Turko the terrible,
in
4613 bearskin cap with hackleplume and
19 accoutrements, with epaulettes,
4614 gilt chevrons and sabretaches, his
20 breast bright with medals, toes
4615 the line*. He gives the pilgrim
21warrior's sign of the knights
4616templars.
⸢10He gives the pilgrim
21warrior's sign of the knights
4616templars.10⸣
)


4617
22
Major Tweedy


4618
23(growls gruffly)
Rorke's Drift! Up, guards, and at them! Mahar shalal
4619
24hashbaz.
⸢10Mahar shalal
4619
24hashbaz. 10⸣

4620


1
The Citizen
⸢9
1
The Citizen9⸣


4621
2Erin go bragh!
⸢9
4621
2Erin go bragh!
9⸣

* (Major Tweedy and the Citizen exhibit to each other medals,
4623
4decorations, trophies of war, wounds. Both salute with fierce
4624
5hostility.
⸢9 * (Major Tweedy and the Citizen exhibit to each other medals,
4623
4decorations, trophies of war, wounds. Both salute with fierce
4624
5hostility.9⸣
)


4625
6
Private Carr


4626
7I'll do him in.


4627
8
Private Compton


4628
9(moves the crowd back)
Fair play, here. Make a bleeding butcher's shop of
4629
10 the bugger.


4630
11(Massed bands blare Garryowen and God save the king. *)


4631
12
Cissy Caffrey


4632
13They're going to fight. For ⸢7[me.]me.me!me! 7⸣ [me.]me.me!me!


4633
14
Cunty Kate


4634
15The brave and the fair.


4635
16
Biddy the Clap


4636
17Methinks yon sablesable knight will joust it with the best.


4637
18
Cunty Kate


4638
19(blushing deeply)
Nay, madam. The gules doublet and merry⸢7merry7⸣ saint
20 George
4639 for me!


4640
1
Stephen


4641
2
The harlot's cry from street to street

4642
3
Shall weave Old Ireland's windingsheet.


4643
4
Private Carr


4644
5(loosening his belt, shouts)
I'll wring the neck of any fucking bastard says
4645
6 a word against my bleeding fucking king.


4646
7
Bloom


4647
8(shakes Cissy Caffrey's shoulders)
Speak, you! Are you struck dumb? You
4648
9 are the link between nations and generations. Speak, woman, sacred
4649
10lifegiver!


4650
11
Cissy Caffrey


4651
12(alarmed⧼)⧽), seizes Private Carr's sleeve)
Amn't I with you? Amn't I your
4652
13 girl? Cissy's your girl*. (she cries) Police!

⸢7


4653
14
Stephen


4654
15(ecstatically, to Cissy Caffrey)


4655
16
White thy fambles, red thy gan

4656
17
And thy quarrons dainty is.
4657


18
Voices


4658
19Police!


4659
20
Distant Voices
⸢9
20
Distant Voices9⸣


4660
21Dublin's burning! Dublin's burning! On fire, on fire!
⸢9
4660
21Dublin's burning! Dublin's burning! On fire, on fire!9⸣


4661
22(Brimstone fires spring up. Dense clouds roll past. Heavy GatlingGatling
4662
23 guns boom. Pandemonium. Troops deploy. Gallop of hoofs.
4663
24 Artillery. Hoarse ⸢7[commands, cries ]commands, cries commands. Bells clang.
1Backers shout. Drunkards
4664bawl. Whores screech. Foghorns hoot.
2Cries
commands. Bells clang.
1Backers shout. Drunkards
4664bawl. Whores screech. Foghorns hoot.
2Cries
7⸣
[commands, cries ]commands, cries commands. Bells clang.
1Backers shout. Drunkards
4664bawl. Whores screech. Foghorns hoot.
2Cries
commands. Bells clang.
1Backers shout. Drunkards
4664bawl. Whores screech. Foghorns hoot.
2Cries
of valour. Shrieks of
4665 dying. Pikes clash on cuirasses.
3Thieves rob the slain.
⸢10
3Thieves rob the slain.10⸣
Birds of prey,
4666winging from the sea,
4rising from marshlands, swooping from
4667eyries, hover screaming,
5gannets, cormorants, vultures, goshawks,
4668climbing woodcocks,
6peregrines, merlins, blackgrouse, sea eagles,
4669gulls, albatrosses,
7barnacle geese. The midnight sun is darkened.
4670The earth trembles.
8The dead of Dublin from Prospect and Mount
4671Jerome in white
9sheepskin overcoats and black goatfell cloaks arise
4672and appear to
10many. A chasm opens with a noiseless yawn. Tom
4673Rochford,
11winner, in athlete's singlet and breeches, arrives at the
4674head of the
12national

12national
hurdle handicap and leaps into the void. He is
4675followed
13by a race of runners and leapers. In wild attitudes they
4676spring from
14the brink. Their bodies plunge.
⸢9Birds of prey,
4666winging from the sea,
4rising from marshlands, swooping from
4667eyries, hover screaming,
5gannets, cormorants, vultures, goshawks,
4668climbing woodcocks,
6peregrines, merlins, blackgrouse, sea eagles,
4669gulls, albatrosses,
7barnacle geese. The midnight sun is darkened.
4670The earth trembles.
8The dead of Dublin from Prospect and Mount
4671Jerome in white
9sheepskin overcoats and black goatfell cloaks arise
4672and appear to
10many. A chasm opens with a noiseless yawn. Tom
4673Rochford,
11winner, in athlete's singlet and breeches, arrives at the
4674head of the
12national

12national
hurdle handicap and leaps into the void. He is
4675followed
13by a race of runners and leapers. In wild attitudes they
4676spring from
14the brink. Their bodies plunge.9⸣
Factory lasses with
4677fancy clothes
15toss redhot Yorkshire baraabombs. Society ladies lift
4678their skirts
16above their heads to protect themselves. Laughing
4679witches in red
17cutty sarks ride through the air on broomsticks.
⸢10Society ladies lift
4678their skirts
16above their heads to protect themselves. Laughing
4679witches in red
17cutty sarks ride through the air on broomsticks.10⸣

4680Quakerlyster
18plasters blisters. It rains dragons' teeth. Armed heroes
4681spring up
19from furrows. They exchange in amity the pass of knights
4682of the
20red cross and
⸢10exchange in amity the pass of knights
4682of the
20red cross and10⸣
fight duels with cavalry sabres: Wolfe Tone
4683against
21Henry

21Henry
Grattan, Smith O'Brien against Daniel O'Connell,
4684
22Michael Davitt against Isaac Butt, Justin M‘Carthy against Parnell,
4685
23Arthur Griffith against John Redmond, John O'Leary against Lear
4686
24O'Johnny, Lord Edward Fitzgerald against Lord Gerald
4687
25Fitzedward, The O'Donoghue of The Glens against The Glens of
4688
26The O'Donoghue.
⸢7Factory lasses with
4677fancy clothes
15toss redhot Yorkshire baraabombs. Society ladies lift
4678their skirts
16above their heads to protect themselves. Laughing
4679witches in red
17cutty sarks ride through the air on broomsticks.
⸢10Society ladies lift
4678their skirts
16above their heads to protect themselves. Laughing
4679witches in red
17cutty sarks ride through the air on broomsticks.10⸣

4680Quakerlyster
18plasters blisters. It rains dragons' teeth. Armed heroes
4681spring up
19from furrows. They exchange in amity the pass of knights
4682of the
20red cross and
⸢10exchange in amity the pass of knights
4682of the
20red cross and10⸣
fight duels with cavalry sabres: Wolfe Tone
4683against
21Henry

21Henry
Grattan, Smith O'Brien against Daniel O'Connell,
4684
22Michael Davitt against Isaac Butt, Justin M‘Carthy against Parnell,
4685
23Arthur Griffith against John Redmond, John O'Leary against Lear
4686
24O'Johnny, Lord Edward Fitzgerald against Lord Gerald
4687
25Fitzedward, The O'Donoghue of The Glens against The Glens of
4688
26The O'Donoghue. 7⸣
On an ⸢7[eminence]eminenceeminence, the centre of
27the earth,
eminence, the centre of
27the earth,
7⸣
[eminence]eminenceeminence, the centre of
27the earth,
eminence, the centre of
27the earth,
rises ⸢7[a]athethe 7⸣ [a]athethe
4689 fieldaltar on which⧽fieldaltar on which ⸢7[fieldaltar. ]fieldaltar.
28fieldaltar of Saint Barbara.

28fieldaltar of Saint Barbara.
7⸣
[fieldaltar. ]fieldaltar.
28fieldaltar of Saint Barbara.

28fieldaltar of Saint Barbara.
Black candles rise from its gospel and
4690
29 epistle horns. From the high barbacans of the tower two shafts of
4691
30light fall on the smokepalled altarstone.
⸢7From the high barbacans of the tower two shafts of
4691
30light fall on the smokepalled altarstone.7⸣
On the altarstone
⸢7[fieldaltar. ]fieldaltar.
28fieldaltar of Saint Barbara.

28fieldaltar of Saint Barbara.
7⸣
[fieldaltar. ]fieldaltar.
28fieldaltar of Saint Barbara.

28fieldaltar of Saint Barbara.
Black candles rise from its gospel and
4690
29 epistle horns. From the high barbacans of the tower two shafts of
4691
30light fall on the smokepalled altarstone.
⸢7From the high barbacans of the tower two shafts of
4691
30light fall on the smokepalled altarstone.7⸣
On the altarstone
fieldaltar on which⧽fieldaltar on which ⸢7[fieldaltar. ]fieldaltar.
28fieldaltar of Saint Barbara.

28fieldaltar of Saint Barbara.
7⸣
[fieldaltar. ]fieldaltar.
28fieldaltar of Saint Barbara.

28fieldaltar of Saint Barbara.
Black candles rise from its gospel and
4690
29 epistle horns. From the high barbacans of the tower two shafts of
4691
30light fall on the smokepalled altarstone.
⸢7From the high barbacans of the tower two shafts of
4691
30light fall on the smokepalled altarstone.7⸣
On the altarstone
⸢7[fieldaltar. ]fieldaltar.
28fieldaltar of Saint Barbara.

28fieldaltar of Saint Barbara.
7⸣
[fieldaltar. ]fieldaltar.
28fieldaltar of Saint Barbara.

28fieldaltar of Saint Barbara.
Black candles rise from its gospel and
4690
29 epistle horns. From the high barbacans of the tower two shafts of
4691
30light fall on the smokepalled altarstone.
⸢7From the high barbacans of the tower two shafts of
4691
30light fall on the smokepalled altarstone.7⸣
On the altarstone
Mrs
31 Mina
4692 ⸢9[Purefoy]Purefoy Purefoy, goddess of unreason, Purefoy, goddess of unreason, 9⸣ [Purefoy]Purefoy Purefoy, goddess of unreason, Purefoy, goddess of unreason, lies, naked,
32fettered, a chalice resting
4693 on her swollen belly. Father Malachi⸢7Malachi7⸣
33O'Flynn in a lace petticoat
4694 and reversed chasuble, his two left⸢7two left7⸣ feet
34 back to the front, celebrates
4695 camp mass. The Reverend Mr Hugh C
35Haines
⸢7
35Haines7⸣
Love M. A. in a
4696 plain cassock and mortarboard⧽mortarboard
36mortarboard, his head and collar back to the
4697 front,

36mortarboard, his head and collar back to the
4697 front,
mortarboard⧽mortarboard
36mortarboard, his head and collar back to the
4697 front,

36mortarboard, his head and collar back to the
4697 front,
holds over
37 the celebrant's head an open umbrella*.)


4698
1
Father Malachi⸢10Malachi10⸣ O'Flynn


4699
2Introibo
ad altare diaboli.


4700
3
The Reverend Mr Haines⸢9Haines9⸣ Love


4701
4To the devil which hath made ⸢B[joyful]joyfulgladglad B⸣ [joyful]joyfulgladglad my ⸢7[youth.]youth.young days.young days. 7⸣ [youth.]youth.young days.young days.


4702
5
Father Malachi⸢10Malachi10⸣ O'Flynn


4703
6(takes from the chalice and elevates a blooddripping host)
Corpus
7meum.


4704
8
The Reverend Mr Haines⸢9Haines9⸣ Love


4705
9(raises high behind the celebrant's petticoat, revealing his greygrey bare
10 hairyhairy
4706 buttocks from under⧽from underbetweenbetween from under⧽from underbetweenbetween which a carrot is stuck)
My
11 body.
4707


12
The Voice of All the Damned
⸢10
12
The Voice of All the Damned10⸣


4708
13Htengier Tnetopinmo Dog Drol ⧼eth⧽eth eht rof, Aiulella!
⸢10
4708
13Htengier Tnetopinmo Dog Drol ⧼eth⧽eth eht rof, Aiulella!10⸣


4709
14(From on high the voice of Adonai calls*.
⸢10
4709
14(From on high the voice of Adonai calls*. 10⸣
)
4710


15
Adonai
⸢10
15
Adonai10⸣


4711
16Dooooooooooog!
⸢10
4711
16Dooooooooooog!10⸣

⸢9


4712
17
The Voice of All ⧼Creation⧽Creationthe Blessed


4713
18Alleluia, for the Lord God Omnipotent reigneth!


4714
19(From on high the voice of Adonai calls*.)


4715
1
Adonai

⸢10[Goooooooood! ]Goooooooood!
4716
2 Goooooooooood!

4716
2 Goooooooooood!
10⸣
[Goooooooood! ]Goooooooood!
4716
2 Goooooooooood!

4716
2 Goooooooooood!

⸢9


4717
3(In strident discord peasants and townsmen of Orange and Green
4718
4factions sing Kick the Pope and Daily, daily sing to Mary.)


4719
5
Private Carr


4720
6(with ferocious articulation)
I'll do him in, so help me fucking Christ! I'll
4721
7 wring the bastard fucker's bleeding blasted fucking windpipe!


4722
8(The retriever, nosing on the fringe of the crowd, barks
9noisily*.

4722
8(The retriever, nosing on the fringe of the crowd, barks
9noisily*.
)


4723
10
Bloom


4724
11(runs to Lynch)
Can't you get him away?


4725
12
Lynch


4726
13He likes dialectic , the universal language, the universal language. Kitty! (to Bloom) (to Bloom) Get him
14 away,
4727 you. He won't listen to me.


4728
15(He drags Kitty away*.)


4729
16
Stephen


4730
17(points)
Exit Judas. Et laqueo se suspendit.


4731
18
Bloom


4732
19(runs to Stephen)
Come along with me now before ⸢7[worse.]worse.worse
20happens.
worse
20happens.
7⸣
[worse.]worse.worse
20happens.
worse
20happens.
Here's
4733 your stick.


4734
1
Stephen


4735
2Stick, no. Reason. ⸢B[The]TheThis feast ofThis feast of B⸣ [The]TheThis feast ofThis feast of pure reason.
4736


3
Old >G. G.⧽G. G.Gummy GrannyGummy Granny <G. G.⧽G. G.Gummy GrannyGummy Granny

3
Old >G. G.⧽G. G.Gummy GrannyGummy Granny <G. G.⧽G. G.Gummy GrannyGummy Granny


4737
4(thrusts a dagger towards Stephen's hand)
Remove him, acushla.

4737
4(thrusts a dagger towards Stephen's hand)
Remove him, acushla.
At
4738 ⸢7[8.30]8.30
5 8.35

5 8.35
7⸣
[8.30]8.30
5 8.35

5 8.35
 a.m. you will be in heaven and Ireland will be free.
⸢BAt
4738 ⸢7[8.30]8.30
5 8.35

5 8.35
7⸣
[8.30]8.30
5 8.35

5 8.35
 a.m. you will be in heaven and Ireland will be free.B⸣
(she
6 prays)
O
4739good God, take him!
⸢10 (she
6 prays)
O
4739good God, take him!10⸣


4740
7
Cissy Caffrey


4741
8(pulling Private Carr)
Come on, you're boosed. He insulted me but I
4742
9 forgive him. (shouting in his ear) I forgive him for insulting me.


4743
10
Bloom


4744
11(over Stephen's shoulder)
Yes, go. You see he's incapable.


4745
12
Private Carr


4746
13(breaks loose)
*⧼.⧽ I'll insult him.


4747
14(He rushes towards Stephen, fist outstretched, and strikes him in
4748
15 the face. Stephen totters, collapses, falls, stunned. He lies prone,
16 his
4749 face to the sky,
stunned. He lies prone,
16 his
4749 face to the sky,
his hat rolling to the wall. Bloom follows and
17 picks it
4750 up*.)


4751
18
Major Tweedy


4752
19(loudly)
Carbine in bucket! Cease fire! Salute!
4753


20
The Retriever

20
The Retriever


4754
21(barking furiously)
Ute ute ute ute ute ute ute ute.

4754
21(barking furiously)
Ute ute ute ute ute ute ute ute.


4755
1
The Crowd


4756
2Let him up! Don't strike him when he's down! Air! Who? The soldier hit
4757
3 him. He's a professor. Is he hurted? Don't manhandle him! He's fainted!


4758
4
A Hag


4759
5What call had the redcoat to strike the gentleman and he under the
4760
6influence. Let them go and fight the Boers!


4761
7
The Bawd


4762
8Listen to who's talking! [He gave him the coward's blow.]He gave him the coward's blow. [He gave him the coward's blow.]He gave him the coward's blow. [He gave him the coward's blow.]He gave him the coward's blow. [He gave him the coward's blow.]He gave him the coward's blow. Hasn't the
9 soldier a right to go with his girl? He
4763 gave him the coward's blow.
He
4763 gave him the coward's blow.


4764
10(They grab at each other's hair, claw at each other and spit*.
⸢9
4764
10(They grab at each other's hair, claw at each other and spit*. 9⸣
)
4765


11
The Retriever

11
The Retriever


4766
12(barking)
Wow wow wow.

4766
12(barking)
Wow wow wow.


4767
13
Bloom


4768
14(shoves them back, loudly)
Get back, stand back!


4769
15
Private Compton


4770
16(tugging his comrade)
Here. Bugger off, Harry. Here's the cops!


4771
17(Two raincaped watch, tall, stand in the group*.)


4772
18
First Watch


4773
19What's wrong here?


4774
20
Private Compton


4775
21We were with this lady. And he insulted us. And assaulted my chum*. (the
4776
22 retriever barks)
Whose is⧽Whose isWho ownsWho owns Whose is⧽Whose isWho ownsWho owns the bleeding tyke?


4777
1
Cissy Caffrey


4778
2(with expectation)
Is he bleeding!


4779
3
A Man


4780
4(rising from his knees)
No. Gone off. He'll come to all right.


4781
5
Bloom


4782
6(glances sharply at the man)
Leave him to me. I can easily .....


4783
7
Second Watch


4784
8Who are you? Do you know him?


4785
9
Private Carr


4786
10(lurches towards the watch)
He insulted my lady friend.


4787
11
Bloom


4788
12(angrily)
You hit him without provocation. I'm a witness. Constable, take
4789
13 his regimental number.


4790
14
Second Watch


4791
15I don't want your instructions in the discharge of my duty.


4792
16
Private Compton


4793
17(pulling his comrade)
Here, bugger off, ⸢B[Harry or]Harry orHarry. OrHarry. Or B⸣ [Harry or]Harry orHarry. OrHarry. Or
18 Bennett'll shove you in
4794 the lockup.


4795
19
Private Carr


4796
20(staggering as he is pulled away)
God fuck old Bennett. He's a whitearsed
4797
21 bugger. I don't give a shit for him.


4798
1
First Watch


4799
2(takes out his notebook)
What's his name?


4800
3
Bloom


4801
4(peering over the crowd)
I just see a car there. If you give me a hand a
4802
5 second, sergeant ....


4803
6
First Watch


4804
7Name and address.


4805
8(Corny Kelleher, weepers round his hat, a death wreath in his
9hand,
⸢9a death wreath in his
9hand,9⸣

4806 appears among the bystanders*.)


4807
10
Bloom


4808
11(quickly)
O, the very ⸢7[man.]man.man!man! 7⸣ [man.]man.man!man! (he whispers) Simon Dedalus' son. A
12 bit
4809sprung. Get those policemen to move those loafers back.


4810
13
Second Watch


4811
14Night, Mr Kelleher.


4812
15
Corny Kelleher


4813
16(to the watch, with drawling eye)
That's all right. I know him. Won a bit
4814
17 on the races. Gold cup. Throwaway. (he laughs) *⧼.⧽ ⧼t⧽t Twenty to one.
18 Do you
4815 follow me?


4816
19
First Watch


4817
20(turns to the crowd)
Here, what are you all gaping at? Move on out of
4818
21 that.


4819
22(The crowd disperses slowly, muttering, down the lane*.)


4820
1
Corny Kelleher


4821
2Leave it to me, sergeant. That'll be all right*. (he laughs, shaking his head)
4822
3 We were often as bad ourselves, ayay or worse. What? Eh, what?


4823
4
First Watch


4824
5(laughs)
I suppose so.


4825
6
Corny Kelleher


4826
7(nudges the second watch)
Come and wipe your name off the slate. (he
4827
8lilts, wagging his head>wagging his head<)
With my tooraloom tooraloom tooraloom
4828
9 tooraloom.
(he
4827
8lilts, wagging his head>wagging his head<)
With my tooraloom tooraloom tooraloom
4828
9 tooraloom.
What, eh, do you follow me?


4829
10
Second Watch


4830
11(genially)
Ah, sure we were too.
4831


12
Corny Kelleher


4832
13(winking)
Boys will be boys. I've a car round there.


4833
14
Second Watch


4834
15All right, Mr Kelleher. Good night.


4835
16
Corny Kelleher


4836
17I'll see to that.


4837
18
Bloom


4838
19(shakes hands with both of the watch in turn)
Thank you very ⸢B[much.]much.
20much,
4839gentlemen.

20much,
4839gentlemen.
B⸣
[much.]much.
20much,
4839gentlemen.

20much,
4839gentlemen.
Thank you. (he mumbles confidentially) We don't want
21 any
4840 scandal, you understand. Father is a wellknown highly respected
22 citizen.
4841 Just a little wild oats, you understand.


4842
1
First Watch


4843
2O. I understand, sir.


4844
3
Second Watch


4845
4That's all right, sir.


4846
5
First Watch


4847
6It was only in case of corporal injuries I'd have to report it at the station.


4848
7
Bloom


4849
8(nods rapidly)
Naturally. Quite right. Only your boundenbounden duty.


4850
9
Second Watch


4851
10It's our duty.


4852
11
Corny Kelleher


4853
12Good night, men.


4854
13
The Watch


4855
14(saluting together)
Night, gentlemen.


4856
15(They move off⧼)⧽) with slow heavy tread*.)


4857
16
Bloom


4858
17(blows)
Providential you came on the scene. You have a car ...?


4859
18
Corny Kelleher

* (laughs, pointing his thumb over his right shoulder to the car brought up
4861
20against the scaffolding
⸢7to the car brought up
4861
20against the scaffolding7⸣
)
Two commercials that were standing fizz in
4862
21Jammet's. Like princes, faith. One of them lost two quid on the race.
4863
1 Drowning his grief. And were on for a ⸢B[time]timegogo B⸣ [time]timegogo with the jolly⸢BjollyB⸣ girls.
2 So I landed
4864 them up on ⸢B[Brophy's]Brophy'sBehan'sBehan's B⸣ [Brophy's]Brophy'sBehan'sBehan's car and down to nighttown.


4865
3
Bloom


4866
4I was just going home by Gardiner street when I happened to ...


4867
5
Corny Kelleher


4868
6(laughs)
Sure they wanted me to join in with the mots. No, by God, says ⸢10[I, my dancing days are done.]I, my dancing days are done.
7 I.

7 I.
10⸣
[I, my dancing days are done.]I, my dancing days are done.
7 I.

7 I.

4869 Not for old stagers like myself and
8 yourself*. (he laughs again and leers
4870 with lacklustre eye)
Thanks be to
9 God we have it in the house, what, eh, do
4871 you follow me? Hah, ⧼Hah⧽Hah hah,
10 hah!


4872
11
Bloom


4873
12(laughs⧽laughstries to laughtries to laugh laughs⧽laughstries to laughtries to laugh )
⸢9[Ha,]Ha,He,He, 9⸣ [Ha,]Ha,He,He, he, he! Yes. Matter of fact I was
13 just visiting an old
4874 friend of mine there, Virag, you don't know him (poor
14fellow, he's laid up
4875 for the past week) and we had a liquor together and I
15 was just making my
4876 way home ......


4877
16(The horse neighs*.)


4878
17
The Horse


4879
18Hohohohohohoh! Hohohohome!


4880
19
Corny Kelleher


4881
20Sure it was ⸢B[Brophy]Brophy Behan Behan B⸣ [Brophy]Brophy Behan Behan the⧽theourour the⧽theourour jarvey there that told me after we
21 left the two
4882 commercials in Mrs Cohen's and I told him to pull up andtold him to pull up and got
22 off to see.
4883 (he laughs) Sober hearsedrivers a speciality. (he laughs) Sober hearsedrivers a speciality. Will I give him a
23 lift home?
4884Where does he live.⧽live. hang out? hang out? live.⧽live. hang out? hang out? Somewhere in Cabra, what?


4885
1
Bloom


4886
2No, in Sandycove, I believe, from what he let drop.


4887
3(Stephen, prone, breathes to the stars. Corny Kelleher, asquint,
4888
4 drawls at the horse. Bloom, in gloom, looms down*.

4887
3(Stephen, prone, breathes to the stars. Corny Kelleher, asquint,
4888
4 drawls at the horse. Bloom, in gloom, looms down*.
)


4889
5
Corny Kelleher


4890
6(scratches his nape)
Sandycove! (he bends down and calls to Stephen)
4891
7 Eh! (he calls again) Eh! He's covered with shavings anyhow. Take care
4892
8 they didn't lift anything off him.


4893
9
Bloom


4894
10No, no, no. I have his money and his hat here and stick.


4895
11
Corny Kelleher


4896
12Ah, well, he'll get over it. No bones broken. Well, I'll ⸢9[get]getshoveshove 9⸣ [get]getshoveshove along.
13 (he
4897 laughs)
I've a rendezvous in the morning. Burying the dead. Safe
14 home!


4898
15
The Horse


4899
16(neighs)
Hohohohohome.


4900
17
Bloom


4901
18Good night. I'll just wait and take him along in a few ...


4902
19(Corny Kelleher returns to the outside car and mounts it. The
4903
20horseharness jingles.)


4904
21
Corny Kelleher


4905
22(from the ⸢7[car]carcar, standingcar, standing 7⸣ [car]carcar, standingcar, standing )
Night.
4906


1
Bloom


4907
2Night.


4908
3(The carman⧽carmanjarveyjarvey carman⧽carmanjarveyjarvey chucks the reins and raises his whip
4 encouragingly.
4909 The car and horse back slowly, awkwardly, and
5turn.
⸢9 The car and horse back slowly, awkwardly, and
5turn.9⸣
Corny
4910 Kelleher on the sideseat sways his head to and fro in
6 sign of mirth at
4911 ⸢C[his]his Bloom's Bloom's C⸣ [his]his Bloom's Bloom's plight
at
4911 ⸢C[his]his Bloom's Bloom's C⸣ [his]his Bloom's Bloom's plight
. The jarvey joins in the
7 mute pantomimic⸢9pantomimic9⸣ merriment
4912 nodding from the farther seat.
8 Bloom shakes his head in mute
4913 mirthful reply. With thumb and
9 palm Corny Kelleher reassures that
4914 the two bobbies will allow the
10 sleep to continue for what else is to be
4915 done
for what else is to be
4915 done
. With a slow nod
11 Bloom conveys his gratitude as that is
4916 exactly what Stephen needs.
12 The car jingles tooraloom⸢7tooraloom7⸣ round the
4917 corner of the tooraloom⸢7tooraloom7⸣
13 lane. Corny Kelleher again ⸢7[reassures]reassuresreassuraloomsreassuralooms 7⸣ [reassures]reassuresreassuraloomsreassuralooms
4918 with his
14 hand. Bloom with his hand ⸢7[assures]assuresassuraloomsassuralooms 7⸣ [assures]assuresassuraloomsassuralooms Corny
15 Kelleher
4919 that he is ⸢7[reassured.]reassured.reassuraloomtay.reassuraloomtay. 7⸣ [reassured.]reassured.reassuraloomtay.reassuraloomtay. The tinkling
16 hoofs and jingling harness
4920 grow ⸢7[fainter.]fainter.fainter with their
17tooralooloo looloo ⸢9[ay.]ay.lay.lay. 9⸣ [ay.]ay.lay.lay.
fainter with their
17tooralooloo looloo ⸢9[ay.]ay.lay.lay. 9⸣ [ay.]ay.lay.lay.
7⸣
[fainter.]fainter.fainter with their
17tooralooloo looloo ⸢9[ay.]ay.lay.lay. 9⸣ [ay.]ay.lay.lay.
fainter with their
17tooralooloo looloo ⸢9[ay.]ay.lay.lay. 9⸣ [ay.]ay.lay.lay.
Bloom, holding in
4921 his hand
18 Stephen's ⸢B[muddied hat]muddied hat hat, festooned with shavings, hat, festooned with shavings, B⸣ [muddied hat]muddied hat hat, festooned with shavings, hat, festooned with shavings, and
19 ashplant,
4922 stands irresolute. Then he bends to him and shakes him by
20 the
4923 shoulder.*)


4924
21
Bloom


4925
22Eh! Ho! (There is no answer. He bends again*.) Mr Dedalus! (*t⧼T⧽here is
23 no
4926 answer)
The name if you call. Somnambulist. (*h⧼H⧽e bends again and,
4927
24 hesitating, brings his mouth near the face of the prostrate form)
Stephen!
4928
25 (There is no answer. He calls again*.) Stephen!


4929
26
Stephen


4930
27(frowns)
Who? Black panther,⧽panther, panther. Vampire. panther. Vampire. panther,⧽panther, panther. Vampire. panther. Vampire. (he sighs and
28 stretches himself,
4931 then murmurs thickly with prolonged vowels)


4932
29
Who  ...⸢7...7⸣ drive  ...⸢7...7⸣ Fergus now

4933
30
And pierce  ...⸢7...7⸣ wood's woven shade ..?


4934
1(He turns on his left side, sighing, doubling himself together*.)


4935
2
Bloom


4936
3Poetry. Well educated. Pity*. (*h⧼H⧽e bends again and undoes the buttons of
4937
4 Stephen's waistcoat)
To breathe. (he brushes the woodshavings from
4938
5 Stephen's clothes with light hand and fingers)
One pound seven. Not hurt
4939
6 anyhow*. (he listens) What?


4940
7
Stephen


4941
8(murmurs)


4942
9
....⸢7....7⸣ shadows ...⸢7...7⸣ the woods

4943
10
...
⸢9
10
...9⸣
white breast  ...⸢7...7⸣ dim sea.


4944
11(He stretches out his arms, sighs again and curls his body. Bloom,
4945
12 holding the [Bmuddied ]muddied  hat and ashplant, stands erect. A dog barks
13 in the
4946 distance. Bloom tightens and loosens his grip on the ashplant.
14 He
4947 looks down on Stephen's face and form*.)


4948
15
Bloom


4949
16(communes with the night)
⸢B
4949
16(communes with the night)
B⸣
Face reminds me of his poor mother. In the
4950
17 shady wood. The deep white breast. Ferguson, I think I caught. A girl.
4951
18 Some girl. Best thing could happen him. (he murmurs) (he murmurs) ..... swear that I
19will
4952always hail, ever conceal, never reveal, any part or parts, art or
20arts ...... (he
4953murmurs)
..... in the rough sands of the sea ... a cabletow's
21length from the
4954shore .... where the tide ebbs .... and flows .....
⸢10 (he murmurs) (he murmurs) ..... swear that I
19will
4952always hail, ever conceal, never reveal, any part or parts, art or
20arts ...... (he
4953murmurs)
..... in the rough sands of the sea ... a cabletow's
21length from the
4954shore .... where the tide ebbs .... and flows .....10⸣


4955
22(Silent, thoughtful, alert he stands on ⸢10[guard.]guard. guard, his fingers
23at his lips in
4956the attitude of secret master.
guard, his fingers
23at his lips in
4956the attitude of secret master.
10⸣
[guard.]guard. guard, his fingers
23at his lips in
4956the attitude of secret master.
guard, his fingers
23at his lips in
4956the attitude of secret master.
Against the dark wall a
24 figure appears
4957 slowly⧼.⧽., a fairy⸢9fairy9⸣ boy of ⸢9[eleven]eleveneleven, a
25changeling, kidnapped,
eleven, a
25changeling, kidnapped,
9⸣
[eleven]eleveneleven, a
25changeling, kidnapped,
eleven, a
25changeling, kidnapped,
dressed⸢10dressed10⸣ in an
4958 Eton ⸢10[suit,]suit,suit with
26glass shoes and a little bronze helmet,
suit with
26glass shoes and a little bronze helmet,
10⸣
[suit,]suit,suit with
26glass shoes and a little bronze helmet,
suit with
26glass shoes and a little bronze helmet,
holding a book
4959 in his hand.
27 He reads from right to left⸢9from right to left9⸣ inaudibly, ⸢10[smiling.]smiling.smiling, kissing
4960
28the page.
smiling, kissing
4960
28the page.
10⸣
[smiling.]smiling.smiling, kissing
4960
28the page.
smiling, kissing
4960
28the page.
)


4961
1
Bloom


4962
2(wonderstruck, calls inaudibly)
Rudy!⸢BRudy!B⸣


4963
3
Rudy


4964
4(gazes, unseeing, into Bloom's eyes and goes on reading, kissing,⸢10kissing,10⸣
5 smiling.
4965 He has a delicate mauve face.⸢10 He has a delicate mauve face.10⸣ ⸢10[He]HeOn his suit heOn his suit he 10⸣ [He]HeOn his suit heOn his suit he has
6 diamond and rubyand ruby
4966 buttons. In his free leftleft hand he holds a slim ivory
7cane with a violet
4967bowknot.
⸢9In his free leftleft hand he holds a slim ivory
7cane with a violet
4967bowknot.9⸣
A squirrel⧽squirrelwhite lambkinwhite lambkin squirrel⧽squirrelwhite lambkinwhite lambkin peeps out of his
8 waistcoat pocket.)